A/N: Yes, it is an update! Yay!
It was twelve to one in the morning, it was Saturday and he was currently at the Red Dragon Cinema, executing his marvellous plan, it could only be done now.
This was one of the rare moments that he found use for his chibi form (other than cuddling up to Iruka)
Kakashi's marvellous plan was to steal all the movies in the cinema that Mizuki and Iruka were going to.
It was a bit extreme, but he was counting that it would cut their time by two hours or so. However cutting down two hours would not be enough! He needed to ruin their whole date!
Starting with mixed up reservations! Oh that was going to be fun. He was going to pretend to be Mizuki and arrive ten minutes before the real Mizuki, thus stealing their table.
Kakashi was also banking on the fact that Iruka was going to be early. It was a scenario that was most likely to happen as Iruka was always time conscious. Who said a little stalking was bad? Anways Iruka would be told Mizuki already arrived. Kakashi would have sneaked out and left a note saying that he hated Iruka and never wanted to see him again, because it was too painful for Kakashi to ever write those words (in other words, he still hasn't learned how) he got Sasuke to do it.
That was no easy task, getting Sasuke to help. In return Kakashi owed Sasuke a favour. Kakashi suspected that Sasuke will use up his favour soon.
You see, recently during the course of the first school week, Naruto has got himself a girlfriend. Of all the unexpected things to happen, it did.
When Naruto related the tale, how he and a girl named Hinata got together, over Thursday night around the dinner table and how they were going out on Sunday. Naruto had been ecstatic, Sasuke however, was not.
In fact Kakashi could feel the jealousy in burning waves, but Sasuke being Sasuke probably denied all probable feelings of romantic interest towards the blonde and went to sleep in his own bedroom.
You read that right folks for the first time in two weeks Sasuke got to sleep in his own bed and his own bedroom.
That however is another story (quite literally) and Kakashi refocused on the task at hand.
Sneaking into this place was easier than he expected, he must have been a ninja or something in his past life, anyways he had yet to locate where they keep all the movies!
Kakashi had entered many of the cinemas yet there was nothing indicating where the movies were. Kakashi had never been to a movie theatre before, but he had heard it was a common place for people to bring their dates and has high hopes that one day he will bring Iruka to the movies too.
Try as Kakashi may he couldn't find the movies. Suddenly another one of his marvellous ideas came to him! Call up Sasuke. One in the morning be damned! This was his love life they were talking about!
Sometime during their shopping spree last week, they had gotten cell phones because Iruka was a mother hen and worried that they might end up dead in a ditch somewhere if the baddies come out and get them. A mobile in that situation would be helpful how? By the time you call the police the bad guys would have knifed you and ran, but Kakashi wasn't complaining about getting a cell phone, he just questioned Iruka's logic.
Ringing, ringing, ringing and ringing. COME ON SASUKE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!
"Kakashi is that you?" Sasuke's voice flowed through the phone.
"Yep, I set a special ringtone for me when I call, do you like it?"
"Yes, because the laugh from the doll off the Saw movies is just what I wanted to hear at one in the fudging morning!( A/N: Sorry guys it is rated K+)" The sarcasm there was thick but Kakashi paid no heed, his love life was at stake.
"Glad to know. Hey Sasuke do you know where they keep the movies in the theatre I am in cinema one and I see a huge screen and lots of seats but no movies."
Kakashi could hear Sasuke sigh. "Go to the very back of the cinema." Kakashi did so. "Go to the side and you should see a door."
"Which side?" Kakashi asked.
"How the heck would I know? I don't rob the cinemas for fun." Sasuke was definitely not a morning person.
Kakashi checked the right side, cha ching, bingo, he saw a door. "Okay I see the door."
"Now break in and there should be a tone of movies just waiting to be plundered by you."
Sasuke really needed to lay off the sarcasm, Kakashi thought, but that was secondary to his current task.
"Thanks Sasuke, I owe you one."
"You already 'owe me me' now you owe me another one, thanks for waking me up at one in the morning!"
Kakashi decided to have a little fun with the kid, just to screw him up a bit. "Sasuke, you didn't sound like you just woke up, people who just woke up wouldn't be able to use sarcasm, especially at one in the morning, are you sure you haven't been up, thinking about Naruto and how you miss his warm body wrapped around yours?"
"S-shut up! I was asleep, and if you don't mind I want to go back to sleep." With that Sasuke hung up on Kakashi.
Convince as he might, Sasuke wasn't fooling Kakashi, he knew Sasuke was up the whole night. Aw how sweet young love is. Talking about love, he had to get back to business, after this there were19 more theatre's to break into and plunder.
Kakashi had made a promise to himself after all, that this date would be the dateā¦FROM HELL!
Maybe that was a bit excessive but at least it got the message through, these kids were not going to have a magical first date.
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On the next instalment of Affection: Kakashi realised that this wasn't fun and games anymore, this was serious, Iruka really did seem to like Mizuki. Well bring it on! He wasn't going down without a fight!
A/N: So what do you think of Kakashi's brilliant plan? Do you also like the tid bits of Sasuke's story line in there, or should I cut it out entirely? I really do want it to seem like they are a part of each other's lives, but hey that is for you guys to decide. Reviewers are loved, and if you don't want me to PM you just say so in your review!!
