Warning: this contains cute sorces of cute laughter, Light, Near tickling him, goats, feathers, ropes, and electric toothbrushes. This will NOT be for those for who doesn't go with adorable. Cuteness Descretion is advised.

Light walked in to Near's lab to get his death note. Near was writing something compared to Teru Mikami. Light snatched the note book from him.

"Hey, that's mine!" Light said. "You shouldn't take things that don't belong to you." Near looked down at his L figurine. Then he grabbed a towel, with Chloroform. "Do you think this smells weird?" Near said.

Light scoffed. "I'm not gonna fall for..." Near shoved it into his nose, making him lose concioisness...

Once he woke up, he noticed he was tied, chained, and put into a foot stock. "Hey, let me go!" Light said, as he strained to get out. Near looked at him. Light was glaring at him. "Near, get me out of this." Light was struggling to set free. " We'll see about that, Light Yagami." Near said, in a cold voice.

He took his shoes and socks off. "Wait! What are you doing?" Light screamed. "This is for your own good." Near said, he used one finger to travel down to his foot, just like he did with him. "Near.. no. I don't like having my feet tickled!" Light screamed. Near smirked, and scratched his sole, lightly.

"NEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Light screamed. It sounded like Kira, but it sounds adorable. "EEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Admit that you are Kira! Say it!" Near said, raising his voice. "NEHEHEHEHEHEHVEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Light said. "Hm. Very well then. " Near said. He picked up the feather, grabbed his toes, and stroke it to his soles.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHE FEHEHEHEHEATHEHEHEHER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHANYTHIHING BUHUHUHUT THE FEHEHEATHER AHAHAHAHAHHAHA! EEE!" Light couldn't take it anymore. Then at a sudden rate, he used the feather to go between his toes. " NOHOHO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEAR! AHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOT THEHEHE TOHOHOHOHOES! EEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EEE-YAH!!!!"

Near was having fun with this. Who knew his feet would be so ticklish. Then after 10 minutes, he stopped to give Light a breather.

"...Near...stop...please...I'm...sor..ry." Light panted.

Near poured some contaminated water on Light's soles, keeping the other part of his feet dry. "Let's see you can drive your way out of this one... if you dare." Near said, as he let the goats free.

The goats licked his soles, making him squirm to death, while holding in his laughter.

"Come on, Yagami. I know you want to laugh. Let it all out." Near told him. He still hold in his laugh. Near rolled his eyes, and tickled his stomach a little.

"PLEHEHEHEASE! NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHORE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT TICKLES! THAT REALLY TICKLES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEHEHEASE! NEHEHEHEHEAR! NAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Light was screaming and laughing as the goats tortured his soles.

Near stopped the goats, and untie his rope a little, putting it higher. Then he wiped his foot with a cloth, and used it to dry the foot, and pour some water on his toes. After he's done, the goats continue to lick his toes.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEHEHEHEHEHEAR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EEE! NO! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOT THE TOHOHOHOHOHOES! EEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Light screamed.

Finally, Near came up to him, and tickled his stomach, and underarms. He worked his way through the ribcage and the chest.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOT THEHEHE STOHOHOMACH! HAHA! EEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHO!NEHEHEHEHEAR!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"This is what you get for tickling me, Yagami." Near said. He lifted up his shirt, and went for the lower stomach area, his most ticklish spot.

" NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

He also grabbed the feather and stroked it as well.

"Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle." Near teased.

" NOHOHOHOHOHOHO! HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEEE!!!"

"Tickle, tickle, tickle." Near teased "tickle tickle tickle tickle."

"NEHEHEHEHEHEHEAR! HAHAHA STOHOHOHOHOHOP! HAHAHAHA! EEE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Light screamed.

He dropped the feather, and moved on to the electric toothbrush. He also stopped the goats, then L and Matsuda helped out by tickling his feet with the electric toothbrushes.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEHEHEHEHEAR! IHIHIHI HAHATE YOUHUHUHUHU AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Admit that you are Kira!" Near warned him.

"OHOHOHOHOKAHAHAHAHAY! IHIHIHIHIHIHI AHAHAHAM KIHIHIHIHHIRAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! STOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP! EEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Light said through his laughter.

Near smirked, and turn off the electric toothbrush, while stopping L, and Matsuda.

Light breathed, and Near helped him out of the stocks. "Ne...ar...don't..." He could barely breathe.

"Calm down, Light. It's over." Near said.

"What would Misa think?" Light said, beushing his pants. "Alright. Bye, Loser." Light said, walking out the door.

Near looked at him with a glare on his face. Then pouce on him, and tickled him again, on his soles with a feather, eWITHOUT mercy.

"HEHEHEHE! NEAR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "

The End