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Did you know, that I have never been able to spell author on the first try? No, you didn't. Anyway, here is the next chapter! Hope you guys like it!
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Chapter 7
-Sabotage for Tigress
Po was looking at all of the boys. He looked over the stairs, the line went all the way to the valley! He looked at each of them, they all looked like jerks. He couldn't believe it! How come they hadn't showed any interest of the tiger before? Well, he didn't care about it now. He was thinking on who would be the person who would set his plan in motion. He looked around and saw a goat, much like Lu-Shi's brother except his fur was darker and shinier, standing there. Po smiled and walked calmly to his side,
"So, you are also interested in dating THE ferocious Master?" Po asked his casually, the goat just nodded with a light chuckle.
"Of course, I mean, she is really hot" Po had to control himself from landing a punch on the guy's face, "And besides, if you date her, you would instantly become the most popular and rich guy in whole China! And all China would be jealous of you" The guy said with a smug grin on his face. Po forced himself to nod.
"Right, well, it looks like you certainly have a competition" He said, looking around pretending to be impressed.
"True, but I have a good chance, unlike you or other guys" He said, not trying to be offensive though, he was just stating what he believed. Po was now gritting his teeth tightly.
"Yeah, well, good luck and tell me if you need help treating that right arm" He responded walking away,
"Wait what?"
"Oh, you haven't heard, Master Tigress beat this guy, and the guys who even get on her nerves, well, they walk out with a broken arm" Po said calmly, as if this was a usual thing, the guy however, widen his eyes while fear started to make its way to his heart. Po smiled, then whispered,
"Well, that is if you are lucky enough for it to just be your arm" The guy swallowed,
"You know, I remembered that I already had a girlfriend… so bye!" The guy ran scared. Po was content, but there were still of guys there trying to make Tigress theirs.
He went to a large group of men and then said,
"Hey, I was told to inform you, that sadly, Master Tigress had already found some guy who 'captured her heart" Some of the guys there weren't convinced, "And told me to tell you that if anyone dares to question her totally real decision, then... Ummm, well, she didn't finished her phrase, but I think it was really bad" Po said with his most confident voice.
Lots of groans were heard and they all started to leave, the majority of them were extremely mad. Po sighed, but when he turned around, he saw that there were at least another 15 guys waiting in line, who either probably didn't heard him or just didn't believe him.
Po sighed, he knew there was an easier solution than lying and shooing them… he could tell Tigress…and he would. He started to slowly walk to the Hall of Warriors, where Tigress was probably interviewing or being the one who is being interviewed.
With Tigress…
She was dragged away by the matchmaker, she was this close (imagine me holding my fingers really close) to ripping the goat's arms apart. But she had no choice but to follow her rather than struggle.
She was lead to a table set for two people, it had a candle in the middle. Tigress was trying to resist the urge to 'accidentally' make the candle fall and set the whole thing on fire. But she didn't. But she didn't sit either, she just leaned to a wall, and when the matchmakers where going to order her otherwise, she just glared at them, leaving her alone.
She sighed, she knew that lots of guys would only be here because of her status, she knew that they would 'love' her mostly to make other jealous, or because of her looks, which honestly she didn't understand since she wasn't the most beautiful girl.
She heard the matchmakers talk to a guy, he had a deep and strong voice. But Tigress was not impressed by it. The guy started to walk to the room, he saw Tigress and smiled. It was a strong, very muscled-defined blonde lion. He went and leaned over the wall next to Tigress.
"So, I must say, you look really h- I mean, pretty" The guy said correcting himself. Tigress just narrowed her eyes.
"My name is Dishi" Tigress couldn't help but to break a smile, not because she liked the name, but it was just ironic that his name was 'man of virtue' when he was showing to be exactly the opposite.
Dishi was eyeing her. Tigress just wanted to punch him, but he knew that the matchmakers were watching her.
"So, what do you like to do?" she asked politely.
"Well, I like seeing pretty girls like you darling" He answered. Tigress just rolled her eyes and crossed her arms across her chest.
"Whatever" She muttered.
"What do you like to do Tigress?" Dishi asked her.
"Is Master Tigress for you. And I like practicing kung fu" She answered, wishing time could go faster.
"Well, besides that, I mean, what do you like to do besides that thing" Dishi asked her again, slightly annoyed.
"I like to um…" She started thinking on what she did outside of practicing, lately Po has been trying to teach her how to cook, and it was more fun than she actually expected it to be.
"I like hanging out with Po" She answered.
"That stupid panda? You got to be kidding me? And here I am thinking you would be a great concubine"
"Excuse me?" She grabbed his by his shirt and pulled him closer, immediately, Dishi seem to have shrunken in fear, intimidated by the feline; he expected her to say something about her not being in a relationship or something like that, but instead, she started threatening about something else.
"EXCUSE ME!? Po IS NOT a stupid panda! He is amazing, but of course you wouldn't know about it. Now get out and never come back, unless you want to see my claws leave marks on your face!" She snarled. Dishi only nodded, since he was afraid that if one more word came out of his mouth he would die… that and he had swallowed all his words and nothing was in his mind but fear.
Tigress let go of his shirt and he immediately got on his fours and ran away. She smiled, satisfied. No one was going to insult her Po… not while she could prevent it.
The matchmakers came stomping on her direction, and by the looks of it, they weren't happy.
"How dare you so that!?" They yelled at her, but Tigress was not going to apologize,
"How dare he insults the Dragon Warrior and even me!?" She replied, the matchmakers groaned frustrated,
"This is exactly why you are still single!" One of them yelled, Tigress was starting to extract her claws when Shifu came in… but Tigress was beyond mad, that single comment just stabbed her… even if she didn't show it.
"Please leave us" Shifu ordered, making them all go quiet and leave. Tigress looked at the ground, while Shifu sighed.
"Tigress, you can't be doing that to guys, but I bet you have a good reason… so give me that reason"
"He insulted Po" She whispered. Shifu just raised his eyebrows.
"Is that all?"
"He wanted me to be his wife, kind of, concubine to be precise… plus he was a show off, and a jerk" She said, Master Shifu just shook his head.
"Tigress, I will allow you that if something like that happens again, you can just order them to go, but don't go and do something like that, besides only 15 more of those and you are done, I heard there were more, but something happened that made them go" He said uneasily. Tigress smiled, glad and grateful to whatever made them go.
Shifu turned around and another guy came in…
She sighed,
'15 more Tigress, only 15 more…'
Well, there you go! Hope you like it! Please leave your reviews! Also thanks to EnvyTheSkunk 'cuz she suggested some ideas, which made this chapter more interesting, so thanks! Anyway, I will update soon!
-Peace out!:)
