Unespected Parenting
Binki Maddness
The rest of Team Urameshi was soon called to a mission in Spirit World leaving Koenma with the child Hiei.
"Hiei quit it! That's enough!"
"Waaaaaah waaaahh gah gah waaaahhhyeeee!" the chibi rolled around on the ground screaming and wailing to the top of his lungs.
"Arg! How did I get talked into this?" Koenma toppled over on his desk desperately covering his ears.
All the ogres under his control outside of the princes' office deserted as much of their cubical outside the main doors as possible to escape the shrieking cries.
"Someone please shut the kid up!"
"I've heard of Koenma having his bad days but this is ridicules!"
"I wish it was him. At least he's quieter!"
Little Hiei cried and cried out of control. Not hungry. Diaper was clean. No one seemed to know what was wrong with him.
Koenma groaned expecting his ears to be bleeding at any moment. "Haooow…I hope they get back before my hearing goes out." He ranted opening his mouth a little wider then usually. Wide enough for his pacifier to escape and roll off to the floor.
Hiei's cries suddenly ceased at the sight of the binki. He rolled off his back to his stomach and crawled over to it.
Koenma blinked in surprise at the sudden silence. He rolled on to his stomach and peeked over the edge of the desk.
The baby gabbed hold of the pacifier.
"Hiei! Don't touch that." He warned.
Baby Hiei just ignored his as he investigated it on his own. He put one end of the pacifier into his mouth and sucked on it surprisingly.
"Hey! Give that back!"
Hiei kept on sucking with pleasure, rolling back over on his back to enjoy his new toy.
A tall young man soon stood over him glaring down, "Now Hiei let's not act like a couple of babies here."
Hiei glanced at the now taller Koenma.
"Give me the pacifier Hiei."
The infant rolled in the opposite direction, still holding the binki in his mouth.
"I said give it back!"
The Grim Reaper Botan came in through the main doors, "You called Koenma? (gasp!)"
Grown up Koenma was caught in an awkward position, wrestling on the floor with Hiei with the pacifier being tugged in-between them.
"What!"
"Uh…you summoned me…sir?"
The young lord dropped everything and stood straight and proud as though the commotion never occurred, "Yes I did." He turned away ignoring the child still indulging of the binki. He handed Botan her guidebook of griming. The very same from when Yusuke was first a ghost, "
Here's an updated list of souls that are going to depart from the living world today. A couple of them might need a little persuasion."
Respectively she bowed to him, "Yes sir, I'll get right on it."
"Good." Koenma snatched the Chibi Hiei and forced out his precious mouthpiece. Surprisingly Hiei yielded without fight. But he knew his capture had to change back to his toddler form soon and only then will he be able to snatch his new treasure.
Koenma: "Uhh...Botan!"
"Yes sir?"
"Why don't you take junior along with you? He could use some fresh air."
She jumped in surprise, "Huh? But Koenma I-"
Koenma: (Shoves the chibi into her arms) (pushes her out the door)"Now don't be late!"
BANG!
Botan stood outside the Prince's door with her book in one hand, and the baby in her arms, "Oh man."she groaned defeated.
Hiei on the other hand was relishing over the pacifierperfectly nestled in his cute sensitive mouth, smiling.
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