I don't know how long this chapter is going to be yet so just get comfy and enjoy...
Puck had discarded Liam's belongings at the bottom of the stairs and was spread out along the couch, stuffing his mouth with Doritos. Sabrina took this as her cue to show the prince around, explaining sleeping arrangements while trying to ignore the constant smiles being flashed in her direction. Finally, Brina lead Liam into the living room, offering him a cup of hot chocolate.
"Can I have one too 'darling'?" Puck yelled from his fixed position on the sofa.
"You have legs don't you?" Sabrina protested from the kitchen.
"Unfortunately yes, but that doesn't mean I don't expect you to wait on me hand and foot! And, I'm a hundred percent sure Liam also has a pair of legs which he can use to get up and make himself a drink; if he wishes to do so."
"Liam doesn't know where the coco is though, does he, you mong?"
Puck rolled his eyes and sighed, focusing once again on the TV screen, purposely taking no notice of the boy sat next to him. Liam was still, perched on the edge of a chair as if knowing any minute now, Puck may turn round and break his perfectly defined jawline. What a knob the fairy thought, supressing a smirk. The prince leant forward staring with wonder at the cans on the table.
"What's are those?" He asked quizzically.
Puck grunted. "They're Dogfish Head, you want one?" He said, not taking his attention away from the screen.
"Oh my God, Puck! Why are you drinking a dogfish's head? That's barbaric!" Liam stood up hastily, his mouth agape.
"Dude, that's the name of the beer! Chill out."
"Beer?"
The fairy nodded, but as he turned to see Liam's expression, the realisation hit him. The prince didn't know what the bottles were. "You're kidding me right? You've never tried beer?"
Liam furrowed his brow.
"You'll like it, I promise. Try some." Puck said sincerely, handing Liam the can. He took a sip and grimaced.
"It tastes foul."
"I'm not the only one who drinks it you know, Sabrina does too. Actually, I'm sure she mentioned it being her favourite beverage, especially after discovering its better for your skin than water!" Puck looked Liam dead in the eye.
"Well, we've both see Sabrina. Her skin is beautiful, she looks like a porcelain doll; so delicate. Hand me that bottle again, I'm sure a few more sips wouldn't hurt." Liam gulped down the whole can and wiped his mouth.
'as easy as tricking a baby.' Puck pushed another towards the boy. "Think you'd be able to stomach another, Mr Hard-man?" Liam took the drink with a smile and swallowed it in one.
A few minutes past until Liam fell back against a cushion. "Wow, I feel a little light-headed."
Sabrina walked into the room, two mugs in hand. She placed them down on a stack of books and turned to Puck.
"I got your drink stinky."
"Thank you peasant." Puck's mischievous, green eyes lit up. Sabrina followed his gaze to Liam who was lying down on the sofa, breathing deeply.
"PUCK! what the heck did you do?"
"He hadn't tasted beer before so I gave him a few."
"Oh my god, how many is a few?" Sabrina raced over to Liam, pressing her hand against his forehead.
"Like three... might've been four... the cheeky bastard stole mine." the teenager complained.
"He's burning up. It's not even five o'clock and you've already intoxicated our guest. I thought you were passed that!"
"Well, I guess not."
Sabrina and Puck stood over Liam until he smiled and propped himself up against a cushion.
"Are you okay Liam?" Sabrina questioned.
"Yeah, I feel fine, just a little hot, may I open a window?"
Sabrina nodded and watched as the Prince let in a gust of wind from outside. He stared out of the glass for what felt like hours, Puck and Sabrina taking a seat on the sofa to observe him. "You know the two of you are blessed to live in a place like this. I wish I had a family as big as yours, I get so lonely at times. If only I had someone to spoil with my money. I'd shower them with affection, gifts, everything I had. I want someone I could love every day and never expect anything in return but their company."
Sabrina felt Puck stiffen beside her. She knew Liam was poking at a subject that wasn't open for discussion but he continued anyway, "I mean, Brina, If you were mine, It'd be me making you hot chocolate and craving your attention all the time, never the other way round."
Puck's fist's curled into balls. "I tell you what then Liam, why don't you go and find this 'someone' right now. Stop staring out the window like a lost puppy dog, download tinder and hook up with a bird. As soon as she sees your electronic, cushioned toilet and limited edition iPhone 7, I'm sure she'll do anything to kiss your royal ass."
"Puck, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offended you. Of course I'll leave now if that's what you want." Liam's wide eyes danced from the boy with steam fuming from his ears to the girl avoiding his gaze.
Puck turned to Sabrina and softened his expression, "What do you think Brina? Should we rid this house of our royal pest?"
Sabrina smiled sourly at him, "Can I please talk to you for a moment?" She grabbed Puck's hoodie, not giving him a chance to reply and yanked him into the downstairs toilet, slamming the door behind them.
"Puck, what are you doing? Liam is here for another twenty hours and then you never have to lay eyes on him again so, please, PLAY NICE."
The fairy boy bit his lip stubbornly but followed Sabrina back to the couch. As they entered the room, they found Liam on the floor, another beer in hand. Sabrina turned wearily to Puck.
"We're taking him upstairs so I can see if Uncle Jake has anything to clear his head, this prince is about to have one serious hangover."
I'm leaving it there for now, Its a long chapter and next you will finally get to see some flirting!
