Written for Dee who gave me this idea. :P x

Chapter Six - Ungreenify You

Fiyero always washed his face whenever he got the chance, just to make sure he looked his best. While washing his face he was surprised to see the water go green. He quickly glanced up at the mirror and screamed. His face was green.

"Yero, are you ok in there?" Glinda called from outside the toilet door.

"Fiyero the bell went five minutes. We're going to be late for Dr Dilomond's lesson," Eplhaba yelled, already angry just by having to wait outside the boy's toilet.

"Maybe you should go on without me," Fiyero suggested, still staring at his reflection.

"WE'RE GOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOU YERO," Glinda yelled, pleased with her dedication.

"We're going to be really late and it's my future you're ruining," Elphaba yelled, pushing open the door before Fiyero forced it closed.

"Just go Elphaba, I'll come later," he put his back against the door to keep everyone out.

"I would but your girlfriend is has my arm and there's no way she's letting go, so GET OUT HERE. What is so bad that you can't show us?"

Fiyero had pretty much decided to stay in the toilet, until he could figure out how to un-greenify himself. That was until he realised that he could see feet under the only cubical. Fiyero gave up and opened the door, surely his girlfriend and the girl he loved would treat him better than whichever guy was in the toilet. With that logic he said,

"This."

"Yero how did this happen?" Glinda worried.

"What's so bad about being green?! Huh Fiyero, what's the problem," Elphaba yelled at him, as she pinned up against the wall. Fiyero could see the anger in her eyes, the anger that screamed I can beat the **** out of you and I really want too.

"It's alright for you, you emerald skin makes you looks beautiful but it totally mucks up my complexion."

"You're so sad it's hard to believe it's true," Elphaba and Glinda collapsed in a heap of giggles.

"It's not funny, what am I meant to do?"

"Don't I'll un-greenify you," a familiar voice called, coming out of the toilets. In a slow motion moment Avaric threw a bucket of white over Fiyero making him truly white washed.

He threw his arms about feeling the paint drip all over him before opening his eyes and realising he was in bed. He heard foots coming up the stairs and then the door opened and he heard,

"Un-greenify you, Fiyero honey what are you talking about?"