-He is a Carpainter?-
"Heeeeyyyy...Heyyy Pauuulllaaaaaa..." I whisper to her. You see she got knocked out after Bella...er Hey Bella can I keep callin' ya Ana-bell?...*FIIINNNEE* Ok then. After Ana-Bell knocked her on the head (the funny thing about it was she was at the door entrance).
"He...hey...Porky...I smeashxlmysolukvsrkdfjemsdfmemoriesnmdmm," Paula mumbles.
"Did she just say PORKY SEX LOVE ME MORE?" I yell. What the heck!
"Man what the heck kind of truffles was she eatin'..." says Ana-Bell.
"No the dudette said Pokey I mash your mind.." states Exit Mouse.
"Hey guys Whatcha talkin' bout?" says...Oh..my...gosh...Paula!..er...Next to me?
"Hey Paula how'd you get out?" I say.
"Noooo... I didn't get out this is a telepathatatatatic message I am sending you while I am asleep!"
"oh...Er...ok..soooo...um..what do you want to say to us?"
"Er...OH HI BELLA!" yells Paula and she runs into Ana-Bell literally!
"Paula get outta my face..."
"Actually I can see your brain!" then she moves back gets a super sly smile almost as if Ana-bell had a strange secret. "OH MAN THAT'S SO HILARIOUS!"
"P..Paula NO! Don't tell him!"
"She has..*bzzt* fe*bzzt*lings. *bzzt* you!" says Paula while getting hit (foolishly) by Ana-Bell
"Er...wha?"
"Tell ya later..." Sighs Paula.
"YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!"
"Ness take my Badge..." Paula commands me before she disappears into her sleeping body.
"It's in her bra just to tell you," Ana-Bell tells me, "it's always in there it's her favorite possession."
"Her wha?"
"The thing that holds her breasts together so that they don't jiggle."
"Ooooohhhh...wait...OH EM GEE!" Man what is this an ecchi manga? Mind reading telepathy and stuff! Oh wait it's a little power called PSIchokinesis heh PSIcho...Psycho...siko...SICK-O!
"Umm...I'd rather just go beat Carpainter," I nervously stutter.
"Man I'll get it then!" yells Ana-bell reaching for Paula. Now she grabs her! oh no!...er...well not really...
"Mmmm Ness..." Paula mutters.
"P...Paula...Please...move...your ...hand," Ana-Bell says blushing in embarrassment, and like she understood Paula lets go of her hand. Paula then grabs her pocket and hands Ana her badge while still asleep, what an interesting woman.
"Franklin Badge," Ana-bell calls it.
"What?"
"Franklin Badge is what Paula calls it. She says it used to be worn by Ben Franklin himself while he was conducting research on electricity." Ana-Bell explains, " She was always conducting research on electricity herself too."
"Sooo...her great great great great Grand daddy is Ben Franklin?"
"MAN WHAT AM I AN ENCYCLOPEDIA?"
We exit the shack and we see Pokey sending a few happy happy-ists after us. Easy peasy lemon squeasy! I just stayed in a cool pose and they were struck by my power well either that, or Ana-Bell using PK Freeze on them.
"Arg I will defeat you sometime Ness! I even have a theme song now! Pokey Pokey he's our guy! Porky Pokey he's so fiiiii-" SMAAAAASSSHHHH Pokey became quiet! Dun dun da-da-da da dun.
"Man those kids annoy me..." Ana-Bell says, "Well Ness I can't defy Carpainter I am too loyal to my safety to try beating a monster like him just...Bash Shoot and Smaaaasshhh! His face for me K?"
"Heh Kay."
Ok lets go on to the getting in the bad people's place. We were in. I infiltrated the enemy confines. The funny thing was that the cultists there were all easy compared to the last enemies I saw. Well then again they didn't shoot lasers or burst into flames just... painted us.
"Hey Ana funky stuff huh?" Oh wait.. She left because ….Man I'm alone again! *Exit Mouse: I'm here for you bro* I don't care you're a mouse! Anyways I battle a few of the cultists (and some still sane enough to move outta the way when a kid says please) to finally get to the room of Mr. Carpainter. Just like everything else blue so was Mr. Carpainter.
"Hey dude," I say trying to start up a conversation.
"So you're the Ness that has been tampering with the acts of our master."
"You mean Giygas or Pokey?" I ask.
"Umm...Both sorta...I mean Giygas mostly and a little of Pokey." Carpainter explains.
"Oh...well...Ummm...Gimme the keys to Paula or you're dead..."
"What?"
"Gimme the ke-"
"WHAT!"
"GIMME THE KE-"
"I HEARD YOU NOW TO CALL DOWN THE THUNDER!" Carpainter yells. Besides what a bad joke.
A streak of thunder crashes down on me as I try throw my hands into the air in defense. The thunder then stops...What? Oh FRANKLIN BADGE of couuuurrrsseee. I throw out my arms and direct the thunder towards the old man. What an agile old man he was to be able to dodge thunder! He keeps trying to paint me and use some sort of nun qua dodo art technique or somethin'. He accidentally tries to use Thunder on me, but when I chant, "PK Rockin' Alpha!" Right when the thunder connects it transforms into a spear of light and I use it as a javelin to blow right at the center of the guy...I then summon a PSI Shield grab onto it and (somehow) form it into a real shield and Bash into the Carpainter.
"That's not fair it's a defensive PK how the paint are you painting doing that!"
"It's called Mind Power ya gi...er Painter man!" I say while holding his head to the ground with my foot.
"Agagagagguuu Finnneeee HERE'S the Key and I..I sold that statue to some guy in Fourside..."
"What statue?"
"Oh wait you skipped the event when you were in Onett didn't you?"
Meanwhile in Onett.
"Man..Luckily I took a pic of that statue so that I can show it to Ness when he finally comes into the underground section of my house...it feels like I have been waitin' here for months! Oh wait it has been months...Well Rocky it seems we're going to have to wait a few more months..."
Ok Back to me.
"O_O Oooopsss! Totally forgot about Mr. Lier X Agerate.!"
"Well I'll just tell you. It's a statue that holds the main force of Giygas' Power it is the most common cause of why Monsters are being irritated and why Aliens are appearing everywhere." He explains.
"Thanks Dude! See ya later Mr. Carpainter!" I give my thanks to him.
Finally I freed Paula...Now to Threed! Of course Pokey appears once again to mess up our fun. While in the middle of fighting a few more cultists Paula catches my attention, "Hey Ness look I can make fire from my fingers!" Screams Paula burning a cultist's robe. "Me likey fire!" She yells while burning all of the Cultist's torsos. Man I do NOT want to anger that girl.
"Ok to Threed! Time to find a new friend...After I level up a bit..." Paula says trying to encourage us to go on and continue our adventure.
Ok End Chapter
Hold on hold on... Lets see Ana...bella...Ana-Bell
Oh I am just giving my Mom the anti-depre...se...an...er... "Augh..W...why...M..om..." The girl says being captured by her own mother..
"Ah a potential slave... Girl I will now become one with you give up your soul just like that boy did a few months ago...In fact he is in the same town as you right now...You...you look like an old ally of HIM anyways," Says an unknown voice coming from her mother.
Poo and Mu chapter 3
I am starting my Mu training now the final steps are a few steps oasis...I will defeat whatever is ahead... hah... I really wonder what does Mu mean...does it have somethin' to do with Cows? I mean the girls always say I L help milk the cows for you and they even say that they wud teach me how do it...on themselveses...ses...ses...they funnee they dont hav uders!
End
Man Paula is really eager to skip a sanctuary isn't she? Well lets see what happened to Ana-Bell.
*reading reading* OH NO ANA-BELL! What Ness save her! Well actually I'll soil the plot sooo..umm... Yeah.. Ness save Bella...When you do figure out. When you do though she'll probably be a mind slave knight goddess girl...sweeet
Oh and Ana-Bell isn't the only one that is being controlled by an evil spirit in the next few chapters...I wonder who else? Paula or Ness.
Flare: Hey I was wondering. Can I pop up a few timessss!
NO. There isn't any place for a hedgehog who is the younger bro of time!
Flare: Awww... Anyways man a possessed Bella's Mom is hawt!
Hot Flare and ...just because she has red hair doesn't mean she's instantly hot!
Flare: No you spelt what I meant wrong I meant she's literally burnin' hot...She's burnin up! Man she must be sick or somethin'!
