My sweetheart Elincia,
Okay, Dark Pit made me listen to some metal music he listens to and now I fell in love with it. I wonder if anyone would think I'm weird for listening to that kind of stuff. I heard Evil girl and Samus listen to metal music, but I don't know if it's true. I need to go find some metal music. Where can I get one though? Oh wait...E-bay has everything! Now I can always find anything I want. I feel so happy right now and best of all, evil girl hasn't stolen my diary for the first time! This makes me so happy, I should celebrate. Should I throw a party or should I go dance around like an idiot...I'll just continue writting in you Elincia. I'm bored now, so I think I'll start writting about people.
I'm going to write about... Sheik! Ninjas... I'm pretty sure Sheik is a girl but people tell me that Sheik's a boy. It's like Marth except I know Marth's a boy...I think. Back to Sheik now, Yesderday, I was watching her fight against Snake. They were on my stage and I saw Snake grab and choke her. I was going to say "This is how Snake acts like when he has a girlfriend!" but I wasn't going to say that since I would probably loose my head through an explosion or something. Anyways, Sheik got back up and kicked Snake in places that should never be kicked. Right after she kicked him for the last time, two items appeared. The first one was a mushroom looking thing, I wasn't sure if it made you bigger or smaller until Sheik used it... She got bigger. The second item was an awesome beam sword which Sheik picked up which it also become bigger. Snake was so scared that one of his explosives exploded on him. He flew up into the air and Sheik swung the beam sword at Snake. He went flying off stage and he screamed. Man does he scream like an idiot and I thought Link's screaming was annoying. Well, Sheik won the battle...now I know not to mess with her, EVER!
Wow, I never knew I could write that much. Now, I must continue on writting about someone else. I think I'll write about... Olimar! He's so short. He's like a midget with tiny pets that try and hurt you when your nearby. If he were reading this right now, I think his pikmin pets or whatever will kill me or burn me or hurt me in some form. Two days ago, Red, the pokemon trainer, said hello to Olimar. Guess what he did? He first rolled his eyes and then he left. Red was all like "That dude has problems" and those pikmin thingies attacked him. I never knew Red can scream like a girl. I wonder if Olimar has any friends, besides his pet pikmin. I think I'll try and say hi to him sometime.
I'm done talking about the midget...time to write about... Marth! Every day he's having a darker attitude. I was listening to him and Roy talk about what they're doing. I don't care what Roy's doing because what he usually does is stupid, but what Marth said about what he might do is start wearing a black outfit with belts all over his pants. I think it's VERY CRAZY! Maybe I should start wearing a dark outfit...and maybe wear mascara... I'm curious to what I'd look like with that. Marth, WHY ARE YOU CAUSING ME TO GO TO THE DARK SIDE? Wait, I were to join the dark side, would there be any chicken there?
Speaking of darkness... I just saw Ganondorf drag Peach. I'm guessing he got tired of kidnapping Zelda and finally decided to kidnap a girlier princess? Oh well, at least I'm not a princess. I can't really see him dating anyone, I guess because he's pure evil. I'm starting to feel sleepy. I think I'll end here. Goodnight my sweetheart.
-Ike
Hello everyone! Well, here's another chappie of Ike's diary I'm sure you all have been waiting for! Looks like Ike had some good luck since he said he's happy at the beginning of the chapter. He got some kind of good luck... but how? Who ever guesses first and correctly of how Ike's getting good luck gets to have their OC mentioned in Ike's diary! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the chappie.
