We own nothing as usual.
This Episode is dedicated to the memory of the late and Great Robin Williams 1951-2014. A great man, who made great laughter.
Go rest high upon that mountain O captain, our captain.
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It was your typical night in Toontown, as everyone was going about their nightly business of acting like drunken idiots despite not being drunk because of censorship reasons unless the censors were unconscious.
One would think they would stop accepting gift baskets from Hasbro.
Anyway, inside the abandoned warehouse district, section 3, Row 44, #520, rented out to a Phantom Blot at rent for 5 Months, at a cost of $40 a week, the Phantom Blot stood with a beat up Madame Mim, the Coachman, Mozenrath, and Judge Doom, all of the former glaring at him with rage and hatred… they were a bit cranky after breaking out of prison.
"I cannot believe that you ditched us back there at the club!" Mozenrath accused him pointing at his chest, which the blot slapped away.
"I didn't mean to stab you all in the back, in the haste of the situation I merely forgot to grab you." The Phantom Blot said, whilst trying to cross his arms and twirl his mustache at the same time.
"Forgetting us is one thing, but you straight up abandoned us, by closing that stupid cartoon black hole before any of us could get through!"
"Yes those Authors were extremely rough Blotty, so you'd better have either something good for us, or a good explanation, otherwise I am going to turn you into a bug!" Madame Mim added fiercely.
"I call first dib on squashing him!" Judge Doom called out.
The Phantom Blot scowled, he knew that he couldn't pull off the old, 'So they couldn't locate our base' gag, when the narrator had already spoiled the location of it.
"Well I may not have a decent explanation…" He began.
"A Confession! Mim, hit him with the spell!" The Coachman shouted.
The Blot yelped as a spell was fired in his direction which he dodged quickly. "But I do have something that may greatly interest you!"
The other villains paused. "Okay we're listening." Madam Mim said as the Blot Quickly reached under a tarp.
"Ladies, Gentlemen, flying fish thing that acts like a little shoulder devil-"
"HEY!" Xerxes cried out but Mozenrath grabbed his mouth.
"I present to you all… our latest plan!" he said aloud as he pulled out a strange Glove like thing from a box and placed it into his arm. "With this Box," He said, holding up said box, "And this gauntlet, the world shall be at our fingertips!" He cried out, and then dropped the box onto his foot. A pained expression shot across his face. "SON OF A-"
Now let us cut to the Authors for suspense and so we don't have to spend the money to censor what the Blot says.
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Inside the club (not outside in order to make things a bit different)…
Mickey and Minnie stood a desk going over the bills. "Just look at these Minnie- bills, bills and some lawsuits… we had to replace half the stage after Maleficent and Voldemort got into an argument… all the glasses and plates after a duel with Oliver and Harry- though Oliver held up quite well I will admit… several lawsuits filed for being turned into Toads, Frogs, Bats, and Pumpkins?! And to top it all off, a bill for a new robe from Jafar after he tried to fix a stain that Goofy gave him with magic and it turned plaid…" The famous mouse said, with a hand on his head.
Minnie sighed. "Well it looks like we will have to pull money from the budget that was going to go into making Epic Mickey 3 again." She said. "And I guess we'll have to cut back on putting Jim Hawkins in KH3…"
"Well, well, well, looks like all your Bippity Boppity Boo Hoos have come back to haunt ya, eh Mouse?" Pete said as he walked in, twirling his key around his finger.
"What do you want Pete? Because remember what Peg told you." Mickey warned him, much to Pete's Chargin and he growled.
"Well as it turns out I can shut down the club if I feel that you are damaging it in any way," He said, before grabbing the bills from Minnie's hands and flipping through them and then handed them back to Mickey. "And I feel that these "magic" users are tearing apart the club that belongs to me!"
"Partially belonging to you." Oswald pointed out as he walked up next to Mickey, now in a suit similar to his brother's. "I've dealt with your kind before Pete, in quadruple! So I am not afraid to tell you that you don't have full rights to shut anything down."
"It doesn't matter, as of right now, Magic is banned from being used on Club Property!" He said, making several dramatic hand waves.
"You can't do that, you don't have Peg's permission to do so!" Mickey pointed out, however Pete laughed.
"Oh yes… but she's on a cruise for the next week, and by the time she gets back this club will be shut down!"
"And then what, you end up living in a cardboard Box on the roadside, collecting change to pay for child support?" Oswald taunted and Pete fumed.
"It will be well worth it to see you all squirm! No Magic or this place goes down the drain!" He said, before turning and stomping away, right past FF2 and WG who pressed themselves against the wall until he left, then both ran over to Mickey.
"Alright what's the Fat offspring of Starscream demanding this time?" WG asked… as they could hear said Decepticon about to protest until he was attacked by Fan girls.
"We really need to put up that Anti-Fan-Girl fence," FF2 commented after seeing the Decepticon get dragged away.
"Well until next week all magic is banned...from the club.." Mickey said and Both WG and FF2 held up their hands and got glasses of water, before spitting them out all over the Toon's riot shields. (They came prepared for that gag)
"Are you serious!?" Both Authors shouted before turning to each other.
"Wait, let's not rehash an old Season One gag… at least not yet." WG said before turning back to Mickey. "You cannot be serious, banning Magic from a Disney place is like banning FF2 from a Sam and Max Convention, it will always find a way in!"
"Probably with a Fake I.D… Or two… or seven." FF2 quipped.
"Well we have no choice until Peg gets back from Vacation." Minnie said sourly until FF2 pulled out a Cell Phone and quickly began dialing.
"Relax, I had her on speed dial for just such an occasion."
Meanwhile on a Cruise Ship, Peg was reclining on a chair, when her Silver Phone began ringing as she reached for it, Scuttle appeared and he landed on the phone.
"Woah a Back-Massager, this is Perfect!" he said happily as he picked it up and flew off.
"Hey!" Peg cried out angrily as she watched him fly into the air and she leaned back into her chair and fumed. "Ah, well, it was probably just Pistol complaining about PJ hogging the remote again."
FF2 blinked and hung up. "Voice Mail, well that's great."
"Well looks like we're just going to have to follow through with Pete's demands." Mickey said in defeat angrily.
Minnie placed a hand on his shoulder. "Cheer up Mickey it can't be all that bad."
"Clearly you haven't dealt with angry Magical beings a lot." WG sneered.
"And I shall not dig into that any deeper for I do not want any mental scars." Mickey said cringing a little.
WG Rolled her eyes a little bit and turned to walk away. "Well let's go and tell the others so we can get measured for our Coffins." She said as FF2 walked after her.
"Normally I would disagree but I have a feeling that wrestling Hobbes on Caffeine would be easier than fighting Voldemort to give up his wand…" He said. "Could be worse- it could be the week the Ni No Kuni cast visited, then it would be a LOT harder to deal with."
"Actually, Oliver was here the other night," Minnie said.
FF2 and WG both turned so fast, they nearly got whiplash. "OLIVER WAS HERE?!" WG cried out. "Was Swaine and Esther with him?"
"Why didn't you tell us this before?!" FF2 demanded.
"He was just visiting to survey the club, after the other Studio Ghibli characters told him about it." Mickey replied. "…Then all of a sudden, someone asked him and Harry to do a Wizard's Duel to settle some sort of bet. I have no idea who it was though!"
(At this time, Shaggy and Puggsy were walking by, cringing when they heard the subject being brought up, then hastily walked away, whistling innocently)
"You two can worry about it next time he visits. Right now, there's a crisis we have to handle, remember?" Minnie said.
"Right, we'll have to call in some other authors to help us handle the situation- equipped with stun-guns, straight-jackets, tranquilizer darts, and knock-out gas," WG said.
"A little over-cautious about facing a few angry guests, WG?" Oswald guessed.
"Heck no- all that stuff's going to be needed to keep me calm enough so I don't rip out Pete's lungs!" with that, she walked out.
"There's one question I have to ask though…" FF2 said.
"Why Pete is stooping to such a mean-spirited level, despite his wife can kill him?" Oswald guessed.
"That… and who won the wizard's duel?"
Mickey rolled his eyes. "Oliver," he muttered.
"YES, I KNEW IT!" With that, FF2 rushed out the door.
Mickey and Minnie watched them go. "Even they have their doubts. Could-" he began but Minnie slapped a hand over his mouth in order to prevent him from saying 'could things get any worse?'
"Dang it, Narrator!" WG shouted from outside. "Now you've said it!"
Oops my bad… hee,hee… Um… change the scene quick!
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Thank you.
Outside the club were the Authors that were appearing alongside WG and FF2, which included Prince Tanabi, and Moonlesscat.
"No Fanatic? I expected him to be here because he's writing this EP." Tanabi pointed out, reading the script a bit and getting to the end part. "The fight scenes are what he lives for considering how much detail he puts into them!"
Moonlesscat shrugged as she looked over the script, which honestly she should have done during rehearsal!
"We have rehearsals!? I thought that this fic was just on the spot Madness!" She pointed out, and tossing away her script.
"That's basically what it says here," Tanabi pointed out looking at his copy, "Robin Williams Dedication, Randomness, Phantom Blot, oh look a sailboat."
Just then WG and FF2 came walking out and FF2 cleared his voice, "Gentlemen and ladies, I am afraid that we-" he began.
"We already read the script." Moon said.
"Okay good so we don't have to get your reactions then and save time on the Episodes Length, so I can get back to writing for Mystery of the Drifter." WG said happily.
"I… thought Fanatic was writing this." FF2 said with a pause.
"Let's just get to the part where we take away the Magical beings stuff already!" Prince Tanabi said, "Man, we are rushing this aren't we?"
"Mostly because it is similar to the Season One episode Kid Friendly- Not, but don't worry. It's not a total rip off… it's like a 60% Rip off." WG said.
So the Authors set up a box in front of the club and had the Magical members place their items in the box.
(Shot of Harry, Ron and Hermione putting their wands in, followed by Jafar placing in his snake Staff angrily)
Others were not so please about this and some took some pot shots at the Authors.
(Shot of The Authors getting blasted by several spells and at one point Thor is seen throwing his hammer towards Tanabi)
However, the Authors eventually ran into a problem… outside of the Norse God of Lightening trying to barbecue them.
"I really wish it wasn't true but you cannot take them in." Tanabi said to Aladdin, as Carpet drooped and he held the lamp in his hands. Aladdin looked down and sighed.
"Are you guys sure that you cannot make an exception? Genie's been feeling down and I promised him I would do anything to make him feel better." Aladdin said.
"Would blasting Pete with a thousand volts of lightning and throwing him in a cage full of rabid attack-dogs make him feel better?" Moon asked with a smirk as Aladdin chuckled.
"I doubt it, but it would allow him to vent some frustrations, especially after what happened with...well you know."
"Well maybe we can make an exception." Tanabi suggested, but that was quickly shot down.
"What's this I hear about a "prince" thinking of breaking my rules!?" Pete said, stomping up towards them with a smirk on his face that not even a mother could love.
"Actually Pete, glad you're here I wanted to ask-" Tanabi Began and Pete responded with a firm,
"Whatever it is the answer is no!" He said sharply before grabbing the lamp from Aladdin. "No Wands, no Staffs, and No Genies!" he then hurled the lamp into the dumpster that was nearby.
"Hey you can't do that!" Moon protested as Pete got into her face.
"Oh yeah?! Why not? Because of his Voice Actor dying? Most of my Actors are dead! He'll get over it!" He then stomped off.
As he did, Genie popped out from his lamp. "You know I hate to Sound like Iago here but-" He said, as he changed his head to match Iago's, "The club has gone wayyyy down hill with that blob around!" He said as he changed back and sighed. "I am really starting to hate that jerk!" He said, crossing his arms angrily.
"I'm sorry Genie, do you want me to get Jas and go home?" Aladdin asked, referring to the Princess who was already inside.
Genie waved his hands. "Oh no Al, you go on in, me and Carpet will stay out here... and plot OUR REVENGE!" He shouted. "Quick my silk compatriot into the fortress of Secretude!" he he the dumpster lid. Carpet paused and thought it over, sighed and flew in as Genie slammed a door, followed by hanging a please do not throw us out We beg of thee! sign, and then followed by a muffled *boom*, as air freshener vapors began seeping into the air around the Dumpster.
"Is that not a bit overkill?" Moon asked, turning to Aladdin.
"No. Overkill was the time he turned the Palace upside down to shake out a few mice..." Aladdin answered.
"That's it? Boy, this guy needs help," Moon took out a long list. "Good thing I'm the Master of Morbid." She walked over to the dumpster. "HEY GENIE! I GOT SOME IDEAS!"
Tanabi blinked. "You do know genies can't kill, right?" he said to her.
"But Security Authors can!"
Soon after that FF2 and WG appeared as they looked over the Inventory of Magical Artifacts, which if we wanted to we could go over it all, and give everyone's magical items Cameos but We won't...mostly for time constraints. "The Elder Wand, Jafar's Staff, Maleficent's scepter, Willy the giant's magic beans… yep, looks like everything's here," WG said.
"Now lets hope that these items don't fall into the wrong hands and cause an impending doom upon us all," Tanabi said, and everyone looked at him funny. "…What? We need a set-up for the plot, don't we?"
FF2 sighed. "Well, at least things aren't going TOO bad…"
"Oh, thank God! I thought I missed my shift!" Dragongirl exclaimed, flying in.
"What the…?! Dragongirl?! What are you doing here?" WG asked.
"It's my turn to guard the club tonight… isn't it?"
"I thought it was my turn," Tanabi said.
"Guys, we all agreed that at least 4 different authors would get a turn for each episode," Fanatic said, walking in.
"What the…?! Fanatic?! I thought… we were just… what?!"
"Dude, you're in America, speak English!" Scoobycool9 scoffed.
"Scoobycool9?! You already had an appearance in the LAST episode!" FF2 exclaimed.
"So did you!"
"Whoa, what's going on here?" Kat asked as she and Orion walked over. "What's with all the extra security?"
"Either there's a staff meeting, or there's been another fan-girl riot," Orion stated.
"We REALLY need to get that fence up, then." Colin replied as he and Sailor walked over.
"Yeah, I don't think the Ouran High School Host Club can take any more glompings," Sailor added.
"Good gravy, guys! Doesn't anyone have a set schedule?!" Tanabi cried.
"This fic is being written by two people who write off the top their heads and throw in whatever random idea that comes to mind- I doubt any schedule is set," Tracker spoke up, stepping up next.
"Okay, first order of business, we are making up a schedule for who all to appear in what episode," WG said to Fanatic.
"Yeah, who's next to show up? Flip Chan?" Scoobycool9 questioned.
Flip Chan then ran in. "Hey, am I late?" he asked.
"Don't you have a Shaggy, Pugsy, and Flip episode to work on?" Fanatic questioned.
"Yeah, but ATF's taking a break, saying he had to run somewhere real quick,"
"Just go back to his account," WG sneered. Flip shrugged and walked off. "Alright, well… since we're all here, we might as well get into some sort of position."
"Right. Tracker, Kat, Orion, Fanatic, and I can keep guard inside, since we don't use much magic," Dragongirl suggested.
"Tanabi, Sailor and I can go up on the roof and make sure no one's pulling the whole 'creeping through the shadows' cliché!" Colin volunteered.
"That leaves, FF2, WG, Moon and I out here," Scoobycool9 said, then turned to the audience. "I hope we didn't forget anyone while going through the names…"
"Wait, where IS Moon?" FF2 asked.
They looked over at the dumpster, where Moon was showing Genie some blue-prints. "…and then while he's writhin in agony, you conjure up some scorpions and I can stuff them inside the wound in his stomach…" she was explaining to him (he was going from blue to green by this point).
"Moon! For the love of all that's holy, don't be showing him that!" WG snapped, storming over. "…Stuffing scorpions in the wounds is going too easy. Now if you REALLY want to make him suffer, I'd go with baby rattle-snakes, since they don't know when to let go when they bite, as well as some beetles, centipedes, and maggots. We can have the scorpions crawl up his pant-legs before we set them on fire…"
Tanabi sighed and turned to the audience. "Stay tuned, folks. We're in for another two-parter," he said.
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A/N: We wanted to have this posted a couple weeks ago… but late is better than never, right?
Next part, our villains go through with their plot and we try to find a way to bring the magic back!
(PS, if I forgot to include anyone, I sincerely apologize)
