XTheCherryOnTopX does not own Naruto, Bleach, Pokemon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran High School Host Club, or Shaman King.

The camera begins with Sasuke focused in the center, from the shoulders up, with a serious and determined look. He is in his backyard and the back of the house can be seen behind him. It's raining hard and water is dripping down his hair and face. Naruto begins narrating from behind the camera and slowly walks around Sasuke.

"He lived peacefully in his village, as a regular honor student at the academy, until his clan was brutally slain by the one person least expected of the crime. His parents, killed, his family lying in dead, cold piles of blood and gore, he listened, fear written in his eyes, as his own brother speaks. Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me. And yet survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. Now, he must seek revenge." Just then, lightening strikes, giving the story a good effect.

"He must learn the way of the ninja, and seek his fate and destiny, and go beyond all limits to fight the enemy." As usual, thunder followed the lightening right after, which makes Sasuke shriek and run inside the house.

"The only problem is, he is no smarter then this cotton ball." (holds up cotton ball) Im Naruto. Oh, incase you were wondering, we were filming the beginning of our epic ninja-samurai movie, based on Sasuke's past."

Sasuke comes back out, shaking a bit. "Dude, hurry up!" he says. Naruto goes inside.

"This is Sasuto production # 35. Im Sasuke." Sasuke says when Naruto gets inside.

The camera cuts to Sasuke. He is standing in an aisle inside a store. There are lots of bottles around him.

"Dude, just pick some and let's go!" Naruto's voice is heard, impatient.

Sasuke shakes his head "This hair gel says its the best in town. This hair gel says its the best around. What the fuck am I supposed to do?"

"Take both, you dumbass."

"Fine, fine." Sasuke takes both and they get in line.

Afterwards...

"NO WAY!!!" Naruto screams. The cashier looks worried. "Sir?"

"20 bucks for 2 bottles of hair gel?! That's a joke! I can't afford that!"

"Sir, its only 20 dollars."

"20 dollars??? 20 DOLLARS??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD DO WITH 20 DOLLARS?!?! I COULD BUY A NEW SHIRT!!!! OR RAMEN!!!! OR-"

"Dude, forget it. I'll pay, ok?" Sasuke says.

"DON'T YOU DARE SASUKE, THAT PRICE IS BLASPHEMY!!!"

Naruto goes outside and starts screaming at random passer-bys about the price of hair gel.

Sasuke rolls his eyes and pays the cashier. They both watch as Naruto gets pummeled by police officers.

"Sorry about that. Everytime we buy stuff, he finds a new way of getting me to pay when he promises to." He leaves "Please, leave him alone, he's a special needs child!"

Camera stops and starts with Sasuke going through someone's closet.

Naruto says "Thanks for helping me out back there."

"Whatever. Just tell me next time you don't wanna pay or can't pay."

"It's not like that, at all. $20 for two fucking bottles of hair gel? Give me a break."

"Uhuh."

"Why are you going through Neji's closet?"

Sasuke answers "My cosplay costume."

"......."

2 min. later...

Sasuke screams "Im not coming out!"

"Dude, how bad can it be?"

"Its really bad! I feel like a gay waiter!"

"What are you doing? How did you get into my house?"

Naruto turns to see Neji. "Hey, Neji. Sasuke's in there."

Neji gets angry "What?! Get out, fucking idiot! (opens door) Why are you wearing my clothes!?"

"It's my scary costume!" chirps Sasuke.

"Get out!"

Naruto pushes by Neji "Let me see." Sasuke is standing there, in Neji's white Hyuuga clothes. (the one he wears in shippuden) "That's really ugly."

" My costume is ugly, I know. But it's having the effect I wanted."

"GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CLOTHES!!!!" Neji screeches.

2 min. later...

Sasuke pouts "Now I have no costume."

"Oh well. You had a backup plan incase, right?"

"You bet."

The camera cuts to a large room. Sasuke is grinning at the camera. He is wearing black clothes and his hair is put up wierdly. He grins.

"Im Sasuke Uchiha. I am also Tao Ren from Shaman King. You're probably wondering why we're dressed as anime characters, camera. Allow me to explain. (clears throat) You see, once there was a computer nerd. This computer nerd was an anime lover. He had a certain favorite character whom he wanted to be exactly like. So, what did this nerd do? He dressed up like the character. This, young viewers, is how the art of cosplaying was born."

Naruto hands Sasuke the camera so he can be seen. "Im Naruto, and also Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach! What Sasuke-(Sasuke: It's Ren!) I mean Ren, is supposed to say, is that we are dressed up as anime characters because today is Cosplay Day. It started with Sakura and Ino, who passed it to Hinata and Tenten, who made Neji and Lee do it, and then Lee decided it was really youthful or whatever and told Gai, and he told the Hokage, and now we have this stupid Cosplay Day. All because of Sakura and Ino."

"Only those two could come up with something so pointless and idiotic-"

"Hey, guys!" Sakura walks up to them. Sasuke turns to the camera and whispers "Speak of the devil."

"Hey, Sakura-chan!....Who're you supposed to be?" Naruto asks. Sakura is wearing a pink dress and black cat ears. She grins.

"Can't you tell?" she twirls around. Sasuke grins.

"I know! A cat that got stuck in a wad of chewed up bubble gum."

"No, Sasuke! Im Ichigo Momomiya, the cutest, prettiest anime heroine from the anime Tokyo Mew Mew!"

"AHHH! What gayness!" Sasuke screams, falling to his knees. Sakura frowns. "This isn't gayn-"

"I said...this is gayness. End of story." Sasuke stands back up. Sakura looks him up and down.

"Hey, you stupid slut, stop checking me out!"

"Im not checking you out, Sasuke! Im trying to figure out who your cosplaying." Sakura says.

"Im not telling you. Now get the fuck lost."

"Why are you always so mean to me? I never bother you! You always push me away call me annoying-"

"After living and seeing your face all these years, and listening to your squeaky voice all day long and having to deal with your girlyness, I'd be surprised if someone didn't call you annoying." Sasuke says. (Sakura turns to leave) "Oh, and Sakura, your a piece of crap. Worthless."

Sakura runs off, sniffling. Naruto sighs. "Dude, that was a really low blow. Why'd you call her a piece of crap? That was really mean."

"I have a theory, Naruters. If I keep calling Sakura a piece of crap, she might eventually believe she really is a piece of crap!"

"That's stupid. Besides, only emo people believe they're a piece of crap-"

"Then Sakura might become emo! (sees Ino and Tenten coming towards them, with a sniffling Sakura) Oh great, pinky told on us, Naruto. Now her demon posse is coming to eat us."

Naruto and Sasuke start snoring really loudly and are pretending to sleep. Naruto has his head leaning back with his mouth open while Sasuke's head hangs down. The girls come over to them.

"We know your awake." Tenten says, rolling her eyes. Sasuke opens his eyes, and sits up. "Hello, demon children. Please, spare our lives."

"Why did you say what you said to Sakura?" Ino said angrily, patting Sakura, who is still sniffling.

"It's a free village. I can say what I want, blondie." Sasuke says. Tenten rolls her eyes. "Just say sorry, Sasuke."

"Fuck no. I'd rather feed Neji plastic."

Neji and Hinata walk up to them. "You said that was really hard cheese." Neji says.

"I say a lot of things."

Hinata smiles "Hi guys."

Ino and Tenten grin at her. "Hey, Hinata! Who're you supposed to be?"

Hinata says "Rukia Kuchiki. What about you?"

Ino twirls retardedly "Im Jesse, from Pokemon's team Rocket! I wanted Shikamaru to be James, but he's already cosplaying as Yoh from Shaman King. Temari's going as Anna, so that worked out."

Tenten says "Im Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host Club."

Neji says "Im Byakuya Kuchiki from Bleach."
Sasuke says "YOU should have been Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran, because you're a girl in disguise as a guy."

Neji retorts "You should be Haruhi, Sasuke. Everyone thinks your gay, anyways. At least I have a girlfriend."

Sasuke walks quickly to Neji "I told you (punches Neji) not to piss (punch) me off (punch) fuckbag!"

"Stop that, Sasuke! Leave him alone!" Tenten cries, running over to them and flailing her arms crazily.

Sakura also follows her. "Sasuke, stop it!" she cries. Sasuke stops and sits up, glaring at her. "Last time I checked Sakura, pieces of crap don't talk." Sakura frowns.

"Who are you, Naruto-kun?" Hinata asks.

Naruto smiles and takes advantage of the situation "Im Ichigo Kurosaki! Hey, Hinata, isn't it cool that your Rukia and Im Ichigo? Its like we're meant for each other!"

Hinata stares at him, and faints. Ino gasps and catches her. Sasuke has stopped pummeling Neji, who is sitting down sulking. Tenten stands in front of him, between him and Sasuke.

"Who are you supposed to be, Sasuke?" Ino asks. Sasuke smirks.

"Tao Ren from Shaman King."

Neji says "Why would you wanna cosplay from Shaman King?"

Sasuke spits "Why wouldn't you?"

"Because it su- "

"Finish that thought, Neji, and I'll scratch your fucking face off." Sasuke threatens.

Naruto turns the camera so he can film the rest of the room. He sees Tsunade there, looking bored. "Hey, what's she doing here?"

Ino says "She's the chaperone. Ever since that trip to the zoo you guys screwed up-"

"Oh yeah!" Naruto says, smiling at the memory.

"Hey, its not our fault. That giraffe was asking for it." Sasuke says menacingly.

Naruto says "She's dressed wierd....(they go over to Tsunade and Shizune) Hey, Shizzy. (Shizune rolls her eyes) Hey Grandma. Who're you supposed to be?"

Tsunade looks up from her sake. "Rangiku Matsumoto."

Naruto sighs "Figures."

Sasuke and Naruto go outside "Damn, its stuffy in there. Its like they all died."

Naruto shivers. "No kidding. But its freezing out here."

Sakura comes outside for air.

Sasuke calls out "Sakura, you're a piece of crap."

Sakura retreats back into the house.

Ino's voice is heard from inside "Alright everyone, its time for the speeches! First up, me!!"

Naruto groans "Not the fucking speeches. (to Sasuke) dude, did you hear that?"

Sasuke rolls his eyes "How could I not? Her voice is like Sakura's singing- nasty."

The camera cuts to Sasuke, who is sitting in a chair. There are rows of chairs. Everyone is seated and is currently listening to Ino ramble about why she wanted to be Jesse.

Naruto whispers "Im so fucking bored! Im gonna go crazy."

Sasuke whispers back "Here. (hands video game) Amuse yourself." and he starts playing with his.

"Great!"

The video games' volume is full blast, so everyone hears stupid little squeaky video game sounds.

Sasuke yells "Fucking Luigi, get your ass over here!"

Naruto screams "Kirby, you fucking walking bubble gum ball! Do something other than look like you're always jerking off!"

Shizune comes over "Please stop, before I throw you out. (takes video games away) like baseball?"

Naruto and Sasuke answer "No."

"Oh well. This is strike one. Two more chances."

Naruto says "Yay, two!"

Sakura pinches Naruto's arm "Stop it! You guys are so embarrasssing!"

Sasuke remembers "Your a piece of crap, Sakura. That's all."

Sakura bites back tears.

Tenten says "That's so mean!"

Sasuke reminds her "No one asked for your opinion."

The camera cuts to Sasuke, who is sitting in a circle, along with Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Neji, and Chouji. They are discussing Bleach.

"That's ridiculous," says Neji. "The whole point about the Shinigami is that they are from, and have, a magical connection to the world of the dead, aka Soul Society. A toaster has…no….ehehe…the toaster doesn't…have any…ahahahahahaha! I can't say it!" Neji continues laughing.

"Say it, Neji. The toaster has no magical connection to the world of the dead."

Neji laughs even harder now that the entire thought has been voiced. Everyone else laughs a bit, but they don't find it as funny as Neji does.

Sakura turns to Chouji. "Chouji, who are you supposed to be anyways? I've been trying to figure it out..."

Chouji smiles proudly "Im Hitsugaya Toshiro!"

Neji starts giggling manically, putting his hand over his mouth in attempt to shut up before Chouji notices. Tenten glares at him.

"Do you need some water, Neji?"

"I think I do." Neji stands up and goes over to a table.

The camera cuts to Sasuke, who is sitting in front of the TV with Naruto, Shino, Kiba, Gaara, Kankuro, Lee, Tenten, and Hinata.

Naruto says "Hey camera, we're gonna watch the awesome Bleach movie. Diamond Dust Rebellion, baby, yeah!"

Sakura passes by, on her way to Ino. Sasuke remembers "Sakura, a farmer called. He wants his piece of crap back for his crops." and plays the movie.

Tenten says "Your so rude, Sasuke!"

Sasuke reminds her, again "No one asked you for an evaluation, Tenten."

A while later, near the middle of the movie, Sasuke stands, grabs Naruto by the collar, and drags him away ten feet.

"Dude, what the hell?" Naruto yanks his collar back. "It was getting to the good part! Don't tell me your scared!"

"Shut the fuck up. Chouji's cosplaying as Hitsugaya." Sasuke hisses.

"Yeah, I know. So?"

"So?? He's too fucking fat, man! He's an eyesore! If Hitsugaya fans saw him, they'd rip him limb from limb and eat him with some lemon!"

"Dude that's gross. Anyways, what should we do?"

"Well...see Neji at the table?" (points at Neji)

"Yeah?"

"Lets make conversation..(walks over to Neji, Naruto follows) Hey Neji."

Neji immediately jumps. He looks at them curiously "Oh. Hi."

"What's up?"

"Um. Im drinking water."

"Fascinating....I can't believe it."

"Believe what?"

"Chouji's Hitsugaya."

Neji giggles. "Don't remind me."

"Ok. Just remember Neji, Chouji's cosplaying Hitsugaya."

As if on cue, Chouji, who was telling Shikamaru and Temari about something, pulls out a fake sword and screams "Soar into the frozen sky!!!" he starts waving the sword stupidly in the air, trying to look cool. "Bankai! Ryūsenka!!!"

Neji, who can't take it anymore, starts laughing crazily, pointing at Chouji, who notices and gets mad. Naruto focuses the camera as Chouji attacks Neji, who screams. He zooms in on Tenten, who is screaming like mad, and Tsunade, who comes over and pries Chouji off of Neji, who looks dead. Sakura and Ino are also laughing. Sasuke sees them "Sakura, you piece of crap, the farmer called again! Tell him to call your phone, goddammit! My phone's prepaid, its not cheap! That's all. (turns to the camera) im Sasuke. Im also Ren. That's our Sasuto Cosplay Day. Sakura's a piece of crap. RIP Neji. Chouji killed him."

Naruto hands Sasuke the camera "Im Naruto, and also Ichigo. Hey, next year, im gonna go as Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club. Dude, you can go as Kyoya!"