Bad Guys are Back! An Excerpt.


Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Sir Mixalot.

Hellooo. It seems that really don't have much time for fanfiction anymore… Maybe someday I'll complete my fics. But for now, here's just a short song to pass some time.


[Valley-girl Speech]

Zarbon: Oh. My. God. Frieza, look where we are.

Frieza: It's still here. *scoff* It looks like some of those Saiyan's are still around.

Dodoria: But, y'know, who understands those Saiyans anyway? *scoff* They only stayed here, because their mates are total prostitutes.

King Cold: And their appetites…just so big. *scoff*

Nappa and Radditz: Hey!

Frieza: I can't believe it's just still here, it's like, out there, in space - gross.

It's like galactic ... plaque!

[Rap]

[Radditz]: I hate this place and I cannot lie,

You other brothers can't deny

That this loathsome planet with its really stupid race

Is definitely a waste of space.

[Frieza]:It's like dung, so not oddly enough,

I just wanna blow it up in a puff.

Deep to its core despairing,

I'll venture ki-ball-bearing.

Oh Earthlings, I wanna sit wit'cha

Then cause your stricture!

My homeboys'll try to warn me,

But those Saiyans you got – their heads will adorn me!

[Nappa]: Ooh, Prince –o' – Saiyans,

I thought you said we were friends!

But you killed me, killed me!

An' now it's time fo' revenge!

I'll be advancin'

Don' bother enhancin'

'Cause I'm set, a threat,

I'll put you out like a cigarette!

I'm tired of magazines,

Sayin' Vegeta's all the thing

Take the average bad guy and ask him that

He'll say that whack mag is on crack.

[Ginyu Force]: So, Ginyus!

Yeah! (pose)

Ginyus!

Yeah! (pose)

Will we transcend those smuts?

Hell yeah! (pose)

Then we're gonna take 'em!

Shake 'em! (pose)

Quake 'em!

Break 'em! (pose)

Break them down to the butt!

Bad guys are back!

[Everyone!]:Bad guys are back!


Oh, and for some clarification. I got some reviews saying the Hercule song didn't make a lot of sense, and I was confused at first, but I realized why: I was in the habit of pronouncing Hercule's name incorrectly. I had only read the manga, and had never actually heard it being pronounced in the anime. So I assumed it was pronounced like Hercules, only without the "s." Hercu-lee. So that it rhymes with Prince Ali. Maybe it will make a little more sense now!