Listening to: Closer- Inoue Joe (A/N: my favorite song!!!!!!)
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Im sorry I haven't written for the past 2 and 1/2 days. I went out on a mission!
It was pretty simple. Deliver a very special scroll to some feudal lord in the land of Vegatables. What the fuck is this, diary? Land of fucking VEGATABLES??? Then there should be a land of Fruity Hawaiian Punch, and the Land of Hot Coffee. Andandand! The Land of Marshmallows.
mmmmmmm.
So anyways, it was me, Kaoru, and Seiya, because we're all in the same genin cell, and because of that, we almost always get missions together. However, Shikamaru-sensei was already out on a really i-m-p-t mission, so guess who accompanied us??? :D
....That's right.
My lovely tousan!
So, I shall describe some interesting scenes here:
~flashback~
We were walking towards the Land of Tea, and were currently crossing a bridge. Tousan was in front, with Seiya not too far behind him, cuz he wants to show Tousan how he has Uchiha manliness or whatever the fuck it is. I was behind them, and Kaoru was slightly next to me. He was getting on my nerves. He kept trying to walk at the same pace with me, and blabbing on and on about something I don't recall. How annoying, does he not realize that I prefer to walk alone? Apparently not. So, I get so fed up with his blabbing.
"URUSAI!!! KAORUUUU!!!!" And I flung him off the bridge. It was fun.
~flashback 2~
It was late at night, and we were waiting for Seiya to bring back firewood. He was off looking somewhere with Kaoru. In the meantime, I was sitting on the side next to Tousan. It was quiet, peaceful, until Kaoru came and plopped his butt down next to me. So it's quiet for a while, but I can fucking TELL he keeps scooting closer. Ew! An anime vein slowly appears on my forehead, growing bigger and bigger as Kaoru gets closer and closer. Finally, Ive had enough. Without even turning to him, I stuck my right hand out(he was sitting on my right).
"JYUUKEN!" and Kaoru was sent flying into a tree. Tousan turned and frowned at me.
"Nyla, that was unneccesary."
"His fucking mutt was breathing on me. Now, I have to go get a rabies shot."
Tousan hates it when I curse, so his frown deepened and he was going to say something, but Kaoru suddenly revives and asks Tousan to help him start the fire. We start the fire, and it burns nicely, but then Seiya comes back with the "firewood" he collected.
He was holding one twig in his hand.
"Seiya, what the hell is that?"
Seiya ignores my question. Frowning, he sniffs the air delicately, and then his nose scrunches up.(probably smelled the smoke from the fire, Seiya doesn't like that smell.)
"Oh fuck, what is that smell?Oh, god. It can only be Nyla."
"Enjoy your last minute alive, Seiya-chan." I lunged at him, slamming him into the ground, and then sitting on his back. "Fucking prick." I said calmly. He doesn't fight back, since my dad is here, and also 'cuz Im a girl. Haha, Hyuga-1, Uchiha-0!
So anyways, after that, I decide to go-ALONE- and find some more firewood, because we need it, and Seiya epic-failed at it. So, as I walk off, Seiya and Kaoru believe Im gone, so they start their little "man gossip". Meaning, they were talking about me.
Kaoru: (whines) My head still hurts from when Nyla slammed me into a tree.
Seiya: You think you have it bad? She punched me in the stomach. (turns to Tousan) are you sure she's a girl?
Tousan: What?
Seiya: Nothing...
Kaoru:(to Seiya) She probably isn't, though. No girl does stuff like that!
Seiya: Guess not..
Kaoru: She's a man-beater, I tell you.
Well, that was all I needed to here. I went over to the nearest tree and ripped a nice, big branch off. Then, I ran, screaming, back to our campsite. The two ladies and my Tousan looked up, bewildered, at my sudden wildness. Swinging the branch over my head, I run over and instantly begin to beat Kaoru.
"You think your so cool, with your brown hair?"
He stood up, wobbling, as if to defend himself. "Oh, how cute, determination." I smacked him again and he fell over. "How many times, Kaoru? How many times have I told you to stop acting like a whore and go on with your life?" Kaoru gets a little pissy. "Stop it! That hurts!"
"You poor soul. My heart bleeds for you."
"Im serious, Nyla! OW!"
"Your story is very touching. I don't give a fuck!"
Tousan seemed a bit annoyed. "Nyla, stop that. Don't uneccesarily beat up your comrades."
"Never! Prepare to die, incompetent punks!" I screamed, flailing the tree branch over Kaoru. Seiya came over. "Nyla, stop harrassing him! Why are you beating him like this anyway? You should calm down and meditate for a while. Rejuvinate yourself."
I turned to him, pissed. "Those are some big-ass words, Seiya-chan. You sound pretty gay.(punches him) Wanna teach me? I can't not talk language so goodly." And I started smacking him too, and then threw him down next to Kaoru. Then, I took a deep breath and sat down near them. "Sit up." they sat up immediately. I sighed.
"Today we have a mission. A mission equals work and things. Things like cooperation. Thus the quote, "Cooperation is the key to success". Thus, cooperation equals success. Success equals power. Power equals Nyla. Therefore, Nyla is scary. When Nyla is scary, Nyla is usually pissed. Thus, Nyla is powerful and pissed. When Nyla is powerful and pissed, Nyla is destructive. Thus, Nyla is destructive. When Nyla is destructive, she has a good reason to be. because she is powerful. Therefore, Nyla is a powerful and scary kunoichi who is destructive, with a reason to be. And so, mission equals cooperation equals success equals power equals Nyla. To put it short, mission=Nyla. Not you(points at Kaoru) or you(points at Seiya) could do this mission without me. This is an unwritten statement of truth." I then turned around so my back was to them. "Now go away, genin, the fact that I am the only Chunin in this cell further proves that everything I said thus far is correct." I could hear Kaoru and Seiya quickly scramble off to their tent before I changed my mind about not beating them more. Tousan is sitting against a tree, eyes shut.
"That was quite a speech, Nyla."
"Nothing but the truth, Tousan."
He opened his eyes and smiled. Not smirked, smiled. 'Cuz no matter how incompetent I get, no matter how much of a "rebel" (great uncle Hiashi) I become, I'll always be his beloved first daughter. Cue cheesy music, flower petals and warm, pink hearts floating everywhere. Ahhh, how to ruin the mood.
Well, that was alot. Hmm, it's really late....oh piss. Kotori fell asleep on the couch. And we all know that once she sleeps she WILL NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES wake up again until morning. Guess I'll just leave her there....
Oh, there's Tousan. He'll take care of her. Haha. He's picking her up now. Or trying to. Haha, crap. She's practically strangling him now, with her arms around his neck. The Great Hyuga Prodigy goes down by his 4 year old daughter strangling him in her sleep. How odd. For some reason, this scene seems very adorable. Aww, ice cold Hyuga Prodigy fondly carries 4 year old daughter to her room. Wahhhhhhh, I need a tissue. Its late, Diary. I shall commend thee tomorow.
Farewell, I bid thee a good night, ~=N*y_L.+A.!=~
