Poknove I

Day Six: Math Quiz!

Me: (appearing on all the TVs) Hey you guys! Wake up!

My sister: (butting in) Yeah! We have a Math quiz for you!!

Ben: Not school again!

Heatblast: Why?

Me: Because I said sooooo!! I host this show!

Cameraman: You don't want to see her in the morning.

Me: (staring at my cousin) Don't listen to him!

XLR8: Is it going to be hard?

Charmcaster: Ugghhh!! Math!! Boringness is attacking!

Gwen: I know I'll ace it!

Ben: Duh. YOU study every hour! (glares at Gwen)

My sister: (with a megaphone) Okay everyone! Start now!

Me: Go!

Everyone appears on a desk with a paper and pencil. My sister and I ask questions.

Me: One. Is 2 fourths equivalent to a half?

Ben: Too easy. No!

Heatblast: My pencil and paper melted!

XLR8: Of course the answer is Yes!

Charmcaster: Who cares? Yes.

Gwen: Yes. Duh.

My sister: Two. What do you call these numbers? Two fifths, three fifths and four fifths.

Gwen: Similar Fractions.

Charmcaster: Similar Fractions. Duh.

XLR8: Proper Fractions!

Ben: Ummm…(takes a wild guess) Proper Fractions?

Heatblast: How can I even take this test?

Me: Three. If a pentagon has 5 sides, how many sides does and octagon have?

Ben: 8. Duh.

Gwen: 8.

Charmcaster: 8!

XLR8: 8. Everyone knows that!

Heatblast: I know the answer but I don't have the paper!

My sister: Four. If two plus two is four. Then what is six hundred plus twenty?

Ben: Uhhhh…6020?

Gwen: 620!

Charmcaster: 620. IF you don't know that, you're pretty strange.

Heatbalst: So easy. If only, I had paper!

XLR8: 620!

My sister and I: Since there are like only 5 questions, here's the last! What is one plus one! If you don't know this, you have to see someone quick!

Gwen: 2

Charmcaster: 2!

Heatblast: I clearly know the answer!

Ben: I know this! 2!

XLR8: 2!

Later in the afternoon…

Gwen: The results are in and I got…perfect!

Ben: As usual (frowning)

Charmcaster: I like my results.

Heatblast: (sad) They knew I scorched my paper….

XLR8: Woohooo!

Me: Well, that was pretty interesting. We got to know who is smart.

My sister: If you wondered why this took to long, well, my sis got lazy.

Me: (rolls eyes) sort of.

Cameraman: See you soon!