Uriah's POV

"Dauntless because I'm not a pansy cake." I yell.

"Fun." She says, and comes out a few minutes with her face cleaned. "Come on Uriah." We disappear again back to the bedroom.

"Don't be pulling shit!" Zeke yells. "She's mine!"

"I wouldn't date this princess in a million years!" I yell back.

"What are you talking about Uriah!" Christina yells. "You're the Princess, she should be the one not wanting to date the princess!"

"Marlene!" Shauna yells. "Come here." Marlene walks in the bedroom, and Shauna gets into action.

"Okay, you dare is that you're coming out of the closet, and you have to find a gay guy, and take him to your mom while you're in some of Marlene's clothes. Trust me, we'll make you gay." Marlene smirks, and goes to her dresser. She picks out some black spandex from her drawer, and picks a shirt from my dresser.

"Put these on." She says, and throws the clothes to me, and then they turn they backs so I can change. I put on the tight spandex, and then put on my shirt. I look in the mirror on the wall and groan.

"What's going on in there?!" Lynn yells.

"Oh nothing." Marlene yells.

"I'm done." I tell the girls. They turn around, and try not to die of laughter.

"Okay. Put these on, while Marlene and I do your hair and makeup." I grunt, and sit on the bed. Marlene leaves the room, and comes back with her supplies.

Marlene works on my hair, spiking it to the side. Shauna is applying foundation, and doing something to my eyebrows. After what seems like hours of torture, I'm done. I look in the mirror, and groan.

"You could seriously pull of the gay guy look." Marlene says.

"Shut up Mar." I say, and she holds a hand to her heart, with a mock hurt expression.

"Marlene, your job when we get to Hana's is to bawl."

"I'm dead." I say as I open the door.

"About time." Zeke says, and looks at me for a second, then whips his head back.

"What the hell?" Tris says.

"I knew my little brother was always gay. He just needed some coaxing to come out of the closet." Zeke

"Shut up Zeke."

"He's just telling the truth. We've been betting for a while that Marlene was just a cover up." Four says, backing Zeke up. "Haven't we."

"Yep."

"I knew Pansycake was a gay word and that's why you used it." Will says. "I mean, no guys except for you here has used that word."

"His dare gets better." Shauna says. "He has to find a gay guy here in Dauntless and take him to your mom while Marlene cries."

"That is my evil sister." Lynn says.

"Oh how you are going to get attacked verbally by your mother." Christina says.

"And physically. She can smack hard." I moan. "Let's get this over with."

"I'm going to go to record all of it for evidence." Shauna says. "Lynn come on you're coming too."

"Okay." Lynn says, getting up.

"Before we leave, Four man Candor or Dauntless." I ask him.

"Candor."

"If you had to trade girlfriends with someone, who would you choose in this room?"

"It'll never happen because number one my ass would be beaten by both Tris and Zeke, and number two I love Tris too much and Zeke loves Shauna too much also, and I wouldn't do that to Zeke. But I would have to choose Shauna."

"Aww thanks Four." Shauna says.

"That's my smart husband." Tris says. Then we head for the door to seal my "fate" as Marlene calls this stupid dare. Little did Marlene or anyone know that she was going to get proposed to, except for Shauna.

Four's POV

"Christina Candor or Dauntless." I ask Chris.

"Dauntless even though you're dares are usually scary." She says.

"Have Tris to take you to the darkest, scariest place she knows of in Dauntless." I state. "Seriously?" She moans.

"Come on wimpette." Tris says, getting up, and walking towards the door. "We'll be back in a little while." I spring into action.

"I know exactly where Tris is going to take her. I know a shortcut that she doesn't know about. They are going to have to go down the dark halls and scare themselves more before they get there. If we leave now, we can get there and when they get there, jump out and scare them." I say.

"You're growing up son." Zeke says.

"Thanks Dad." I say sarcastically.

"This is going to be great." Will says.

"What's going on with you and Christina? You guys haven't touched all night." Zeke asks Will as we head for the door.

"I don't know. She's usually always touchy, so I don't know." Will replies.

Uriah's POV

It took forever, but we found a gay guy, and as soon as we left Marlene starts to cry and puts on a show.

"How could you do this to me?!" She sobs.

We find a gay guy in the Pit, and I talk to him about how I needed to tell my mom and wanted him to come with me. He agreed, and when we got to my mother's, she must have known it was a joke for some reason, because she kept her cool and didn't smack me. At the ending, Lynn does me a favor.

"Okay dude. He's not gay, this was just a dare." Lynn clarifies. He leaves silently.

"Thanks Lynn."

"No problem princess." She says. I get down on one knee, and Shauna hands me the box that she's been holding for me.

"Marlene, will you marry me?" I say as I open the box.

"Of course!" She yells, and cries for real this time. I slip the ring on her finger, and then get up and she hugs and kisses me.

"I love you." She says.

"I love you too. Let me tell you though that was the most nervous time I've ever had." I say, and everyone laughs.

Four's POV

We are at the spot in less than 10 minutes, and it will at least be a minum of 5 minutes maybe ten before Tris and Christina get here. We hide, and wait.

Christina's POV

"We've been walking forever." I whine.

"We're almost there. If you get scared just hold my hand." Tris says. After hearing a sound, I grab her hand.

"Better Princess?" She asks.

"Better." I reply. "Are you sure there's no shortcut."

"Not that I know of." She remarks.

"So, the point of this is to walk down these halls, and scare yourself until you get there, and scare yourself even more?"

"Basically."

"Oh great." I mumble under my breath. We walk in silence, and I flip out when a moth comes at me and lands on me.

"Get it off! Get it off!" I scream, moving and swatting.

"It's off." Tris laughs.

Will's POV

We hear Chrisitna scream "Get it off! Get it off!" and start laughing lightly.

"She'e encountered a moth." I say.

"They aren't far." Four says.

Tris's POV

To be honest I'm scaring myself as we go on.

"It's not so bad." Christina says as we are a few feet away from the scary place.

"I'm guessing they want us to walk through it, and come back." I say. We walk, and we hear a sound.

"Come on." I say, and we press on. Suddenly, three figures jump out at us.

"Aggghhh!" We scream, and we hear laughter.

"Pregnant woman here!" I yell, and suddenly freeze.

"Wait. What?" Four says.

"Surprise." I say.

"No. What did you just yell." Four asks.

"Pregnant woman here. Four, you are going to be a father." Suddenly I'm being picked up.

"I love you." He says.

"We love you too." I say, and everyone there congratulates us.

"Have fun with the mood swings." Will says, and Christina smacks him.

"My son is finally a man." Zeke says.

There Tris told him, and Uriah proposed to Marlene. Happy? Reviews and suggestions and constructive criticism welcome. Thanks for reading and supporting Sick? I love you al ~Fourtris2002