Disclaimer: I don't own YYH

A/N: This was inspired by FireStorm1991's Bulma/Vegeta baking one-shots. If you know those you'll recognize this. This is really pushing the T rating. Please, be warned and take it as not what it seems. Also, there's one dirty word.


Chapter Seven: Warm and gooey

Characters: Botan, Hiei and Yusuke (Slight HxB, I wonder when I won't have it be that)

Rating: T (for language and themes)

Summary: Yusuke hears something in the kitchen...

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Yusuke sighed as he walked up to the temple doors and slid them open. He was really craving a tuna sandwich for some reason and made his way to the kitchen. He paused when he heard two voices that usually did not converse together.

"Well, what do you think, Hiei?" Botan asked.

Yusuke slid around the wall and listened. "It's not what I expected," he heard Hiei answer.

"What do you mean?" A pause. "You've never seen this before, have you?"

"No."

"Oh, Hiei...that's so sad. Well, there's a first time for everything!"

"I hate to admit, it smells pretty good." Yusuke blinked. "What does it taste like?"

"Try it and see!" A few seconds ticked by. "Oh, don't put your finger in it like that!" Yusuke felt some sweat start to form.

"It's...soft. And gooey." She giggled at his statement and Hiei growled.

"What?"

"It's just for someone like you to use words like that..."

"How would you describe it?"

"I guess soft and gooey are correct."

"You've touched it?"

"Of course I have!" Yusuke swallowed. "Well, since you went and stuck your finger in, go ahead and taste it." Yusuke started to choke on his spit.

"It's sweet."

"Most people think so." Yusuke felt something pop behind his right eye.

"It's warm, too."

"Oh, I heated it up for you!" And there went the left eye.

"For me?"

"Yes, it's better warm so I got it good and ready for you." What was the word - hyperventilate? Yeah, that was it.

"Have you done this for anyone else?" Hiei asked.

"Well, no. But I've always wanted to do it for Yukina." And then the air stopped flowing.

"Yukina?" Hiei growled.

"Oh, come on now, Hiei. Yukina needs to try new things too!" Now Yusuke was sure a blood vessel went in his head.

"Fine," Hiei spat. "But only if you're the one to do it." Yusuke choked, the world going red.

"Oh, I'm so glad you trust me, Hiei!"

"Hn."

"Wanna try some more?" A few seconds. "Wha - hey! No, don't wipe it on me! Now I'm all sticky!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Yusuke lost all composure and ran into the kitchen seeing Botan holding a bowl of melted chocolate and Hiei with a finger in his mouth.

"Oh, Yusuke! I made some chocolate sauce! Do you want some?" She beamed. Yusuke blinked and looked back and forth at them and went through the whole thing in his head.

And that's when he passed out.

~End