IF: Welcome to this weeks daily serving of Szayel's Revenge!
I'm somewhat aware that I've been mistreating Gin... I'm sorry Ginnnn -hugs Gin-
Gin: Woman! You're crushing my bones!
Last Time!!!
The Breakfast food has gone cannibalistic and is trying to eat everyone.
The UWO are up to their tricks.
Aizen is… well you'll see
This Time!!! In a Hallway yet again…
Gin walked down a freshly painted hallway. Ignoring the horrifying amounts of color he tried to concentrate on finding a certain group. Gin was thankful he never fell asleep too tightly, because he was able to escape all of the pranks (curtsey of UWO) and traps (curtsey of Grimmjow, Szayel, and Nnoitra aka GSN).
He finally started to close in on the reatsu and was close enough to hear the last part of the conversation.
"But do you really think Szayel won't mind that we used his ingredients to make some of it?"
"Oh I think he won't mind at all" ((Read the ending of last chapter if you don't get it))
Gin smiled. He found them.
Near the Throne Room.
Aizen was pissed. He was as pissed as he could ever be.
No it wasn't the fact that he was wearing no clothes but a pink bathrobe, which was thankfully still in his bathroom when he went in there. (He refused to wear that doggy suit)
No it wasn't the fact that he had no shoes or pants.
It was the fact that somebody had dyed his hair pink. PINK! And it wouldn't wash off!
He neared the throne room, surely a few seconds on his glorious throne will raise his spirits. But he knew something was wrong as soon as he spotted someone lying on the floor. As he got closer that someone turned out to be Yami who was still out cold. Ignoring the need to kick the lazy Espada, Aizen went further down the hall to the throne room doors. He stopped in his tracks as he spotted two sparkly pink and red unicorns on the huge doors. Aizen was torn between going back to his room to sleep the whole day off pretending that nothing happened or going in and facing the horror.
He went in.
What he almost made him have a heart attack. Everything was colorful, like a couple of tripped out hippies had a party. There were many string decorations and balloons. And the worst?
His throne was replaced with a fuzzy rainbow chair.
Aizen collapsed on his knees.
"M-my Throne room! W-What happened to it?!"
"Is something wrong Aizen-sama?" Someone asked.
Aizen turned around ready to rip anyone to shreds, only to find Tousen who didn't look any better than the room. Tousen's uniform was all colorful, a hippie would be jealous of those colors. His hair was a huge green afro and there were eye's drawn on his goggles. Aizen suppressed an urge to cry. He yelled instead.
"Szzzzaaaayeeeellllllll!!!!!"
Meanwhile on the Anti Food battle front
"Szzzzaaaayeeeellllllll!!!!!"
Szayel shuddered he'll get it now, but kept his focus on the lasagna that wanted to take a bite of his leg.
"This all reminds me of something but I can't put my finger on it…"
"Run the food wants to eat us all!" Some random arrancar yelled.
"Retreat!" Halibel yelled somewhere of to the side.
As if anyone needed to be told that. Half of the room already escaped and most tried to squeeze thought right now.
If fact the only Espada that were left in the room were Halibel, Nnoitra, Stark and Szayel. Grimmjow was still in the bathroom and the others escaped. Yami was in places unknown.
Some of the army was eaten by the monstrous food.
As the doorway cleared and the remaining occupants escaped Nnoitra and Stark started blockading the door with furniture. After putting a huge couch (Aizen's couch) in front of the doors the blockade seemed secure enough to relax. Grimmjow chose that moment to appear out of the nearest door way. He looked rather green and shaken up.
Looking at the door blockade he turned to the only people still brave enough to be in the hallway. "What the fuck happened?"
"The food came alive and tried to eat us." Nnoitra stated as if nothing was wrong.
Grimmjow's face seemed to get greener.
Another Part of Las Notches
"…and that is reason number 101 why you should let me into your group" ((The Author was too lazy to write each reason)) Gin finished smiling at Ulquiorra, Orihime, and Wonderwyce who all smiled back.
"But of course you can join. We already said you could when you asked the first time" Ulquiorra stated.
"Oh" Gin scratched his head.
"Three cheers for the UWOG!" Orihime yelled cheerfully.
Somewhere Someplace
"Who's the genius that put this trap here?" Grimmjow yelled as he got caught into another Ulquiorra trap. He was now hanging upside down in a net.
Szayel sighed "Grimmjow you put that there"
"These drawings are horrible" Nnoitra said as he stared at yet another vandalized wall.
Halibel cut down Grimmjow and he collapsed on the floor still entangled in the net.
"I can see how you idiots couldn't catch Ulquiorra. It's a good thing me and Stark came along or you would never catch him."
"No one asked you to come" Nnoitra huffed under his breath but Halibel still heard him and glared.
"What's wrong with Grimmjow?" Stark asked breaking up the growing Halibel and Nnoitra argument.
Everyone turned and looked on the floor where Grimmjow was squirming and purring.
"WTF is wrong with him! Did he catch fleas or something?" Nnoitra yelled pointing at Grimmjow.
Szayel walked over and ran a hand across the floor. He looked at his hand analytically, and sniffed it.
"Catnip"
Everyone sweat dropped.
Back with Aizen
"So what's wrong with my hair?" the poor unknowing Tousen asked Aizen who was using Yami as a mount.
"You don't want to know"
"Why do I have to do this?" Yami asked and Aizen hit him over the head.
"Cause I own you. Now mush!"
Little did they know a certain foursome was hiding and watching them.
Next Time! (No I love sushi!)
UWOG against GSNHS in a full out "fight".
R&R
The Author has nothing else to brag about.
