Supp Dudes! Thanks for the reviews :) Keep them coming! Any ideas for what happens next? I have a few but I want to hear yours first.

I don't like the restraint on lagnuage I have to use. Apparently you Americans don't say snog, dont call ciggarettes fags and you don't say chav or butterz

Even though i have no intention of using those words, I feel like I'm being monitored xD never mind....

disclaimer: :'(


Renesmee P.O.V

So as promised, I drove myself down to the Rez. It's funny, I've been driving down to the Rez all my life. ok well, not driving all my life, figure of speech. But up until now, It's never felt more than "I'm going to see Jacob". Now it's "I'm going to see Jacob" not the friend Jacob, the boyfriend Jacob. Weird... I pulled up to the Rez Cafe parking lot and who do I see having another face on face ceremony? Flo and Seth. That's another weird thing, Seth is a baby. A large baby, but he's always been little sethy-wethy who makes me laugh so hard I spray cola out of my nose. Now he's not sethy-wethy anymore. Must be what it feels like for dad. Wait, I didn't say that. Eww. I just sympathised with the dark side.

"Heyyy guys!" I said, walking towards the oblivious couple. "Mmhmm." Wow, I love being greated so enthusiastically. "Where's Michelle, Flo?" Weird, I thought the fight would have died down by now. The twins NEVER go somewhere without eachother. "I don't care about her." Said Flo, in the breaths between Seth's kisses. Woah! Double take, did Flo just say I don't care about Michelle or am I going loony? "Excuse me?" I asked. "Mmhmm." Ok, this is ridiculous. "Michelle's right." I said, knowing that would hit a nerve. Flo pushed herself away from Seth's tight grasp. "What?" She asked, in a menacing tone. "What's wrong with you? You've changed so much that I don't even recognise you anymore." Poor Seth, girl fights must be confusing. "Well..well...You're just jealous. Everyone's jealous." HA HA HA. "HA HA HA Oh per-lease! Jealous of what? Sethy-wethy?" Seriously girl, are you gonna tell me I'm jealous of my baby brother? "Hey, I'm not called Sethy Wethy!" Seth said. Flo stood there looking half guilty half angry. Well, no time to act on it I'm afraid Flo. I just turned and did the movie thing where the bitch walks off in the middle of a fight. I kept walking until I reached Jacob's house, working up my anger as I cursed Flo. How could she change like this? That wasn't the girl I loved. That was a wolf girl zombie who'd replaced her over night. I knocked on the door a little too hard when I got to Jacob's house. Ok, very hard.

"Hey Ness! Woah, whats with the hole in the door?" All my bottled up anger needed using.
"Shut up." And with full force, I began a long, fierce kiss which lasted all the way to Jake's bedroom. I'de like to say he was the one who forced me to pull myself off him, but no, it was me. sadly, my father's head popped into my face. A scary sight, I know, but hey, thank god it did when it did. Jacob has no self restraint. And besides, I want him alive tomorrow.
"Damn Nessie." He said, breathing harder than a fat guy after a marathon. "Sorry Jake. My father would highly dissaprove of you corrupting my innocence." What a fail, I can never sound posh. He snorted at my efforts though, they were snort worthy. "Innocence. right. Yeah I forgot about Edward. He's going to be a problem." I laughed at jake's creased face. "You'll get wrinkles quicker is you worry too much jakey-boy." I teased. He kissed me playfully. "Whatever Nessie." I let him carry on for a while but the whole Flo-Seth-Michelle thing was really bothering me. "Ok, what's up Ness. You're not with it today." Asked Jake "Seth imprinted on Flo. Michelle isn't talking to Flo. Flo doesn't care. It's all messed up. It's this stupid imprinting thing." Oh crap, the last bit just came out. Totally uncalled for on my behalf. Jake looked at me with a hurt expression. "Is that what you think? That a love so strong and impenetrable is stupid?" He asked me quietly. I looked down at my feet in shame. How could I say something like that? "No, I, I didn't mean it like that. I just meant..." "You just meant that everything is going wrong because Seth imprinted on Flo." I looked up at him, with tears filling in my eyes. "No... Forget it..." There's no way I was letting Jacob see me cry. I ran home.
So this is what it feels like to be a teenager. The irrational emotions and reactions, the mood swings that leave everyone with whiplash, the word vomit & the feeling that everything is always tumbling downhill. It sucks.

"Renesmee? Why are you home so early?" Asked my Grandmother, as I rammed through the door. I hid my head in shame and ran to my room. I just cried for ages. How could I say that to Jake? I knew that imprinting was a fragile issue. And how could Flo do this to her sister and to everyone? I think I must have been crying for about 2 hours until I finally dried out.

Edward P.O.V

At Edinburgh University Darwin neglected medical studies to investigate marine invertebrates, then the University of Cambridge encouraged a passion for natural science.

Give me strength! Renesmee is getting better and better at blocking me out. This is ridiculous. She's crying and no body knows why.

"Bella, we can't just let her cry all evening." I said desperatly. My love looked up at me reassuringly. "Don't worry Edward, she's only being a teeanger. This is perfectly normal. I'm sure she has her reasons. Let her be." I still wasn't too convinced. She'd been up there for nearly two hours.

"Dude, I think your kids got PMS. I can't even hear the TV." "Hilarious Emmet." As per usual, Emmet had some good input to the problem. "Edward, I can go talk to her!" Squealed Alice, keen to do some girl talk. I shook my head firmly, "No Alice. Bella said this is normal, we should leave her alone." My sister's face fell and she walked off with her chin in the air. "Leave her to me Edward," Said Rosalie, walking towards the stairs. I ran infront of her, "No. Did you not just hear me Rosalie?" "Yeah but come on... Bellas not exactly..." I cut her off with a look. So typical Rose to think that she could handle a daughter better than my beautiful wife. "fine." She said, looking at me skeptically. For now, Renesmee could stay upstairs. I'm sure she would come downstairs tomorrow and explain what happened at Jacob's.

Jasper P.O.V

Aghh! This is unbearable, I want to hang myself. Renesmee is overflowing with sadness and anger. Why is no one ever happy? The closest I get to happiness is when I'm sitting next to Emmet, and he and I have a different version of the happy place - mine not envolving any beds or Rosalie. It's like a funeral parlour today. Edward is worried, Bella is masking worry, Rosalie is set to Kill Edward and Alice is a bit put out. Emmet is watching a game on SkySports so i think I'll go sit next to him....