Acting on advice from MasterOfGrey (which was, in fact, really good advice, so thx MoG), we will now introduce who is who.

Raith_Rune – Rayne- Shadow Warlock (also plays Hulk Jr., who's a Harvest Cleric)

Asura Mori – Kyrie – Adept Rogue

Glitch – Myick – Flick Reaper

And there you have it. Truthfully, we take turns on everybody else and sometimes control someone else's character… though only in extreme situations. (smirk) There are times when one of us writes half of a chapter on their own... not naming any names… cough- cough RAITH un-cough ANYWAY, without further adieu, here's the OMFG seventh chapter. Enjoy. We know we enjoyed writing it.

Disclaimer: We don't own dot hack gu in any way, shape, or form, nor do we own any colleges, the freeze button aka VCR, Dragon Ball Z, or Fruits Basket… and apparently we don't own the empty void between our own chapters… what kind of crap is that?!

Warning: … Oh, the usual stuff. Sex (just kidding), swearing, gay guys (soon to be discontinued… maybe), ending chapters early due to lack of ideas… yeah… there's probably more but… we just don't feel like it this time. Bwahahahaha, we'll leave it to your imagination.

Part Seven: Are All of the Guys in G.U. Gay?!

By: Asura Mori, Glitch, and Raith_Rune

Rayne: looks up at the title Heeeeeeyyy… I'm not gay, and neither are you Kyrie…

Myick: Ummmmmmmmmm… me neither. Walks away, twiddling his fingers and whistling the ToS 2 theme song

Kyrie: There was a pause in that, Myick. Glares suspiciously at the Flick Reaper But that's not the point. The title refers to the "guys in G.U." and last time I checked we're not in the G.U., aka Raven, Guild.

Myick: OMG!!!! Kuhn's gay?!?!?! I knew it. Being a ladies' man was just a charade. … YAY!!!! I used a big word. I'm proud of myself.

Rayne: … what exactly are we gonna do now?

Kyrie: About?

Rayne: No, I mean… just anything – I'm bored, and Jr. went to college, so there's nothing to do!

Kyrie: JR.'S IN COLLEGE?!?!?! OMFGWTFLMAORUFFLES!!!!!

Rayne: Yeah, he got accepted into Harvard Law School – I think he's gonna be a dentist!

Kyrie: A… dentist… wow, that's special.

Myick: He went to Harvard Law… to become a dentist. … Makes sense to me.

Rayne: Yeah, I know. He's gonna make a GREAT hot dog stand vendor!

Kyrie: Didn't you just say…? … never mind, I give up… AND COULD YOU PLEASE STOP TOUCHING ME?!?!?! glares at Endrance

Myick: jumps He's like a frickin ninja. (Sorry Raith. Endrance beats you.)

FREEZE

Asura: Ha, Raith! You got beat by Endrance and he's wearing a skirt!!!! … pfft…

UNFREEZE

FREEZES AGAIN

Raith: stabs Glitch

UNFREEZE

FREEZES YET AGAIN

Glitch: … Save me. Death is imminent. Farewell cruel world. I won't miss you.

Asura: Get a life already. Authors don't die, we multiply. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Glitch: Like rabbits.

Asura: ……… NO. Rabbits are horny little mofos who fuck each other every other second.

Glitch: … And we're not???

Asura: Truuuuuue.

UNFREEZE

FREEZES AGAIN (GAWD DAMMIT!!!!)

Raith: Whoa. 0_o

Rayne: pops out of the story with the authors STOP FREEZING THE STORY DAMMIT!!!!!!!!! Punches Raith and pops back into the story

Raith: Owwwww... I got hit by my own character…

Gaspard: snickers

Raith: WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?! Tosses Gaspard into the bottomless pit of no return Ok, now can we please this RP going?! Presses play… nothing happens Piece of crap VCR!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNFREEZES… FINALLY

Endrance: touches Rayne's butt

Rayne: OMFGWTFH PERVERT!!!!!! Smacks Endrance with his grimoire

Endrance: But Rayne… I love you… you're the thorn to my rose.

Rayne: … twitch-twitch … 0.0'

Kyrie: ……… GAAAAAAY. Well, at least he isn't touching me anymore.

Endrance: …… touches Kyrie

Rayne: HEY!!!! YOU CAN'T TOUCH KYRIE LIKE THAT!!!!!!! Smacks Endrance with his grimoire again

Endrance: touches Myick and looks at Rayne, questioning whether he can touch him like that

Rayne: You can rape him for all I care. Turns his back and crosses his arm

Myick: scared But I don't wanna.

Kyrie: Yeah, but Endrance does and you're the only gay/bi one among us.

Myick: BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!! Goes Super Saiyan I… SAID… I DON'T WANNA!!!!!! Kamehameha's Rayne

Endrance: … … YAY!!! Sadism!!! Me likey!!!

Kyrie: Okay then. That's my cue to leave. Starts backing away from everybody

Endrance: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! Tackles Kyrie

Kyrie: DAMMIT!!!!!!!

Rayne: BLASPHEMY!!!!

Kyrie: … huh?

Rayne: logs out

Kyrie: What the hell…?

Myick: … Hey guys… do you want to end this chapter early???

Kyrie: Yeah… this story has kinda veered off track…

Endrance: NO! DON'T END THE CHAPTER!!! I JUST MADE MY DEBUT!!!!!! Sobs uncontrollably

Kyrie: … fag. Logs out

Myick: … Well… bye… logs out

Five seconds later…

Myick: logs back in Oh, I almost forgot… I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!

R.C. 1: … You're not Akito, stupid.

R.C. 2: You're not even Kyo, the stupidest one of the Zodiac.

Myick: kamehameha's the R.C.'s DIE HOMOS!!!!!!! Logs back out

Kyrie: logs back in, shakes head, and logs back out

To be continued…

Ummmm… yeah… we're gonna get back on track now. Endrance and Haseo's… preferences will mostly stay out of the story from now on. Anyway, what will happen next time on TWAIR?!?!?! 0_o

Chapter Ends…

Rayne: logs in Sorry I d/c… looks around W-where is everyone?! Why is everything dark?! Looks up at previous text NUUUUUUU!!!!!! I'M TRAPPED IN THE EMPTY VOID BETWEEN CHAPTERS!!!!!!!

Poor Rayne, will he ever get out of the abyss of in-between chapters? Find out next time. (Bwahahahaha)

Asura: I'd say I feel bad for Rayne and all, but…

Glitch: You don't.

Asura: Not only that… I'M KINDA PRE-OCCUPIED WITH DODGING FLAMING TOMATOES OF DEATH!!!!!! dodges a flying, flaming tomato

Glitch: DAMN YOU!!!!! YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE MY TOMATOES ANYMORE!!!!! HI-YAH!!!!!!!! Throws another tomato

Raith and Asura: N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slow motion, rip-off matrix move

And the war still continued…