sorry ive been reeally busy for some unknown reason. um, thats a lie. (Half dead right now, may act stupid)
Disclaimer: i may own three shoe companies four prostitutes and the deed to idaho, but not the teen titans. anyone wanna trade?
Detention: All five titans sat and stared at the black board, completely teacher that day was (yes,everyone called him ) and he wasn't the strictest person there. A chair flew across the room, narrowly missing Raven's face. She didn't even blink. Beast Boy had already told them about Star and Raven being expected to go to cheerleading practice. This was long enough ago that Star already stopped squealing, an amazing thing in itself. Bored! boredom!
A boy walked up to their table suddenly. That was not boring. What was even less boring was the fact that it was the boy that had thrown the water bottle at Raven. Everyone in the room looked over. Well except for the teacher. The boy angled his body so he was facing Raven, diffenitly ignoring Beast Boy. He was all white teeth and blue eyes charm. Flipping his blond hair and taking a model like pose. "Well, you're Raven correct?" Beast Boy simmered. The boy's tone didn't sound insulting, but, flirtatious? He held out his hand as an offering "Collin." Raven stared at the hand untill he sat it down awkwardly. "well, sorrry for the water bottle thing. It was my bad." Raven continued looking at him unintrested. "Well, I just wanted to come over here and tell you we should hang out sometime. I mean, i never noticed before, but you're hot." Beast Boy looked murderously angry.
Raven finally answered him "Well, thank you for the offer but I'd rather fight every villan in this city alone, than hang out."
A look of anger was quickly beatan down and he forced a laugh. "Seriously, it'd be fun."
"I said no. I don't even understand why you would bother talking to me after everything you pulled."
"Like I said, you're hot."
"Funny, I picked up lust from you, but it was more directed twoards Robin." Score one for the empath. Now Collin gave up the nice act.
"Listen, I'm being nice. You do not want me to get angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
Raven snorted."I don't like you already. And that was easily the least threatening comment I have heard in my entire life." She opened her ice tea to take a drink. Before she could he grabbed it though and spilled the entire thing down the front of her shirt.
"Freak." He went to walk away but was stopped when Beast Boy stood in his path. A look of rage was on his face. Collin didn't care though, angry that he just been insulted. "What, she is a freak just like the rest of your freak team." Beast Boy glared at him clenching a fist. "And she is diffenitly the weirdest, bitchiest, and-" Collin didn't finish his sentence. Before anyone could react Beast Boy pulled back a fisst and slammed it into the bastard's face. Not even bothering to shift he tackled him to the ground and began throwing wild punches. Collin in an attempt to get him off of him kicked out, sending Beast Boy Sprawling on the floor. Not staying down for long he stood back up and tried to get back to the blond haired boy. Cyborg grabbed him before he could, holding the smaller teen easily. Collin was being held by Robin, though he didn't put up much of a fight to get back to the infuriated changeling.
Beast Boy calmed down enough to look over at Raven. The empath sat in her chair scowling at him, her blue cloak covering her body. "You brought your cloak to school?" Beast Boy laughed loudly as Raven blushed. The teacher awoke long enough to send the two boys to the office. He also dismissed the rest of the detention. Raven and Starfire made their way to the last 30 minutes of chheer practice. Starfire babbled endlessly about her fear of Beast Boy's punishment. Raven tuned her out. When they arrived they saw the cheerleaaders engaged in a complicated cheer filled with back flips and pyrimids. Starfire switched the subject to the "Funness of this sport." after they finished the girl who had invited Raven and Star to come walked over to greet them.
"I'm so happy that you two could come." The girl jumped up and down and squealed.
Starfie soon followed suit. "Me too!" The two jumped up and down together. A couple others came over and greeted them. Raven being Raven asked exactly what the cheer was, what the purpose of this sport, why the uniforms were so happy. suddenly a silence overcame the small group. The blond who Raven had threataned walked up to the group.
"What are you two doing here?" She spoke confidently though Raven picked up a hint of fear. good.
"You're not joining the team are you?"
Raven ignored the attitude. "No, to busy."
The cheerleader smirked. "Good, we don't want you here anyways."
Starfire hasped. "Friend Raven, why is she being so mean to you?"
Before she could answer the blond did. "Stacy. And i'm not being mean to Raven," Starfire visibly relaxed. "I'm being mean to you to. now run along."
anger swelled inside of starfire. "In my planet we have a word for you. You-you Glorfabag!" Steam practicly erupted from Starfire's ears, this an obvious insult.
Stacy just laughed. "Wow, you aliens are weird. gloghag? what is that even? God, your whole team iss a bunch of freaks!"
If it was even possible Starfire seemed to get even angrier. She rose from a the ground a few inches. Each word Starfire shouted she rose a little more. "You are a mean mean prson who is disrespectful and absolutly horrid!" Stacy grinned even wider. "And, and you are a BITCH!" Raven's eyes widened, surprised. Everyone on the team cursed now and then, but Starfire? Maybe when she was asking what a word meant but not on purpose. Raven almost laughed.
stacy face turned an ugly shade of red. "You know what? You Titans are a load of freaks! nobody wants you here, right?" Stacy turned twoards the other cheerleaders. The looked shocked.
One, a small brunett, spoke up. "Actually Stacy, we do wan them here. We kinda like them." The team behind her nodded.
"Fine" said Stacy . "Practicce is over. anyone on the team should be here tomorrow." She walked away, five or six people following her.
The brunett turned to them. "Okay you two. After we just backed you up you better join the team! I'm the co-captain so I'm able to add you guys to it. So, do your stuff." starfire and Raven looked confused. The brunnett (who's name was Diana) rolled her eyes. "A few flips, maybe a split. anything mildly athletic really." Starfire nodded, and headed out to the center of the field followed by Raven.
"um," spoke up Star. "Should we do that thingy jinx did? She greatly resembled a cheerleader, no?" Raven nodded.
"The one she did on Cyborg while robbing the bank." They nodded to each other and broke into a series of complicated backflips and twirls. this was helped hhreatly by their ability to fly and levitate. At the end of their small demostration the two turned tothe small group who were gaping at them in amazement.
"Friend Raven, did we do something wrong?" Starfire whispered to her.
"I don't know Star, regular teenagers are weird. Star quickly nodded her agreement. Suddenly loud screams of glee could be heard from the group.
"absolutly amazing!"
"Brilliant!"
"Cool!"
"Delightful"
"Eyeopening!"
"Fantastic!"
"Great"
"Stop with the alphabetical order!" Raven shouted. "Does that mean we made the team?"
"If you want it it's yours!" Everyone shouted in unitey.
raven didn't look sure. "Well, we do have a lot to worry about on our shcedules. I don't know if-"
"If you say no we will kill you in your sleep!" Raven looked alarmed.
"Our house has over twothousand defense weapons, more heavly armed than the white house. Do you wanna try?"
"Joking, only joking! But seriously, join. The. Team."
What do you think Star?"
"I wann be a cheerleader! I am very cheery right now!"
"Well the it's decided, you guys are officially cheerleaders."
Starfire and Raven arrived back home a little after Beast Boy. His anger seemed to have disappear quickly, his entire focus on beating Cyborg in the video game. Nobaody bothered changing out of thier regular clothes, and it was really odd seeing everyone relaxing in the tower looking like regular teens. Starfire automatically began to cheer on her friends, she really was a born cheerleader. as the game became more intense Star's cheers became louder. Suddenly beast Boy jumped up and started screaming in glee. "I won, i won! What now Cyborg? What!" Cyborg walked over to a large white board near the TV. Pulling it out it seemed to have his name on the front of it, the rest covered in tally marks. He flipped it over to reveal a back side with beast Boy's name also on it, devoid of all other marks. He put a single line on it, making it look even more lonely than before.
"So, Me- two thousand six hundred and five. You-" He pointed at the dancing green changeliing. " One. In the end, I think we all know who's the winner is." Beast Boy either didn't hear him, or decided to ignore him.
"Woo-hoo. Good job Beast Boy." Raven's voice was still lacking any emotion, but the three other titans stared at her in amazement.
Beast Boy looked confused, and a little frightened. "Um, did you just compliment me?"
"I figured I'll need practice if I'm going to be a cheerleader." Her face was completely serious.
Cyborg jumped up from the couch. "ROBIN! THE WORLD'S ENDING!" He looked around the room like a frightened child, as if checking for Trigon to be resurrected.
Robin entered the room alarmed. "What's wrong?"
Beast Boy and Cyborg shouted out the answer together. "RAVEN'S A CHEERLEADER!"
"Ha ha, very funny guys, now come look at this."Robin muttered "raven? Cheerleader? Very likely." He showed them a small laptop. They peered over Robin's shoulder and looked at a small article online.
Titans. Heros during the day, trouble makers at school.
Apparently the Teen Titans fight for justice and good doing does not extend to school grounds. In a course of a few hours students have been thretaned and attacked, school vandalized, teachers insulted. All of the Titans have been placed in detention, but apparently this wasn't enough to keep these five out of trouble. Beast Boy, the lovable and goofy changeling, have been suspended from attacking another student. reliable sources even states that one student had to be rushed to the hospital for unknown causes. Are the heros who we all emulate really so good? Or are they going to collasp under peer pressure and soon become villans? Or worse, bullies. Students and teachers a like fear these "heros" but can not under state law boot from school. How bad does it has to get before our "heros" Soon become bullies?
"Absolutly and utterly rediculous." Utterred Raven.
Beast Boy was grinning though. "So I'm 'lovable?' Told ya chicks digged me!" He began singing I'm to sexy for my shirt and dancing in the middle of the room. To everyones relief he was soon tossed out of the window by Raven. He fell to the ground unharmed. "Just admit it Rae! You know you want my body!"
"yeah" mutterd Raven on her way back to her room. "Mutilated beyond reconition and stuffed in a morgue."
i am so sorry. Like beyond belief. Like head smash againsta wall sorry. I don' t know why this took so long. I wasn't doing anything of importance really. i'm a bad person and a hypocrit. I ALWAYS get annoyed at people for updating late. I turned ooff my cell, Xed out of facebook and all other sites, and hid my harry potter books. (I just started reading them and am on number five. I love them!) i'm working until 11 ('bout two and a half hours) and will most likely have another installment tomorrow because I feel retarded. Thnx and review!
