Acting on advice from MasterOfGrey (which was, in fact, really good advice, so thx MoG), we will now introduce who is who.
Raith_Rune – Rayne- Shadow Warlock (also plays Hulk Jr., who's a Harvest Cleric)
Asura Mori – Kyrie – Adept Rogue
Glitch – Myick – Flick Reaper
And there you have it. Truthfully, we take turns on everybody else and sometimes control someone else's character… though only in extreme situations. (smirk) There are times when one of us writes half of a chapter on their own... not naming any names… cough- cough RAITH un-cough ANYWAY, without further adieu, here's the OMFG seventh chapter. Enjoy. We know we enjoyed writing it.
Disclaimer: We don't own dot hack gu in any way, shape, or form, nor do we own any colleges, the freeze button aka VCR, Dragon Ball Z, or Fruits Basket… and apparently we don't own the empty void between our own chapters… what kind of crap is that?!
Warning: … Oh, the usual stuff. Sex (just kidding), swearing, gay guys (soon to be discontinued… maybe), ending chapters early due to lack of ideas… yeah… there's probably more but… we just don't feel like it this time. Bwahahahaha, we'll leave it to your imagination.
Part Seven: Are All of the Guys in G.U. Gay?!
By: Asura Mori, Glitch, and Raith_Rune
Rayne: looks up at the title Heeeeeeyyy… I'm not gay, and neither are you Kyrie…
Myick: Ummmmmmmmmm… me neither. Walks away, twiddling his fingers and whistling the ToS 2 theme song
Kyrie: There was a pause in that, Myick. Glares suspiciously at the Flick Reaper But that's not the point. The title refers to the "guys in G.U." and last time I checked we're not in the G.U., aka Raven, Guild.
Myick: OMG!!!! Kuhn's gay?!?!?! I knew it. Being a ladies' man was just a charade. … YAY!!!! I used a big word. I'm proud of myself.
Rayne: … what exactly are we gonna do now?
Kyrie: About?
Rayne: No, I mean… just anything – I'm bored, and Jr. went to college, so there's nothing to do!
Kyrie: JR.'S IN COLLEGE?!?!?! OMFGWTFLMAORUFFLES!!!!!
Rayne: Yeah, he got accepted into Harvard Law School – I think he's gonna be a dentist!
Kyrie: A… dentist… wow, that's special.
Myick: He went to Harvard Law… to become a dentist. … Makes sense to me.
Rayne: Yeah, I know. He's gonna make a GREAT hot dog stand vendor!
Kyrie: Didn't you just say…? … never mind, I give up… AND COULD YOU PLEASE STOP TOUCHING ME?!?!?! glares at Endrance
Myick: jumps He's like a frickin ninja. (Sorry Raith. Endrance beats you.)
FREEZE
Asura: Ha, Raith! You got beat by Endrance and he's wearing a skirt!!!! … pfft…
UNFREEZE
FREEZES AGAIN
Raith: stabs Glitch
UNFREEZE
FREEZES YET AGAIN
Glitch: … Save me. Death is imminent. Farewell cruel world. I won't miss you.
Asura: Get a life already. Authors don't die, we multiply. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Glitch: Like rabbits.
Asura: ……… NO. Rabbits are horny little mofos who fuck each other every other second.
Glitch: … And we're not???
Asura: Truuuuuue.
UNFREEZE
FREEZES AGAIN (GAWD DAMMIT!!!!)
Raith: Whoa. 0_o
Rayne: pops out of the story with the authors STOP FREEZING THE STORY DAMMIT!!!!!!!!! Punches Raith and pops back into the story
Raith: Owwwww... I got hit by my own character…
Gaspard: snickers
Raith: WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?! Tosses Gaspard into the bottomless pit of no return Ok, now can we please this RP going?! Presses play… nothing happens Piece of crap VCR!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNFREEZES… FINALLY
Endrance: touches Rayne's butt
Rayne: OMFGWTFH PERVERT!!!!!! Smacks Endrance with his grimoire
Endrance: But Rayne… I love you… you're the thorn to my rose.
Rayne: … twitch-twitch … 0.0'
Kyrie: ……… GAAAAAAY. Well, at least he isn't touching me anymore.
Endrance: …… touches Kyrie
Rayne: HEY!!!! YOU CAN'T TOUCH KYRIE LIKE THAT!!!!!!! Smacks Endrance with his grimoire again
Endrance: touches Myick and looks at Rayne, questioning whether he can touch him like that
Rayne: You can rape him for all I care. Turns his back and crosses his arm
Myick: scared But I don't wanna.
Kyrie: Yeah, but Endrance does and you're the only gay/bi one among us.
Myick: BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!! Goes Super Saiyan I… SAID… I DON'T WANNA!!!!!! Kamehameha's Rayne
Endrance: … … YAY!!! Sadism!!! Me likey!!!
Kyrie: Okay then. That's my cue to leave. Starts backing away from everybody
Endrance: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! Tackles Kyrie
Kyrie: DAMMIT!!!!!!!
Rayne: BLASPHEMY!!!!
Kyrie: … huh?
Rayne: logs out
Kyrie: What the hell…?
Myick: … Hey guys… do you want to end this chapter early???
Kyrie: Yeah… this story has kinda veered off track…
Endrance: NO! DON'T END THE CHAPTER!!! I JUST MADE MY DEBUT!!!!!! Sobs uncontrollably
Kyrie: … fag. Logs out
Myick: … Well… bye… logs out
Five seconds later…
Myick: logs back in Oh, I almost forgot… I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!
R.C. 1: … You're not Akito, stupid.
R.C. 2: You're not even Kyo, the stupidest one of the Zodiac.
Myick: kamehameha's the R.C.'s DIE HOMOS!!!!!!! Logs back out
Kyrie: logs back in, shakes head, and logs back out
To be continued…
Ummmm… yeah… we're gonna get back on track now. Endrance and Haseo's… preferences will mostly stay out of the story from now on. Anyway, what will happen next time on TWAIR?!?!?! 0_o
Chapter Ends…
Rayne: logs in Sorry I d/c… looks around W-where is everyone?! Why is everything dark?! Looks up at previous text NUUUUUUU!!!!!! I'M TRAPPED IN THE EMPTY VOID BETWEEN CHAPTERS!!!!!!!
Poor Rayne, will he ever get out of the abyss of in-between chapters? Find out next time. (Bwahahahaha)
Asura: I'd say I feel bad for Rayne and all, but…
Glitch: You don't.
Asura: Not only that… I'M KINDA PRE-OCCUPIED WITH DODGING FLAMING TOMATOES OF DEATH!!!!!! dodges a flying, flaming tomato
Glitch: DAMN YOU!!!!! YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE MY TOMATOES ANYMORE!!!!! HI-YAH!!!!!!!! Throws another tomato
Raith and Asura: N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slow motion, rip-off matrix move
And the war still continued…
