AN: I DO NOT OWN KP or anything else disney owns or that is owned by others. that is stealing and it is WRONG.
(play Bodies hit the floor when given the cue.)
"Ohhh, Shit Drakken is gonna get it." Says Josh
"Detention Mankey" Stated Barkin, seemingly forgetting Bonnie was in danger, as did everyone else when Ron started the song. Eric even let her go to watch what would happen next.
"Oh Man!" Responded Josh.
Ron stopped talking before arching his eyebrow and turning to face Drakken and Shego who was making her way over to Drakken in hopes of slipping out," Do Synthrodrones shit? Oh well, If not I will just stop when he is goo less." Before turning back to the keyboard and beginning the song.
"Wait, side- Ron, I know your upset. I, no WE get that. You have won and everyone knows it was you. This was broadcast on international television. People know you saved them. Do you really want to taint that by beating up and hurting Dr. D. because he made you angry. He admits he went to far this time. Don't you Dr. D?" Asked a visibly disturbed Shego.
"Y-y-yes, I went to far. I surrender. Please don't kill me." Dr. Drakken stutters out while going even paler then he already is.
"Oh, don't worry smurf. I won't kill you. No that would be to KIND. No, when I am done with your punishment you will still be alive. However, you will be in serious pain and Shego I was angry when you guys stole 9 million from me but got over it quickly as I still had Ninety million and have since received two other royalty checks for much more. The last check was worth 250 million. So 9 million was no big deal. Now, however, I AM PISSED. and I Already said this once so this is the LAST time I am repeating myself. I did not come here to save the world. I came to kick blue boys ass. Now, sit down, shut up and for those viewers at home who are watching this send small children from the room and if you have a queasy stomach i suggest you look away." Ron said as he launched himself at Drakken
"Wait, did he just say he is worth over 340 million?" Asked Bonnie
"He did." stated Mr. Barkin, "In fact he has made several donations to the cheerleading squad and other clubs that Possible is a member off. I mean think for a second i have to cover at least 8 classes a week on average. If the school can't afford to hire Substitutes why would thier be enough money to buy The cheerleaders new uniforms and pay for the cheer competitions?" asked Mr. Barkin.
(CUE MUSIC)
"Wait he paid for those competitions and new uniforms I thought the school did?" stated a shocked Kim with Bonnie and the others nodding along.
"Why don't you guys listen the school cannot afford it." Stated Mr. Barkin before turning his attention back to the screen prompting everyone else to do so as well.
Ron slammed his fist into Drakken's side and was rewarded with a wet popping sound signifying a serious injury and causing most of the prom to wince. As Drakken stumbled back Ron grabbed his arm and threw him into the wall so hard that it is a miracle he did not fracture his skull.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the... floor
Ron Picked up Drakken and slammed his knee into Drakken stomach three times.
"Dude. Ron is giving that blue dude a beating." Stated Brick.
Beaten why for (why for)
Can't take much more
(here we go, here we go, here we go)
Ron then holds him straight up and in tune to the lyrics hit him in the stomach with each number of the first part of the chorus causing Drakken to drop to his knees and hold his stomach.
"I am gonna hurl." Stated a voice from the back.
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
For the second part he kick Drakkken in the side with the injured Ribs
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Ron then stands Drakken up and looks right at him before unleashing a powerful kicks right between Drakken's legs. The kick was so hard Drakken was lifted of the ground and cried out.
"Not Cool." States Josh Mankey as he and the rest of the males Barkin included wince in regards to how that one hurt Them let alone how it must have hurt Drakken.
"Well looks like your a smurfett now." Ron says with a smile as he enjoys the crying with back round music.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
"Listen Dr. Blue Balls. This is one of the reasons I choose this song." Ron says as he picks Drakken up by the ears so they are facing each other.
"Dr. Blue Balls. More like Dr. No balls after that kick." Snorted Monique to the ire of Eric and the amusement of everyone else.
(Now)
Push me again (again)
This is the end
(here we go, here we go, here we go)
Ron follows every go with a knee to the stomach. Before repeating what he did last chorus in tune with the next.
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Ron again kicks Drakken in the balls only this time without standing him up.
"That one hurt my coconuts." Stated a shocked football player who had picked on Ron before feeling ill at the thought that he could have been kicked like that. (ALSO i do not own that line. Cooke if you no where it is from.).
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Ron grabs Doctor Drakken and picks him up.
"Okay, I am gonna give you one chance to hit me. Go on through a punch."
"What is Ron doing?" Questioned Kim.
Drakken threw a slow and sloppy punch which Ron catches under his armpit with a blocking move and then thrusts his free hand into Drakken elbow shattering it and causing Dr. Drakken to let loose a blood curling scream. A scream that caused several people at the Prom to go pail and lose thier lunch.
"Stoppable just ruined that guys arm. It will take multiple surgeries and several months of P.T. for that arm to work right again." Stated Barkin.
Skin against skin, blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Ron then repeats his customary chorus beating in tune with yet another chorus causing snikers to form within the prom as people thought of other songs that have repetative choruses and what it would have been like to see this beating to a song such as Heaven is a Place on Earth or better yet I'm a Barbie Gril.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
As the song ends Ron walks up to a still conscious Drakken and stands him up next to Shego who is in Shock at the brutality of what she has just seen. He looks at Drakken and Shego and asks, "I bet you are wondering why I avoided the head in Drakken's Beating so far?" Getting a nod from a shocked Shego (and from the majority of Middleton Prom minus Mr. Barkin, although he does not know this.) he says, "I once hears that you never start with the head it gets the opponent fuzzy so he can't feel the next blow." (AN: Do not own but can you guess where it is from. You get a cookie if you do.). After he says that he leans down so his arm is at his waist and brings up a powerful uppercut completely lifting Drakken from the floor and sending him flying five feet back knocking him out cold.
"Wow Stoppable has some strength. Maybe I should see if he wants to join the football team? He is certainly fast enough." stated Barkin.
"Now Shego. You have a choice. You can be knocked out or I can tie you up with Drakken's Plasma proof coat?" Ron asks to the shock and in the case of Kim Possible face fault as she realised she should of had Wade make her clothes Plasma Proof as it certainly would have saved her money in the long run.
"How did you know his coat was Plasma proof? and I choose the coat." Shego asks then quickly adds in a way that her fear is obvious.
"You are always threatening to fry him and as i have said before Drakken is a Genius but a Moron. So Instead of simply using a shield like I used as Zorpox. He would design a more "Stylish" coat." Ron says while using air quotes around the word stylish as he ties her up causing snickers to occur throught the gym.
"Now you wait here I am sure global Justice will be here soon. I have some unfinished business still." Ron states as he walks away.
"Holy Cow, Since when can he do that?" asked Tara shocking everyone.
"That was EPIC." stated Josh Mankey.
"Man, I feel sorry for that Eric dude." Brick stated causing everyone to remeber what Drakken said.
They all look to see where he is only to find him darting towards the door intent on making his escape before the monster on that he had just scene on T.V. came for him.
It is often said that fate is a fickle mistress. However, in this case it was not fate but an underpaid hacker that Drakken had hired to hack the worlds communications who as an insurance to make sure he was paid left out a single code. This lack of code caused a 30 minute delay from broadcast to actual airing. When Drakken had figured this out he figured it was no big deal as he had already wrote the check on an overdrawn account. As a way of making up for this he had simply waited 30 minutes to start the broadcast after he activated the first wave of Diablos that were stationed in Europe and Canada. Eric discovered this in a more painful way. For you see as Eric was running out of the building he was stopped. Painfully be the fist of a certain enraged blond. after seeing the look on said blonds face Eric summed up everyones thoughts in a simple sentence.
"I am Screwed." stated Eric as he wiped away a small glob of goo from under his nose.
"Yep. You are." Stated the enraged form of Ron Stoppalb as he lept at a terrified Synthrodrone.
