A/N: Ha! I love messing with people's heads. It's so much fun.
I know I said I would try to update every other day, but that's not gonna happen. Sorry. I'm going to try every 3 days, excluding Sunday. I will never update on Sunday for the sole fact that my dearest mother doesn't let me go on the computer on Sunday, which sucks majorly.
Sorry for the long wait.
Anyway, back to the fun stuff, ya. I don't really like Yumichika. But he's good looking.
I like the pretty boy look.
It's what makes Byakuya so hot. Haha.
Byakuya will eventually end up in this story too. I'm really just making this up as I go along, as I have no pre-writing to follow. So, I don't know when, but I'm going to make sure every Bleach character that I possibly can has some screen time.
And guess what else? This is officially the new longest chapter yet! Yayz!
Anyway...ENJOY!
The next morning, the whole group was at school before us. Actually, we were almost late.
I was really tired.
Anyway, we all took our respective seats in the back if the classroom, and me and Yumichika glared at each other. We weren't on really good terms with each other.
It's just too much fun pissing him off.
Especially when you question his sexuality.
Which led to a very good plan.
I leaned over towards Rangiku and whispered, "Hey, Rangiku. Could you help me out with something?"
"Like what?" she asked.
I motioned for her to come closer and whispered my plan into her ear. A huge smile broke out over her face and she started laughing.
"So will you do it?"
"Sure!" she was still giggling. "You don't even have to pay me. I've actually wanted to test this out for a long time."
I laughed and sat back down in my seat. Zane and Max looked at me curiously.
"Just watch."
Rangiku waltzed over to where Yumichika was standing, talking with Ikkaku.
"Hey Yumichika!" Rangiku said sweetly.
Yumichika sighed. "What do you want, Rangiku?" he sounded irritated.
"Why do you automatically assume I want something?" she pouted. Then she made the perfect move.
She crossed her arms, pushing up her chest and leaned toward Yumichika.
Yumichika's eyes widened and traveled downward before stopping on her chest, which was pretty close to his face.
Speaking of faces, Yumichika's got pretty red.
"Hey! Yumichika!" Rangiku half-whined. "I asked you a question."
Yumichika couldn't even form an intelligible word. It was hilarious.
I started laughing my ass off, and so did Zane and Max.
The rest of the class seemed to have noticed too, because they started laughing as well.
The teacher walked in then. "What's going on here?" she asked.
"Nothing much ma'am." I smiled, still giggling. "Just checking to make sure that pretty boy over there's straight. Cause, ya know, it's kinda questionable."
That got the entire class roaring with laughter. I even saw Toshiro trying (and failing) to hide a smile.
Yumichika finally stopped looking at Rangiku and turned to glare at me. And damn, did he look pissed.
"Why you ugly little bit-"
Ms. Ochi cut him off and yelled for the class to settle down.
And to inform me that I had detention.
Again.
The rest of the morning was really boring.
Since we didn't really care about education in a different world and country, me, Max, and Zane tried to think of ways to mess with everyone's head to keep us occupied. You know, like hinting that we know what they are without outright telling them.
Like with Renji yesterday.
But it was hard. We're pretty creative, but we still had nothing. Which sucked.
When lunch time came around, we sat with the others like usual.
But some people weren't there.
Oh yeah! Tatsuki was out of town for a karate tournament, and she blackmailed Chizuru to make sure she would stay away from Orihime.
And Keigo and Mizuiro were...well I don't know, but they weren't with the others.
Which made me immensely happy.
"Hey people with the bad-ass super powers," Zane said casually as we sat down.
Everyone stared.
We burst out laughing.
"We know about you guys." Max said, still laughing.
"What are you talking about?" Toshiro said.
"Aw, you know what we mean, Captain Hitsugaya."
"We know you guys are Soul Reapers," Zane said. "And we know Uryu is a Quincy, and about Chad and Orihime's abilities."
"I still don't know what you're talking about." Yumichika said, trying to throw us off.
I rolled my eyes. "Oh, shut up Mr. Ruri'iro Kujaku."
Yumichika's eyes widened and he glared at me.
He probably really hates me now.
"Ruri'iro Kujaku?" Ikkaku said. "That kinda sounds like your Zanpakuto, Yumichika."
"No it doesn't!" he snapped.
"Oh yeah it does." Max muttered quietly. Me and Zane snickered.
"How do you know about us?" Uryu asked, pushing up his glasses.
"It's kinda a long story, and highly unbelievable." Zane said.
Uryu raised an eyebrow.
Zane shrugged. "You asked for it."
We all launched into an explanation.
And, as predicted, they didn't buy it.
"I don't buy it." Renji said.
Told you.
Zane shrugged. "Told you it was highly unbelievable."
"Well, what can we do to make you believe?" Max asked.
"Cause there's no way in hell we made that up." I added.
"Well, if you know everything about us, what is my Zanpakuto's name and release command?" Toshiro said.
Ha. Easy one. We all answered at the same time.
"Reign over the frosted heavens, Hyroinmaru."
He scowled. "Right."
"Who's Kon?" Ichigo asked.
"The perverted mod soul that lives in a stuffed lion at your house." Zane said.
"Dammit." he muttered.
The stupid Q & A session went on for the remainder of lunch.
And we answered every question right.
Later that afternoon, I doodled absently on my paper as Ms. Ochi lectured on and on about math.
Uuuugggghhhhh...
The worst part was, I'd already learned all this crap.
I looked to my left and saw Zane sleeping. He looked so peaceful.
Well, we certainly can't have that, now can we?
I snuck my hand down into my bag and fished out a rubber band. I always keep some handy. Then I broke off the plastic thing on my mechanical pencil.
You know, that thing that just kinda sits there by the top that I think is supposed to be used for clipping it to papers or something.
Yeah, that.
Anyway, I stretched the rubber band around my index finger and thumb, put the plastic thing in the middle, pulled back as far as it would go, and aimed straight at Zane's head.
I heard Max giggle, and looked over to see her give me a thumbs up sign. I smiled back evilly and let go. The plastic thing hit Zane's head with a satisfying thwack.
His eyes shot open. "Ow, fucking shit." he muttered.
I started giggling. He looked over at me, saw the rubber band still in my hand, and glared at me.
Still giggling as quietly as possible, I grabbed the end of the rubber band from my index finger and twirled it back, still hooked on my thumb, aiming at Zane. I let it go and it hit his bare arm.
He mouthed "Fuck!" like ten times.
Haha.
Then he reached down into his backpack and pulled out a rubber band ball. He swiftly swiped one off it and shot it at my bare arm.
"Fuck." I hissed, holding my arm.
I glared at him and mouthed, "This means war."
He smiled back smugly and mouthed, "Bring it on."
I reached to the spot in my bag where I kept my rubber bands but I found empty air.
Dammit.
So instead, I grabbed a scrap of paper and quickly scribbled on it, 'Do you have any rubber bands? Its an emergency!' I rolled it into a little square-ish ball thing and flicked it at Max.
Her eyes had just started to close when it hit her in the head. Her head shot up and she looked around spaztically before noticing the note. I watched her read it, then she dug around in her bag for a minute before pulling out exactly what I needed.
A rubber band ball.
Weird how we all have rubber bands just randomly off hand, isn't it?
She tossed it to me and I mouthed, "Thank you!"
Then a rubber band hit me in the back of the head.
I turned around dangerously slow and glared at Zane.
"You did NOT just do that." I mouthed
"You're damn right I did," he mouthed back.
Then, it was an all out war.
We were shooting rubber bands at each other like crazy.
And it stung like a mother fucker.
No one noticed either, which was the really funny part.
It's not like we were being subtle or anything.
Well, Max noticed. And she was laughing her ass off as quietly as she could.
We didn't stop until we were both hit in the head with crumpled pieces of paper. Annoyed, I looked around to see who would dare interrupt our war like that.
I saw Toshiro glaring at us. Zane looked over and saw him too.
We both stuck our tongue out at him.
He turned back around and pretended to pay attention to Ms. Ochi. I smoothed out the paper and there was a message written on it: 'Stop acting like children. You're annoying. My group will meet you, Zane, and Max at Kisuke's to discuss things after school today.'
I made a face and held up the note so Zane could see. He nodded, and I passed it on to Max, who also nodded.
On the back of it, I wrote, 'Give me 20 minutes so I can sneak out of detention. And by the way, we ARE children, if you haven't noticed.' I crumpled it back up and threw it back at him.
He gave me an annoyed look before reading it and nodding.
Then me and Zane went back to our rubber band war.
Which Ms. Ochi finally noticed.
And we both got detention.
