I love Robin. She is just epic. Luffy's is my favorite. Who can spot the Pirates of the Caribbean reference?
Thanks to HavanaVampire for being my beta.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece
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Robin is the perfect older sister. The one that your parents always want you to act like.
This doesn't stop Robin from being patient…
"What's this?"
"That is a map of a desert in-"
"What's this?"
"That is a map of a desert in-"
"And what's this?"
"That is a spear used to-"
"This?"
"A cursed medallion that turns people into-"
"Ah-ha! What's this?"
"That is a rock."
"Oh. Robin?"
"Yes Captain-san?"
"You have a lot of cool stuff."
"Thank you."
… or becoming condescending…
"Robin, c'mere a moment."
"Yes Navigator-san?"
"What does this say? I've been trying to work it out for-"
"It says that the river will flow three degrees north after that point."
"… Huh. So it has nothing to do with a tree stump?"
"No."
"Ahhh, well. Thanks Robin! You're the best."
"You are most welcome, Navigator-san."
… or being frustrated by her nakama's ignorance.
"Hey, Robin?"
"Yes Longnose-kun?"
"Can you tell the history about a few great wars?"
"Certainly. Why do you wish to know?"
"Well, you're to knowledgeable about these things, and I want my epic adventures to be as truthful as possible."
"… Of course. Do you have a particular war or time period in mind?"
She is helpful when someone has a problem…
"Ro-Robin-chwan…. Robin-chwan… I-I-I…"
"Cook-san, are you crying?"
"No! I'm not Franky! Its just" sniff "I don't have… I don't have any cherries to make your midmorning shake! I'm so sorry!"
"That's alright, Cook-san. I will be fine."
"But-but… Robin-chwan!"
"I wouldn't mind mint tea."
"Hai Robin-chwan!
… and is understanding when she cannot help.
"How was your trip into town, Musician-san?"
"Absolutely horrible! No girl would show me their panties!"
"… That truly is horrible. I am deeply sorry."
Robin loves to converse with her nakama…
"The Shoo-shoo Riep plant can cures mind aches and sprains. Do you know who it was found by?"
"The northern islands of Isypisa. They used it in ritualistic ceremonies."
"Oh! Isn't that where the Rubiania flower grows too?"
"Yes Doctor-san."
… or make them paranoid…
"Hello Cyborg-san."
"Uh, hey Robin-sis…"
"Cook-san found some lovely, firm… nuts on the last island. They're quiet good."
"Eh, ah… I mean… I shou-"
"Speaking of which, I trust you're fully healed, yes?"
"Y-yes."
"That is very good. it wouldn't do to have any member bruised."
"I-I-I…"
"Good day Cyborg-san. I am going to have a pair of those nuts I'm so found of."
"…"
… or observe them, with the intent of teasing.
"Woman, you have been watching me for the past half hour. What the hell do you want?"
"Nothing Swordsman-san."
"Then why the hell are you watching me?"
"Because."
"That's not a reason!"
"Because its amusing to annoy you."
"Che! Crazy woman!"
"Shut the hell up Shitty Marimo!"
"Make me Ero-Cook!"
"Ah, a fight. Very interesting."
Robin is a demon to the world. She has accepted that because her nakama has accepted her. They love her, and she loves them.
