"Mega Man Starforce: The Show"
Chapter 7 –Episode 6:
I'm back with another episode!
"Hello, world, this is Beast Out Ghost, and I'm the presenter of the probably best show…" I said, as I appeared, with a suit and a hat, with some sort of tissue in front of my face, so no one would see it.
"… Mega Man Starforce Show!" the public said, in euphoria, for seeing me at the stage.
"Ok, ok, and… here are the players for this night: Geo, Sonia, Pat, Jack, Angie, KG, Shun, Mary, Zoey, Solo, Kidd, Ace and Queen Tia." I said, as the characters entered the stage and sat down in their luxurious arm chairs. "Let's begin with the questions, from trader: Solo, how did you get Laplace?" (interesting question, must admit)
"Mu ruins." Solo answered, like if he didn't cared about the show at all.
"…Fun Killer. Anyway: Laplace, why are you so quiet?" Laplace appeared, but he didn't answer. "Hey! Answer!" I said, but he still wouldn't talk. "Just like the owner… Let's continue: What's the fear of each one of you? (great question for blackmailing /w/ )
"Ghosts." Geo answered.
"Being alone…" Sonia answered, looking downwards, towards her hands, with a sad expression.
"Awwww…" the public said, feeling sorry for Sonia.
"Being abandoned." Pat answered, with the biggest calm of the world.
"Fire." Shun answered, with an innocent face.
"Same as Pat." Akito answered.
"My family being killed." Jack answered, quite embarrassed.
"Losing Queen." Ace answered, full of certain.
"… Losing Ace or Jack…" Queen answered, blushing a bit, as she quickly looked at Ace.
"Being incapable of realizing my dream." Kidd answered, trying to call some attention.
"Nothing…" Solo answered, as he closed his eyes. (smug bastard… How many times I've kicked his ass in MMSF3? A lot of them!)
"I sincerely don't know… maybe snakes." Angie answered, uncertain.
"Sharks." Mary answered, as Akito pouted. "Just kidding! I don't like vampires."
"For me, it's insane people." Zoey answered.
"I got everything in tape… Let's proceed! Zack, why do you seem so useless?"
"Because I can't EM wave change." Zack answered, in the corner of the room, sitting down, with a depression aura surrounding him.
"Poor you…" Sonia, Angie and Mary said, feeling sorry for Zach.
"Hey!" Geo, Pat and Akito said, in unison, with one of those comic faces.
"And let's see the dares: Read Solo's Diary!... What do you mean, you can't find it?" I asked an assistant of mine.
"Cuz I don't have one." Solo said, glaring at me.
"Grrr… The next one is… Geo and Sonia can't make out for a whole day."
"Say whaaaaaa~?" the contestants, besides Geo, Sonia and Solo, asked, as they looked at Geo and Sonia, blushing a bit.
"We have cameras, by the way. Let's proceed: Luna, you can order Solo around like a servant for 5 minutes."
"Yes!" Luna said, as she appeared from the backstage.
After making Solo clean her mansion, her dad's car and using him as a feet rest support, the 5 minutes had already passed.
"Now… it's the exact opposite: Solo, order Luna round like a servant."
"Don't need to. I don't want an immature brat like her making tasks."
"Solo…" Luna said, slightly blushing (like, only with girl vision was possible to see), holding her hand up her cheek. She walked slowly to the backstage again, and Sonia laughed a bit, but it wasn't a laugh of mock, but yes of kindness.
"That was… odd. Let's see… um… Luna and Solo, you'll have a love potion drinking contest."
"Say what?" Luna asked, as she appeared from the backstage again.
After setup:
"Each one of you will drink one shot of this love potion one by one, by turns. In five minutes, I'll come back here to see what's happening."
"Do I… do I really have to drink this?" Luna asked, afraid that something could happen.
"Yes, you have. Getting back here, we have questions from Lionheart0910: Are the warriors ever going to be updated, other than Geo? Well yes, of course. Geo, how do you keep hold of so much power?"
"I'm simply amazing." Geo answered, trying to be a little smugly, but it seems that it has to be something you're born with.
"Luna, what do you think about the EM warriors? Hey, Luna, you hear me? Oops, I forgot, no sound. She can't hear a thing. I have to ask that later. Let's go to the dares! Geo, you have to say I love you to Luna and Sonia, you must sit down and see the whole thing."
While they were protesting, I went to go get Luna, and luckily for me, neither she nor Solo had drunk a single shot. I pulled her to the stage again and it was everything to the dare. Geo sat down across Luna, and Sonia was right in front of both of them to see the whole thing.
"Hey, uh, Luna…" Geo said, trying to say it but he couldn't continue the sentence.
"Yes?" Luna asked, slightly blushing.
"I… I… I'm sorry but I can't continue the sentence!" Geo said, as he stood up, not completing the dare.
"Geo…" Sonia said, smiling. Geo turned around just to see Sonia dashing towards him and throwing herself against him, as they began to make out.
"Two incomplete dares? They are really gonna suffer. Moving on… Hey, you two, end it already." I tried to warn them, but they continued to make out in the middle of the floor. "Ok, you're making me remember I don't have girlfriend and that really depresses me, so stop it already!" They simply continued…
"Give it up, Ghost. They are the masters of ignoring people when making out." Pat said, as I returned to my normal state and put a curtain in front of Geo and Sonia, so they would receive at least some privacy. I'm not that cruel.
"Let's see, what's more…? All of you have to make an impression of Goofy."
"No!" everyone yelled at me.
"Why isn't everyone making the dares? Don't you know what happens if you don't make them?"
"Nope, not a clue." Jack answered, standing back a bit, relaxed.
"I will call a friend of mine… muwahahahah!"
"I'll try to do it." Kidd Gruff said, as he stood up. He put some strange complicated mechanism that even I don't understand. He stepped on a toy car, which made him go through the stage, hitting multiple objects. While that Kidd tried to make those sounds Goofy makes, and at the end, he was sent against the wall, head first, making him stuck. "Help me!"
"Well, he does have the guts to do it." Pat said, as he and Ace stood up and tried to take Kidd off the wall.
"Before putting Luna back there, we need to drag Solo here again for this dare." I put Luna back to the drinking contest, and Solo hadn't drunk a thing yet. I dragged him to the stage to make the final dare. "Solo, you have to smile."
"What?" Solo asked, glaring at me with those crazy red eyes.
"It's what the dare says."
"*Sight*… Let's try this." Solo said, as he closed his eyes and make his face visible to everyone to see his face. He made an attempt to smile, but wasn't capable. Then, he took a deep breath and made a very little half-smile, but only lasted for 2 seconds.
"Didn't think it was possible." Akito said, quite amazed.
"Go back to the drinking contest. Now, let's see the questions of Denizen Of Madness: Pat, who would win in a fight? You or Rey?"
"I sincerely don't have the most little clue."
"Hey, Solo, you back there, can you say why you are so emotionally stunted?" There was no response. "Hmm… Probably Luna can't hear us too, so this question is only for Jack: Look within yourself and explain why most people hate you."
"Say what?" Jack asked, quite astonished. "No one hates me."
"And you can pretend to believe that. Moving on: Sonia, time for you to make a sing-off with Hatsune Miku."
"What? I wasn't hearing." Sonia said, as she and Geo came from behind the curtain.
"Here is your plane ticket. Come back here tomorrow and show us a video for us to see who one."
"Certainly." Sonia said, as she quickly kissed Geo and left the building waving goodbye.
"I hope she wins." Geo said, hoping that Sonia would win the contest.
"Solo, you have to swim in an Olympic sized pool filled with purple jello." An assistant approached me and whispered to my ear something. "What do you mean, we don't have that much purple jello? Go buy it. Uh? The stores are closed? Go ask for the neighbors. Uh? They ran away? And nobody has seen them since? Well, I'll try to import jello enough for the next time. Either way or another, Solo must have already drank at least one shot of that love potion. Let's see… the final dare is for all of you to read the worst fanfic ever written: My Immortal."
"Can't be that bad." Pat said, as they all approached the computer.
After reading it all:
"I take back what I said…" Everyone had a traumatized face.
"Sonia escaped from a good one." Jack added.
"Now, let's see how Luna and Solo are getting along."
At the room:
"Here goes nothing." Luna said, as she drank a shot of the love potion and looked at Solo.
"…" Solo drank a shot too and looked at Luna.
"It has a strange flavor… sweet but salty. Here goes another." Luna drank another shot, and Solo made the same. They continued the drinking until they couldn't drink anything more. They looked at each other. Luna was blushing madly, little tired on the arms. "You feel anything diferent?"
"My head is twisting a bit." Solo said, looking to the side, like if he didn't care, but as all girls can, Luna detected a very slight blush on his face.
"I peeped and they drank the whole bottle of love potion. Well, it seems that it is the end, let's see what happens to those two next time, and see you next time in Mega Man Starforce Show!"
Will you send me questions? Will you send me dares? Did you know that you can send 15 questions in a row, right? Review, like, ask for more, and…
Bye, remember, BEAST OUT!
