After we apprehended Bob and gagged him in the basement, we began to eat the food. One thing to say about that: IT WAS AMAZING.

"Kaz, no more pizza," I said. "You already ate one tray!"

"So? I'm still hungry!"

Fatass…I'm about to throw him in the basement…

"Other people need to eat!"

"I don't care!"

I frowned a little before sitting down. But before I did so, I came up with something to make everyone-including Lars-freak out.

"Hey guys," I began. "Wanna hear something hilarious?"

"Yeah," Lars said. "Lay it on us."

"Okay…ahem…"

It took all of my willpower not to break down in a laughing fit as I said this.

Hey I just met you

And this is crazy!

The condom broke;

You're having a baby!

I ended it with jazz hands and cracked up as I saw everyone's reactions and faces. Lars' was the most priceless. He sat down his pizza slowly and gulped down his drink.

"Uh…what?" He asked, keeping himself from stuttering.

"We're having a baby!"

He turned whiter than a sheet as he stood up and faced me. I turned completely red as he cupped my face with his hands and kissed me. Color returned to his face as he whispered into my ear.

"I hope you're kidding," He said.

"I am," I said. "Sorry about that. It was a little joke."

"You fooled me."

He turned around and faced everyone, who heard everything. I wanted them to.

"So…you're not pregnant?" Kaz asked. "Good. That means that I still have a chance!"

Lars lunged at Kaz and a huge fight broke out. Goddammit…

"Guys, stop!"

Jun and I quickly jumped in and broke it up. Talk about tension in the air. These two were staring at each other almost as if they were gonna rip each other's throats out!

"Ahem…okay, let's start the reviews."

I quickly pulled out the reviews and began reading, as any chance of continuous silence could trigger another fight.

"Okay, first one's from Xyrind, and she asked…"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...Leo in a dress-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So…what now? Oh yeah…
Guys, why didn't you turn around and watch Dragunov pole dancing? He looked awesome! And did you know, my nose bled several times while watching him. :-')
Okay…here are the questions!
Leo, did you like the dress? In my opinion, you look wonderful in one. :)
Asuka and Lili, your heads still in pain? Well, good for you!
Lars, what is the Tyndall Effect?
Dragunov, cool dance moves! *Thumbs up* Would you mind if you talk? King Julian requested, and if you say no, well, refer to the previous threat. :)

Okay, bye!

"We were not gonna turn around," The boys said. "We're not interested in that stuff."

"I was."

Everyone turned towards Anna. Yeah, seems legit.

"Of course you did," Nina said. "The name 'slut' seems to fit you now."

"Shut up!"

Leo frowned and folded her arms. "I don't care for dresses. And the fact that those three pigs over there enjoyed it made me dislike them period."

Lars, Jin, and Hwoarang rubbed the back of their heads in embarrassment. Oh well…

Asuka frowned, but Lili was in France with a reviewer. Score one for her.

"Lars, you have another smart review…"

He was sitting down in my chair with a cup of tea and reading a book. I forgot to mention he has a very intelligent side. Although, I think you guys have noticed at this point.

"The Tyndall Effect is when a visible path of light produced by the scattering action of particles in a colloidal solution on a beam of light passed through it. I hope that answers your question."

It pays to have a smart, yet perverted boyfriend…sometimes.

Dragunov took another piece of paper and pencil and scribbled down his answer.

NO.

"She'll bring in the lemurs," I said. "I don't want them in here!"

Then I'll go outside, He wrote. I'm not talking!

Armed with a grenade launcher, some ammo, and a jacket and walked outside. We heard the screeches of the lemurs and the grenade launchers go off. Ignoring that…

"Okay, next one is from EyeOfTheStorm, and they said…"

Hey Jaycee, Marduk, King and , fight each other, please.
Mishimas, seriously dude, who uses their heads for throws?

As if on cue, Jaycee (Julia), Marduk, King, and Armor King began a tag team match. Good thing I have a wrestling ring built, haha.

"Our heads are hollow," Heihachi said. "So it doesn't hurt as bad."

"Yours might be," Lars said. "But it hurts like hell."

I held my head in pain, almost as if I could feel it as well. I'm so glad I'm not one of them.

"Okay, next one's from sono. , and he asked…"

I'm back with something so…epic. Btw Xiao, let's keep my gender between me, you, Miharu, and Alisa.
Asuka-chan needs a hug! And please don't punch me-hugs Asuka-one thing I should do to Lili is cuff her. Also to Julia-san, Jaycee or yourself?
That's all

Asuka accepted the hug, but then broke the news to the reviewer.

"Lili's in France," She said. "So…you're gonna have to wait to cuff her."

Lars stood by me, holding me by my waist. I didn't bother saying anything to him. At least he didn't sneak up on me. Oh yeah; Mickie left last night, to those who were wondering. I guess the BSAA needed her sooner than she thought. Oh well. Duty calls.

"Next one's from YungQ94, and they asked…"

You seem like an imaginative author so time for some questions.

Kazuya-Nothing but respect for you. My question is if you had a choice of a theme song would you choose a hip hop beat or something Japanese orientated.

Jinpachi-So after the intro movie for the console version we left off with you near a street with some "fun" activity going on. Tell me, were you able to give the girls their long stroke if you know what I mean ;)

Steve-how do you feel about people attempting or ogling your mom and aunt? Mad right?

Jaycee-Julia, can you understand what Armour King and King are saying?

Miguel- You're my main character in T6 and TTT2. What is your opinion on all the females in the cast?

Zafina-How come you don't have a job teaching yoga?

Jun-so first business back to Earth is to hand Ancient Ogre his shit right?

Heihachi-How did you train Kuma and why?

Lee-Why are you so good in the games!? Seriously your swag combos are, well…swaggerous.

Jin and Hwoarang-How does it feel that every M rated fanfic is with you guys fucking?

Steve-If there is another gaming boxer would you tag team with him or her to fight Balrog and Dudley

Baek-Street Fighter gal by the name of Juri, has your same fighting style. Fight her maybe?

My left eye continued to twitch after I finished reading. Uh…yeah…

"Um…you guys get it."

"If I had a theme song," Kaz said. "I would have a Japanese theme. With a little touch of rock."

"WHY ARE YOU NEAR THE FRIDGE!?"

Kaz's eyes widened as he shut the refrigerator door and ran with a slice of pizza in his mouth. I followed him, completely livid. A toddler has better comprehension skills than him…

"Now that…that's a secret."

Heihachi stared at his father, mouth agape. He can't talk about being freaky; he had a son he didn't even know about until Tekken 6!

"Dad, that's disgusting," He said. "What the hell!?"

"Shut up, son!"

Jin and Lars stared at both of them, unable to believe what he was hearing. They were born into a family full of whores…I feel sorry for them.

Steve was in his room, getting dressed in a tuxedo. Today was the day that he got married to a reviewer! Whoo!

"It does bother me that people touch on my mother and aunt," He said. "But canonically, I don't even know them. But yeah, it does bother me some."

Jaycee paused from the tag team and said, "No, I don't. But Marduk can understand some."

"Not really…CONTINUE FIGHTING!"

"SHUT UP!"

The brawl continued. Now I knew why I had that installed…because Lars and I would always fight over cereal in the morning! Irony; it comes to ya eventually.

"My opinion on all the ladies in Tekken? Hmm…"

Oh look, he finally recovered from his hangover and beatdown. I hope he doesn't include me either.

"Christie, Nina, Anna, Julia and Michelle are totally hot," He said. "Alisa's too robotic."

"Watch it," Lars said. "Or else I'll make her chop you up."

"Alright…Xiaoyu and Miharu are too childish!"

Xiaoyu and Miharu appeared behind him, cracking their knuckles. Strike two, Miguel…

"Uh…Kunimitsu and Zafina are amazing. Zafina takes my heart though."

"Until she rips out your heart and skewers it," I muttered under my breath. Lars glared at me until I promised to keep my outbursts to myself.

"I feel special knowing that a Spaniard loves me. Nice to know I touch someone's heart."

Zafina reminded me of a contortionist. Maybe she is one deep down. Who knows?

"Although being a yoga teacher sounds lovely," She began. "I'll stick to being a fortune teller, as I can foresee the future."

"A girl that knows the future," Miguel said. "I like surprises."

Yeesh…get a room!

"If you mean that I'm gonna beat the shit out of Ogre," She began. "Then that's exactly what I'm gonna do."

Heihachi was sitting around the fire, listening to Christmas carols with Kuma by his side. (Oops! Forgot to mention I had gotten the place ready for Christmas tomorrow. Happy holidays!)

"I trained Kuma because I trained his father," He said. "As for him knowing how to communicate with humans…that is a phenomenon I fail to understand to this day."

Well put in my opinion.

"Oh please," Lee said, coming out of nowhere. "My swag rubs off on everyone. Thank you and Happy holidays!"

Jin and Hwoarang did a double take on their question. And as soon as they did, well…if the bathroom could talk, boy would it be cursing me to hell, because they were SPRINTING I SAY.

"Well yes," Steve said, answering his question. "I would enjoy that. Anything to allow me to punch Balrog's teeth down his throat."

Baek came out, dressed in his Tae Kwon Do uniform. Juri was the same. Lee hit the gong and it was go time. Boy, is it chaos around here…oh well.

"Next one's from XiaoyinFan1, and she asked…"

LOL…Jin, Lars, and Hwoarang, did you find Leo fabulous in her dress? *Wink*Hope you like it, because you looked dumbfounded XD
Anyway, to the asks…

To All:

DO CARMELLDANSEN! (It's a Sweden dance, so you have the right to blame Lars XD)

Lars looked even more dumbfounded than when he saw Leo in a dress. He was probably repeating some words in his head in Swedish he knew I wouldn't understand.

"Do we really have to do it?" He asked. Everyone tried not to stare, but boy were they failing.

"Unfortunately," I said, playing the music. "So get to it! I'll join you all."

So…we all began dancing the Carmelldansen! I feel special!

(About ten dancing-filled minutes later…)

About ten minutes later, we all collapsed on the floor, laughing as hard as hell. But we have a lot of reviews to get through.

"Okay, next one's from one of my favorite reviewers, AngelInTheDark19! It's been a while. She asked…"

I'm back! I've been busy like hell! College life is not easy! :D Another exam is coming :(

I missed you LuluneriRE-TKLover! And Jin too! (Hugs Jin tightly that makes him gasp for air) Now Xiaoyu don't be upset! I love you too! You're the best couple!

To my questions!

Lars, it's bugging me, some people pair you up with Alisa, do you like her? Or Xiaoyu?

Kazuya, are you happy that Jun is back?

Heihachi…I don't like you… (punches him that sends him hard in the wall)

Hey Kazuya! (Grabs him from the chair and chokes him) We have a rematch! Against Albert Wesker, of course! Don't you dare make your silly cowardly personality now! Unleash your true power! And show what you're made of! (Throws him hard on the chairs where the Tekken Characters are) Just you wait! Kazuya Mishima! And Jin! (Drags him towards his dad) Now! You two are tagged against… (Goes in the back of the stage and brings Wesker and Chris) We have a special rematch today! (Wesker seems uninterested and begins to walk away) Don't you dare make another step, ALBERT WESKER! I can blow all Umbrella facilities with just one push of this button! (Shows the remote to him)

Chris: Just press that goddamned thing Allison! (Wesker punches him so hard in his face that his nose bleeds)

Wesker: Let the rematch begin, Dear Heart… (She blushes and runs to him and…SLAP!)

Excella: Don't you dare kiss my Wesker! (She gets up and slaps her hard)

Allison: Your Wesker? He belongs to Claire Redfield, you flirty bitch!

Excella: But you're trying to kiss him!

Allison: (Fidgeting) Well, it's true I love him! Got a problem with that, you whore!? But I gave him to Claire! (Shows her fist with raging flames)

Allison: Claire, give your support! (Claire entered and Chris frowned)

Chris: Don't you cheer Wesker, Claire!

Allison: Why YOU! (Punched Chris again)

Chris: Son of a-! Who are you, Lady!?

Allison: I'm the grave digger! If you don't want me burying you alive, then shut up, and do as I say!

(She punches Lei, who's sleeping in the nearby chair)

Lei: What was that for!?

Allison: Do your job properly or you'll die! (Grabs him at the neck)

Lei: Yes mam…

Get Ready For The Next Battle!

Chris and Wesker VS Kazuya and Jin!

I looked up and saw everything come together as the tag teams formed. I stopped them before they could begin.

"Wait," I said. "Do the other reviews first, then we'll do the fight!"

I looked at Chris, who looked like he was aging like wine. Boy, does he look good… "CHRISTOPHER!"

I gave him the biggest hug known to mankind, and he returned it. Lars didn't mind. They met backstage a few times.

"Crossover alert," I heard him say. "I hope you understand that."

"I do," I said. "But you guys are guests! So it doesn't count. Have fun!"

"Hey!"

I let go and returned to Lars, who was about to answer his question.

"Uh, it's a little bit of both actually," He said. "But…I can't choose. I love them both as if they were my sisters. Okay, the storylines I had to play made me think of them more than that, but you get it."

Kaz hugged Jun almost to the point that she was almost out of breath. She pried herself away from him with a crowbar and took some deep breaths.

"Does that answer your question?" She asked, still breathing heavily.

I looked over at Kuma, who was hovering over Heihachi's broken and unconscious body. Damn Allison. Just…damn. You beat me to it.

"Alright guys, get ready!"

I stood near the gong, while stepping over Baek and Juri. They went at it until they couldn't breathe. Poor guys.

"FIGHT!"

I rung it as Lei ran to safety and was still able to referee the fight. I thought I had it tough. I was completely wrong on that call.

Chris set down all his weapons, except for his knife, which was in its sheath. Wesker scoffed as he got into a fighting stance, waiting for either Jin or Kaz to make a move.

"Your move," He mocked. "I don't have all day."

Kaz growled and charged towards Wesker, completely missing him by inches. Wesker countered by digging his heel into Kaz's back after slamming him down with his foot. He grinded his heel for good measure.

"Pathetic," Wesker said. "You're too wild with your movements."

Jin tried to uppercut Chris, but he backstepped and arched his back backward enough that he missed, and retaliated with a rising elbow to his jaw, making water appear in his eyes. Yeah, I taught him well. Jin stumbled back, regaining his balance and composure.

"Dammit," He said. "Lulu, I know you're behind this!"

"A little," I said, not even trying to lie. "But what he's doing isn't in my power."

"Argh!"

Kaz pushed Wesker's feet away and came back to a vertical base. All Wesker did was wipe a smudge off his glasses without worrying.

"If this is all the power the Mishimas have, I'm better off destroying the world," He said, becoming cocky and putting his glasses back on. "At least I'll be separating the wheat from the chaff."

"Aw shut up," Chris said. "These guys are not to be messed with."

I second that wholeheartedly, Chris.

"You wanna see power?" Kaz said, changing into his devil form. "I'll show you power!"

(A little over an hour later…)

The fight was fierce, but it finally came to a close. Neither team was able to stay on their feet for long periods of time, and I guess that means it's a draw. Dammit…

"And the winner is…" Lei coughed a little. "No one. Yippie, at least I'm alive."

Boy, was that intense…

"Okay, as they scrape themselves off of the floor, I'm gonna continue. Next one's from xXThe Solaris MaidenXx, and she asked…"

Hi people
O.O Go easy on the pizza, I made some more though, like 3 more, so chill
Kazuya: Go easy on the Pizza…no I'm serious don't eat too much and yeah THIS IS SPARTA…uh…I mean THIS IS TEKKEN! Don't beat up Ryu too much or Jun might come on your case:P
Lulu: Wait, if Heihachi is like Voldemort…then who is like Dumbledore…or snape
Lars: Yes man! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT! *High fives him*
Jin: Of course he doesn't, you're the best of the best! ...duh and don't beat Ryu up that much, you might get grounded again :P
Hwoarang: Dude, suck it up and move on! Beat up someone else
Asuka, Jun and Nina: Oh I see, don't stare too hard at the screens, Jun, It'll mess up your eyes, don't get too involved because there's a lot of bloodshed and we don't want another fighter like you dying and Nina, y'know my friend said that she wanted to be a ninja then I was like be a professional assassin like Nina Williams and kick everyone's butts 'cause she's awesome
Lili: Awesome! Let's go!
P.S.:Keep Bob away from the pizza and Kazuya DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING THE PIZZA BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE!
Thanks for answering my questions and good job :)

I had to think on my question. I couldn't think of people to fit those names at the moment…by the way, Kaz and Jin can't answer their questions. After the fight, they're completely out of it. And…Lars returned your high five with a smile.

"I won't rest until I defeat Jin," Hwoarang said, completely in denial. "It's my destiny!"

"If it's your destiny, then why do you lose?" Xiaoyu asked randomly with a giggle. Hwoarang slammed his fist on the table and stomped out of the room, outraged.

"I won't become too involved with the Mishima Zaibatsu," Jun said. "I'm gonna use it to undo the damage Jin and Kaz have done."

Nina smiled at her review. She wasn't gonna cut corners with her explanation, either.

"It's a breath of fresh air when another person wants to be an assassin," She said. "But it takes a lot of work and dedication to be one. Do you have what it takes?"

"Lili's waiting outside," I said. "Get going! And don't worry about Bob. I tied him up downstairs. And I gave Kaz a warning."

Just as I was about to read another review, Lars grabbed my hand and made me drop my IPad. I looked up towards the ceiling. Oh, now it all makes sense…

"Uh…the mistletoe?" I asked. He cupped my face and pulled me closer. Yep…

"Merry Christmas Lulu," He said before kissing me.

"Get a room," I heard Kaz say. I purposely leaned against the wall where a button was and…well, let's just say you won't be finding him in this questionnaire for a few minutes…muhahahahahaha…

I broke the kiss as everyone came together in the camera and yelled, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!"

I stepped forward and said, "The wedding will take place in the next chapter! That will be part two to this Christmas Special! Later!"

"We're clear!"


Yaaaay! I did as best as I could to get some of them done. Hope you're happy, because this is the longest chapter I've done yet! See ya soon! Lulu is out!