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Anyway! SORRY about the late update! I had about 800 words of the chapter written, and then I did something stupid and mindlessly deleted all of the files on my computer, excluding music.
Ah. All of my writing and school assignments, gone!
So! You better enjoy this chapter…
CHAPTER 7: Re-match! You tired yet?
"I wonder how much everyone's changed…" I giggled, picturing my friend's faces in my mind again.
"Probably a lot. With those sadists as their teachers, some of them may be willing to kill their opponent, disregarding their emotional ties completely, so you might very well be killed. Ah well we're nearly there, so I guess you'll find out, right?" Konan-F smirked, fixing up the origami flower next to my pony-tail.
She gave me this when we finished our training this morning.
Now we kind of match, except my hair is longer and in a ponytail, whereas hers is shorter and in a bun.
Pein's Deva path walked on my right through the dirt path surrounded by trees.
I still feel sick, seeing Yahiko's face. But I know the story behind it now.
Why is he here, anyway? Well, Konan is Pein's messenger 'Lady Angel' and they have to be around their village, you know?
So that's where I've been in the past 24 months, and, man I never thought I'd get used to rain.
The reunion would happen just outside the village, I was pumped with adrenaline.
I mean, who knows what abilities everyone possesses now!
"Look! I think that's Sasori!" Konan-F pointed to two shadows in the distance.
I felt the anticipation in my stomach.
"Go ahead, If you'd like." Pein shrugged, as my eyes lit up and I started bolting towards the figures, before leaping at the smaller one.
"I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" I cried, hugging the life out of it, and at one point, I might have kissed it.
"GET OFF ME, YOU CRAZY BITCH!" I head a… rather masculine voice roar.
Pinned bellow me was Sasori-M, looking VERY pissed off.
I felt my face go red.
"I am… SO sorry…. I just assumed the FEMALE would be the feminine one!" I laughed nervously, oblivious to Sasori-M's venomous glare.
I turned to my old friend, who was giggling like crazy.
"My god, you REALLY wanted me bad, didn't you?" She laughed, as I took in her appearance.
Her curly red locks fell down to her waist, and she wore a basic red short-sleeved blouse and loose pants.
She was so simple with her wardrobe, unlike me, who was wearing a dark sleeveless turtleneck unbuttoned waist down, revealing my navel piercing, a black skirt slitted at the left thigh, white shorts and the same shoes me and Konan-F bought in chapter 5.
"You're both hotter than I remember, Heh." A voice a recognised as my insane little science-nerd.
"Deidara, you've lost your crazy, I see." Sasori-M noted, raising a brow at her outfit.
She wore black shorts, sandals and a black jacket over a fishnet top.
"My, my- someone's looking pink." Deidara-M spoke, glancing right past us.
I turned to see Itachi, Kisame and their male equivalents, walking towards us.
Itachi, wearing her hair in its usual side-ponytail, and wearing a pink dress-like thing, and black pants under it.
Kisame had cut her blue hair short, and it was now it cute little pigtails.
She wore a dark-blue jacket and black pants.
Then there's only…" I trailed off as Kakuzu-M and Hidan-M walked towards us, looking totally unamused and tired.
I opened my mouth to ask where their female equivalents were, when-
"NINJA ART: WHIRLWIND DANCE!" A VERY, VERY Kakuzu sounding voice called.
We all let our jaws drop to the floor as trees flew like birds, ending up in little pieces on the ground.
"That all you got?" A Hidan-like voice called back.
Kakuzu and Hidan moved their fight over to our area, and my eyes nearly fell out of their sockets.
Kakuzu had one ARM CUT OFF, and, Hidan looked like she's just been sliced my thousands of butcher knives.
"What the…" Sasori trailed off, looking at Kakuzu-M and Hidan-M questioningly.
"They've been at it for nearly four days now." Kakuzu-M muttered.
"F-four DAYS, UN?" Deidara-M stammered, eyes wide.
Hidan was swinging around a MASSIVE HATCHET, and Kakuzu was belting out elemental techniques like there was no tomorrow.
One things was for sure. They WERE trying to kill each other.
Legitimately.
They wanted the other to die.
As in, never come back.
"My god… Well, they probably can't fight for much longer anyway." Sasori sighed, sitting down on the dirt.
Yeah, well… 16 HOURS or so later, Kakuzu was on her knees, exhausted and chakra-drained.
Hidan… wasn't even panting. She didn't look tired in the slightest.
"That's it… I'm done." Kakuzu huffed.
Hidan frowned.
"WHAT? BULL SHIT! I barely got to fucking do anything!" She cried.
"I'm literally about the die!" Kakuzu snapped, gesturing Kakuzu-M over.
"Please sew on my arm…" She muttered, as he proceeded to do so with those weird tentacle things of his.
"That's fucking gross." Hidan muttered, high-fiving Hidan-M with a triumphant smirk.
"That's some impressive stamina." Pein commented.
Hidan-M turned to him blankly.
"She can fight for ten days straight without any fucking fatigue! It's so fucking annoying when we spar!" He shouted.
My eye twitched.
"Well… Fuck." I spoke, watching Deidara rush over to Kakuzu's side.
"I can heal you…" She offered, as Kakuzu merely nodded.
"Impressive…" Sasori acknowledged, watching Deidara heal Kakuzu with ease.
"Yeah, she's great at it, un." Deidara-M boasted, looking proud.
"Well, I think Kisame and Deidara were supposed to fight next…" Pein started, "But Kisame is incapable of fighting at the current time?" He trailed off, looking at Kisame-M who nodded in confirmation.
"Itachi vs Deidara?" I guessed, and he nodded. Sasori and I exchanged confused looks.
Deidara-M cheered on his blonde pupil, and Itachi smiled at Itachi-M politely.
I know right? Itachi? polite? WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO?
The two teens stood in front of each other, not moving until Itachi made some hand seals, before bringing her hands up to her eyes.
With that, Deidara started acting weird, looking around, shouting random things, before falling to the ground, panting heavily.
She got up again, throwing shurriken at nothing.
But she paused, biting her lip hard, blood trickling down her chin.
"Kai..." She whispered.
"Kai… Kai!…. KAI!" She formed the sign of the tiger, before falling down, trying to catch her breath.
Itachi smiled.
"Impressive. It took you a while, but you saw through my Gen-jutsu." She acknowledged.
Deidara gripped her shurriken pouch, opening it, and pulling out…
"A soldier pill." Sasori blinked, smirking.
Itachi performed some hand seals before spewing a big ass fireball from her mouth.
Deidara, rolled to the side in time, and threw three kunai at Itachi.
Itachi leaped away once she spotted the explosive tags attached to them.
A giant ditch was formed from the explosion that followed.
Deidara ran forward, extremely controlled chakra forming around her hands, and she started swinging at Itachi, using her hands as 'scalpels.'
"If that so much as brushes her, she could very well die." Sasori-M muttered.
"The brat's gotten… really quite good…" Sasori smirked placing her chin in her hands.
I raised an amused eyebrow at her somewhat loving expression.
I opened my mouth to tease her, but heard a gut clenching scream coming from the battlefield.
I whirled my head around, to see one of Deidara's chakra scalpel-hands pierced through Itachi's torso.
"What the…" I trailed off, sweat trickling down my temple.
Sasori's eyes widened.
"That's a vital point!" She gasped in disbelief.
Itachi-M called the match, quick to get over there, and remove Deidara's arm.
"Heal her." He spoke calmly, but somewhat urgently, turning to Deidara.
Deidara nodded, pressing her blood-soaked hands on the wound and performing the mystical palm technique.
Itachi kept a firm grip on Itachi-M's wrist, in agony, gritting her teeth together.
"Use more Chakra, un." Deidara-M called in a bored tone, obviously not having any regard for Itachi's life.
Deidara nodded, strengthening the technique.
After a good five minutes, Itachi's would was mostly healed up.
She got to her feet with Itachi-M's help, and meekly congratulated Deidara on her victory.
Itachi had changed.
What could have possible renewed her personality like that?
Sasori crept up behind me.
"A bit fishy, those two…" She smirked at the two Itachi's.
I blinked, following her view.
Itachi-M was wrapping bandages around Itachi's stab-wound.
I smirked in sudden realisation.
"Who, Kisame and Kisame-M?" I grinned, as Sasori picked up on my lame joke.
She snickered, nudging me playfully.
"Now, we have a fight, sista." Sasori chuckled.
I grinned back.
"Bring it."
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YAY! New chapter soooooooonnnn!
Sasori-VS Konan.
Y'all excited?
You should be. Because their fight is epic. I promise you.
