AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviews. What was God thinking? n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons Vons?! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U Seriously? You know tattlers could be considered preps, right?! Evony I'm not even sure what Enoby's real name is anymore isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! Don't talk about God that way. He was nice enough to review your story, so take what you can get.
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs How sweet. I was wearing red Satanist sings Okay on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?) No! It's normal. I guess it's magic, because her black nail polish is suddenly red!. I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes Really?. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then...
We started frenching passively Yeah, they were frenching (which I'm not even sure is a word) just because they felt like it. They weren't really interested in it, despite being quite enthusiastic last paragraph and we took off Off! I don't believe this! They took off instead of taking of! each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top I thought he took off your clothes already. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) Yes. If he put his boy thingy in your boy thingy, yes. It's very stupid.
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm There she goes screaming again when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words... Vampire!
I was so angry. Well, let's see. Harry's nickname is Vampire. You are a Vampire. How do you know for sure that the tattoo meant Harry?
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much You barely know how to spell off. Don't get too full of yourself.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" Well, since he already put his boy thingy in your boy thingy, you already have AIDS…
I put on my clothes all huffily Yes, she indignantly re-clothed herself and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. And Snape just stood by while she screamed across his classroom. Forget the fact that Draco is standing there in the buff.
