Author's Note: Umm...
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers, Nintendo does... and I STILL have to keep telling you this. (Emo tear)
"Before I discuss my plan..." Link said, calmly and collectively. "I have to tell you guys some things that are very important and are tethered to this plan. You ready for it?"
Peach nodded. Pit said "OK!" and Ness said "Okay." Lucas just shuffled his feet, awkwardly.
"Alright," Link said, eying the stone wall and the pick-it fence on top. "Here is my plan..."
Peach leaned forward eagerly, Pit did too. Ness started playing with his yo yo while he listened and Lucas continued to shuffle his feet.
"I have to ask," Link admitted, "why did Master Hand hire Tabuu? Samus is right when she said Tabuu tried to kill Master Hand, because he did! Porky is understandable, because... uhh... well... Ness, what is Porky like?"
"Easy!" Ness instantly said, grabbing his yo yo as it coiled back up the small white string connected to it. "He's really selfish. He hates me 'cause his dad owed my dad money and stuff. He decided to join the Giygas and has been running his own personal army for over ten thousand years!"
"How is that possible?" Pit asked, cocking his head to one side in slight confusion.
"Never mind," Link interrupted. "It's obvious Porky joined in to get the gold, yeah? Well Tabuu is obviously working for someone higher then Master Hand, which leads me to my final question that I bet my life on is the key to this whole thing, who is Master Hand working for!?"
"That all makes sense!" Peach cried.
"It does," Ness said, starting to play with his yo yo again. "But can we get back to the plans now? I really want to hurry up so we can go inside, the rain isn't my favorite element..."
"We can't go back inside," Link explained quickly. "We're the only ones left who haven't completely given up hope yet, so our freedom is up to us now!"
"..." "..." ". . ." "..."
"But... eh heh heh heh. We're all used to saving the world right?"
"Yep!" Pit said, nodding knowingly.
"Yes," Ness joined in.
"A little..." Lucas said, blushing slightly.
"Yeah!" Peach cheered.
"You, Peach?" Link couldn't help but ask. "I mean, you're kind of like... Zel--"
"I had my time when Mario got kidnapped," Peach said, winking evilly.
"Alright, anyways... as I was saying about my plan... Pit, you have the Wing of Icarus yeah?"
"Yup!"
"Where?"
"My room!"
"Oh... you'll have to go get them after I finish discussing my plan. Alright... Lucas, Ness? Who is lighter out of the two of you?"
"Lucas," Ness instantly replied.
"Whaa--?" Lucas asked, as though he had not been paying any attention to the conversation to begin with.
"Alright!" Link chirped happily. He then bent down to Lucas and said softly, "Lucas... I know this is a lot to ask for, but we need you..."
"How can you need us when you haven't even discussed the plan!?" Pit asked, somewhat unhappily.
"Oh, whoops!" Link said, standing up and hitting his own head. "Ha ha haaa... sorry, I totally slipped my mind there!"
Pit and Lucas both groaned. Ness sighed unhappily and continued to play with his yo yo.
"Here's my plan," Link said, standing up perfectly straight and broadening his shoulders like an army general. "First off, we're going to need a diversion for Porky and Tabuu, that's where Pit and Lucas come in. Once Porky and Tabuu are distracted, Peach, Ness and I will--"
"WAIT!" Peach suddenly yelled, raising her hand in the air.
"Y-yeah, Peach?" Link asked, flinching slightly at her sudden outburst.
"I have... THIS!" Peach said, pulling a Final Smash Ball out of one of her magical, Super Mario pockets. "Pit, you can call your army you run as your Final Smash, right?"
Pit's eyes lit up, "You know it!"
Peach giggled and murmured something in Link's long ears.
Link grinned slightly evilly and said, "Alright, here is the new plan: Pit, you will still distract Porky and Tabuu, but in a better way! You'll fly over the fence and when they both see you, use your Final Smash to slow things down. Ness, Peach and I will be right behind you, so you--"
"How are you guys gonna get over the wall?" Pit interrupted.
Link paused, then grinned at Peach and Ness. "It'll be complicated, but here is my plan... Ness, Peach? You guys think you can handle a bit of weight?"
Peach nodded, "Uh-huh."
"Okay," Ness said, putting his yo yo away and starting to listen with slight interest.
"Alright!" Link laughed. "Here we go... I'll start off by this; Peach, you and Ness will have to grab onto my shoulders... or something because I'm going to jump up into the air and do my spin attack, that'll get us a little high up. Ness, you'll then have to somehow manage to use you PK Thunder so you can get both Peach, myself, and yourself high enough. Finally, Peach will use her parasol and we'll all make it over the wall, then we finish Tabuu and Porky off and get to the bottom of this! We'll have to be fast, so are you guys ready?"
"Isn't there any easier way to do this?" Ness asked, desperately.
"If we had Meta night, maybe..." Link said, narrowing his eyes. "But... actually, Pit... you take Ness and Lucas! Peach and me will go together! Sounds a bit easier, right?"
"Sure!" Pit said, nodding. "Alright, I'll be right back!" The little angel then ran inside the mansion to get his Wings of Icarus.
"I don't know about this, Link," Peach said, nervously grasping her Final Smash Ball in her right hand. "What if we're walking right into a big trap?"
"Then it's a small price to pay for everyones freedom," Link said gravely.
"B-but they think this is all my fault!" Peach cried, "Why should we help them when they think we're keeping them here!?"
"Peach..." Link said, taking the Princesses free hand. "Being a hero always means defending people you don't like."
"I guess..."
"I'm back!" Pit chirped, flying towards Link and Peach, his small wings glowing a pretty light blue.
"OK!" Link said, "We ready!?"
"Yeah!" Peach laughed, handing Pit her Final Smash Ball.
"Let's move out!" Pit said, holding up his trusty bow.
"Okay!" Ness joined in, nodding in his trademark way.
"Well... alright," Lucas said nervously.
"Good," Link said when Pit's eyes became a fiery yellowy-orange. "Well... we might no make it out of this... but... let's do our best! For freedom!"
"Yeah!" "Sa-weet!" "Okay!" "Alright..."
To Be Continued...
