Winry put her hands on her hips.
"Where have you been, Ed?" She asked. Ed smiled.
"First, I was looking for something, but ended up destroying a bunch of stuff in the process so I bought everything back that I had destroyed and sent it to the people who they belonged to. It took me awhile though since some stuff was hard to get." Ed told her. Winry sighed.
"You had me worried sick!" She yelled. Ed looked at her concerned face.
"Sorry." He said. He kissed her lightly on the lips. She kissed back. They made out for several minutes. Al opened his door to tell Ed something. He just watched as his brother and best friend made out. Al smiled and slowly shut his door. Ed broke it. "Forgive me?"
"Yeah." Winry said softly and nodded. Ed grabbed her hand.
"Come on." He said as he led her into his room. He sat on the bed with Winry next to him. He held her hand. "Winry?" He asked.
"Yes?" she replied. She stared into Ed's eyes.
"I have to ask you something."
"What?"
"Will you go to the Soldiers Ball with me?"
"Of course!" She laughed. Ed sighed with relief. She wouldn't have bought the dress if she wasn't going to go. Ed smiled.
"Good." Then he stood and held out his hand. She accepted it. Ed stripped his bed and put new sheets on it. "No one would want to sleep in a bed this filthy." He said as he threw the last pillow on. Ed walked to the door. "'Night Winry." He said and shut the door behind him. Winry smiled. Ed would rather have her sleep in a bed then himself. Ed opened the closet door in the main room and pulled out a pillow and blanket. He slept on the couch that night.
The morning after an exciting day,
Winry woke up early as ever and left Ed's bedroom silently. She spotted Ed on the couch sleeping soundly. She walked over to him and crouched down by his face. Ed's face was relaxed and clear. Nothing bothering him. Someone knocked loudly on the door suddenly. Winry jumped and stood up. She walked over to the door and opened it. Breda, Havoc, and Fury stood there with their arms crossed angrily.
"Hello, Miss Winry, Is Edward here?" Fury asked kindly. Winry nodded and let them in. Havoc was the first to spot Ed sleeping on the couch. He smiled maliciously at the sleeping boy. So did Fury and Breda. Breda and Havoc smiled at Winry and rushed her out of the apartment. They shut the door loudly behind her and locked it.
"Hey! What are you doing?" She yelled. She waited angrily for them to let her back inside. Breda, Havoc, and Fury snickered happily as they tore Ed's house apart for the second time. They had set a chair in front of Al's door so he couldn't escape. Though, Al nor Ed woke up at the time of the destruction anyway. By the time the men were done everything except Al's room and the couch Ed was sleeping on was in pieces. They laughed and quickly ran away. Winry ran into the apartment. She gasped.
Later after Ed woke up,
Ed cleaned up while Al slept. He grumbled angrily at the empty fridge and the room that used to look like a kitchen/dining room. Finally Ed finished along with Winry after and hour of transmuting things back to normal and picking up everything else.
"Destroyed my house even after I spent all that time, money, and dignity buying them their porno! Then even making something customized for Fury!" Ed yelled as he threw the last of the trash away. "They are going to pay." He laughed demonically. Winry stared at him.
"You bought porno for them? Why?" She asked. Ed looked at her.
"Remember when I said I destroyed their personal possessions? Well those possessions were stuff related to porn." Ed explained as they walked into Al's room. Ed sat on Al's bed violently. Al sat up and looked at Ed. "Wake up. I'm bored waiting for you." Ed said and stood back up. Al's head fell.
"Alright..." He said sleepily and got out of bed. Ed smiled proudly at his younger brother.
Winry smiled too and left the room. Al put on his uniform. "Hey, brother." He mumbled.
"Yeah?" Ed asked. Al smiled suspiciously and looked at him.
"How far did you get with Winry last night?" Al asked. Ed blushed and put a hand on his hip.
"Nothing happened." He said.
"Oh, really? I happened to have witnessed the make out session you two held." Al laughed.
"That was it! It didn't go farther than that!" Ed yelled. Al nodded.
"As expected of a boy who has no since for passion." Al added.
"What? I have a sense for passion!" Ed yelled.
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yes!" Ed growled "Oh and by the way, before I forget, I need you to come home as early as possible so we can get you a tux." Ed said blankly.
"A tux?"
"Yeah, we're going to the Soldier's Ball." Ed said proudly.
"Why? We've never gone before."
"Ha, but this time I have a plan...and someone to go with." Ed said as he left. He knew Al could put together the rest easily.
"Alright!" Al called as Ed left the room.
At H.Q,
Ed walked into Head Quarters pissed as ever. They're all dead...He laughed in his mind.
Not long before Ed had entered the building,
A man with a light blue uniform entered Mustang's office with a large, medium, and small box. For Breda, Havoc, and Fury. The man set the boxes on each of the men's desks and left. They all had a note written on the outside near where it's destination's name was. Breda's said: Double the porn double the fun right? -Ed.
Havoc's read: It was rather hard to find these, I hope you enjoy them. -Ed
And lastly Fury's was: Your girlfriend is hot, but she's not my type. -Ed The men looked at each other and dove onto their mail. Breda sung as he lifted up the fifth addition to Sex on Fire and the rest of the collection. Havoc looked at the covers of his magazines joyously. He looked at the sky and shouted: "Thank you, Edward!" then looked back at his magazines. Fury took out the tape and pushed it into a VCR nearby. He watched the first 30 seconds and took it out happily. "Your the best Ed!" He yelled and ran around in circles hugging his video. Mustang realized something. There was nothing for him, yet Ed had destroyed his desk as well. He sat dissatisfied as his rejection from being given presents. Just like a kid on Christmas when they realize they got less presents than they did last year. Breda, Havoc and Fury all cheered Ed and laughed as they looked over their presents. Ed threw open Mustang's doors as he had yesterday. They all stared at Ed. He turned to the men furiously. Then smiled maniacally.
"So you got my presents?" Ed asked. They all nodded fearfully. Ed wiped his face then smiled falsely. "YET, YOU DESTROY MY HOUSE A SECOND TIME!" He yelled demonically. The all shrunk.
"We're sorry, Ed! We'll fix it! We're sorry! Show mercy all powerful one!" They begged. Mustang smiled, amused. Ed laughed.
"You will be sorry after you pay me back." He said. Breda, Havoc, and Fury were on the floor at Ed's feet bowing. They looked at him fearfully now imagining what he'll do. Ed walked over to the new file cabinet and took out three files labeled: Breda, Havoc, and Fury. Ed walked out the door laughing. Plotting his revenge. Though his revenge was nothing, but to scare them...for now. The men looked at Mustang.
"Protect us all mighty boss!" They bowed to him now. Mustang crossed his arms.
"You messed with the bull you got the horns. Now you'll be getting the hoof and horns though since you didn't learn your lesson the first time." He told them and turned towards the window in his spinney chair. Hawkeye smiled at how much the Colonel learned. Carma doesn't effect Ed and Al anymore, only because they are the Carma.
