Hey guys! I just want to say thank you for all the reviews and all the support, and this chapter is for Unnatural Reader's birthday! I hope you enjoy this chapter! I am so thankful that I've already gotten a review for chapter 6, and here is my comment on your review!:
Unnatural Reader: Thank you for submitting your birthday, and I know the fight and then immediate forgiveness might be somewhat cliche, or even a complete cliche, and while I'm sorry for that, I just didn't know what to do with the two, and so I just decided to do what I did. I hope that I made their dialogue a bit more interesting, but then, it is a cliche, so I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't the case. Anyways, thanks for liking the chapter, and I hope you like this one!
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insanemaelstorm: I'm glad you liked it, and I completely agree! Fucking hell, at least they won't get drunk and then fall all over Naruto...at least not yet! :}
BBWulf: Thank you, and I do understand that I need a BETA, but since I don't have a set schedule I just push out chapters whenever I can, and a BETA would only low my updates further. When I finish my fanfics I'll proofread them, but until them I am sorry for whatever mistakes I make. I'm glad you like the conversation, as I think that is a big factor in how good fanfics are, because while sometimes OOCness is good, it's not something that should be done in heavy doses, ya know? Glad you like the story, and hopefully you like this chapter!
This chapter is for Unnatural Reader as a birthday present! Thank you so much for submitting your birthday Unnatural Reader, and I hope you like this chapter!
P.S. Naruto is now 18, Orochimara is 17, Jiraiya is 17 and Tsunade is 16.
On with the story!
Years trickled by, and Team 4 managed to do many things under the tutelage of Hiruzen Sarutobi. They helped villagers, moved in together, and beat up each other often. Well, it was mostly Jiraiya getting beaten up by either Orochimara, Tsunade, or both whenever he tried peeping as they took baths, but that never truly bothered anyone. Naruto came to be their personal chef, and with that title he also became the one to buy all the grocery's as well.
Team 4 was an obviously different team due to any different factors, but the biggest was their training regimen. Monday's were when Hiruzen trained all four of his students, and Tuesday's Naruto took Orochimara while Hiruzen took Tsunade and Jiraiya. On Wednesday's Naruto trained Jiraiya while Tsunade and Orochimara trained with Hiruzen, and on Thursday's Tsunade got her, by them, much wanted time alone to train with Naruto. On Friday, Hiruzen would take Naruto aside for training, and Saturday was used as another day for Hiruzen to train the four at once. Sunday was the day they went to the Hokage's office to choose a mission, which is were we currently see Team 4.
"No Hiruzen! The mission is far to dangerous for your team yet, and my word is final!" Yelled the Second Hokage, one Tobirama Senju, as he slammed his right hand down onto the desk in front of him.
"Please Grand-uncle!" Tsunade begged, but the man was firm in his words.
"No Tsunade. The Land of Rice and The Land of Waterfall are threats, and I will not be sending you out! You're only a Genin, as are all your other teammates, and while I feel slightly more secure with you being with Naruto and Hiruzen, they just can't possibly be enough to protect you, Jiraiya, and Orochimara. I'm sorry, but it just can't happen!" Tsunade's lips tightened into a thin line, her eyes smoldering with heat as she glared at her great grand-uncle.
"Is there possibly another mission we can take Hokage-same?" Naruto asked smoothly, quickly intervening in the verbal battle in which Tsunade was about to start.
"Well, you can catch Tora, old lady Margaret needs her fences painted, the Narako Ramen Stand needs repainted due to graffiti, a-"
"UGH! I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING VILLAGE" Tsunade screamed in fury as she punched the wall, her fist going through completely.
"TSUNADE! THAT'S THE SECOND FUCKING WALL THIS WEEK THAT YOU'VE DESTROYED!" Tobirama yelled right back.
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU'D LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I WOULDNT BE SO MOTHERFUCKING ANGRY!" By this time the Senju shouting match had become too much for the rest of Team 4's ears, and, to no avail, their valiant efforts to try and protect their hearing did not work.
"DAMNIT TSUNADE I SAID NO! AND JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL, NO MEANS MOTHERFUCKIN' NO!" Tsunade's glare was enough to melt any normal man, but Tobirama just shook of the heat and glared right back.
"Say Tobi, what do you think great grandpa Hashirama would say if he were here right now?" As if on cue Hashirama walked into the office, licking an ice cream cone.
"Hey guys! So, what did I miss?" His attitude caused everyone to sweatdrop.
"Tobi won't let me go on a mission!" Tsunade whined before looking at her great grandpa with puppy eyes, causing the God of Shinobi to melt.
"Aww! You can go on whatever mission you want Tsu-chan! Tobirama! Give her the mission scroll she wants!" Tobirama growled at the demanding voice before doing as he was told, and thusly Tsuande got what she wanted.
Time Skip
"You've gotta teach me to do that Tsu-chan!" Orochimara teased as they walked down the dirt road they were on, Jiraiya, Naruto and Hiruzen lagging slightly behind the two females.
"Oh shut up Orochimara! I just wanted to get out of the village, and if that was the only way to do it, then holy fuck is it worth it!" Orochimara couldn't help but mentally nod in agreement with the blond Senju, and after that they walked in silence. The mission was a simple one, all Team 4 had to do was help a man named Lord Tourettes get from the Land of Rice to the Village Hidden in the Mist for a meeting, then escort him back.
The reason Tobirama had reacted the way he had was due to rising tensions between Konoha and The Land of Rice, but such things didn't bother Tsunade, as she was in her own little world. The trip took a week with tree hopping and breaks being far and few, but Team 4 didn't slack. Lord Tourettes was a an of 5'9, with hair white as fresh milk and navy blue eyes. He was wearing a male kimono, which was red silk with golden lining. He wore gold slik shoes, and despite his noble garbs, he wore a pointed, bright green hat on his head.
"Well hello! You must be those FUCKING Konoha ninja I've heard have taken my mission!" Immediately, his odd vocabulary raised the eyebrows of everyone on Team 4, and they all glanced at each other as if to ask, "Is this guy serious?"
"Well, we have a long way to go, and we don't want be be caught FUCKING around, not do we?" Out of nowhere Lord Tourettes took a scroll from his sleeve and lobbed it to Naruto, who caught it with ease.
"That scroll holds all of my SHIT, so I expect you not to FUCK with it. Hm hm!" His little giggle was odd, but no one questioned it. They all started off towards Kiri, none of them bored due to Lord Tourettes' ever so distinctive dialogue.
"Aw! Look at these beautiful, COCK SUCKING butterflies!" He said as they passed a grassy meadow.
"Look at all these daisies!" He said as they passed a field full of flowers. They ended up spending a day there due to his want to pick them all.
"I can't believe I picked all the flowers! It was so MOTHERFUCKING hard, but I did it! Hm hm!" And then Team 4 was forced to hold all the flowers Lord Tourettes had picked for three days. However, Lord Tourttes changed his mind on keeping them when he saw a bear.
"Aw! I want to give that fluffy wuffy bear my flowers!" And so, Team 4 gave them to the creature, but they didn't escape without a few scratches. It took them nearly four more days to get within a days travel of Kiri while traveling at a civilians pace...with Lord Tourettes being a constant slacker. It was when Team 4 was pitching tents when Lord Tourettes threw down three bombs with knock out gas at the Konoha nin, a gas mask seemingly appearing out of thin air on his face.
"Ha! I've got you BITCH BABIES right where I want you! Get them you COCKSUCKERS!" Suddenly, a ninja wearing red and a ninja wearing blue, both without hitai-ate's, jumped down from the trees.
"Aw yeah! Hey baby! Excuse my French, but I wanna fuck!" Orochimaru and Tsunade looked at each other with raised eyebrows before looking back at the red wearing ninja.
"What does that mean?" They asked in unison, and the red wearing man laughed.
"It means, I wanna fuck!" Tsunade's eye started twitching, and a black mist started forming around Oorchimara's head, but the knock out gas seemingly just then decided to start taking affect, and the two girls collapsed.
"Hey! Only I'ma bang Tsunade and her perfect breasts!" Jiraiya shouted angrily.
"Bitch please! I gonna make you wish you were dead!" The red wearing ninja yelled right back.
"Just like I am inside." The blue one said sadly.
"SHUT UP BLOSER!"
"Wait, what kind of name is Bloser?" Naruto asked with a scoff.
"It's because I'm blue and I'm a total bruiser! Bloser!" Said blue man defended, but he was promptly ignored.
"Just get to the fighting FUCKERS!" Lord Tourettes said as he brandished a guitar.
"Weary travelers, Team 4, Red and Blue, shall I sing a FUCK for you?" Naruto, Jiraiya and Sarutobi looked over at Red and Blue with raised eyebrows, and the duo looked back, equally as puzzled as to where Lord Tourettes found the instrument he now held in his hands.
"Uh.. No?" They said, unsure of what else to say.
"It's too late, for I've already begun! A tweedle COCK and a tweedle BALLS!"
Red held up his sword and nodded to Naruto, and they charged forward courageously to take down Lord Tourettes.
"So, I'll see you later good friend." Naruto said as he shook hands with Red, his eyes flickering down to Lord Tourettes head in Lord Tourettes left hand before looking back up.
"You two are real heros!" Naruto proclaimed as he shook Blue's hand.
"I was a hero before it was cool." Naruto's eyes narrowed at the emo in front of him... and then slapped him across the face.
"Well, goodbye Konoha fucktards!" Red said happily as he turned to walk towards Kiri.
"Fuck you Red!" Tsunade yelled angrily at his back, her eyes flaming.
"You wish babe! Come on Red, let's get DRUNK!"
O.k., I admit that this was more a filler chapter than anything, but I couldn't figure out any other way to transition the beginning of Team 4 to the big Shinobi World War that Konoha will wage against Ame...and also, I've watched a lot of Dick Figures recently so...you might not get this chapter if you haven't watched that Youtube series. Might not be the best chapter I've ever written, but it's the best I could come up with so, I hope you can understand that. Anyways, I hope Unnatural Reader has a great birthday today, and I hope that you all could enjoy reading this!
Chow for Now! Peace:)
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