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wewacian: the psycho's back
Do you guys like pie? (gives everyone pie)
(whispers): I hope they don't notice the bombs in them.
any case I am running away.
unknowndragon
wewacian: (whispers) yes they do, they're ninjas.
everyone: stop trying to kill us with bombs! -tosses bomb pies at your face-
unknowndragon: NO! MY SOUL! -'slpoded-
wewacian: hate people like that...anyway...next letter...
o.o...GAI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TENTEN AND NEJI??! You are...UNYOUTHFUL FOR THAT! Neji I do not believe you are a slut even with undenying video proof
Bob: Well I do. -throws 10 boxes of condums at Neji- Do you guys hate hobos? If you do I'll kill you cuz I'm a hobo. ITACHI I LUFFLES YOU! -hugs Itachi-
-.- Gaara since you don't like hugs instead I will give you...THE WORLDS LARGEST HEART SHAPED COOKIE!! -gives gaara cookie- Sasgay why don't you just jump of a cliff and die? Orochimaru how do you get your hair to look so pretty:D Itachi are you and Fishman going out?
Bob: Are Haku and Zabuza dating? If so how long?
...Okay that's all for now. YOU ALL DESERVE WAFFLES!! -gives waffles to all except Sasgay- Wewacian please make sure Choji does not eat all the waffles and that Sasgay gets none.
From, Bob the Hobo and Bella-QueenOfTehWaffles the Hobo-in-training
Gai: NOTHING!!! SILENCE YOURSELF!! IM NOT UNYOUTHFUL!! YOUR FACE IS UNYOUTHFUL AND I HATE YOU!!
Neji:...h-holy crap...
Lee:-sleeping-
Tenten: that was...kinda...-flees-
Gai: ANSWER YOUR QUESTION NEJI!!
Neji: I-i uh...am a slut...wait, DAMNIT!
Gai: HA! GOT IT ON TAPE! -turns on tape recorder-
Neji: who even still HAS a tape recorder?
Tenten: GAI SENSEI AND ALL OF HIS YOUTHFULNESS DOES!
Gai: INDEED!
Tenten:YES!
Neji: OW!! condoms! and in boxes! WHY!
Kisame: SHUT THE HELL UP FILTHY HOBO!
wewacian: keep your racialy biast comments to yourself until Neji finishes answering his question...
Neji: and I do-
Kisame: HATE HOBOS! MOVING OWN!
Neji: NO! I LOVE hobos! my FATHER was a hobo! how dare you insult his people Kisame!
Kisame: -firing shotgun off in all direction- GOT DAMN HOBO!
Neji: No Kisame! dont do it!
Naruto: AUUUGH! MY larynx!
Neji: what's a larynx?
Naruto: WHO CARES I WAS SHOT!
Gai: DYNAMIC ENTRY! -kicks Kisame in the face-
Neji: WAY TO KICK ASS SENSEI!
Tenten: VERY YOUTHFUL GAI SENSEI!
Lee: -still in a reading coma-
Itachi: I luff you to -huggles-
Sasuke: -shudder-
Gaara: thanks for the delicious cookie -hugs bob-
Kisame: STOP HUGGING THAT HOBBAH!
wewacian: WHAT DID I SAY KISAME! -Kidney shot!-
Kisame: -kidney'd and knocked out-
Sasgay: well...if it's FOR the fans..-runs towards cliff-
Orochimaru: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-hair blows gallantly in breeze-
Sasuke: IT'S FOR THE FA-falls off cliff-AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnss...-explosion-
Orochimaru: NOOOOOOOOO!! -hair blows sexier-
wewacian: quit being such a sexy haired wuss...and answer the question
Orochimaru: oh...it just grows in all sexy-like
Itachi: what me and that hobo-ist? never, my heart is taken by another...-stares in jesus's direction-
wewacian: woahwoahwoahwoahwoah, WOAH! im already in enough trouble with kishimoto...we dont need christianity now...
Itachi: actually I was just suprised Jesus was here...I meant Kakashi...
Kakashi: -sleeping in pajamas with his face on them-
Itachi: so adorable...
wewacian: kinda makes sense...in a twisted sort of way...
Haku: totally
Zabuza:...since...he turned...17...maybe
Haku:...you're lucky that's right and that you dont wear a shirt...
Chouji: -all the waffles in his mouth- fwah?!
wewacian: oh god damnit!
Naruto: nooooo, waffles...-cries-
wewacian:...I wanted those waffles...-takes it comically large stapler-
Chouji: I-I was saving you...from the waffle side of the food, instead join me...on the pancake side...and together...WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY!!!!!!...pancakeandwafflehut MWAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
wewacian: SOMEONE needs to lay off the crack...
Chouji: yeah...ASUMA!
Asuma: hey,hey, dont drag ME into this! -nude-
Shikimaru:...you just continue to disapoint me sensei...
Asuma: nonsense..-nuder-
Shikimaru: how'd you get nuder?...more nude...whatever...troublesome...
Asuma: now you're not even making real sentences anymore...such a DISAPOINTMENT! -kicks-
Shikimaru: MY JUEVOS!
Asuma: moving on...
Shikimaru: atleast we can agree on something...
Yea i like your story so much:P anii way i got more random qwestionz
Sakura: HAHAHAHAHA :P sasukes gunna marry me not you pokes tounge out at sakura
Gaara: Its okie Gaara you can join Sakura in the most hated character hall of fame
Naruto: Do you like Hinata at all and if so why? and if not why?
Sasuke: HUGZ YEA I LUV YOU
Itachi: STOP LYING
Neji: That video cant prove nothing! Hugz u its okie neji i dont love you but my best freind does...you are not a SLUT!!
any waiiz those are my more random qwestions and thanx for doink my other onez
BTW: My brother wanted to ask a qwestion and here it is (note my brother is only up to the chunnin exams)
Sasuke: WHY DID YOU GROW YOU HAIR! YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL!
anyway thats all from me Ciao
Sakura: SHUT UP!
Sasuke: DONT TELL MY FIANCE TO SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP FAG-FACE! -kicks-
Sakura: MY JUEVOS!
Sasuke: freak...
Gaara: im the most LOVED character ever, you're just jealous
Naruto: yes and no...and everyone loves Gaara...she's nice and stuff but..
Hinata: n-naruto-kun thinks im n-nice...-thinks dirty thoughts- huwah...-blush and faint-
Naruto:...that...-pokes Hinata's face-
Hinata: -faints more-
Naruto: how does that even happen?
Hinata's thoughts: doodly doodly doo! oh, im so fainted! so fainted! ding dong doodly doo! look how much im fainteeeed! I am...
Naruto: I bet she's thinking about singing...
Shikimaru: where'd you get that idea?
Naruto: -reading Sasuke and Hinata's diary-...nowhere...
Sasuke: -hugged-
Itachi: why would I lie about that sexy beast Kakashi?
Kakashi: -snoring loudly with buffalo wing bones all over him-
Itachi: -hearts in eyes-
Sasuke: i grew my hair because i felt like it, DAMN! shut up!
Kakashi: -scratches self-
wewacian: i can tell what you see in him...anyway next letter
Im BACK! And with more crazy questions and things to say gets very long list Ahem...
Kakashi: You're my role model on the show (btw, thanks for the demonstration last time XD) can I ask how you were born with white hair?
Sasuke:faint blushUh...tries to not look at him I-I-I still hate you! And it was so funny when you got your ASS whooped! But what do you like in a girl, if you have to revive your clan?
Naruto: Aw, poor Naruto hugs him Why do you always keep on throwing up like that? Here...gives free coupons you like ramen right? I give you these for free to make you feel better.
Kiba: Hiya winks You're still look cute, or maybe even more than that! Anyways, do you really have fangs? If you don't, you're still my fave character kisses him on the lips
Neji: HOORAY! YOU ARE NOW A COMPLETE GAI CLONE! I HOPE YOU SEE THROUGH YOUR SLUTTY WAYS!
Temari: You're so cool, and I wanna be just like you!
Gaara: I'm sorry that I called you crazy, I was pissed off a little cause my best friend keeps on showing pictures of Sas-gay half naked...MY EYES IT BURNS! What's your favourite food?
Sakura and Ino: Here, this is a love potion hands them love potion Now you may have better luck with Sasuke
Kakashi: -sleeping-
Naruto: wake up Kakashi...-pokes-
Kakashi: -grumble- waaaaaht?
Naruto: you have question...
Kakashi: fine...-scans- oh well...you see...
Naruto: actually i've been wondering that myself...
Kakashi: when a man...and a woman...love each other VERY much...THIS HAPPENS! -holds icha icha paradise open-
wewacian: I think she was asking about...-distracted by book-...silver...so young...-steals book and sits next to Lee-
Kakashi: no...my...my porn...
wewacian: answer the question...
Kakashi: my dad had silver hair so I do...dont question my logic...
wewacian: -asleep-
kaskashi:...wonder why he fell asleep...Lee do you
Lee: -asleep-
Kakashi: hm...Sasuke, you have a question
Sasuke: I know...im thinking...
Kakashi: just tell the fangirl what she wants to hear
Sasuke: no, not this time...what I want in a girl is unbridled fury towards Itachi...and uh...a beautiful soul...
Sakura: MY SOULS BEAUTIFUL SASUKE! TAKE ME NOW!
Sasuke: I dont want my kids to have pink hair you SLUT!!!
Sakura: -cries in corner-
Sasuke:...wuss
Naruto: -LE SUPER GASP- F-FREE RAMEN! THANK YOU! -shakes hand-
Kankuro: you are a SAINT!!
Naruto: wait...there's...no...ramen store! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sasuke: -smacks- shut up
Naruto: ok
Kiba: yeah, I have fangs...what of it...
Naruto: NO WAY! I HAVE WHISKERS!
Kiba: WE SHOULD TOTALLY START A CLUB!
Naruto: TOTALLY!
Kiba: YEAH! -HIGHFIVE-
Naruto: -HIGHFIVE BACK-
Kiba: WHO ELSE IS IN IT!
Naruto: SASUKE'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE A DUCK SO HE'S IN!
Kiba: HAHA! NICE! -someone got burned highfive-
Sasuke: I dont wa-
Naruto: WHO ELSE!?!?
Gai: I ENJOY YELLING AS WELL!
Tenten: EXCELLENT INTERJECTION SENSEI!
Gai: THAT IT WAS!
Naruto:...
Kiba:...
Orochimaru: ZEEBA ZOO!
Gai: WHOOSH! -jumps out window-
Tenten: OOHHHHHH SO YOUTHFUL! -jumps out window...of youth-
Kakashi: can we move on already -looks at his bookless hand- DAMNIT!
Neji: IM NOT GAI CLONE! YOU ARE JUST YOUTHFULLY USING YOUR YOUTHFUL IMAGINATION TO YOUTH UP SOME LIES!...YOUTH!
Gai: SLUT! -tosses condoms at him-
Neji: AHHHH! THIS GAG IS GETTING KIND OF OLD!
wewacian: nonsense...
Temari:...what? I got a letter?! NO WAY!
Gaara:D
Temari:...Gaara?
Gaara: yes?
Temari:..are you feeling ok?
Gaara: better than ever:D
Temari:o-ok...answer the question...
Gaara: my favorite food is...Gaara snacks with Temari's soup
Temari: you really love my soup that much?
Gaara: it's ok
Temari: aw..TT
Kankuro: IMACOWBOI! -rave dances-
Orochimaru: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN! -rave danced with Kankuro-
Sakura and Ino: SASUKE DRINK THIS!
Sasuke:...what be this?
Sakura and Ino:...Orange juice...
Sasuke: Orange juice that's...emiting heart shaped clouds?
Sakura:...yes
Sasuke: well if you say so...-takes potion-
Ino: what about mine?
Sasuke: -takes hers-
Sakura: well? drink it
Sasuke: -tosses potions on the ground- HA! GOTCHA BITCH!
Sakura and Ino: wha-what?!
Sasuke: what you think I cant READ?
Sakura and Ino: -devastated-
Hinata: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EVIL! Wanna join my evil club?
Shino: Are you really THAT sexy?
Shikamaru: Why do you like to be lazy all the time?
Itachi: bows down I AM NOT WORTHY! You are my true second fave character! Can you bitchslap your little brother for me? gives $100 I'll pay you now!
Orochimaru: AH! faints Ok!
Lee: Haha, I'm glad you're turing into a Kakashi clone...IM SO PROUD OF YOU!
TenTen: WTH? Change back!
Thats all for now, and i'm sorry if its too long wewacian, i'll give you these to throw at Neji if he turns slutty again give infinite supply of condoms Ja ne!
Hinata: im...not evil...so I cant join your club...-glare-
Gaara: -glares at Hinata glaring at the writer of the letter-
Sasuke: -glares at Gaara glaring at Hinata glaring at the writer of the letter-
Itachi: -glares at Sasuke glaring at Gaara glaring at Hinata Glaring at the writer of the letter-
Kisame: -stares dreamily at Itachi-
Orochimaru: -rave dancing-
wewacian: -sleeping-
Lee: domo origato Mr.Roboto! domo...domo..-dances-
Gai: SO HIP NOW LEE!
Lee: whatever...wuss
Gai: CURSE YOU AND YOUR HIPNESS LEE!
Shino: yes...im actually that sexy...-clothed again-
Ino: aw...where'd you get a coat
Shino:...I made it
Ino: from what?
Shino:...I dont know...
Ino: hm...
Shikimaru: not being lazy is to troublesome...
wewacian: i second that
Lee: same here
Kakashi: yeah...
Gai: YOUUUUUUUUUUUTH!
Itachi: anything for the fans...-starts bitch slapping sasuke-
Sasuke: ow! stop that!
Itachi: -still slapping-
Sasuke: SOMEONE TELL HIM TO, OW! STOP!
wewacian: heh...to troublesome..
Lee: Kakashi clone...hm...thanks, gunna teach me chidori Kakashi sensei?
Kakashi: please please...call me something informal...like...Kakashi, or...just sensei...or if you want...im also known as the copy nin...but I perfer super babe magnet
Lee: THEN SO DO I SUPER BABE MAGNET SIR!
Kakashi:...no yelling...it's un-hip...
Lee: right...
Kakashi: and your eyes show to much emotion, half close them...
Lee: yes sir, super babe magnet!
Itachi: -still bitch slapping Sasuke-
Tenten: NEVER! MAYBE NOW THAT I AM LIKE LEE I WILL GET SOME DAMN SCREEN TIME!...maybe even a past...-looks hopefully into a sunset-
Gai: TENTEN! THAT SUNSET IS FOR HUGGING ONLY!
Tenten: sorry sensei...
Orochimaru: TAKE ME NOW SASUKE!
---end---
how you like it
keep sending in those letters please
