Disclaimer: Guess what. No really guess. Give up? No? Oh, ok. -waits- ...done thinking? Too bad. I'm gonna tell you.

I like cheese.

Ooooh didn't see that coming did ya? Oh, I also don't own Zelda. Bwahaha...

Summary: Finally! The awesome part of the fic... ya know in the story's summary, it talks about the dude getting revenge on Link... blah blah blah? Here he cooomes... so read! Cause I'm not telling you who it is.


The guests cheered wildly as the new couple kissed each other again. Everyone was in Hyrule Field right outside Lon Lon Ranch, where many tables had been set up for the guests to eat at.

Zelda grinned as she placed a piece of their wonderful wedding cake in Link's mouth, and he did the same to her. They both laughed. Everyone was having such a wonderful time.

Link was laughing as a small child of Kakariko Village was jumping up and down in front of Zelda, begging for attention, when his head suddenly jerked up.

Zelda, who had picked up the child, turned to Link and saw his concentrated face. She knew something was wrong. He couldn't hide anything from her.

"Love, what is it? You look…" Link shushed her and his concentration hardened. Zelda tilted her head, put down the child who ran to his mother, and waited. Suddenly, a low rumble could be heard from under ground. Everyone stopped talking and looks of concern and worry crossed over their faces as the rumbling grew louder.

Just as suddenly as the noise had come, parts of the ground flew into the air and a black figure rose above all of them. Link and Zelda looked up frightfully as the black figure landed in front of everyone.

Link suddenly recognized with horror who it was.

The darkened figure neared the people of Hyrule. Link stood in front of all of them defensively. The black figure's eyes could be seen opening, and they were completely red. Link pulled Zelda behind him and defended her as well.

"So, you returned. What do you want, Dark Link?" Link scowled as Dark Link grinned mischievously. He ignored Link and looked at Zelda.

"My oh my princess, aren't you lovely today?" A look of disgust entered Link's face. The same look came over Zelda's as well. Dark Link kept the grin on his face. "We wouldn't happen to be having a wedding, now would we?" He shook his head. "I wasn't invited? How inconsiderate. After all Link, don't we have some history together?" His voice grew colder. "When you destroyed me and took over my part of the temple. I fell into one of the vortexes, but thanks to a wonderful item I found, I managed to escape. Consider it a wedding present from yours truly." He threw something in front of Link. He recognized his old hookshot. Damn him! How could he have been so stupid as leave it there?

Dark Link walked over to Zelda. Link jerked his attention away from the hookshot and walked over to Zelda. She frightfully grabbed his hand. He squeezed it reassuringly. Dark Link crossed his arms.

"Hmm, what a wonderful woman you've wed, Link. Congratulations. I am quite jealous." He winked at Zelda. She turned her head away and looked at the ground. Dark Link moved closer. Link stepped in front of Zelda, and Dark Link stopped. He raised a hand, and suddenly Link flew into the air and landed about fifty feet back. Dark Link walked up to Zelda and touched her chin, making her look at him. She shoved his hand away in disgust.

"Oh come now Zelda, I'm not all that bad. I'm actually much better than him," Dark Link said, gesturing to Link as he said the last word. Link was trying to get up.

"Dark Link…" Dark Link smiled as Zelda suddenly smiled at him.

"Dark Link, the redeads that haunt parts of Hyrule are more worthy to me than yourself. So take your leave and let us be." The guests, who had been watching the whole time, cheered so loudly after that remark that Dark Link winced as the piercing sound entered his ears. Link, who was now walking towards Zelda, smiled at her. She smiled back.

"I see. We have a smart mouth for a princess." He grinned. "You're not the same girl you were seven years ago, although I must say I like a little sassiness in a woman." He licked his lips at her and winked again. That was the limit for Link.

"You bastard!"

Link leapt at Dark Link and unsheathed his sword in the process. He slashed at Dark Link and cut his side. Dark Link jerked his head back. A deep growl entered his throat. He pulled out his sword and posed a battle stance.

"Ready when you are," Dark Link scowled.

"Ladies first," Link muttered.

Dark Link roared and leapt forward at Link, who held his sword up defensively. They swung their swords at each other, fighting fiercely. Zelda looked at them with horror. She wouldn't stand for her Link to be fought with, especially not by… him.

"Link! Fire! Din's Fire!" Link nodded and quickly used his power. Dark Link looked up and yelled out as he was thrown back.

"I'll be back Link! I'll be back when you least expect it!" he yelled out as he disappeared in the clouds. Link sheathed his sword and turned to Zelda. She smiled tiredly at him. He did the same.

"Come Zelda," he said gently. "We should leave now." He whistled with two fingers and Epona galloped towards them.

"Goodbye and thank you people of Hyrule! We are sorry for the inconvenience, but we hope you enjoyed yourselves anyway! Farewell to all of you!" The crowd yelled out goodbyes as the couple rode away towards Lake Hylia.


I'll bet only 3 of you knew it would be Dark Link, and that 3 wasn't even sure about it. That's because I'm such a great writer. I build suspense. Hehehehehe... like I could poke you in the eye right now.

-gives a cookie- See? See how good I am?

Oh, and if someone hasn't noticed by now... I love to fake-brag. You know... when you go on and on and on and on and on and on and on about something you know is way crappy but brag about it to make it cool. Which is what I'm doing. But none of you needed to hear that... so none of you did. Got it? Alright... now review and read some more.

I want that cookie back by the way...