A/N: This is a strange one shot. With a very OOC Sasuke. You have been warned.
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000
"Sakura, I'm glad you moved here and all, but why do you have to live with me all of a sudden?" Ino asked, sighing as Sakura began throwing clothes out of her luggage bag.
"Ino, just let me live here for a while. I'll get a job and live in my own apartment soon," Sakura told her. Ino rolled hr eyes.
"Fine, fine. After a while though, I probably won't mind having you here," The blonde said, smiling.
"Oh, are you still going to Konoha U?" Ino continued. Sakura peered up from her luggage.
"Yup! Mind showing me a yearbook?" The pink-haired girl asked.
"Sure, sure," Ino muttered before standing up from the bed and disappearing into her closet.
She came back moments later with a large, fat book in hand.
"Have fun," Ino said, carelessly dropping the yearbook in front of Sakura. The girl grabbed it excitedly.
She flipped through pages quickly, smiling. Then, her eyes widened.
"Oh my gosh, Ino. Who is this?" Sakura demanded, shoving the book in her best friend's face. Ino laughed.
"Him? That's Uchiha Sasuke. I wouldn't bother with him though, Sakura. He never pays attention to girls. Never," She told her. Sakura sighed.
"Well, there's only one way to get around it, isn't there?" She said, grabbing a pair of scissors that were resting on Ino's bed side table. Ino looked at her in shock.
"Sakura. No. You don't even know this guy. Sakura," Ino warned, attempting to take the scissors from Sakura's hand.
"But he's so cute…there's only one way to get close to him," The pink-haired girl shrugged, bring the scissors closer to her hair.
"Sakura! You can't chop off all your hair for some hot guy you've never met! Don't you dare"—
SNIPPPPP!
"…Sakura. You'd better clean up all that pink crap on my floor."
000
"Attention! We have a new student here!" Iruka yelled out, waving his arms around. Most of the students went on talking. Iruka nervously pulled on his collar.
"Oi! Iruka-sensei's trying to talk!" Naruto shouted, crossing his arms. Iruka sent him a grateful look before continuing.
"You can come in now," He said, looking towards the door.
Sakura entered reluctantly. Her hair was cut short. She wore a red hat and wore the boy's uniform.
Ino slapped her forehead. 'You are so stupid. I swear.'
"Now…" Iruka started, looking down at his clipboard.
"This is Haruno Sak"—
"Actually, it's Takura," Sakura cut in. Iruka glanced at her curiously.
"Ah. Is it?" He asked. Sakura nodded quickly.
"Yeah. I guess they just made a typo there," She replied, trying her best to sound convincing.
"I see…well, please go up to the office to change that," Iruka told her, handing her the clipboard.
"Sir? Can someone escort me there? I'm not really sure where the office is…" Sakura said uncertainly.
"Of course. Nar"—
"I want him," Sakura interrupted, pointing at the raven-haired boy who was looking out the window, clearly bored.
The class broke out into whispers, and it took a few minutes for Sasuke to realize everyone was talking about him.
"…Okay then. Sasuke, can you escort, um, Takura-san to the office?" Iruka asked. Sasuke sighed heavily before standing up and walking over to them. Sakura nearly squealed in delight.
"Let's go," Sasuke told her, grabbing her by the elbow.
"Hi, Sasuke! I'm Takura! And I'm a boy!" Sakura introduced herself, grinning. The Uchiha cocked up an eyebrow.
"…I can see that," He replied, eyeing her strangely. Sakura was beaming.
"Ino, the only way for me to get close to him is to become a boy!"
"Sakura, you're an idiot."
000
"Oh, oh! Hi, Sasuke-kun! Hi!" Sakura yelled to the boy across the library from her. The librarian glared at her and told her to be quiet.
"Why are you calling me that?" Sasuke asked as Sakura walked over to him.
"It has a certain ring to it. Sasuke-kun, Sasuke-kun, Sasuke-kun, Sasu"—
"Takura. Go somewhere else. I'm trying to find a book," He told her. Sakura pouted.
"Oh! I can help you find it! What book?" She asked brightly. Sasuke sighed.
"The Tales of Ramen Boy and the Egg," Sasuke deadpanned. Sakura widened her eyes.
"Hey, I just borrowed that book!" She announced, pulling it out of her bag.
"But…why would you want to borrow it?" Sakura asked curiously. Sasuke glanced away.
"It's the only way to keep my roommate satisfied. For now," He explained.
"Oh…well…I'll let you have it if you agree to one condition," Sakura told him, pushing her red hat up. Gosh that thing was annoying.
"And that is?" Sasuke questioned, raising an eyebrow. She smiled, and Sasuke did not like it.
"Let me visit your dorm. I'm super mega bored," The pink-haired girl said, smiling innocently.
000
"Oh. My. Gosh. You got it! You actually got the book!" Naruto cried out, grabbing the book from Sasuke's hands. He glared.
"Yeah. Now go and read that book to Hinata or whatever you wanted to do," He told him, pushing him out of the room.
"Hey, isn't that Takura?" Naruto asked before the door slammed shut in his face.
"That freaking hurt, teme!" Sasuke and Sakura heard Naruto shout from the other side of the door.
"Happy now?" Sasuke asked Sakura, ignoring his roommate. Sakura beamed.
"Of course! Family picture?" The pink-haired girl questioned as she held up a framed photo. She noticed a dark glint pass through his eyes.
"Yeah," He muttered back as he dropped his bag onto his bed. Sakura boldly sat down on his bed. He looked at her, but said nothing of it.
"Why are you here?" Sasuke finally sighed, shaking his head.
"You said if I gave you the book"—
"Not that. I mean, why did you want to come here?" The Uchiha corrected. Sakura smiled.
"You're cute!" She said back, not being able to hold it in. He cringed.
"Wait, are you"—
"Oh, no. I'm perfectly straight. I have a girlfriend. Wanna see a picture?" Sakura asked. Sasuke stared at her suspiciously, but nodded.
Sakura reached into the pocket of her pants and took out a photo of her older sister.
"Here she is! Pretty, right?" Sakura asked, waving it in front of his face. Sasuke shrugged.
"Sure," He replied, watching her wearily.
000
"Sakura"—
"Call me Takura," Sakura interrupted.
Ino rolled her eyes.
"Takura, I still can't believe you're doing this," She continued. Sakura rose an eyebrow.
"Doing what?" She asked, kicking at a stone on the ground.
"Dressing and looking like a boy! But I have to admit, you look pretty good like that," The blonde told her. Sakura grinned.
"How close do you plan on going with Sasuke though? He won't turn gay for you, I'll tell you that," Ino pointed out.
"I'm still working that part out, okay?" Sakura said, sighing. Ino frowned.
"You can't stay looking like that forever,"
Sakura opened her mouth to reply, but Ino screamed and pointed at something to Sakura's side.
The pink-haired girl was tackled onto the floor. There was someone on top of her, and a football lay a few feet away from them.
Sakura fluttered her eyes open to see Sasuke's face hovering above hers.
"Idiot. Watch where you're going," He told her before getting off of her.
Sakura lay there for a good three minutes before Ino had to lift her up.
"Hello! Earth to S…Takura!" She yelled, pulling her ear.
"W…what?" The pink-haired girl demanded. Ino rolled her eyes.
"Never mind," The blonde replied, smiling.
000
"Hello, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura cried out, waving him as she popped out from around the corner.
"Wha…oh. It's you," Sasuke said, continuing to walk.
"It's past midnight. Why are you out so late?" Sakura asked, walking next to him. He stuffed his hands into his pockets and shrugged.
"I'd ask you the same thing," He told her, looking over at her. She pushed up her red hat.
"I ran out of pa"—
'PADS. Damn it, I was just about to blow off my cover!'
"Pans," Sakura quickly said, blushing. Sasuke cocked up an eyebrow.
"How do you…"
"I'm a bad cook. My pans always go bad," She said, after taking in a quick breath. To her surprise, he smirked.
"If you're ever hungry, you can come over to mine and Naruto's dorm. I always cook too much anyway," Sasuke told her. Her blush darkened. She was so glad it was dark right now.
"I'll keep that in mind," Sakura replied, trying her best to sound as casual as possible.
"Oh, you never said why you're out this late," The pink-haired girl pointed out.
"I think this is the best time of the day to think about things. Usually, there's no one to bother me," Sasuke replied, glancing over at her.
"Ah…sorry…" She said.
"It's fine," He shrugged.
"Um…what do you think about?" Sakura questioned. It took him a while to reply.
"My mistakes. And how I could make them right," Sasuke answered back emotionlessly. Sakura decided to stop asking personal questions from there.
They walked together in silence.
Suddenly, Sakura felt her foot slip. She looked down and cursed. Stairs.
Two things happened. First, Sasuke caught her. Second, he lost his footing and fell on top of her.
Well, wow. This was the second time he was on top of her. And in one day too.
Her eyes widened. She stared into his dark eyes, and he strangely found himself staring into her green ones.
"Sorry," He growled before quickly standing up. He helped Sakura up, slightly embarrassed.
"Ah well…I should be getting back now. Bye Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said, dashing away.
000
'What the hell was that?'
Sasuke remembered the moment when he had stared into 'Takura's' eyes. They were so big, and full of innocence and curiosity. He never knew a boy could possess eyes like those.
'I'm not…I don't…'
He threw open the door of his dorm room. Naruto was there, still fast asleep.
'I don't like…'
Nothing but pink flashed through his mind.
'Oh shit…please no…'
Those huge green eyes. They were…adorable.
'He's a freaking GUY.'
Sasuke sat down on his bed angrily.
'And I'm Uchiha Sasuke. I am Uchiha Sasuke and I am straight.'
The urge to see Takura again was growing. He let out a frustrated growl.
'I like Takura.'
000
Sasuke had to tell him. He had to tell Takura. He wanted to know exactly why he had these feelings for the pink-haired boy.
He didn't know what he was doing at two in the morning, trying to track him down. But he kept walking, because he needed to.
He remembered that Takura took a left here and…
Sasuke was surprised to see the boy sitting there on a bench. He was asleep, and so peaceful looking.
"Takura," Sasuke called out. The boy jumped and sat up.
Sakura's heart skipped beats.
"Wha…oh! Sasuke-kun, why are you here? Is it morning already?" She asked, looking up at the sky. It was still dark.
"No. I…I needed to see you," He told her. She rose an eyebrow as she adjusted her red hat.
"For…?" She asked uncertainly. Sasuke looked at the floor, clearly embarrassed.
"I think I'm gay," He shot out. Sakura wanted to laugh. But the look on his face was so…shameful.
"…For you. Gay for you," Sasuke said. Sakura thought was going to stop breathing. She never thought she'd hear the Uchiha say that.
"You're…not gay," She told him. He glared.
"Tell me how I'm not. I like you," He snapped. She blushed, but shook her head.
Sasuke walked up to her and gripped her shoulders.
"Wait! Wait! I have something to say!" Sakura cried out, almost in a squeak. Sasuke frowned as his arms dropped.
"If it makes you feel any better…" She started as she reached up to take off her hat. Once it was off her head, Sasuke understood.
"I'm a girl."
Sasuke wanted to die right there. He felt so stupid. He actually thought he was gay for a pink-haired boy.
And why had he not realized it before? Really, what kind of boy would dye their hair pink? And the look in his/her eyes. Well, the hat did do a lot of work. But still. He should've known Takura was a girl…
"Oh, and my real name's Sakura."
Figures.
"I'm sorry I wasn't telling you before. I wanted to get close to you. And someone told me you never talk to girls, so…"
Sasuke glared at her, and Sakura was almost afraid he was going to walk away and say he didn't like her anymore.
"Sakura…" He whispered, testing out the way it rolled off of his tongue. He liked it. Sakura's breath hitched as he said her name.
And Sasuke, without knowing what he was doing anymore, kissed her.
He brushed his tongue against her lips, tasting. She was sweet. A sound of soft pleasure escaped from her, and he took it as a chance to dominate her mouth.
His tongue explored as much of her mouth as it could, taking everything in. Feeling how tense she was, he put a comforting hand on her back. Slowly, her hands came up to his hair, and fisted themselves there.
Sasuke suddenly broke away from her, panting for air. She was breathing heavily too, and blushing deeply.
There was a pause. Then,
"…Are you breasts really that small?" He questioned, pointing down at her chest. Sakura's face reddened furiously.
She reached behind her back and a tearing sound was heard. Her hands retreated in front of her, holding white bandages.
"Of course not! I had them binded!" Sakura said loudly, glaring at him. Sasuke smirked.
"They still look small," He told her.
"They're existent!" She shot back. Boldly, she grabbed his hand and placed it on her chest, so he could feel.
"This is…unnecessary," He told her, blushing. Sakura grinned.
"I'm just proving to you that"—
Sasuke cut her off with another kiss. She sunk into bliss before she realized the bastard's hand was still on her breast.
000
"So, you saw me in Yamanaka's yearbook, and you wanted to date me?"
"…Pretty much."
"You didn't know me."
"I know."
"And you cut your hair that short just to look like a guy."
"It was worth it."
"…I'm glad I'm not gay."
A/N: I have no idea how this idea popped into my head. It just went like POOF.
Thank you for reading!
