This is the OT5 that LadyCrazyMonkeyPants and I have been working on. It is based on a book with the same name.

Summery: Ryoma is not crazy, he is just depressed and now he is here with real crazy people, and they are not the regulars. He is in the mental ward of the nearby hospital were he is neighbors with the strangest group of people he has met. OT5

Kind of a Funny Story

Chapter 7

By: NailBunnyDeadBunny

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LadyCrazyMonkeyPants

DAY: I/II

I have yet to experience a lot of things in my life, but I can tell you for sure that Art therapy
SUCKS.

Doctor What-ever-his-name-is told us to draw something from our childhood.

I'll give you three guesses as to what it is.

If you need a hint, it bounces.

Apparently he did not want a circle on a piece of paper. Everyone's a critic.

He also did not want; stick figures wearing blue and white jackets, a scaled version of a tennis
court from the air, a Fila hat, a can of grape Ponta, a tennis racket, or a hand flipping
him off.

Personally the last one was my favorite.

When the time came to leave for lunch, I couldn't have been happier. That guy needs to be here
more then me, shame that I have to see him again in two days.

Tomorrow we have music, and damn if I can't hide from something.

I sit down at a table that did not hold the crazy lion man. They place my lunch down in front of
me which is fried rice, vegetables, and chicken.

Chicken.

What a damn stupid bird.

They eat their own shit, yet, we eat them like there's no tomorrow.

What is wrong with the human race?

I could cry.

But I won't because that would be weird.

Really weird.

I wonder, if I'm nice enough, would they spike my food with a sleeping pill? This day just sucks
and it is not looking up.

"Roma!"

I turn and see my little god daughter. She is so cute because she can't say my name right.

I blame the damn Brit.

I still hate him.

I will always.

Wait if she is here then he must be here too.

I'll never hear the end of this.

Great.

I pick her up and place her in my lap after she reaches me.

She is just so cuddly.

"Roma, what's wong."

I just love how she speaks, its adorable.

Not that I would admit that to anyone.

"I'm sick and now have to get better."

She puts her hand on my forehead.

"You're sick, Roma."

Wrong kind of sick, but whatever.

"You need to eat Roma."

Why did I get such a bossy Goddaughter?

"Fine, fine you win."

I pick up some chicken and stick it in my mouth.

"See I'm eating."

"Good."

I sit there eating while she watches me like a hawk.

When the food is gone she looks pleased, then she jumps and drags me out of cafeteria and down the
hall before stopping.

"Where is your woom, Roma?"

I slightly smile and back her up slightly, leading her into my room where I am suddenly glomped.

What is with all the glomping?

"Oh my god Ryoma, you scared me when I got the call about your attempt to kill yourself. Then
when we finally get here I find out that you had checked yourself into the hospital and are trying to get
help. That is a very brave and smart thing that you did. Blah, blah, blah."

I started to block out my crazy cousin when she started going on about me checking myself in.

"It's great to see you too."

"Don't ever scare me like that again."

She then proceeds to hit me upside the head.

I may have deserved that.

"You're worse than your father sometimes."

Now that was a LOW blow.

"I am not like the old man."

"Yes you are, deny it all you want, but you are both way too stubborn for your own good."

Damn she is right, but I don't want to admit it.

"No I'm not."

"I would beg to differ."

Damn the Brit for getting involved.

"No one asked you, Brit."

"I did."

And Dr. Quack, too.

"Now, Mr. Echizen if you don't mind I got one of the better rooms to hold our sessions in. Everyone else
should be there."

"What do you mean everyone else?"

"You will see."

I'm really starting to hate this game.

He leads the way down the hall and then we make a right turn and go down another hall.

After a minute or two we stop outside of a door. Following Dr. Quack in, I see everyone from yesterday,
minus Horio.

And they replaced him with, get this, Yukimaru.

What God have I fucked with to end up in this mess? Tomorrow I wouldn't be surprised to find Kevin
here as well.

Oh yeah life just rocks, why did I ever want to kill myself in the first place?

What the hell is wrong with Dr. Quack, can't he see that these people, the people he is trying to get to
help me, need mental help as well.

And people wonder what's wrong with me.

Look at the people I hang out with.

If I wasn't suicidal already, I would be in a straight jacket and locked in a padded room with a
single window that is covered with Plexiglas.

Yeah I'm fucked.

~!#$%^&*()_+~!#$%^&*()_+

A squirrel with glasses appears in front of the cameras.

Monkey: Hi! (squirrel waves then looks around) Where the hell is NailBunnyDeadBunny!?!

Lights turn on and you see a grey cat with the Elvis wig and famous white Elvis suit on, typing at a typewriter. And the floor around her is littered with empty Red Bull cans and wadded up paper.

Monkey: NailBunnyDeadBunny what are you doing?

Bunny: I am working on the next chapter of Blind Need, one of my readers chewed me out for not updating.

Monkey: Not my fault.

Bunny: It is the evil school's fault. So much homework so little time. I could just be so emo right now.

Monkey: You do drugs.

Bunny: Right now I really wish I did. (Starts Crying)

Monkey: Pull yourself together you mangy cat.

Bunny: Shut it buck tooth.

Monkey: Well since NailBunnyDeadBunny is so busy at the moment, I have asked Yukimaru to come and help me with the reviewers.

(In walks Yukimaru who sits on a chair that magically appears along with a tall stool for LadyCrazyMonkeyPants. Who climbs it easily.)

Monkey: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Yukimaru: It was my pleasure, thank you for working me into your story.

Monkey: It was nothing we just want to make Ryoma's life harder.

Yukimaru: Especially since he is getting better so soon.

Monkey: He not better, he still has Bob and other things that are going to go wrong. He is going to get a lot worse before he even dreams of getting better.

Yukimaru: AH, a spoiler.

Monkey: I guess if you call that really a spoiler.

Yukimaru: You two are getting away from the book a great deal.

Monkey: We started getting away from the book from day one. I mean the character from the book is straight and Ryoma is not. Wait you've read the book?

Yukimaru: A friend from America sent me a copy. You forget that the main character from the book did drugs and drank.

Monkey: Yes I can just see Ryoma with a joint and beer wasting his life.

Yukimaru: You have a point, he would just sleep.

Monkey: Back to reviews.

Yukimaru: Yes right. Now we would like to thank artist-girl731, madamadadanechibisuke, Bobbie3926, seyami-chan, Stratosphere, Nebelkind, ElleLuvsSiri, your reviews were the lights of their days.

Monkey: We dedicate this chapter to you guys and our constant readers. We will so reach our goal of 100 reviews. We also want to give props to our beta just-another-emo-kid who seems to actually enjoy reading our story.

Bunny: Yeah thanks a lot people, I am sorry for those who would were not able to review because for some reason my block for anonymous reviews was enabled. Sorry!!!

Monkey: Bastard.