March 30th 2016
7:00 A.M Eastern Standard Time
Cern Particle accelerator, switzerland
(Skipper's POV)
The super-plane touched down by the entrance of the Cern Particle Acclerator and Kowalski was super-excited about it. "I could aquire another Higgs Boson particle!" he shouted, "We could reenter the battle against extinction!" I shuddered as I remember the clone-o-tron and the stupid dodo, "Never again," I replied. Kowalski was clearly disappointed. "Well at least I can get a quark," Kowalski said. "What?" I said. "An invisible…" "WE are done with invisible things!" I shouted, "Like Blowhole's invisible invisibity ray!" "Actually that invisibility ray was…" "The Worst idea blowhole ever came up with!" "What I'm trying to say is…" "Your right Kowalski we should destroy this Particle Accelerator before the daleks get to it!" I said.
"Destroy…the…The CERN Particle Accelerator! But it's world famous!" Kowalski shouted, "if we destroy that would set the fields of astrophysics and physics…No it would set science in general back centuries!" "Kowalski we must," I said, "we can't let all that procress fall into the wrong hands…or in this case suction cups!" "Imagine the discoveries that they could discover in the future," Kowalski said. "Imagine the damage the daleks could do with this place," Skipper said, "And getting sucked into a blackhole is not how I want to end my life! That is not how my life ends you hear me! Do you hear me!" "Skipper," Kowalski said, "Your… right…it's…it's for the greater good…give me…a…a moment." I slapped Kowalski across the face, "thanks skipper I need that."
"Kowalski how do we destroy this thing with destroying the world," I said. "Ka-boom! Ka-boom! Ka-boom!" Rico said rushing into the building. "No!" Kowalski shouted tackling rico, "we need to shut down the safety measures first!" "good call kowalski," I said. "aw…" Rico said. "Don't worry you get you Ka-boom!" "I can't believe that the day I finally get to see the Cern Particle Accelerator I have to destroy centries of scientific procress," Kowalski muttered, "And I don't even get to see the actual Accelerator!" "Into the Particle Accelerator!" Skipper said. "We can't actually go into the accelerator itself or we would die," Kowalski said, "It's a complete vacumm in there!" "You know what I mean!" I said as we entered the building. We found the control room and knocked out all the workers. Kowalski reached for a switch and deactivated the safety measures. Kowalski then started to push a bunch of buttons, "Okay We can now access the accelerator to place explosive charges."
Kowalski picked up some bags of explosives, "I suggest a mix of termite, dynamite, and..." "too late," Private said looking at a security feed, "The Daleks have arrived." "You will program your particle accelerator to create this conditions," A dalek shouted as a dalek agent shoved a piece of paper into a scientist's hand. "But these calculations would create a blackhole that would destroy the earth." "If you value your life you will began! Began!" "but if we activate the particle accelerator with these parameters I will still die." "Correct!" The dalek replied, "if I kill you now you will have a slow painful death!" The Scientist got the point and started to rush towards the control room we were in, "Kowalski turn the safety measures back on," I said. Kowalski sqribbled something down on a piece of paper and then reactivated the safety measures. The door opened and we quickly dove into a hiding place. The daleks made the door way bigger and then entered the room as the workers jumped to their feet and started to nervously work under the dalek's watchful hate-filled gaze. The Dalek agents blocked the doors as a scientist entered the dalek's formula into the computer that controlled the particle accelerator.
Once he was done the Dalek double check the code to make sure the scientist wasn't trying to add something that would make the formula useless. Kowalski pulled out a smart and started to add a new safety measure in the code that would make the system refuse to run the particle accelerator with the new program active. "The next time somebody tried to use this new code," Kowalski whispered, "the particle accelerator will shut down." A error message appeared on the computer display. "What is the meaning of this!" the scientist dalek shouted, "Explain!" "I didn't do anything," the scientist replied, "It's probably the safety measures!" "Then deactivate the safety measures!" "No," he replied. "Then you will be exterminated!" "I don't care," the scientist replied. He dropped the phone he was carrying and it was dialed to the nearest UNIT base. While the Daleks were busy disabling the security measures the scientist dropped the note Kowalski wrote. On the sticky note was the number for the nearby Unit base. "Kowalski you sly dog," I replied.
The building started to shake as UNIT started to bomb the heck out of the particle accelerator. "What have you done," the Dalek replied. "Was my disguise really that good, "the scientist said removing his fake beard and his wig. "Alert! Alert! Alert!" a Dalek replied doing a scan, "He is a timelord! He is the Doctor!" "I knew I recognized those eyebrows!" Kowalski shouted. The Dalek Agent flipped up the table revealing our position. "Your finished Daleks," I said. "This only the beginning of this war penguins," the scientist dalek replied, "we don't need this particle accelerator to destroy the world!" "Back to the question of what I've done," The Doctor said, "I called UNIT and their going to bomb this place to the ground taking you with it!" "The Humans will die…" "What humans?" The Doctor replied activating the sonic. The workers around the doctor and on the security cameras were revealed to be holograms.
"Explain!" "The Humans were exvacuated yesterday," The Doctor said, "UNIT Was just waiting for my call to do an airstrike and destroy the Cern Particle accelerator and the daleks along with it." "Emergency…" "Don't even think about it," The Doctor replied, "I blocked you emergency temporal shifts. If you try you will be boomeranged back into this room." "You will pay for this Doctor!" "I don't think so," The Doctor replied removing the tarp that hide the TARDIS, "I would love to stay and chat…but this place is about to be reduced to rubble in a second. So basically…bye." "What about the Cern…" "I been to the future," The Doctor replied, "they'll rebuild it. sure it might take a while to get funding but it will be done…on this exact spot actually." The Doctor opened the TARDIS and we all pailed in as the daleks started to fire. The Dalek death beams were blocked by the TARDIS shields. "this is not the end! World War Dalek is just beginning! You may have won this battle but not the WAR!" The rest of the dalek ultimatum was cut off by the sound of the TARDIS dematerializing.
And in a few seconds(or what seemed like a few seconds) the TARDIS landed. The Doors opened and from the safety of the TARDIS we watched UNIT bomb the heck out of the Cern Particle accelerator complex. And when I say we I mean everyone except Kowalski, "I can't watch," Kowalski said. Before long a massive smouldering crater was all that remained. Kowalski took out a lifeform scanner and found no signs of life in a 50 mile radius. "So on to the next battle then," I replied. "Where would even begin," Kowalski said. "Pisa!" The Doctor shouted as he closed the doors, "March 31st 2016!"
After a brief trip through the time vortex we arrived at our destination. The Doctor opened the doors and we were greeted by firey ruins. "Exterminate the Doctor!" a dalek shouted amid the burning ruins of pisa. "…Opps…2 hours too late," The Doctor said closing the doors and then dematerializing the tardis. We rematerialized about 5 hours earlier. "Okay the Daleks will arrive in an hour," The Doctor replied. "Are you going to help us?" I said as we exited. "No I have to pay a visit to the so-called God of all Daleks," the doctor replied as he closed the door behind us. "Okay…then," I said, "The daleks are right…we are have more battles to come." "What could be worst then making a black hole on earth?" Kowalski said. Meanwhile dalek command… Dalek-sec in front of bunch of daleks and said, "Commence Project degravitate 2.0! The Earth will become our most powerful ship in history! And we will take our rightful place as the master of earth!" "Daleks are masters of earth! Daleks are masters of earth! Daleks are masters of earth!"
To be continued in…
World War Dalek Part Two: Fury of the Daleks
