Chapter 7
I swear my content would be like at least 50% better if didn't reformat my shit like who do you think you are my mom screw of
Larry walked through the halls of Bowser's castle, calling for the princess and rattling a can of cat food. "Peach! Kss kss kss! Come here!" he called for her.
But the princess didn't come. She was no where to be found! Oh No! Larry kept searching because hes a stubborn asschild. He searched everywhere he could think of searching as he went further up the castle.
Meanwhile
Peach ran around the house for several minutes, which really isnt very smart tbh since shes wearing heels uh
"Haha! I tricked them! Nice Job, Rob Bob!" The princess said to herself. Though eventually she had to stop running, because heels are just. Just awful. "Dude where am i even" She was right shes fucking lost. "Im right im fucking lost. I need to find a way out..." Peach stepped towards the window and sighted out, looking at the fools searching for her. "Ahaha! Silly billies! Why would I be ou wait"
"Peach! Heeere!" Peach heard someone, Larry obviously because he didn't learn to speak english until pretty late and thats ok, call from the floor below. Peach began to panic, she had to hide, but the temptation of the rattling food tin was so strong!
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"Seen anything yet bro?" Luigi asked his bro.
"I've seen some stuff man.."
"Mario this is serious business we need to get PROFESIONAL! Dude!"
"Hey look over here!" wario yelled over to his friends. The heroes in overalls ran over to their companion
Before them layed an egg.
"What" Waluigi asked confused
"Exactly like why the hell is an egg just laying out in the wild? I mean its a chicken egg, its even cold what the fuck what the Fuck" wario responded.
"wARI I was gonna yell at you but like why is there a chicken egg here." Luigi said.
"You think we could still use it or is it too dirty already?" Waluigi asked.
"Waluigi!" wario said scolding him along with the rest of his comrades. Waluigi looked away in shame.
From a bush a few meters away Ludwig watched them.
"Oh he's just too good. Why must we be forbidden, my prince?" he said.
"Are you talking about that purple guy again? You've been with him for like a day." Iggy said, searching and being productive unlike SOMEONE
"You don't understand Iggy. He's not like the others... This one is special. He knows and understands that not using that egg would be a complete waste of resources and life!"
"thats gay"
"you're gay"
"Face it Ludwig, its never gonna happen. Hes probably not interested anyway" Roy said.
"do'NT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT YOu you AWFFUL sSOCK stAI?N!" Ludwig responded.
"What does that even mean" Iggy asked
"IDK LIKE WHEN YOU STEP IN SODA OR SOMETHING WITH SOCKS ON AND YOUR FOOT JUST BECOMES ALL WET AND GROSS AND IT STICKS TO THE FLOOR EVERYTIME YOU WALK THAT THATS YOU"
"ouch dude.." Roy said
"MY OWN FAMILY MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IN OUR LOVE, BUT I KNOW WALUIGI DOES AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS, BECAUSE LOVE CONQUERS ALL! YOULL SEE! YOULL ALL SEE!" Ludwig yelled and angrily walked away.
"gay!" Iggy shouted.
"YOURE GAY!"
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"I wonder if theres a castle with only one floor. Would that be a castle at all? What IS the definition of a castle? ?" Larry asked himself.
He walked around the last floor for a good 15 minutes, Bowser's castle is fuckin huge broe, before finally finding Princess Peach in a bar room. She'd gotten lost and tired and had decided to rest.
"shbmlfwh at dyaou wwAnt y darn hh hippei" she said
"Im.. not a hippie but uh could you. come back into the dungeon please"
"Suck. My. ASS."
"Please this could be my only chance to redeem myself for my si"
"AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Both of them were quiet.
"So yuo play pokemon kid?" Peach continued the conversation
"Shit that reminds me I haven't played animal crossing in YEARS oh my god isabelles gonna be fucking pissed.." Larry said, "C'mon hurry you gotta be down before Bowser returns!"
"Talk to bofa"
"whos bof"
"boFA DEEZ NUTS"
Larry sighed, ashamed of having been memed at so brutally. He grabbed his thumb with his index and long finger and hid the other thumb behind its respective hand, then he put them next to each other and seperated them that was so weird for me to describe its really more of a visual trick uhm
"Ohh... mmy gOD!" Peach said and passed out. Then Larry dragged her all the way back to the prison dungeon. She was very heavy though because larry is fucking short so sometimes he dropped her or fell over and sometimes he accidentally scratched her and to make a long story short it was just a whole bunch of pain.
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"Psst" Waluigi heard from the bushes bushing, startling him slightly, he accidentally hit wario in the face as an impulse wario died no jk. He turned to see what made the sound, because thats just what you do thats how humans work is waluigi human wait hold o
"Ludwig!" Waluigi yelled. Everyone was startled.
"wHT HTe FUck dudE?!" Ludwig whispered, like a normal human being, koopa, what
"who? the hell is ludwig?" wario turned and asked.
"Isnt that the guy Waluigi were in love with earlier?" Luigi said.
"idk I? Feel like i would remember that?"
"Wasn't that that other kid like egg or something" Mario said.
"No wasnt that the kid wario made cry?" Luigi said
"Oh yeah"
Ludwig stepped out of the bushes and Mario screamed high pitched.
"FUCK THAT WAS UNEcesarry Look I don't mean any harm" Ludwig said "I want to join you"
"More like you want to join the Gay Club... nailde it" wario replied
"yeah thats what i said"
"OOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiit wait" Mario cried
"And why should we trust you!?" Luigi said.
"Because. the. more the , mm errier?" Ludwig said
"Please Luigi! Let him join our Gay Club!" Waluigi pleaded.
The men thought. "Hmm... Alright Ludwi g?m right ludwig You can stay." wario said, "But if you do one thing wrong we will you must exile!"
"Thank you mario"Ludwig said
"wario*" wario said
"ah ok" because warios a weird ass name (because warios a fucking ass)
