I do not own Cardfight Vanguard. I'm pretty sure Bushiroad owns that. I also do not own anything that this chapter may reference.


The sun was shining over Cray, its searing heat blazing through the nations of the planet. The blazing sun made it impossible to do battle between the clans without the units all bursting into flames.

That is when the solution is to forget about battle . . .

AND GO TO THE BEACH!

"YAHOO!" Blaster Blade, wearing nothing but his helmet and blue swim trunks, squealed as he dove into the ocean.

For the best beach to go, there was the Magallanica nation. Every year, during the hottest day, units from all over the planet would come over to the beach to play.

Blaster Dark, wearing his helmet and red swim trunks, called out to Blaster Blade, "Don't get swept up by the waves!"

"Don't worry I won't!" Blaster Blade, who was swimming out towards the sea, shouted back. Then he got swept away by the sea, drowned, and Blaster Blade Spirit flew off into Cray Heaven.

Blaster Dark sweat dropped then said, "Can't say I didn't warn him."

With Blaster Dark was Skull Witch Nemain, who was dressed in a skimpy one piece that was pretty much as skimpy as her usual outfit, "At least he has the right idea." She said while stretching, "I wouldn't mind going for a swim . . . that is if you put suntan oil on me." She said to Blaster Dark slyly.

Blaster Dark blushed and then he stammered, "I-I-I lo-o-o-ove to."

"Aw aren't you two cute together." Phantom Blaster Lady, wearing a black bikini with a pink pareo around her hip, teased as she walked over with baby Mordred in her arms.

"OSU!" Baby Mordred raised his hand and greeted Blaster Dark and Nemain.

"Lady Phantom Blaster!" Blaster Dark and Nemain said and bowed to Phantom Blaster Lady.

"At ease." Phantom Blaster Lady said, to which Blaster Dark and Nemain got up.

"I've set up everything from the towels, to the umbrellas, to the chairs." Blaster Dark said.

"Excellent." Phantom Blaster Lady said with a giggle, "You sure know how to make a girl happy." Then with a nudge to Nemain, Phantom Blaster Lady whispered, "Better keep him, I bet other girls would snatch him up when they have a chance." To which both girls laughed.

Phantom Blaster Lady set baby Mordred down on a towel. He saw the sand and decided he wanted to play with the ground. Baby Morderd crawled over to the sand and began patting it, cackling when the soft sand was crushed in his hands.

Then he looked over and saw baby Strike doing the same thing. Baby Strike looked over and the two babies' eyes locked onto each other.

Both of them glared at each other, and with a determined "Ho" they then decided that they would compete against each other at the sand.

"Careful Strike!" Monica, in a red dragon scale plated bikini, said to baby Strike. "Don't hurt yourself."

Nonetheless the competition was on, as the babies made the foundations for their sand fortresses.

Alfred, who was hiding behind some pine trees, looked in distress at the group. He held in his hands a white and a black helmet. The problem was, would he be the Dark Dictator so he can be with Phantom Blaster Lady and baby Mordred without any commotion, or would he be the King of Knights so that he wouldn't need to wear a disguise. "Sometimes I wish Blaster Blade was here to help me." At this moment, Blaster Blade washed up on shore. "And then I remember he's kind of an idiotic psycho, so I'm glad he's not with me."

Blaster Blade sprang up, ignoring the fact that he has just died by drowning. He looked around the beach, gawking at the women in their swimsuits. "None of you match up to Nemain, but nonetheless I won't complain." He said, and then he saw a certain red dragon cooking at a portable stove.

It was Dragonic Overlord, wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt, white shorts, and a chef's hat. He was cooking so fast that it appeared he had four arms.

Blaster Blade walked over to Overlord and greeted with a, "Whassap mah Drago."

"The sizzle of my grill be my music mah Knighto." Overlord responded then flipped a patty to a customer who was waiting for a burger.

"What you doing with the stove anyway?" Blaster Blade asked. "I never pegged you as the type of guy who would cook for others."

Overlord sweat dropped and confessed, "Well, I paid for a Bermuda Triangle concert to happen today." Overlord chuckled nervously, "And while I managed to book a few idols, many units somehow found out so they're all here today for the idols, but I didn't cater so now I'm cooking refreshments for everyone." He cackled.

"Good luck with that." Blaster Blade said while snatching a hot dog from the grill.

Overlord began to whistle as he cooked. Then thunder crashed in the sky and two Dragonic Kaisers flew over to Overlord.

"OVERLORD!" Vermillion's voice bellowed in anger and with a crash of thunder, she landed on the beach, creating huge waves. (In contrast, Crimson's landing didn't create much of an impact.) Vermillion got up on Overlord's face and asked, "Why is the Kagero general doing here at a beach, cooking for others!?"

Overlord sweat dropped, and told the same story he told to Blaster Blade.

"You still shouldn't lower yourself to such a level!" Vermillion said, dope slapping Overlord. "You have servants, you should use them!"

"But I like to cook!" Overlord yelled. "And you're at the beach!" He said pointing at Overlord and Crimson. "Both of you . . . STRIP!"

Vermillion and Crimson stood silently as they stared at Overlord with blank expressions. Vermillion's brow then furrowed downward and she grabbed Overlord, then she began a slap assault against Overlord.

Crimson on the other hand, stood with her hands to her cheeks as she blushed, "Oh Overlord-sama, how bold . . . I'm not ready!" She squeaked.

"How can you be so stupid to tell your own sister and her best friend that!" Vermillion bellowed as she kept slapping Overlord. "How perverted can you be!?"

"It's not perverted!" Overlord screamed and Vermillion punched him far away.

Vermillion huffed, while Crimson was still blushing and daydreaming about Overlord's last words.

A blonde woman with long flowing hair and a white bikini saw Overlord on the ground, "Oh, Sir Overlord!" She shouted and ran over to Overlord. This woman is Top Idol Riviere. She's a mermaid, but right now she is walking on land with human feet. "Who did this to you!?"

"My own sister." Overlord said while blushing as Riviere held him in her arms.

Vermillion's head began to steam when she saw her own brother 'flirting' with Riviere, and Crimson's little world shattered to pieces when she saw Overlord with another woman.

"Oi, what do you think you're doing Overlord?" Vermillion growled while clenching her fist, which began to spark electricity. "First you tell me and Crimson to strip, and now you're messing around with a woman? Can you sink any lower?"

"Yes I can actually sink lower." Overlord responded, "But you didn't even let me finish." Overlord then made a motion to Riviere, "Those are the two I was talking about. Do you have the suits ready?"

"Hai Sir Overlord!" Riviere said with a gleaming smile, fit for an idol. She skipped over to Vermillion and Crimson. "Please transform into your human forms and follow me."

"Huh?" Vermillion asked, then both she and Crimson were dragged off by Riviere. "GACK!"

"Wait, what's going on!?" Crimson's yell trailed off.

Overlord got up, and cracked his neck, "Man that was stressful." He then turned over to where baby Mordred and baby Strike were, and saw that the two babies managed to make elaborate (human height) sand castles and were now duking it off with what seemed to be an argument made up of baby sounds. Overlord grumbled and shook his head. "I don't want to know." He walked back to his grill.

Baby Mordred shook his fist at baby Strike who retaliated with a loud chirp, as if saying that his own castle was better. Both babies were intent on making their point clear.

All Phantom Blaster Lady saw though was baby Mordred playing with a friend. "Aren't they cute?" She said to which Nemain agreed.

It was at this moment, in the middle of the babies arguing, that a dark pegasus with a rider flew over. Baby Mordred and baby Strike looked at the rider, and saw a white haired rider with dark armor and a red cape.

The man got off his pegasus, then grinned at the sight of the many people at the beach. "A great gathering of people." He chortled, "You may worship me now, KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING!"

Baby Mordred looked at the rider, and thought the rider looked familiar.

Alfred, who was still hiding behind a couple of palm trees, looked at the newcomer, and bellowed to himself, "Who does he think he is telling people to kneel before him? I'm the one who tells people to kneel before their king!"

"No kneeling?" The newcomer continued, "Then I shall claim all these women for myself!" He cackled to the heavens . . . and then Descendant, in his human form, came running over swiftly and bopped the newcomer on the head.

"MORDRED!" Descendant yelled at the newcomer.

Baby Mordred chirped since he heard his name.

"What?" The newcomer said. As it turned out, this newcomer was actually the grown up version of Mordred from the future, known as the Illusionary Revenger, Mordred Phantom.

Alfred's jaw dropped when he heard that the newcomer was named Mordred, thus implying that baby Mordred would grow up into that. "That's Mordred!?" He was hoping that what he saw was just an act, and not really how baby Mordred would grow up to be. "I sure hope he's not as conceited as he is showing."

"Why are you bringing so much attention to yourself!?" Descendant bellowed at Mordred Phantom. "You know people won't accept it if you act like a King all of a sudden."

"As rightful heir to the throne, I think I am allowed to act like King if I want to!" Mordred Phantom said, cackling maniacally.

"SHUT UP MORDRED!" Alfred, enraged by the 'possibly' adult version of his kid, roared and threw the King of Knights helmet at Mordred Phantom, conking Mordred Phantom on the head, to which the helmet flew back to Alfred. Alfred's yell got the attention of quite a few people, so Alfred quickly went into hiding so no one could see him.

"Was that Alfie?" Phantom Blaster Lady asked, trying to find Alfred.

Nemain chuckled, "Poor King of Knights, you can't keep your secret to yourself forever." She whispered to herself.

Mordred Phantom held his head as a lump started to grow from his head. "I thought that only happened in cartoons." Descendant said to the side while pointing at Mordred Phantom's hilarious big lump. "So . . . what brings you here?"

Mordred Phantom's lump disappeared and he dusted himself. "Isn't it obvious," Mordred Phantom said, "I'm here because I want to go to the beach!" He cackled maniacally. "I won't let you have all the fun!"

Descendant sweat dropped and his body drooped, "You know I time traveled to the past for official business right?" He asked.

"But that still doesn't excuse the fact that you get to go to the beach while I don't." Mordred Phantom huffed. "And now that I'm in the past, time to hit on some ladies."

Alfred, still in hiding, facepalmed. "My son is a philanderer in the future." He groaned, "Go figure."

"Oh no you don't!" Descendant grabbed Mordred Phantom's shoulder. "I'm not going to let you fool around in the past."

Alfred made a squeaky yelp sound that got Phantom Blaster Lady's attention, but yet she still couldn't find Alfred. Alfred then said to himself, "I can't believe it's Overlord's kid that's the responsible one!" Overlord, the guy who constantly fools around and annoys everybody, somehow manages to have a responsible spawn.

"Oh yeah?" Mordred Phantom smugly grinned, "And who is going to stop me." Energy began to build up between the two time travelers.

"Me." Descendant declared while pointing at himself. The tension was high as the two glared at each other. Sparks flew as their eyes locked onto each other. Their baby selves continued their heated argument.

And then, with a burst of energy, Descendant transformed into his real form while Mordred Phantom turned into a black dragon, known only as Dragruler Phantom. The two clashed as they tried to push the other, the energy between the two creating tension in the air.

Alfred's jaw dropped when he saw the future Mordred transform into a dragon. "Well . . . I guess he takes more after his mother than he does me." He remarked.

Baby Mordred and baby Strike both went "huh" and turned to see dragon versions of their future selves clashing with each other. Phantom Blaster Lady then walked over to baby Mordred, who was now at face level due to the sand castle he built, "Lookie Mordred, you're going to become a dragon one day." Phantom Blaster Lady said cheerfully.

Baby Mordred cooed and gurgled cheerfully, then he too transformed into a dragon, one that looked like a baby version of Dragruler.

"OH MY GOD!" Phantom Blaster Lady squeed, "You already know how!" She said proudly.

"He really does take more after his mom than he does me." Alfred said proudly, then said, "I have no idea if I should be proud or not."

Baby Dragruler turned to baby Strike, then gave a really smug grin that said, "I'm better than you are."

Baby Strike made an angry chirp, then he drew the dagger behind his back, and with a bolt of lightning, he transformed into his dragon form.

Baby Dragruler and dragon Strike both growled and their glares intensified as they glared at each other. All the while Dragruler Phantom and Descendant began rolling across the beach as they exchanged blows.

Blaster Dark, who was just going off to get ice cream for Nemain and himself, walked in on Dragruler Phantom and Descendant fighting, "Aw bugger." Blaster Dark grumbled as the two dragons steamrolled him. Blaster Dark Spirit began flying in the air, "I shouldn't even be surprised by this anymore."

"Yo." Blaster Blade Spirit said as he flew next to Blaster Dark Spirit.

"I thought you came back to life." Blaster Dark Spirit said in surprise.

"I died again." Blaster Blade Spirit said nonchalantly.

"How?" Blaster Dark Spirit asked.

"I said how I thought Coral had a great bod, and then she slapped me into oblivion." Blaster Blade Spirit responded nonchalantly.

Blaster Dark Spirit was speechless, but found the words he wanted to say after a moment. "When we come back to life, I'm going to pretend I don't know you."

"Fine then." Blaster Blade Spirit shrugged. "Then I'll just pretend you're a cosplayer of me."

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Blaster Dark Spirit bellowed and began strangling Blaster Blade Spirit.

Back on the beach, Descendant punched Dragruler in the face, and then Dragruler flipped Descendant over so now Dragruler was on top. Dragruler slugged Descendant, and Descendant did the same. The same exchanges kept happening for five minutes, until both of them were zapped by a thunderbolt from the sky.

Dragruler Phantom got fried and survived while Descendant didn't feel a thing. They then looked up to see who fried them.

It was Vermillion in her human form. Wearing a flowery vermillion colored bikini and a red see through pareo. "What do you think you two are doing?" She said right as Crimson, in human form and wearing a similar bikini but crimson in color and with a pink see through pareo, came running over with Riviere.

Descendant and Dragruler Phantom both stared at Vermillion, and both of them dropped their jaws, which hit the sand so hard that cracks somehow appeared.

Vermillion looked like there were sparkles around her, as if to accentuate her beauty. Same thing with Crimson, though the boys weren't really paying attention to Crimson.

Dragruler Phantom blushed then he nudged Descendant, "Yo, your mom is a total babe." Dragruler Phantom said with a gurgling chuckle.

"She's my biological aunt." Descendant mumbled.

"You still call her mommy." Dragruler Phantom said with a smug grinning face.

"Oh I'll show you who needs to call for mommy!" Descendant bellowed and tried to strangle Dragruler Phantom, to which Vermillion put a stop by brandishing her spear.

"ENOUGH!" Vermillion bellowed. "You're at the beach now, so I expect you two boys to behave!"

"HAI!" Descendant and Dragruler Phantom both said, sitting straight up on their knees.

Phantom Blaster Lady skipped over to Dragruler Phantom, "Now, now Mordred baby, you should learn to play nice with your friend." She then directed attention to baby Dragruler and dragon Strike, "I mean look at your baby self, see he knows how to play nicely." She said cheerfully . . . all the while baby Dragruler and dragon Strike were hurling fireballs and lightning at each other.

Dragruler Phantom and Descendant however were a little too busy staring at Phantom Blaster Lady, who also had the same sparkles that accentuated her beauty like Vermillion did. "MOM!?" Dragruler Phantom yelled out in his confusion.

Descendant chortled slyly and nudged Dragruler Phantom, "You mom is quite the bombshell isn't she?"

"YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY MOM!" Dragruler Phantom bellowed then began strangling Descendant, and Descendant retaliated with a strangling to Dragruler Phantom.

Phantom Blaster Lady lost her cheerful composure, and she pulled her double sided lance from out of thin air. At the same time Vermillion brandished her spear again, "CUT IT OUT YOU IDIOTS!" They both shouted at the same time and were about to attack, when suddenly Overlord dashed over and tackled the two fighting dragons, inadvertently saving the two dragons from the wrath of the women.

Descendant and Dragruler Phantom rolled as Overlord slid to stop. "What's the big idea!?" Dragruler Phantom shouted and then saw the angry Overlord, which caused him to shut up.

"What do you think you two are doing?" Overlord said calmly. "You're at the beach. Everyone is here to enjoy themselves and you two are making a mess of things." Overlord shook his head. "I'm disappointed . . ."

Descendant noticed something was definitely off, "Hey dad, why so serious?" He asked.

Crimson, seeing Overlord, blushed, and then decided she wanted to show off to Overlord, "Overlord-sama!" She said waving to Overlord. "I got dressed in this swimsuit like you wanted!"

"Yeah, yeah." Overlord, usually the connoisseur of all things feminine, completely ignored Crimson's advances.

Crimson froze in place, and all color was drained from her body and swimsuit as she just got the cold shoulder from Overlord. "But . . . you didn't even look . . ."

Vermillion tapped Crimson's shoulder getting Crimson's attention, then Vermillion said, "Here, I'll show you how it's done." Vermillion walked over to Overlord and tapped his shoulder. "Big brother!" She squealed childishly, "Your dear little sister got dressed up in this swimsuit for you, so dear, am I dreamy enough for you." She said seductively.

Crimson and Descendant's jaw dropped in shock. "I didn't think she could possibly be this forward with her own brother!" Crimson commented to herself.

"I can't believe mommy can do such a thing!" Descendant yelped to himself.

"SHUT UP!" Overlord bellowed at Vermillion's face, to which she responded by throwing her vajra into his face.

"WHAT'D YOU SAY!?" Vermillion bellowed, then stormed off, "The one time I act all cutesy for you and you just ignore me. You little . . ." Vermillion began mumbling curses under her breath, and she dragged a still frozen from shock Crimson away.

Dragruler Phantom took a look at Overlord, then to Descendant asked, "Wasn't your dad that skirt chaser I saw one time?" Descendant nodded, "And I remember you told me he didn't discriminate when it came to skirt chasing, so much so he literally would chase his own sister, is that not right?" Descendant nodded again. "So who is this guy over there?"

"Some alien pretending to be my father I guess?" Descendant shrugged.

Descendant and Dragruler Phantom stared straight at Overlord, then Dragruler Phantom gasped, "It can't be!"

"What?" Descendant asked, to which Dragruler Phantom grabbed Descendant by the collar.

"Can you see? There is a halo behind his back and on top of his head!" Dragruler Phantom exclaimed. Descendant looked more closely and it was true, there was a golden halo behind Overlord's back and even one on top of his head. "And look at the movements of his hands, the skill in his palm . . . only true masters have mastered such techniques."

"What?" Descendant asked, not really understanding where Dragruler Phantom was going with this.

"Your father, has mastered the Fist of the North Saint!" Dragruler Phantom exclaimed to the heavens. "Only those with pure thoughts can master such techniques and your father has truly mastered the power of the North Saint!"

"I AM SHOCK!" Descendant yelped. "How can my father master such a technique? There's just no way a guy like him can master such techniques!"

Riviere came skipping over and held Overlord, and stroked his chest, "It's because Sir Overlord here has promised that he won't think any dirty thoughts." Riviere said with a cute giggle, "In exchange, the Bermuda Triangle will help him with his little beach party."

Descendant sat silently, then bellowed, "YOU LIE!" He shouted pointing at Riviere. "There is no way my father would ever promise such a thing. You did something to him didn't you? YOU WITCH!"

Riviere's cheerful disposition, all of a sudden turned into a maniacal one as she gave a maniacal grin to Descendant.

"YOU'RE EVIL!" Descendant and Dragruler Phantom both screamed.

"Yes . . ." Overlord said and Riviere got her cheerful disposition back. "I made that promise . . . day after day to prepare myself, I had to isolate myself from the Dragon Dancers in the palace. I had to avoid reading any porn as well just so I didn't think evil thoughts. I even avoided my own sister just so I didn't have to see her and think of her in her naked bod." Overlord's body sparkled in the sun as he proudly shook his hand to the sky, "All for the sake of getting a Bermuda Triangle concert. In the end it will be all worth it!"

Descendant and Dragruler Phantom sweat dropped, "I didn't think the Kagero general would be so passionate about a concert." Dragruler Phantom said.

"And now . . ." Overlord said, "For the sake of the perfect concert, I will eliminate all disturbances!" He said waving his hand mystically. "I will not have my perfect concert be ruined!"

Riviere then patted Overlord's chest, "Now, now, Sir Overlord, you don't have to be so hasty." She said happily, "Those two were just having fun. Maybe you should relax. You've been working too hard in the sun today. Chill out, and have fun like everyone else."

Descendant and Dragruler Phantom blushed at Riviere's kindness. "I take back what I said, you're not evil." Descendant said and Dragruler Phantom nodded.

"Fine." Overlord said and turned into his human form . . . making Descendant and Dragruler Phantom scream and in an instant reverted into their own human (or Elf) forms when they saw Overlord's face.

"WHAT HAPPENED DAD!?" Descendant screamed.

"HOW HORRIFYING!" Mordred Phantom screamed.

Overlord had baggy eyes, as if he hadn't slept in forever. Not only that, but his eyes were white with a very shrunken iris and they were glowing black. The halos around him all of a sudden disappeared and a dark aura surrounded his body.

"Forget North Saint, he's the South Devil!" Mordred Phantom screamed.

"He's been suppressing his desires!" Descendant exclaimed. "He really wants to chase skirts, but the promise he made to the Bermuda Triangle is keeping him from doing so!"

Overlord let out a deep breath and an unknown black mist came out of his mouth.

"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?" Mordred Phantom screamed. "Dark Matter? IS THAT DARK MATTER!? Why is your dad shooting out Dark Matter!?"

"This damage is too great!" Descendant yelped. "He's not even really himself anymore! His suppression has created a monster!"

"Is he possessed!?" Mordred Phantom frantically yelped, "He's possessed isn't he? HE'S POSSESSED!"

"Oi . . ." Overlord said with a filter effected voice. "wHAt dO 'y'OU tHinK YoU ARe dOinG?" He said as Dark Matter continued to spill from his mouth.

"GAH!" Descendant and Mordred Phantom screamed and embraced each other.

"He's broken, he's broken!" Descendant screamed.

"He's speaking with both lower case and upper case letters in the wrong places with various effects to the letters!" Mordred Phantom frantically explained. "He's beyond broken, BEYOND BROKEN!"

"ShUT uP . . ." Overlord gurgled with Dark Matter spilling out. "yOU T'o'O'lOu'D." He began walking forward. All the while Riviere smiled maniacally at Descendant.

"I take back what I took back, YOU REALLY ARE EVIL!" Descendant yelped. He and Mordred Phantom, still hugging each other, backed away from Overlord.

Overlord then placed his hands in a heart shape.

"What is that?" Mordred whimpered, "I don't like that!"

"MoE," Overlord gurgled.

"SHIELD YOUR EYES!" Descendant shouted.

"mOE," Overlord continued to gurgle as Dark Matter flew out of his mouth.

"Huh?" Mordred Phantom didn't quite hear Descendant's warning.

"KYuN." Overlord gurgled as he popped his leg up and winked with the Dark Matter still coming out of his mouth.

For a split second, the whole entire planet of Cray froze in time. Historians at first blamed it on the Gear Chronicle clan. They were later all murdered in cold blood by a dragon spewing Dark Matter.

"MY EYES!" Mordred Phantom screamed as the sight of Overlord doing that burned.

"I warned you!" Descendant bellowed, and then he found Overlord behind them, having since moved due to the time stop. "Uh oh . . ."

"FiNIs'H . . ." Overlord's Dark Matter spewing mouth gurgled.

Descendant and Mordred Phantom screamed as Overlord did unspeakable things to them.

Nemain shivered when she saw Overlord's actions, "How cruel can you get." She commented.

By the end of it, Descendant and Mordred Phantom were both tied up and left hanging at the palm trees where Alfred was hiding behind. "Poor Mordred." Alfred said as he facepalmed.

"Your dad is evil." A beaten up Mordred Phantom said.

"This punishment is unusual and cruel." Descendant remarked.

"Don't you mean cruel and unusual?" Alfred asked.

"Nope, unusual and cruel." Descendant said to Mordred Phantom.

"What?" Mordred Phantom asked.

Descendant grunted, "You asked and you didn't even listen to my response?"

"I didn't say anything!" Mordred Phantom bellowed, and then the two began a kicking battle.

"HEY!" Overlord shouted, now with a normal voice. "You two, BEHAVE!"

"YES MASTER DAD!" Descendant and Mordred Phantom yelped in fear.

"Calm down, Sir Overlord." Riviere said sweetly, to which Descendant was all, 'you don't fool me witch'. "Relax a little, like I said, you've been working all day in the sun so it's time you take a break."

"Right." Overlord nodded.

Then Dauntless Drive Dragon, in his dragon form, was chasing a couple of beach babes, "Come over here and give Grandpa Dauntless a kiss!" Dauntless said, much to the chagrin of the girls he was chasing. Doves flew as Dauntless chased the girls.

The girls screamed, and Overlord went to their aid. "Stop right there Master Dauntless!" Overlord stopped Dauntless in the tracks, and the girls all ran off. Overlord transformed into his real form and pointed his sword at Dauntless.

"BOY!" Dauntless yelped when he saw Overlord pulling off martial arts move . . . with Dark Matter floating around Overlord to boot. "Oh my Vague, you have mastered the power of the Fist of the North Saint!"

"EH!?" Mordred Phantom bellowed. "How is that the Fist of the North Saint!? There isn't even anything saintly about it! That's Dark Matter old man! Open your eyes, DARK MATTER, DARK MATTER!"

"'DiE . . ." Overlord gurgled with a filter effected voice. "If i CaN'nOT ''CHAsE' SkIrts, nEiThEr CAnyOU!" Overlord began swinging his sword at Dauntless.

"Wait, STOP!" Dauntless yelled as he ran away. "I may be old but I still want to live! Don't kill me! IT HURTS!"

As Dauntless got chased, a mechanical white dragon with a scythe appeared on the beach. The white dragon laughed maniacally, "Bow before me, Chaos Breaker Dragon!" Chaos Breaker Dragon announced, "For the Link Joker will now invade and conquer you all!" He said right as Dauntless stepped on him. "Who dares!?" Chaos Breaker Dragon bellowed right as Overlord chopped his (Chaos Breaker Dragon) head off. Chaos Breaker Dragon's spirit flew to Cray Heaven. "Wait . . . That's it!?" Ghost Chaos Breaker Dragon shouted. "I get killed during my debut before Link Joker even gets to invade!? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!" He screamed as he headed into Cray Heaven.

Mordred Phantom and Descendant both sweat dropped. "Hey . . . you dad just saved the world." Mordred Phantom said.

"For now at least." Descendant said. "Chaos Breaker Dragon will be back soon."

"I can't tell if your dad even does any of this on purpose or not." Mordred Phantom grumbled.

Riviere giggled maniacally, "Well my work there is done." She said and walked away, leaving Descendant and Mordred Phantom alone.

"WITCH!" Descendant bellowed. "No, not even a witch, YOU'RE A BITCH!"

Riviere, now with a cheerful disposition, walked over to where Vermillion and Crimson were. "Man, I don't know what you did to my brother," Vermillion said, "But you definitely need to do whatever you did so he can start conquering the other lands." She said right as Overlord sliced Dauntless's back.

"I think that's a bit too much though isn't it?" Crimson asked, as Overlord began kicking Dauntless while Dauntless was down.

Riviere gave a beaming smile, "Sure thing, I can give Overlord a lifetime's worth of a concert just so he can continue being serious!" She said right as Overlord gave Dauntless a supplex.

Vermillion thought about the idea of Overlord surrounding himself with Bermuda Triangle mermaids. "On second thought," She said, realizing Overlord would absolutely love such a thing, "I think I rather have my goofy Overlord back once this is all over."

"MY OVERLORD!?" Crimson bellowed and grabbed Vermillion by the bikini top. "How can you dare call him your Overlord!"

"Hey watch the top!" Vermillion bellowed. "Even if this isn't my real form I still don't want to flash my privates to the world!" She said right as a cannonball flew over her head. "Eh?"

It headed straight for the battling babies, to which Phantom Blaster Lady batted the cannonball away with her two sided lance, protecting the two babies. "Never disturb babies during their playtime." She said with a cheerful smile.

Vermilion, Crimson, and Riviere looked out at sea and saw two ships, one Aqua Force, and the other Granblue, battling each other.

"Riviere is the best!" Captain Nightmist shouted as his ship fired cannonballs at the Aqua Force ship.

"No, no, Pacifica is the best!" Tetra Drive Dragon from the other ship shouted and his ship fire cannonballs at the Granblue ship.

Vermillion and Crimson stared blankly, and then Vermillion asked Riviere, "This happen often?"

Riviere nodded, "More than you can imagine." She replied.

"NO!" A third voice at sea sounded and then a Narukami vessel appeared to battle, completely taking Vermillion by surprise, "Coral is the best!" The voice belonged to Thunderstorm Dragoon, who was supposed to be one of Vermillion's most trusted soldiers.

Vermillion facepalmed. "Even my own troops are getting in on this!" She bellowed as a bunch of Narukami soldiers began arming cannons in the Narukami ship.

"Who are you kidding!?" Captain Nightmist shouted. "Riviere all the way!"

"PACIFICA!" Tetra Drive Dragon bellowed right as he threw one of his own soldiers at the Narukami ship as a weapon.

"CORAL!" Thunderstorm Dragoon shouted as his ship fired lightning.

"HEY NO FAIR!" Tetra Drive Dragon and Captain Nightmist shouted.

The battle continued on, with all three sides attacking one another. Maelstrom, who was sleepy, even fired himself as ammo at the Granblue ship. (to which Tetra Drive Dragon yelled out, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING VICE ADMIRAL!?")

Vermillion clenched her fist, and in anger, she said, "I've had enough of this foolishness." She grumbled. It's one thing when two clans battle each other over differing opinions on who was the better idol. It's another thing when her own troops get in on the argument. She summoned her spear, and with a stab into the sand, storm clouds appeared over the battling ships. With a shout of, "VERMILLION THUNDERBOLT," Vermillion summoned a storm of lightning that destroyed all three ships in one go, even taking down her own Narukami soldiers with it.

"How cruel." Riviere said slyly as a bunch of fallen soldier's spirits from all factions except for the Granblue began to rise out of the water. "Destroying your own troops."

"They'll come back to life." Vermillion said dismissively. "Plus that should teach them a thing about being obsessed with someone."

Crimson chuckled nervously, "Yeah . . ." She said as she hid a picture of Overlord behind her back, "Never a good thing to obsess over anybody."

"Unless his name is Dragonic Overlord, then you can use it against him and turn him into a living weapon." Riviere said nonchalantly.

"What?" Vermillion asked.

"Nothing." Riviere said innocently, right as Overlord began his torture of Dauntless Drive Dragon.


After a while, the Bermuda Triangle idols began an event on the beach. "BEACH VOLLEYBALL!" Riviere announced into a microphone. "Today we got a special treat for you people, all of you can compete in beach volleyball for prizes!"

"OH!" The crowd cheered.

"I'll be your host for the event, and with me as well is Planet Idol, Pacifica," Riviere announced.

"Hello!" A young idol in a yellow two piece swimsuit, named Pacifica, said into her microphone.

"And, Shangri-La Star, Coral!" Riviere announced.

"Hiya all!" A long hair idol wearing a blue two piece swimsuit, named Coral, said into her microphone.

"It's going to be a two on two tournament." Riviere explained, "Now this event is open entry, so anyone who wants to enter, just jump right in!" Riviere announced cheerfully.

"This is going to very fun!" Pacifica said cheerfully.

"So get out there everyone, and let's beach volleyball!" Coral shouted.

Nemain was the first to step in. "This is definitely going to be fun." She said as Blaster Dark was not too far behind her.

On the opposite side of the court, a red headed ponytail woman stepped in. She wore a white bikini top and a black bikini bottom. She was the High Dog Breeder, Akane. "We'll see about that Nemain!" Akane shouted, as she dragged Blaster Blade into the court.

"NO!" Blaster Blade complained childishly. "I don't wanna, DON'T WANNA!"

"Help me out here and I'll give you a kiss." Akane said to Blaster Blade, which got him to stand right back up.

"As you wish, milady." Blaster Blade said and bowed like a gentleman then he saw that his opponent was Nemain (and Blaster Dark). "Oh second thought, I guess I really want to help you now." He said gawking at Nemain.

"HEY!" Blaster Dark bellowed and sharply pointed at Blaster Blade. "Stop gawking at my girl! You have Akane on your side!"

"But she's not nearly as hot as your girlfriend!" Blaster Blade whined, getting a slap from Akane. "How about this Blaster Dark, we switch sides?"

"NEVER!" Blaster Dark shouted right as Nemain served the ball . . . right into Blaster Blade's face.

"OOH!" Coral announced, "What a spill!"

"Knocked out from the first blow!" Pacifica squeaked.

"Blaster Blade!" Akane said worryingly. "Are you ok?"

Blaster Blade struggled to give a thumbs up, and with his nose bleeding, he said, "I'm a ok as long as I get to see Nemain in a swimsuit!" To which Akane responded by slugging Blaster Blade on the face.

Nemain then called out to Blaster Blade, "Hey Blaster Blade, how about we up the stakes here?" Blaster Blade's ears perked up when he heard Nemain talking about 'steaks'. "Not those kind . . ." Nemain muttered. "What I mean is, how about if your team wins, I'll go on a date with you?"

"NEMAIN!" Blaster Dark screamed, "What are you saying? Are you not happy with me!?"

Nemain giggled, "Oh hush honey, I'm just playing with your brother." She then slyly whispered to Blaster Dark, "After all, all we have to do is win right? That should be easy since your brother is going to be too distracted with me."

Blaster Dark thought hard about the situation, then gave Nemain a thumbs up, "That's actually pretty genius."

"HEY!" Akane shouted, "If anyone is going out on a date with Blaster Blade if we win, it's going to be me!"

The crowd gasped.

"OH!" Riviere squealed, "Is there a love triangle going on?"

"Two girls just offered to date Blaster Blade!" Pacifica gasped.

"And poor Blaster Dark, being left out of this action." Coral teasingly said.

"OI!" Blaster Dark bellowed. "Don't leave me out of this! If anything it's a love SQUARE! A SQUARE!" He said making a square shape with his hands.

Suddenly Blaster Blade sprang right up. "Two girls . . . date . . ." He then roared, "DATES TIMES TWO!" He shouted as flames began to surround his body.

"WHAT'S THIS!" Riviere exclaimed, "Blaster Blade just activated Eternal Flame!"

"That's copyright infringement!" Overlord, the inventor of the Eternal Flame, shouted from afar by his grill.

Akane sweat dropped, while Nemain gasped.

Nemain chuckled nervously then said to Blaster Dark, "Whoops, I think I may have fired your brother up instead." She tapped Blaster Dark playfully, "Looks like you're going to have to work twice as hard."

Blaster Dark sharply looked at Nemain, "EH!?" He shouted.

"SUPER POWERFUL DATE TIMES TWO ON THE LINE," Blaster Blade bellow as he threw the ball into the air, "SERVE!" He then smacked the volleyball clean across the net towards Blaster Dark.

"OOOOIIIII!" Blaster Dark bellowed as he returned Blaster Blade's serve, "Give me a sec, I'M NOT EVEN READY FOR ANY OF THIS YET!" He shouted right as he smacked the ball right into Blaster Blade's face again.

The crowd all fell silent . . .

"The white one's not really good at Volleyball isn't he?" Crimson asked.

Vermillion shook her head. "For some reason he reminds me of my brother . . ." She said shamefully. "Why do you have to be so perverted . . . oh brother of mine."

And the game continued. Surprisingly, both sides were neck in neck, as Nemain and Blaster Dark had good teamwork while Akane carried her team with Blaster Blade's head being used as a set up for the ball.

All the while, a mysterious being watched the game from afar. The mysterious being's eyes were red with killing intent, as he watched the two Blasters duking it out in the court.

"Oh hey Blaster Blade." Overlord said to the mysterious being as he walked over carrying ingredients for the grill. "No time to talk, got to cook. Nice talking to you despite you playing a volleyball game." Overlord said as he walked off.

The mysterious being . . . looked just like Blaster Blade. But with red eyes instead of green. There was also gold in various places on the white armor, and this Blaster Blade had a white cape. Why was there a second Blaster Blade? What is going on? And why does his eyes have such massive killing intent?

"Tune in next time, for the exciting conclusion." Mordred Phantom, still hanging by the tree with Descendant, and this time being joined by Dauntless, said.

"Who the heck are you talking to?" Descendant asked.

"This old guy," Mordred Phantom said nudging Dauntless.

"Huh!" Dauntless said waking up, "Where am I! Who are you two? And why do I feel so sore?"