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The Adventures of the Fellowship, Part Three
The Fellowship _(1)_ looked around as they entered the _(2)_ forest of Lothlorien. Gimli obviously felt _(3)_. "It is said that a great _(4)_ lives in these woods!" he whispered. "But here is one dwarf she will not _(5)_ so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the _(6)_ of a _(7)_!" No sooner had he said this than a group of Elves appeared. "The dwarf _(8)_ so loud," their leader sneered, "we could have _(9)_ him in the dark!"
The Elves _(10)_ agreed to let the Fellowship enter Lorien. Some nights later, as Frodo was _(11)_ through the forest, he encountered Lady Galadriel. She asked if he would like to _(12)_ in her Mirror, and Frodo agreed. In the Mirror, he saw many _(13)_ things: a river, a/an _(14)_ city, a/an _(15)_ at night. But soon the images became more disturbing. Frodo saw orcs _(16)_ in the Shire, and his friends _(17)_ like _(18)_. Finally, he saw a/an _(19)_ Eye: the Eye of Sauron! It was red and wreathed in _(20)_. At last, overcome by terror, Frodo pulled away. Galadriel's warnings only made him feel _(21)_.
As the Fellowship prepared to leave Lothlorien, each member was given a special Elven _(22)_ to shield them from _(23)_ _(24)_. Then the Fellowship _(25)_ into boats and set sail down the Anduin.
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Example (with words provided, as usual, by my sister)
The Fellowship noisily looked around as they entered the tasty forest of Lothlorien. Gimli obviously felt rubbery. "It is said that a great frog lives in these woods!" he whispered. "But here is one dwarf she will not sniff so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the armpit of a cliff!" No sooner had he said this than a group of Elves appeared. "The dwarf sings so loud," their leader sneered, "we could have walked him in the dark!"
The Elves irritatingly agreed to let the Fellowship enter Lorien. Some nights later, as Frodo was yelling through the forest, he encountered Lady Galadriel. She asked if he would like to poop in her Mirror, and Frodo agreed. In the Mirror, he saw many immature things: a river, a shiny city, a banana peel at night. But soon the images became more disturbing. Frodo saw orcs upchucking in the Shire, and his friends purple like wigs. Finally, he saw a menacing Eye: the Eye of Sauron! It was red and wreathed in hand grenades. At last, overcome by terror, Frodo pulled away. Galadriel's warnings only made him feel jovial.
As the Fellowship prepared to leave Lothlorien, each member was given a special Elven raspberry to shield them from overdone bumblebees. Then the Fellowship exploded into boats and set sail down the Anduin.
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AN: So . . . it's been a while, hasn't it? I'm very sorry. The fact is that between school, homework, musical rehearsals, and life in general, I have very little free time to devote to my FF projects :( But never fear! In the past two weeks, I have written this one plus two more, so there should be weekly updates at least until February. I will not abandon this!
(as of 1/25/13 disregard the next paragraph, because as you can tell, the information in it is out of date because I did go back and add the "example")
As to the lack of a filled-out "example" Mad Lib this time, my sister was being annoying and refused to give me words, and there isn't anyone else in the near vicinity that I could ask. So sorry about that. To try and make up for this incomplete chapter (although I'm sure it won't), and because I want to procrastinate doing my homework for as long as possible, I present a List of Really Stupid Things I Have Learned in my First Two Weeks Back at School:
The DMV really is as annoying as everyone says.
Going down a staircase – even one in your own home – in the dark is not a good idea.
Most girls – even fellow alto twos – can't hit that really low E flat. I and the five other girls that can are now "tenorettes." I'm not sure if this is a good or a bad thing.
"Muted" trumpets are really, really loud. Especially if you sit right in front of them.
Colleges are liars. In their emails, they say "(my name), we are so impressed with your accomplishments and we know you'll be a great fit for X University!" Every high-school junior got the exact same emails.
Overall, British TV really is better than American TV.
I miss vacation . . .
