Chapter Seven

They went to a motel, and A.J. was right he could fix her mood. They did some role playing. She played a prositute and he played a married man. They went back to the motel. They had a lot of fun, and went through all the protection she brought.

"Oh Damn it." Xena said.

"What?" A.J. asked.

"I only brought five." Xena said."I didn't finish counting when I was cornered."

"Damn well you stay here I'll go get some." A.J. said getting out of bed. He kissed her.

"Hurry." Xena said. He nodded. He dressed quickly. He left out. He was gone for two minutes when their was a knock on the door. Xena got out of bed with the sheet wrapped around her.

"Who is it?" Xena asked.

"The police." said a male voice.

"What can I do for you officers?" Xena asked opening the door confused.

"You can get dressed ma'am prostitution is illegal." He said.

"I'm not a prostitute." Xena said.

"Your a lier. I know you came in here with my husband. I saw his car stop and pick you up. The cheating bastard." She said.

"Look I don't know who your husband is, but I came in here with my own husband." Xena said. "He just went to the store to pick up some protection."

"She's lying." said the woman.

"Look officers I'm not a prostitute, I have a legitimate job, and a husband. I don't know this woman or who her husband is. So could you please leave."

"Sure ma'am." the officer said. They left and she followed after them trying to get them back. A.J. came back. He looked confused and mad. He came inside.

"Who was that?" A.J. asked locking the door.

"I think some woman mistaked you for her husband. She was trying to bust him with the cops." Xena said."Did you get it?"

"Yea we've only got three. They were out, and should have more tomorrow." A.J. said.

"We can make it last." Xena said getting back on the bed. A.J. tossed her the box before taking his shirt off."Please allow me." He came over and she undressed him before pulling him in.

"Damn who is that?" A.J. asked. They'd gone back home, and it was late at night. They were using their last condom from the three pack. They had taken a break, but it wasn't often that Jeremy didn't run into their room.

"I don't know, but it is late, and they need to go home." Xena said."Maybe they'll go away." But who ever it was did not go away. She was just glad the kids didn't wake up. They had wanted to come home not yet up for an all night stay with her parents. Though they were tired out. They'd sleep through the night.

"I got it." Xena said. He rolled off her. She got out of bed and put her robe on. She went downstairs as Gabrielle poked her head out of the guest room door.

"Whose that?" Gabrielle asked.

"I have no idea, but they need to stop. We were hoping they'd go away."

"Me too." Gabrielle said. Xena stopped and got Melissa first as she started crying.

"Who is it?" she asked angry.

"Its me bitch your boyfriend's wife!" said a woman's voice."So open up and tell him to get his triflin' ass down here."

"Gabrielle tell A.J. to come here." Xena said turning around. Gabrielle went back upstairs. The doorbell started ringing again. A.J. came downstairs in his robe as Xena turned on the light.

"What?" A.J. asked.

"Settle this. I don't know who this is, but she seems to think your her husband and my boyfriend." Xena said. Gabrielle and Wiliam watched from the stairs with Jeremy and Hope. Everybody was up now. A.J. opened the door.

"Who are you looking for?" A.J. asked.

"Your triflin' ass Abraham Jeremiah Smith." She said.

"Hey calm down you lookin' for my brother and since when is he married."

"Oh don't play that with me. You are not about to sit up here and act like you don't know me." She said.

"No, no look I'll prove it. I'm his brother." He went and got a picture of his twin. She stopped looking at it.

"This is bullshit. Don't be tryin' to act like you are your brother if this shit ain't photo shopped." She said.

"Baby can you get my brother on the phone maybe he around to calm his damn wife down." A.J. said. Xena was already dialing the number. She was going off on him. It didn't take long for his brother Abraham to show up.

"Wanda what are you doing?" Abraham asked."I've been waiting at home for hours, and now I get a call your harassing my brother and his wife. And their house guest." She looked between them both.

"How do I know your not the twin that's covering for my husband." She said.

"Cause I got this tattoo." Abraham said pointing to it."Now apologize to my brother please before you cut me off from my family."

"I'm sorry I caused such a scene." She said."I'll be in my car." She left out.

"See you at the family dinner tomorrow Abraham." A.J. said.

"You too Adam." Abraham said."But um could you not mention this to our parents. We're divorcing soon, and its better they don't know about this at all."

"Know about what?" A.J. asked.

"Thank you." Abraham said."Goodnight Lisa, house guest, A.J., Melissa, Jeremy. Sorry again."

"Goodnight." We said. Jeremy took it upon himself to sleep in their bed.

"Like I said waste of a condom." A.J. said. Xena nodded as she went into the bathroom. She changed into her night dress. A.J. went in after her.