"Welcome to the 8 chapter of T- Hehehehheheheh I like trains"... Leigha interrupted.
"Why"... Liz said slowly scorching away from her.
"That little lady and I got some beer"! Haymitch said drunkenly.
"The smiley face was made in Worcester Massachusetts on October 5"! Leigha stated while petting the TV randomly.
"It's true". Said a random Caesar walking by.
"Alright then... Does anyone know how to ask a drunken child a question". Liz asked while looking at Leigha.
"LEIGHA IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!'' screams Cray.
"Umm alright then." Liz stated scooting away from him to.
"Lizzy! Where's ta beer at"! Haymitch asked while leaning on to her.
"Umm... I'm saying umm way to much so I'm just gona do some dares and truths now". Liz said as she called over the toaster to give her some. Leigha snatched the slip from Liz's hand and read it aloud.
These are from MustacheDude!
I dare Haymitch to do the wiggle to I'm sexy and I know it. I dare Katniss and Effie to switch clothes. One last truth Cato to say if Leigha wasn't so obsessed with him, would he date her.
"Wait... I herd meh name Haymitch said from the floor".
"Yeah you gotta do the wiggle". Liz said helping him up from the ground.
"One time a lady had birth to ten kids at the same time". Leigha said randomly.
"How does she know this stuff"... Coin said suspiciously.
"Idk". Finnick said.
"I LIKE SINGING! I LIKE DANCING! I LIKE TRAINS!" screams Leigha obnoxiously.
"No, bad girl Leigha. Stop it." orders Liz.
"NOoooooo." half screams half talks Leigha.
"If you shut up I'll let you go on a date with Cato!" says Liz.
"No, she w-" Cato argues getting interrupted by Liz's hand being out on his mouth. Leigha claps and jumps up and down.
"Wait, wasn't Leigha trying to kill me at the end of the last chapter?" asks Clove.
"DON'T REMIND HER!" screams Liz.
"I kill you Clove and you die. Like lol." says Leigha awkwardly.
"So I think it's pretty clear you shall be alive for a few more chapters..." says Mags.
"umm yay?" says Clove.
"Yeah. Haymitch. Chose a speedo". Leigha said as she held up a hot pink speedo with a baby pink stripe and a Light blue speedo with a dark blue stripe.
The blue one. Haymitch said so weirdly that the sentence didn't deserve quotation marks.
"You get the pink one". Leigha said handing him the pink one.
"Aww.".. Haymitch said as he started too take his clothes off.
"IN THE BATHROOM"! everyone shouted as they shielded their eyes.
"Once a kitten fell in a toilet"! Leigha said as she spun around in circles.
"Okay then"... Cato said as he started to walk away from her, just for her to randomly hug him.
" Hugs are the dinosaur spirits trying to eat your soul!" Leigha said squeasing him harder.
"Get this thing off of me"! Cato said with barley enough air to even say that.
"I'm Back". Haymitch grumbled as her walked into the room with a pink speedo on. Peeta went and barfed in the corner.
"See! It is that bad!" Cato said thinking Leigha huging him was what made Peeta barf.
"Turn around." Mags said pointing. Cato and Leigha then went and puked in the corner with Peeta.
" YOUR CLEANING THAT UP LEIGHA!" I DID IT LAST TIME! Liz proclaimed.
"Dam- BLEGH"! Leigha tried to say as she barfed again.
"Hahahahahahah"... Ha"! Clove Laughed as Cato glared at her for laughing at him before he started barfing again. Once everyone stoped barfing, Leigha went and got a radio and blasted I'm Sexy and I Know It.
"When I walk on by, girls be lookin by damn he fly"... sang the radio while Haymitch furiously wiggled his butt while in the speedo which was funny, but not something you would want to see every day.
"Ahh... Girl look at that body. Ahh... Girl look at that body. Ahh... Girl look at that body. I...I I work out!" The radio sang. Haymitch now was not wiggling just his butt, but his head and... torso i guess...
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH"! Everyone was now singing along, clapping and cheering. Haymitch was now flailing his whole body as he ran around the room like a mad man who was high. Which he was.
"I'm sexy and I know it." The radio finshed. Everyone had been dancing along to it and it ended up seaming like a party that lasted for one song. Leigha then picked up the radio and chucked it into the closet making the closet explode into a puff of sparkles.
"It'S RAINING SPARKLES"! Liz shouted as she ran around in the sparkles, making her all sparkly like.
"Hey! Don't take them all"! Leigha shouted as she ploped onto the floor and started to make sparkle angles.
"Yay! You aren't drunk anymore"! Liz shouted with excitement as she joined Leigha on the floor.
"Since when was I". Leigha said as she slowed down making her fifth sparkle angle. Everything went still while everyone went silent.
"Uhm... Next dare?"Liz said searching her jean pocket for the crumpled paper.
Katniss and Effie must switch clothes. Leigha said as she motioned for them to go into the bathroom to change clothes.
Since the author is now becoming very un-creative... A.K.A. Later...
Effie came waddling out the door while Katniss kept tripping.
"Um... these clothes are quite tight"! Effie said as she tried to sit down without ripping the district fabric.
"UGH! I keep tripping"! Katniss said in frustration.
"Well keep doing it"! I need more youtube channel views! Leigha said filming the whole thing on her white Iphone with a purple case with the word dream in white on the back.
"PUT THAT AWAY"! Katniss said with an anime style anime face. Look it up.
"No". Liz said pulling out her Ipad.
"YES"! Katniss screamed at the 2 younger girls.
"Fine". Liz said putting her Ipad magicaly in some un-known place". Same for Leigha.
"Where did you.. you know... put that... Finnick said akwardly.
"I DIN'T PUT THAT IN MY ASS! God. you guys are like the Sonic fanbase and "where does Amy keep her hammer thing""! Liz said pissed off.
"I thought you put it behind your ear"... Finnck said with a horrified look on his face.
"Well then... you all can ignore me! WHEEE! CORNER! LETS GO StAND IN IT!" Liz shouted as she ran to the corner.
"LIZ GET BACK HEAR! I NEED yoU TO READ THIS"! Leigha said like the excited fangirl she was.
"Kk. It says: Cato if Leigha didn't obsesses over you, would you date her"? Liz said as the mysterious grin on her face grew wider by the word.
"Say no, YOU DIE"! Leigha said pulling out her machine gun, pointing it at Cato's face.
"Y-Yes"? Cato stammered afraid of the consequences of saying no.
"YAY"! Leigha yelled as she pulled out her phone to tweet about it.
"SPASMS"! Cinna yelled as he smacked Leigha's phone to the floor.
"YOU IDIOT"! Leigha screamed pulling out her machine gun to shoot him.
"Whoa! Whoa! We still have some dares and truths to do"! Liz said pulling Leigha away from Cinna.
"Fine... just get on with them". Leigha said sadly.
These are from... TeamCatoForver!
*tears of joy* YOU USED MY DARE! *Dances around the room* Yeah, Im the biggest
Clato fan ever. I gotz more! *evil laugh*
I dare GLIMMER *cackles evilily* To walk naked through a swarm of angry wasps!
(Not a Glimmer fan!) *Cackles physcoticly*
*clears throat* Next Dare!
I dare... FINNICK To...hehehehehehehehehheeeeee...SWIM THROUGH A POOL OF
DOGGIE POO AND GIVE GLIMMER A GREAT BIG HUG! To Finnick: Sorry...heh...heh...
To Glimmer" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
"Do we have a pool of dog pooP"? Leigha asked as she turned to Liz.
"Uhm... I don't think so". But my friend has dogs so I think we could get some. Liz said as she headed for the door.
"Nah we can just use author powers". Leigha said as she used her author powers.
"Where is it"... Cato asked.
"Its out side. TO THE OUT SIDE"! Leigha proclaimed as he pointed to the door.
At "the outside"...
"If that was a regular pool, i would swim in it"! Liz said as she thought about swimming.
"If that was filled with water, I would kill my self". Johana said as she shuddered.
"Now Finnick. GET IN THE POOL AND LEIGHA GET THE POPCORN"! Liz said as she was very excited to see the events.
"Fine". Finnick then reluctantly jumped into the pool of dog poop. He then started swimming through the pool as the poop parted for Finnick as slowly as a slug.
"Go Finnick Go"! Annie cheered, not understanding the situation.
"Hahahahahahahhahah"! Clove laughed in her signature way as Finnick looked like he was about to puke at the grossness of the situation. Finnick finally reached the end of his hard journey across the pool of poop!
"Now go hug Glimmer"! Liz said point to daydreaming Glimmer in the corner.
"Lawl. Wuth". Glimmer said not what going as coming out of daydreaming.
"Ok, but can I wash this stuff off of me once were done with this"? Finnick said as his face scrunched up from the horrible stench coming from the poop.
"Sure. Now HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG"! Leigha started and soon everyone but a disgusted Finnick and a confused Glimmer.
"Wait... IS HE COVERED IN DOG POOP! EWWWWWWWW"! Glimmer said as they hugged.
"Gotta love youtube". Leigha said as she was, once again, filming the un-fortunate events of the Hunger Games cast. Finnick let go of Glimmer and the hug ended.
"Eww"! Glimmer yelled as she desprately tried to get the dog poop of of her.
"Lol". Leigha said as she put her Iphone back in her pocket.
"Who wants some more dares"! Liz said.
"From who"... Foxface asked.
The same author... Liz said as another devilish smile appeared on her face.
"HELL NO"! Glimmer shouted as fire appeared around her, Anime style.
"To bad"! Leiga said as she giggled at Glimmer's anger.
"You have to run through a swarm of wasps naked, but since the author really dosen't feel like describing a totaly naked girl, you will have a bra and under wear on. And it will be akward for readers". Liz said explaining.
"And you just broke the fourth wall". Mags added.
"Damn". Liz cursed under her breath at the smashing of the wall of fourths.
"STRIP STRIP STRIP STRIP STRIP"! All the boys who were around Cato's age and Haymitch chanted.
"That is repulsive"! Effie shouted as a disgusted look crossed her face.
"Yes. And it's also mahogany". Gale added before he went back to chanting.
"..." said Effie. Surprisingly Glimmer took her shirt and etc. of and Katniss covered Prims eyes, covered President Snow's eyes because we really don't want any perverted comments from him, and LEigha covered Liz's eyes.
"I'M ONLY LIKE A FEW MOTHS OR SO YOUNGER THAN YOU"! Liz complained, jerking Leigha's hand of her eyes.
"For the record it's around ten months, "or so"." Leigha corrected.
"so what do we do now... the dare is done". Cinna said akwardly.
"Uhm... I guess were done for now..." Liz said shuffeling her feet.
If you want more content, SEND US SOME FRIKING TRUTHS AND DARES! Leigha screamed at the readers.
"Do so, and you get and internet cake". Liz said staring at Peeta which meant: Make some cakes. NOW!
"And remember kids, THE CAKE IS A LIE"! Leigah finshed.
