Well, ladies and (gay) gents,
I know most of you are probably surprised to see that this is not an obituary. Because the only reason for not updating for so long would be death. Thank several holy figures that I am not dead, I was just exceedingly busy. A lot of things have happened in the last couple of months. Allow me to share them with you...
I got a job at Dairy Queen. Not as glamorous as I deserve, but c'mon, I gotta pay the bills somehow.
Feeney (my beloved cat) disappeared and I'm trying to figure out if he is just too distracted to come home or if he's been sucked back into the fiery pits of hell (because he was definitely a demon).
I had AP exams. They were a bitch.
I've had writer's block, which I hope I'm over.
I got bit by a spider and my leg got infected and swelled up to like 3 times it's normal size. I had to go to the hospital and everything. The infection lasted for almost two months straight and through 2 rounds of antibiotics. Needless to say if you see some anti-spider comments in future chapters you'll know why. I was hoping to gain super spidery powers from the bite, but, as my doctor kindly explained, the infection hadn't spread to my blood, and therefore couldn't alter my DNA. What a shame, I get bit by a spider and I don't even get the cool super powers to go with it.
Well there's my list of excuses! Just letting everyone know I'm not dead and a new chapter should be up soon.
