I HAVE RETURNED!

I've just had a lot of stuff to do over this past week, but I'm here!

Oh, I said I was going to tell you what was going on.

Well, I entered the Smosh Live sweepstakes that they were having. I won, but I didn't reply by the deadline so I lost the chance. I, of course, was devastated. That's why I was so sad.

But, due to a miracle, another person declined, and I'm going to LA and to the Smosh live show and I'm so incredibly happy about it!

For further information, go look at my tumblr post about it (my tumblr link is in my bio).

I don't know if you guys will even care, but I'm really happy and I think you guys should know what's going on.

Alright, on with the chapter already!

"Less' go find 'em." mumbled a tired Wes. Mari and Matt were ready to throw, in a stance and everything. They saw everyone approach the door, and they attacked.

"What're you-aagh!" David's words were cut off as a spoiled milk balloon made contact with his face. Mari and Matt kept throwing, making sure everyone was equally drenched.

"This… is… our… revenge!" said Mari in betweeen throws. They still had a lot of balloons left, and nobody could escape. Josh's sensitive gag reflex was activated by the smell, which made it all the more sweeter. They were hearing an abundance of swears and a whiny "My hair!" but they didn't stop until they had thrown every balloon. When the last one had been thrown, the two admired their work. In front of them stood six angry, stinky, and drenched men.

"You little bastards." growled David as everyone walked past them to go either take a shower or dry off.

"You want a war? You got it." said Ian, shooting daggers at them with his eyes.

"I think that was pretty successful." said Mari, turning to Matt after everyone left.

"I took a quick picture." said Matt. He showed Mari the picture of the drenched guys and posted it on Instagram captioned simply: 'Sweet revenge!' "We can go watch that new show, it comes on now." said Matt, and the two walked to the living room. Little did they know, Ian was watching them walk off.

"Oh, you've got war alright."

-TIME SKIP-

"Here's your change of clothes." David said, dropping a pile of his clothes on his bed. They had just finished cleaning themselves off in the bathroom.

"Guys, I have a plan." said Ian, explaining it to them with an evil gleam in his eyes. This was going to be one hell of a war.

-TIME SKIP-

The guys walked into the living room to see Mari and Matt laughing their butts off with the TV showing the end credits of the new show.

"Did we just miss the first episode?!"

"Yeah." said Mari, calming down a bit and wiping a tear from her eye, face red.

"Now we can't watch the rest of it!" said Ian, pouting.

"Just watch it on Hulu, guys."

"JUST WA-" Josh was about to yell, but Anthony covered his mouth.

"Remember, we'll get revenge with the plan." whispered Anthony in Josh's ear. He suddenly grinned.

"Fine. We'll watch it on Hulu." he said in a mocking tone, swallowing his anger. It would all be worth it after the plan.

-TIME SKIP-

"Bye, guys." said Matt, waving behind him. Mari and Matt were leaving David's house early to get Mari's stuff situated in Matt's house. They went down the steps and into Matt's car.

The car ride home was uneventful; Mari and Matt just lip-synced along with the radio. When they got to Matt's house, he walked Mari into his living room.

"Well, this is where you'll be sleep-oh, no." He was about to show her his couch, but in the place of the couch he found a note:

'Taking my present back. -Jon'

"Jon is my brother. My couch was a present from him, but I guess he's taking it back. So, I guess we'll go back to your house to get your bed." he said, turning around to leave, but Mari stopped him with her voice.

"Well, I could sleep with you. Well, not with you, but next to you, in the same bed, no, not like that, umm…" Mari's face was a deep shade of red by this point.

"Okay. I have a pretty big bed, so we can… spread out." said Matt casually, but turned aound to hide his red face.

"O-okay." said Mari, also turning around to hide her face.

"Alright, let's go put your clothes in my room." They walked upstairs together, both mentally preparing for tonight.

-LOCATION CHANGE-

The guys were still at David's house, crowded around his computer. David was typing faster than he had ever typed; he was determined to have his part in the plan done by tonight.

"This is gonna be great."

-TIME SKIP-

Mari looked at her reflection in Matt's bathroom as she brushed her teeth. It was almost time for her to go to bed with Matt. She rinsed and spat and went to his room.

"Hey." said Matt. He was sitting on his bed, on one side of a pillow he had put in the middle of it. Mari guessed that she would occupy the other side of the pillow. She sat down and grabbed the remote, turning to the Food Network.

"Foood…" she started chanting, staring at the TV in a fake trance. Matt shook his head at her childlike innocence, even though hours before she was cussing like a sailor and ruining a Sunday morning for six guys.

Mari kept up her food chant for a good two minutes, even after it just switched to a commercial for socks. He took the remote and turned to a random chnnel.

"Fooo- hey!" she said, snatching the remote back and turning back to the Food Network. She stopped chanting and just watched, looking genuinely interested in an episode of Cooks VS Cons.

"Hey, you're actually watching this." he said, looking at her from the other side of the pillow.

"Yep. It's always been my dream to be a chef or something, but I'm not very good." she said, still looking at the TV.

"Well, I think you would be a great chef if you tried." said Matt.

"Awww, thanks." she said, looking away from the TV to look at his eyes.

After that episode finished, the two decided to go to bed. They laid down on opposite sides of the pillow, backs facing each other.

"Thanks, Matt. For everything." said Mari, in a voice barely above a whisper.

"You're welcome."

"Goodnight, Matt."

"Goodnight."

That's the end!

Thank you guys for reading!

I know this is a wee bit shorter than my other chapters, I'm kind of rushing to get this done before I go to bed.

Hope you enjoyed! Bye!