Chapter 7: The Drugged-Up Kunoichi
The next morning, Stitch woke up by the sun's rays and yawned as he slowly sat up. He then looked down where Kunimitsu was supposed to be, but he only found her foxen mask laying there. He was worried as he picked up the mask and held it the whole time he started looking for her. He headed for the kitchen first. He found Jumba, Pleakley, Valkablaze, and Nani, who was cooking breakfast, but no Kuni.
"Where's sexy kunoichi?" Stitch asked in a worried tone of his cute voice. Jumba shrugged his shoulders.
"No idea, 626." He replied. "I thought Kunimitsu woman was with you."
"She was, but now I can't find her. All I saw was this." Stitch held up her trademark fox mask as he said this. Valkablaze grew wide eyed as he slowly approached him and examined it. There were no stains of blood or laser splots.
"Well, there's nothing unusual on this mask." He observed as he handed the mask back to Stitch. "I don't know where she might be. She might've gone back to Gantu to continue her work."
"Naga without mask! She never leaves without it. She's still here!"
"Look, Stitch." Nani finally spoke. "Maybe she's in Jumba's ship resting."
"Naga! She slept with meega!"
"Oh."
"Don't tell me she ran away." Pleakley panicked. "I'd hate to search for her!"
After this was said, there were three knocks at the front door. Nani paused her cooking and went to go answer it. Stitch began crying quietly as he hugged the foxen mask close to his chest with all four of his arms. Jumba, Valkablaze, and Pleakley watched with sadness.
Over at the front door…
"Hello." Nani greeted to a young Japanese man with flame pants, strong muscles, red gloves, and spikey hair. "Who are you?"
"I am Jin Kazama." He replied. "Valkablaze called me over. Where is he?"
"JIN!" Valkablaze called out as he approached the door. "You finally came. Stitch has something to tell you."
"So, you told me already over the phone. May I come in?"
"Sure." Nani replied as she allowed the famous Tekken fighter to enter the house. "Make yourself comfortable."
"Thanks." Jin walked towards the kitchen and saw Stitch hugging Kunimitsu's mask close to him with tears. He was surprised. "This is…… Stitch?"
"Gaba?" Stitch asked with surprise as he turned around and saw Jin himself. He made a small smile. "Aloha, Jin."
"Well, hello, Stitch. You don't seem evil."
"Meega changed. Meega not evil no more."
"I see. Is that Kuni's?"
"Uh, huh." Stitch nodded as he handed the kunoichi's fox mask to Jin. "She was with me last night… and now, she's gone. Meega don't know where she is!"
"I was told that you loved her."
"Ih."
"And Jumba seems okay with this?"
"Ih."
"Hmm! Interesting concept."
"Yeah. Meega love her much."
"Does she know?"
"Ih. She loves me back."
"That's great… sort of."
"Hey!"
"Okay. It is that great. I'll help you find her."
"Tanka!"
"No problem."
Seconds later, the front door opened and closed. Everybody turned to see who entered. It was Lilo. She stopped all of a sudden.
"Hey, guys…" Lilo started slowly, then grew disgusted. "…uh… what's with Kunimitsu? She looks sick."
"HUH?!" Everybody asked with shock as they turned the corner of the kitchen entrance and did indeed see Kunimitsu slowly walking across the hall with her stomach held tight with nausea. Stitch stepped in front of everybody with wide black eyes in horror, holding her mask in one of his extra hands as Jin gave it back.
"Kunimitsu? You okay?" He asked calmly. Kunimitsu repiled by a loud groan in stomach pain, squeezed her stomach even tighter, and suddenly collasped on the wooden floor hard, becoming unconscious. Stitch quickly ran towards her and tried to wake her up, but it was no avail. Everybody else approached them and Lilo was the most worried. Jumba was just as worried. "KUNI! KUNIMITSU!! WAKE UP!!"
"Oh, my God…" Nani gasped with horror. Valkablaze slowly kneeled down before Kunimitsu and placed a hand on her chest, hoping it was moving. It was… but it was shuttering really fast, like she was hyperventilating. Stitch looked up at him and was scared.
"Well?"
"She's alive, but she's hyperventilating. I wonder why." Valkablaze replied expertly. Stitch got in her face, which was pale. Her mouth was quivering a little and he backed away.
"Oh, naga. Not good. Naga bootifa at all."
"What? You know what's wrong with her?"
"…ih. Meega be… right back." Stitch slowly walked towards an old closet and pulled out an empty metal bucket and came back. He placed it in all four of his hands as he got himself comfortable on top of Kunimitsu's chest and waited. For what was the question to everybody. Jumba approached them next.
"626, what is it with the waiting with metal dumping device?" Jumba asked with puzzlement. A sickening groan answered his question and Kunimitsu slowly sat up, having Stitch moving to her lap this time, still holding the bucket. Jumba remained close as Valkablaze backed away with caution. Jin watched with curiosity. After a silent 3 minutes, Kunimitsu finally vomited into the bucket Stitch was holding and held onto it for support whilst doing so. Stitch nodded and gently patted her back, telling her he was there with her. Jumba was wide eyed as he saw this. So was everybody else. "Oh… my goodness! Kunimitsu's vomiting some kind of…… glowing green substance?"
"Huh?" Lilo asked as she approached the evil genius. "She didn't eat anything?"
"No! Kunimitsu……… has been…… intoxicated."
"GABA?!" Stitch screamed with horror. Everybody else gasped, having Pleakley faint in the back. "Intoxicated?"
"Yes. Remember she was shot by Big Dummy's laserbeams?"
"Ih."
"Laserbeams have poisoned Kuni, making her extremely sick and, forgive me for to be saying this…… high on alien drugs."
"Laserbeams are drugs?" Lilo asked. "That's new."
"New indeed. I have heard of this mysterious drug in laserbeams. 626, I will be needing bucket after she has finished with the stomach emptying."
"Ogata." Stitch reluctantly replied as he waited for Kunimitsu to finish. She finished after 4 more seconds and looked at him with a tear-drenched face. "Kuni, you're not okay."
"I noticed… earlier this morning." Kunimitsu softly spoke as she wiped her mouth with a napkin she pulled out of nowhere. "I felt fine last night."
"Ahhhhhh, ah, ah, ah, ah! 626 is right here, Kunimitsu. You have been drugged." Jumba announced. Kunimitsu went wide eyed as she heard this.
"WHAT?!"
"Yes. Those laserbeams that attacked you last night contained a drug that we aliens are not allowed to take. Since this is first time effecting a human, I will need you in my ship. Come, come!" After that, Jumba took the bucket from his creation and walked off to his ship. Kunimitsu looked over at Stitch, who frowned and nodded once, telling her to go ahead. Kuni smiled before she hugged him for 5 seconds and slowly stood up, proceeding to Jumba's ship. Stitch watched after her, still frowning.
"Meega take care of her now." He mumbled under his breath. Jin was in deep thought as everybody else left, except Valkablaze, who was unexpectedly held back by Jin by the arm. "Honestly…" Stitch turned around as he paused. "…meega was in love with Kuni when she first got here."
"I… never knew you had such tender feelings for this…… Cat Devil. You do know she has the potential to turn away from you, right?" Jin asked.
"Naga. She loves meega, too. Remember?"
"Oh, yeah. So…" Jin paused as he kneeled down closer to the blue experiment. "…this is all a mix-up."
"Huh?"
"Love is keeping Kuni's love for you inside her inner feelings, right?"
"Ih."
"Okay. She felt neglected many times before she arrived here. Since she heard about you winning the contest back in Japan, she was imagining how you would look like deep within her mask, forgetting who she was talking to!"
"Really?"
"Yeah. We were in a plane and I was to be sent to a boy named Keoni for being the runner up while Ling and Gon were along with us as well. They were just with us for company."
(Flashback, to a few days ago…)
Jin, Ling Xiaoyu, Gon, and Kunimitsu were all on a first class plane towards Hawaii for the contest. Ling and Gon were sitting next to each other behind Kunimitsu and Jin. They were the only ones in the plane, other than the pilot.
"Never heard of Stitch." Gon said randomly. "Who is he?"
"An alien with a bad attitude." Jin replied, nearly muttering. Kunimitsu had her foxen mask on and her signature ninja outfit. Her head was bowed down, but little breathing was emitting from her. Ling popped up from behind her and was about to snatch the mask off while she was sleeping until…
"Don't touch me!" Kunimitsu exclaimed as she grabbed the young chinese girl's hand vigoriously. She nearly screamed as she was grabbed. Jin reacted quickly by forcing the kunoichi to let go of Xiaoyu.
"Kuni, calm down." Jin begged as he lowered Kunimitsu's gloved hand down. "Ling was just playing along."
"Sorry, but when it comes to a nap for me, I never want to be disturbed for even the most dumbfounded excuses."
"Ouch." Gon muttered. Ling blushed as she slowly sat back down.
"……sorry, Kuni." She said softly, scared of Kuni's kunai stabbing her any minute.
"All is forgiven." Kunimitsu said as she calmed down. "I'm just wondering more about Stitch. I've been imagining him in my dreams. He sounds…… cute."
"Cute?!" Gon asked with shock. "HHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! News flash, Kunimitsu! Stitch… is not… cute. He's a disease on legs!"
"Oh, Gon, shut the hell up!" Ling exclaimed to the dinosaur. "I think Stitch is cute, too. So, Kuni… what did you see in your dream?"
"He was short, blue, looked like a… mutant koala with two extra apendeges, quills on his back, and big black eyes. His voice was cuter than his looks." Kunimitsu described in a dreamy tone, completely forgetting who she was talking to. The mask hid her dreamy expression, though. "He was stronger than any mighty being I've ever known and smarter than me… and probably a supercomputer as well."
"How did you figure out the smart part?"
"He plotted a perfect stealing scheme in less than a second."
"Goddamn!" Gon exclaimed. "That's fast thinking!"
"Fast as it was, it impressed me. I was so interested in him, I nearly…… nearly……… ugh! I can't say it."
"You nearly what?" Ling asked. "You can tell me. Sure, Jin and Gon will hear it, but I'll back you up."
"Thanks. I nearly… kissed him."
"Whoa! Kissed him where?"
"Where every lover would love to be kissed at first sight."
"Oooooh. You got frisky, huh?"
"I couldn't help it. He was so adorable, I figured a kiss wasn't enough if it was on the cheek."
"You said nearly, though. Does that mean that you were about to kiss him before I tried to grab your mask and I woke you?"
"Yes."
"Oh… sorry. I ruined your lovely moment."
"That's okay. I was better off trying to kiss Yoshimitsu's ass for being such a retarded rival."
"Ya got that right!!" Gon agreed with humor. Jin was in deep thought the entire time and he was figuring something out at what Kunimitsu just explained. He was silent for the rest of the flight.
(Flashback, to Lilo's…)
"You do look just like she described on the plane and look at this." Jin finished as he placed a hand on Stitch's head. "She loves you and you love her in return. Did you think she wouldn't take off her mask for you?"
"Is that a rhetorcial question?" Stitch asked rudely as he pushed Jin's hand away and headed upstairs to Jumba's bedroom with Pleakley. Jin felt offended by that as he was gone.
"Humph! I always knew that alien had a bad attitude from the moment Kuni described him. 'Is that a rhetorcial question?' he asks me. He better be glad that I don't hurt something that I don't know where the hell it came from. I better head for Jumba's ship. C'mon, Valkablaze." After that, Jin left for Jumba's ship. Valkablaze was still shocked by the sudden arm grab he witnessed earlier, but he soon disregarded it as he reluctantly followed.
Meanwhile, at Gantu's ship…
Leroy was frantically pacing back and forth, trying to find a way to escape and tell Stitch that Kunimitsu was poisoned. Link was watching him as he woke up and Kunix just stared an Gantu, who was working on his laser substance with his back turned towards him. He gasped as he realized it.
"You manually poisoned the laser?" He asked. Gantu jumped, nearly spilling the poison on himself.
"H… how would you know?!" Gantu asked with anger.
"You do know what that poison is, don't you?"
"Yes. Why would I use it?"
"Illegal drug warning!" Leroy warned as he banged on the glass. Gantu abruptly turned around and showed a pissed off look.
"HEY!!! You have no business knowing if it's illegal or not!"
"WELL, IS IT?!"
"……………"
"It is, isn't it?"
"STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS, YOU LITTLE TROG!!"
"NAGA!! MEEGA… SAVE… KUNIMITSU!!!!" After Leroy shouted this, he easily broke free, due to his intense anger and furious strength. Before Gantu could react, Leroy was already out. Link and Kunix watched with wide eyes and anime sweatdrops on the backs of their heads simultaneously while Gantu tried so hard to get the elevator exit to come back up, but it was too late.
"BLITZNAK!! Leroy's gone!" Gantu slammed the closed door in extreme anger before Hamsterviel popped up on the huge monitor screen. "Uh, oh…"
"GANTUUUUUUUU!!!! Have you lost your damn mind?!" Hamsterviel asked with fury. Gantu showed a sweatdrop behind his head now with nervousness. "You let Leroy get away!!"
"But… but-but-but-but it wasn't my fault."
"Don't make up these sorry excuses! I ask you to do one very easy, very simple, VERY DEVIANT… task… and what do you do? YOU FAIL ME!!! You are inconceivable!!!"
"Should Kunimitsu be back by now?"
"Did you shoot her with your drugged up laserbeams I supplied?"
"…by accident, sir."
"NOOOOOOOOO!!! Do you know what you just did?!"
"Huh?" Kunix and Link asked together in a whisper. Gantu was just as shocked.
"N-no, sir." Gantu replied.
"It means that you have poisoned my best assistant!!! She's done well and now…" Hamsterviel gasped when he paused as he realized. "……you are jealous of her!"
"Jealous?! Don't be a bitch, Dr. Hamsterviel!"
"I am not being rude female canine! I am making a very perplexed point! Ever since I hired her, you've been jealous of her good looks, her progress, and her way of capturing the experiments! Now that you've poisoned her, there's a slight chance that she'll… actually… DIE!"
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-die?"
"Yes! If she doesn't vomit all of the poisoned laser in time, it will remain in her bloodstream… forever, thus enabling her chance of dying to be raised from 45 percent to 99 percent!"
"Oh, no…" Link and Kunix exclaimed in a whisper together. They were shocked to hear this as the argument continued.
"How much longer does she have to… uh… " Gantu began asking before he paused, trying to find the right word. Hamsterviel got frustrated.
"Vomit!" He screamed impaitently.
"Yeah… that. How long does she have to do… that?"
"In 48 hours time. It has been since last night that this has happened, correct?"
"Yes."
"That means she has the next two days to heal up. If it's not healed up by then, I will be sure that you will join her when she dies."
"Gulp!"
…for now, leave Leroy. Prepare to deliver 251 and 670."
"……10-4." After that, Hamsterviel clicked off. Gantu walked over to his poisoned laser bottle and threw it away safely before he faced Kunix and Link, who were speechlessly shocked at what just happened. "Hopefully, you two won't comply to that. Prepare to be teleported."
Over at Jumba's ship…
Kunimitsu was already laying down in an experimental chamber… naked. Jumba was busy typing on the computer after he disposed her green laser substance into his tester machine. He made the dispose of the green substance simple for her. Instead of just vomiting, which she's still doing, he also has it being drained out… a pint at a time through a tube attached to her left arm and on it's way to the tester machine. As for the vomiting, the disposed stuff is automatically drained into the trash can and on to the tester machine. The chamber was sound-proof, so no sound of her being sick was heard. Minutes later, Jin and Valkablaze entered the ship and saw how busy Jumba was. Jin walked up to him anyway while Valkablaze approached Kunimitsu in the chamber. He went wide eyed as he saw that she was completely naked and had her red hair loosened instead of in her trademark ponytails.
"Hey, Jumba." Valkablaze called out before Jin could speak. "She's naked in here."
"I know this already, Valkablaze." Jumba replied, still focused on his work. "She is in the nude for medical reasons."
"And I don't wanna know those reasons."
"You're running various tests to find out what the drug is, right?" Jin asked. Jumba nodded.
"Yes. I must dispose of the green drug substances as much as I can before anything else happens."
"That anything else could be deadly."
"Exactly. Mind me asking, Jin Kazama… why are you here?"
"Valkablaze called me over from Keoni's."
"Ohhh, surfer boy Keoni won second place and chose you."
"Yes."
"Well, I never knew that would happen." They were soon cut off by a loud alarm throughout the ship and everybody, except Kuni, faced the screen where it came from. It was a warning of what the drug was that was poisoning Kunimitsu. Jumba was silently shocked, but spoke anyway. "No… no……… DR. HAMSTERVIEL!! THAT SCOUNDREL!!!"
"What about him?" Valkablaze asked as he approached Jin and Jumba. "What did he do?"
"Dr. Hamsterviel has created this poison called…… Kiekophastomin."
"Wha-?"
"It is the same drug supply as pure Japanese jujokami poison. You do know about this poison, do you not?"
"Yeah." Jin and Valkablaze replied in unison. Jumba bowed his head.
"It is my fault that she's sick."
"What are you talking about?" Jin asked, demanding an answer. Jumba avoided eye contact as he continued.
"During the middle of creating experiment 285, or Lax, I was working on final appearance for the experiment while Hamsterviel was busy creating the deadly poison. It all started way back…"
(Flashback, to many years ago in Jumba's old lab…)
"There!" Jumba stated as he finished Lax's final appearance. "285 is ready to be turned into a pod and deposited. He just needs coloring. Hamsterviel, could you plea-?" Jumba paused as he saw what his partner was doing and stopped him before he continued. "DR. HAMSTERVIEL!! What in the hell are you to be doing at a time like this?!"
"Creating a drug laser that will kill everybody in the Galactic Empire not too many lightyears from here. Once I shoot everyone with this, everyone will just have to join me or they will never get better!" Hamsterviel replied with evil in his tone. Jumba snatched the substances away.
"Have you been losing mind? Killing people is not what I specifically design these experiments to do these days."
"Well, I do… and I WILL DOMINATE THE UNIVERSE!! AHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!"
"No, no, NO! You are spoiling perfect balance of alien nature creating this illegal drug…" Jumba paused as he took a small sniff of the poisoned laser, determining the name. "…Kiekophastomin."
"Yes. Kiekophastomin… the deadliest poison in the whole galaxy. You won't be creating an experiment with this, since you say it's illegal. Now, give me that."
"Never. You will drink it, you damn scroundel!"
"You don't scare me, Dr. Jookiba. Now………GIVE IT!!" Before Jumba knew it, Hamsterviel quickly snatched the poison and finished creating it. Immediately after he finished, he supplied it in a laserbeam gun and aimed it at Jumba. "Would you like to be first one to test it?"
"……no." Jumba didn't want to say that, but he had to… to keep himself from being intoxicated.
"Good. Have fun doing the rest of these terrible experiments on your own until I get back from killing people. AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!" After that, Hamsterviel was gone with the poison for good until he returned. Jumba started crying as he faced his unfinished experiment on the computer.
"I should've grabbed the gun when I had chance to."
(Flashback, to Jumba's ship…)
"After Hamsterivel told me that the poison was a success, he swore to use it on Gantu, but then… he decided that since Big Dummy was capturing other experiments, he allowed him to use the poison as a stun-and-kill substance for hunting. Gantu never used it until last night." Jumba finished. Jin and Valkablaze were in deep silent thought as they heard everything. "So, techincally, it is my fault that Kunimitsu woman here is ill."
"Damn." Valkablaze muttered as he walked back to the chamber Kunimitsu was in. Jin leaned in closer to him with wonder.
"So, how will Stitch cope with this when he finds out that the poison can kill?" Jin asked. Jumba finally turned towards the Tekken warrior, placed a hand on his strong arm and said:
"There are… some things that should be………… left…… unsaid… to 626."
"Shit."
"You mean to say that…" Valkablaze came in as he walked back to them. "…we can't tell Stitch that she might die soon?!"
"Yes. That is the benediction and that is what remains. Do not tell Stitch… nothing. I repeat… NOTHING!!!"
"Why no-?"
"I will tell him."
"That's not fair!"
"Listen, antro pokémon creature. It is best if a scientific expert, like myself, tells my creation the bad news. He loves the kunoichi. So, I must tell him truth of her health before he begins to panic more than-"
"JUMBAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Screamed a growling voice similar to Stitch. All three of the boys turned to see:
"Leroy?!" All three of them asked with shock. Leroy just entered the ship in a panic attack kind of behavior.
"What are you doing here?" Jumba asked with confusion. Leroy was panting heavy breaths as he approached the evil genius.
"Kunimitsu's… chance… of dying… increased!" Leroy tiredly spoke. Jumba kept a calm look on his face.
"I already know this theory, Leroy. That is why I will be telling 626 this."
"Gaba?! NAGA! No tell Stitch! He'll panic!"
"He'll panic… if he never hears this!" After that, Jumba left in a humph, leaving Leroy, Valkablaze, and Jin alone in the ship. Leroy was shocked, but then, calmed down as he faced the chamber with Kunimitsu inside. He purred seductively as he saw that she was naked. Valkablaze and Jin looked at each other with worry.
"I guess… we better let Jumba do it on his own. Let's stay here and watch Kuni together." Jin commanded softly. Valkablaze nodded in agreement until a sound of heavy panting was heard. They both turned towards Leroy, who looked lovestrucked. "Leroy, what the fuck are you doing?"
"Kuni naked, baby." Leroy sighed seductively. Jin rolled his eyes in annoyance, Valkablaze just shook his head in the same manner.
"Well, that slowed him down." Valkablaze muttered with humor.
Meanwhile, in Jumba's bedroom…
Stitch was surfing the Intergalactic Web, reading about Kunimitsu as he searched her up on a search engine. He had a bored, but pissed look on his usually happy face and this worried Pleakley as he watched him from behind. Jumba entered seconds later and he looked at Stitch on the computer. He was about to say something, but Pleakley beat him to it.
"The little monster's a little quiet about this whole thing… being in love with Kunimitsu and she's sick from a poison…" He started before Jumba spoke up.
"Kiekophastomin." He said in a monotone version of his Russian accent. Stitch paused his reading and looked over at his creator with shock. Pleakley was just as surprised. "Yes, 626. Kiekophastomin is what's poisoning your beloved kunoichi and Hamsterviel created it before I could stop him."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?!"
"He was too quick with the hamster feets."
"Oh, fuck!" Stitch muttered in anger as he continued reading.
"I know you are surprised to hear this, but it is techinally my fault she's poisoned."
"Why?"
"I could've stopped him earlier, if I only knew he's been making it before. You can kill me now, if you must… and if you feel that way."
"Naga, Jumba. Meega don't mind. Meega forgive." Stitch placed a hand on his master's huge leg for comfort as he said this. Jumba was surprised, but stayed calm. "Meega take care of her."
"You… would? For her or for me?"
"For both."
"……………………"
"Meega forgives you, Jumba. Kunimitsu… well, she's sicker than how I am usually after a roller coaster ride… and with a sickness like that, she deserves someone she loves to take care of her while you help me out. Not to much to ask for."
"………n-no, it isn't."
"Ogata then! Go back in your ship, Jumba. I'll be there shortly."
"Okay, 626."
Back at Gantu's ship…
"10 minutes until teleportation." The female computer voice announced all over the ship's interior. Link just sat in a corner with his head towards his knees while Kunix was trying so hard to escape, even though his attempts aren't doing so good at that point.
"Haaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Gantu laughed as he watched Kunix try and try and try to escape. "Keep up the efforts, 670. You might shut your own ass down."
"Shut the hell up!!!" Kunix cursed at the giant alien with determination. "I will get out! I WILL!"
"Keep trying, then. Get tired. Hee, hee, hee, hee, heeeeee."
Kunix ignored those words as he tried even harder with getting himself free. Link watched him the whole time as he grew even more scared.
"Kunix, it's no use. Stop it!" He begged. Kunix didn't hear him. He continued struggling to free himself, amazingly not breaking a sweat. This puzzled Gantu as he finally noticed this.
"What the-?" Gantu muttered as he saw that the glass was partially cracked after 25 strong punches. The giant then backed away slowly as he saw another crack appear immediately after the first crack. The computer announced again.
"5 minutes until teleportation." It announced. Kunix used all his strength… then froze as he realized something.
"Wait! I have Kunimitsu's skills and powers, right?" He asked Link. He stood up and nodded, getting the idea. "Of course! I have… the Kunai Klaws." After he said this, he forced a pair of two kunais to stick out of each of his wrists, including his extra four wrists as they stuck out of his body. Gantu got nervous as Kunix started doing his damage with the Kunai Klaws and the computer spoke again.
"T-minus 2 minutes until teleportation." It announced again. Kunix made extremely strong attacks to the glass, making it crack with huge gaps and have thick scratches. Link cheered him on as he continued. Gantu reacted quickly by taking out his poisoned lasergun and aimed it at Kunix, who just stuck a pair of kunais through a gap in the glass. He noticed the gun and aimed the attached knives with careful precision and fired a pair of white plasma beams out of them and they completely destroyed Gantu's pistol before he touched the trigger. At his satisfaction, Kunix continued breaking free and as soon as the computer announced that there was a minute left until he and Link were to be teleported, he finally broke free and, with one vigorious stab and one sharp 90 degree turn, Link's glass was immediately broken the instant the blades were pulled out completely and they both ran out of the ship without giving Gantu a chance to reassemble his gun. He grew even more pissed as he saw this happen.
"DAMN THESE EXPERIMENTS!!" He cursed aloud. "I'll be sure to capture them sooner or later!!!"
Later, back at Jumba's ship…
Leroy was asleep next to Stitch, who was sitting next to the sound-proof chamber Kunimitsu was laying in. She was actually asleep, allowing the machine to suck out the laser from her bloodstream. Jumba, Jin, and Valkablaze all watched from the distance and grew solemn.
"626 does have sensitive heart when it comes to things like love and passion." Jumba said randomly. "Leroy seems to like her as a friend."
"This is all a blur to me right now." Jin muttered. "What if this goes out to all of the other Tekken combatants?"
"They will be supporting this sudden crisis." Valkablaze replied.
"Stitch…" Jumba called out, interrupting Jin and Valkablaze's upcoming conversation. "…I noticed you were on Intergalactic Web again. What were you doing?"
"Meega read about Kuni in a Tekken encyclopedia." Stitch replied in a low tone of his voice. "She special."
"What did it say?"
"She was the only fighter on the first Tekken to have two win animation thingies. You know… the hand thing and the handless cartwheel, which meega like the most."
"Interesting."
"Yeah. And she has this rumor that she'll be in Tekken 6. They didn't actually say she's actually in it… yet."
"Will she be in it?"
"Meega hope so."
"Hmmm. How is she doing, speaking of?"
"Meega… don't know." Stitch gently stroked the glass on the chamber as he said this and started forming tears. When one fell on his arm, he felt it and literally picked it up with his bare paw. He then saw a ventilation opening in the chamber and dropped the tear into it, making it land right on Kunimitsu's mouth without sliding off miraculously. Jumba was able to see this from afar and gasped as he walked up to them. Valkablaze and Jin were puzzled to see this, but approached them anyway.
Kunimitsu felt the cold temperature of the blue alien's tear and licked it off, tasting and swallowing the sweet tear. This made everybody jump, except for Leroy, who was still asleep. Stitch was surprised as he saw this and he purposely made another tear come out of his eye, dropping it in his hand, and then, he dropped it in the chamber on Kuni's mouth. Again, she only kept her eyes closed, but licked the tear off, swallowing it again. This was placing smiles on everyone's faces, except Leroy. Kunix and Link entered seconds later and was also thrilled to see Stitch feed his own tears to the unconscious kunoichi.
"Are the tears… helping?" Kunix asked as he slowly approached the group. Jumba shook his head with uncertainty.
"I am not to sure with that." He replied as he continued watching Stitch feed his tears. After the 15th tear, the green substance that was in her bloodstream was instantly replaced with a clear coloring, like spring water, and the machine immediately shut itself down as a response to the sudden change. Stitch gasped with excitement as he stood back and woke up Leroy, who was a little late being surprised himself. Stitch decided to take a closer look at her, see if she was okay. He climbed up to the top of the chamber, opened it, and gently got himself inside, landing gently on Kunimitsu's legs. Jumba didn't stop him because he knew what was happening. Link was shocked.
"What the hell…?!" He exclaimed. "Why didn't you stop him, Jumba?!"
"626 has done something I have never thought he could do since he was made to destroy." Jumba replied. "We must see what happens next."
And they did. They all remained silent as they watched the chamber as if it was a tv. Stitch slowly crawled up and stopped at Kunimitsu's breasts, not touching them, of course. The red haired kunoichi felt his soft fur against her breasts and slowly opened her eyes, softly moaning to life. Stitch still remained quiet, awaiting her first word since she's been sick. The last word he heard from her before she was taken into the ship was 'What?!'. So, hopefully… he'll hear passionate words escape her marvelous lips. Kunimitsu finally lifted her head up a little and made a small smile as she saw the experiment's adorable face. She slowly raised a hand to gently pet him on the head and stroke him gently. He felt tearfully happy and got himself comfortable between her breasts as she spoke.
"Hey, Stitch." She weakly started. "Were those your tears I tasted?"
"Ih." Stitch replied, nearly crying. "Did they help?"
"I feel healed. How did you…"
"Gaba?"
"How did you know?"
"How did I know what, Kuni?"
"How did you figure out that extraterrestial tears could heal me?"
"Uh… they can?"
"Oh, you just guessed."
"…ih. Meega didn't know. Meega just…… used 'smarter than a supercomputer' thinking."
"………………"
"Shocked, huh? Know why I figured it out myself?"
"Why?"
"Because love makes meega do crazy things… and meega has never felt love before until now. I love you, Kunimitsu." After that was said, he reached for her face and hugged her close to his, freeing his praising tears of joy and allowing them to stain the kunoichi's shiny and silky red hair. She allowed her tears to escape from her green eyes and stain her lover's soft blue fur from the head to the his four arms, which were around her neck. Everybody outside the chamber were in tears as they saw this romantic moment of this unusual couple. After 2 minutes of an embrace, Kunimitsu and Stitch looked at each other deeply in each other's eyes before they passionately kissed on the mouth, having Stitch's second set of hands finally massage Kuni's boobs in a soothing circular motion. She moaned with lust within the kiss, telling him that she enjoys his expidition very much.
Outside the chamber, Jin chuckled deeply as he smiled, watching the moment. Jumba picked up Kunix, Leroy, and Link in his huge arms and forced them to watch this moment. Kunix smiled, Link silently cat called, and Leroy gagged every 4 seconds, showing that this moment was literally making him sick. Valkablaze smiled with cold tears steaming away as they escaped his hot eyes.
"This is quite strange." Jin muttered as he saw this. "Jumba, are you really allowing this?"
"Why should I not? Love is a first thing for 626 and he's already using it wisely. Pleakley didn't need to teach him anything."
"I noticed that. Pleakley made it worse and caused Kunimitsu to become sick… so techincally……" He gasped as Jumba looked up at him and they both said:
"IT'S PLEAKLEY'S FAULT!!!"
"Now, you figured it out!" Link agreed in annoyance. "Shit! That shouldn't take that long!!"
Minutes later, Lilo, Nani, David, and Pleakley walked into the ship and Lilo gasped when she saw Stitch kissing Kunimitsu ever so passionately in the chamber. Pleakley was shocked to see this, too. Nani and David just smiled.
"Kuni's better?" Lilo asked as she approached the chamber. "That didn't take long."
"Amazingly." Jumba agreed. "626 guessed that his own tears could heal the kunoichi woman… and it did. Love made 626 do crazy tests and scenarios to show this Kunimitsu how much he loves her."
"Wow. So, he wasn't lying about Angel's behavior."
"No. All was the truth."
"Poor Stitch. Angel didn't give him a chance to figure out what love really is and what it's really about."
"That's what he says what happened."
"I knew she was inconsiderate to begin with. I was smart that time."
"Yes, you were."
The love moment continued inside the chamber as everybody left the ship for dinner. When they were all gone after 15 more minutes, Stitch finally stopped the longest kiss in history and looked out the chamber window. Kunimitsu looked at him with curiosity.
"What is it, Stitch?" She asked him softly, trying to regain her breath. Stitch looked down at her with a passionate smile.
"Everybody's gone for dinner." He replied. "Meega's hungry, too. Can you cook Japanese food?"
"Can I? Of course. I can cook some Chinese, too… if you want."
"Ooooooh! Meega like Chinese!! Meega was shrimp!!"
"Okay. Can you… get us out of here first? I need some clothes."
10 minutes later…
Kunimitsu entered the kitchen of Lilo's house and saw that the ohana was already eating their dinner, which was cooked very well by Nani… again. Stitch was on her back as she walked in, preparing her cooking station for Chinese. Stitch gathered up the ingredients while Kuni gathered the pans. This was impressing Jin and Lilo.
"So, you're all better." Lilo said sarcastically, even though was be being serious. "When the contest is over, do you go back?"
"I have a decision." Kunimitsu replied as she started up the stove. "I could either go back or stay here. Apparently, I want to stay here."
"You two are that connected, huh?"
"I'll have to admit… yes."
"But, meega feel goooooooooood about it, baby!! Yeah!" Stitch agreed seductively as he placed all of the ingredients on the counter. "Meega support her lots."
"And I support you, too, Stitch."
"Aw, tanka."
"Kunimitsu, I'm really impressed with how you're showing your love." Jin spoke as he stood up and approached the kunoichi. "Are you really gonna stay here?"
"Like I have some other bullshit to do with Yoshimitsu!" Kunimitsu exclaimed in anger and humor all at once. "He's been ruining my life for the last time and… just to prove it, I'm not coming back to face him. I'll let you and the other Tekken warriors deal with him for me."
"You want Alex to do the biting?"
"Please."
"I knew you were gonna say that."
To be continued…
