A/N: OMG I'm soooo sorry for taking so long to post another chapter! I have been very busy!

Chapter 7

Crowely's POV

"Yeah okay! Thanks anyways." Dean snaps his phone shut. Apparently Bella had possession of this sword a few years back and sold it to some buyer. He's trying to figure out who she sold it to but so far dead end.

"Squirrel! Don't worry we will find it. I can ask around, see if any demons have seen it." I teleport myself to Hell. It has been such a nicer place since I took over. I walk up and down the line asking random demons if they have seen the sword. Nothing! I return to Bobby's to tell them of my findings.

"Sorry squirrel! Demons have never heard of it." Dean grunts his acknowledgement. Castiel gives me a confused look. "What is it feathers?" I ask him.

"Maybe an angel will know. And I think I know which angel." Cas gets up and gets the ingredients to summon an angel.

"Well long time no see Castiel! Although I was having lunch in Paris so please make this quick." A snarky voice came from behind me.

"Balthazar!"

"Yes! Now what do you need Cas?"

"Do you have the Horse Head Falcata? It is in your best interest to give it to us if you have it."

"What makes you think I have it?" This Balthazar character is annoying. I hope he doesn't stay long.

"Do you have it or not!" Dean yells at him. I can tell Dean is not too patient with this guy. I don't blame him.

"Yes! Alright I have it. I will give it to you. But…"

"But what?" Dean snaps.

"You let me join you! That is the only way I will give it to you!"

"Alright fine. Just give us the damn sword."

"Very well. Here Cas."

"Thank you Balthazar."

"Yay! Balthy is staying with us!" Gabriel runs in the room and leaps onto Balthazar, hugging him tightly.

"Hello Gabriel! Word through the grapevine is that you are going to marry a Winchester!"

"You betcha! Samsquach here is also carrying my child. Though we have two pregnant people here at the moment."

"Who else is pregnant?"

"Meg!" Meg walks up next to Dean.

"Hi I'm Meg. I'm a demon" She flashes her eyes black then back to their normal state.

"Yes I meant to ask earlier. Why are there demons here?" He gestures towards me and Meg.

"I am the king of Hell and I demand respect! She's just a whore dating one of your brothers." I shout at the bloody bastard.

"Which of my brothers impregnated you?" Balthazar asks looking worried.

"I did!" Samandiriel comes forward and holds Meg's hand.

"Oh! I never would have thought that you would ever get laid by anyone! Hm! Guess I was wrong. Though I am happy for you! Now what is this business with the sword? Why do you need it?"

"God killed Gabriel because he was pregnant with Sam's kid. Now God is after Cas and the triplets. No doubt he will come for Alfie and Meg especially since Meg is a demon. God's a piece of shit if you ask me." Dean tells him.

"I see! Well count me in!"

"Dean! I think we should call Kevin and Charlie and tell them to come here. It would be safer for them." Sam tells Dean.

"Yeah you're right. Call Kevin, I'll call Charlie!"