The Bachelor party
Peter awoke from his sleep with a very bad headache and no memory of what had happened the night before. He looked around and found he was sleeping in his bed with Rogue sleeping beside him Peter went to get up only he found himself striped down to his underwear.
"How the hell did I get here and where are my pants" Peter said aloud Rogue just shifted and drifted back to sleep
Peter went to go find something to wear and was moving a little too quickly, it was a bad mistake because the nausea began to hit him like a Mac truck. Fate it seemed was being kind this morning as he found an empty bucket he could relieve himself in. 10 minutes later Peter had finished praying to the plastic god that had become attached to his hip at the moment.
"Thank god for enhanced healing" Peter murmured as he started to feel better with the haze of the hangover starting to clear. So he made his way downstairs where this whole mess started he looked around to find everyone passed out in various states the only one up and moving around was Wolverine and he was in the kitchen whipping some sort of concoction in a beer mug.
"Good afternoon Web head, finally back among the living aren't you?" Logan said louder then he usually talked trying to cause peter as much discomfort as possible.
"Please keep it to a dull roar, I may have a healing factor but it doesn't work that fast." Peter groaned out as he sat at the kitchen table. Logan saw the state peter was in and decided to take a small measure of pity on the wall crawler and slid the beer mug across the counter to Peter.
"Drink that" Logan said in his grizzled voice
"What's this?"
"Its Chalked full of goodness" was Logan's reply. Peter took the drink and sniffed it and the nausea suddenly came back and started emptying his stomach once more into the plastic bucket that had become his life line.
"Good that's how you know it's ready, now drink up" Logan said with small measure of delight. Peter took and pinched his nose then started to gulp the tar like substance down. Peter Barely managed to keep it down but he drank it all. At first nothing was happening then his lips started to burn, after that his throat, followed by some gurgling in his stomach and then Peter felt this incredible pressure building in his chest as soon as he opened his mouth to speak he let loose the most horrendous smelling and sounding belch the world had ever known. Then he felt he needed to use the bathroom peter took off like flash and made to the toilet just in time before things got really messy. 2 minutes later Peter came back feeling a million times better. He made his way back to the kitchen where Logan was making more of his concoction for the others when they woke up.
"You know you got to put a warning label on the stuff, what do you call that stuff?"
"Just a few household ingredients mixed in the proper proportions."
"Vhat happened last night?" Kurt asked as he started to wake up
"Here drink this elf then when every ones awake we'll fill in the blanks."
Eventually all of the adults started to wake up the last one to do so was Charles who found himself in a very compromising position with one of the female entertainment that Logan had arranged. He quickly woke up and got dressed and made his way to the kitchen where he was given one of Logan's Hangover remedy's and then they went about trying to piece together what happened the night before.
"Does anybody remember what happened?" Scott asked nursing his head as it throbbed from the night before. Everybody just grumbled as none of them not even the professor could figure out what happened that is everyone except Wolverine. He was just sitting back with a know-it-all grin.
"Oh lay off Logan my head hurts too much for you to be playing games?" Kurt said.
Wolverine just stepped up to the TV screen and switched it on then he turned on the DVD.
"I grabbed a video recorder last night and this morning I spliced it with video from the security cameras so instead of me telling you what happened I made a video so you can see what happened. And I gotta say Chuck you certainly surprised me last night."
"Just play the video Logan." Charles moaned out as he finished drinking Logan's elixir. Logan pressed play and the video began.
24 hours ago
Peter was walking by the living area of the mansion he was trying to find someone to play some video games with when he was suddenly caught in familiar sulphur scented blue haze.
"Kurt I told you to warn me when you do that" Peter coughed out as he tried to get his lungs back.
"You have ozer zings to worry about Mein brother for tonight is your night of retribution" Kurt said ominously. Peter looked around and found himself surrounded by 5 scantily clad women and the adult males of the facility (Wolverine, Scott, Kurt, and the professor). Peter was scared he knew this night was coming but he didn't know that there would be strippers. Wolverine saw the nervousness and tried to calm him down.
"Now don't worry Webs, Rogue was made well aware of the ladies presence tonight and she knows you will behave. Now let me introduce our guests."
"This is Mary" Logan pointed to the short blonde with the red nurse's outfit.
"And this is Jane" Scott said from behind a statuesque brunette wearing a variant of a Tarzan costume.
"And this is Lil" the professor introduced a raven haired woman wearing something straight out of a science fiction novel.
"And this one is Gwen" Kurt introduced, a brown haired girl wearing a lab coat and glasses.
"And who are you?" Peter asked the final girl who was a short red head, and was wearing a schoolgirl uniform
"Who, me? My name is Lydia." She turned around and pressed play on the CD player and buttons by the pussycat dolls were starting to play began to play the circle opened up and a chair was pushed toward and he was made to sit down. The next thing peter knew Lydia was dancing in front of him and she started removing her top (Wait a minute do I really need to describe where this is going.)
Peter was having a good time then Wolverine pulled a bottle of some very expensive tequila. Don Julio Blanco. Logan started pouring shots and Peter took one and then another before he knew it he had drank 7 shots of tequila in 20 minutes Peter was starting to feel no pain then he was blindfolded then taken outside he could feel himself being manhandled a little and when the blindfold was removed he was wearing a white bunny out fit with a pink belly then he was thrown a face mask and noticed a back drop was placed behind him then all of a sudden a sharp pain hit his chest. Funny his spider sense didn't register it he attributed it to the alcohol in his system, when he looked down he saw a spot of yellow where the pain coming from and he realized he was in a shooting gallery and he was the target.
"Web head this is for all the bad puns and quips you put us through" then they let him have it firing hundreds of paintballs so many that Peter couldn't dodge them all after 10 agonizing moments they finally ran out of ammo and Peter's white bunny suit was now rainbow coloured and he was in pain.
Next thing Peter new he had 4 more shots of the tequila then they moved him to an area that looked like a sumo ring and in the middle were two sumo suits. The object for Peter was to not get knocked down which was no easy feat considering the fuzzy head he was starting to get his first opponent was Scott and he was not as tough as Peter thought he would be he knocked Scott down with one move then it was Kurt's turn Peter was having a harder time with him but was quickly disqualified as he teleported to stand on Peter's shoulder knocking him down. Then it was Wolverines turn Peter didn't want to try this but he knew he would never live it down. The push and fall contest went on for almost an hour until wolverine took a miss-step and Peter capitalized knocking Wolverine down. After they got Peter out of the suit they all took more shots of the tequila the party got really crazy. Once Peter started to relax the tequila started to really hit him and he became more and more of a happy drunk. The professor started to feel braver and less inhibited and starting hitting on the raven haired stripper and to everyone's surprise she was responding reciprocating and before they realized the professor and the dancer took off to do god knows what. At about 1 am Scott was feeling the singing bug and switched the music to a song that he truly loved and began to sing.
"Where it began I can't begin to knowing but then I know it growing strong"
Peter being in his state of mind decided to join in.
"Was in the spring, and spring became the summer, who'd have believed you come along "
Then Kurt followed next.
"Hands, touching hands, reaching out touching me touching you"
"Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good"
Everyone turned around to see Logan singing along with them surprised he could actually carry a tune. Then they all began to sing together.
I've been inclined
to believe they never would
but now I
Look at the night
and it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurting runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when holding you?
One
touching one
Reaching out
touching me
touching you
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
to believe they never would
Oh no no
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
Sweet Caroline
I've believed they never could
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
Soon everyone was having fun even Logan though he wasn't drunk as his mutation wouldn't allow it unless he had been drinking for a week straight. But still he enjoyed seeing everyone just relax. Plus he was also impressed Charles was a laid at that moment. Peter suddenly got very hungry and tried to find something to eat so he went inside and tried to raid the fridge only he was met by his pregnant fiancée.
"There is my beautiful pregnant wife to be. Hey tell you what why don't you and I go upstairs and have some quality time" Peter said drunkenly.
Rogue was not impressed especially when she saw just how inebriated he was decided it was best she take him to bed and let him sleep it off. After she got Peter squared away she called a few of the girls from the estate to help bring the rest of the party in and let them sleep it off.
The present
Peter and the others just sat back in embarrassment some more than others, namely the Professor. Peter walked over to Rogue who had arrived while they were watching the video and tried to apologize but she wouldn't let him as she knows it wasn't entirely his fault. She walked over to Logan and gave him such a death scowl that made the feral mutant actually shudder with a small amount of fear.
"Y'all do that to him again and we're gonna have words do ya hear me."
"Yes Rogue" they all said together.
"Now after you go and get cleaned up you will all go and clean up your mess, now go."
They all left and got cleaned up; Rogue then looked at Peter and gave him a scowl.
"Wait what did I do I was the victim here" Peter said
"Really so they tied you down and forced you to drink a whole bottle of tequila. And it was their fault I had to stay up all night to make sure you were breathing."
"There is nothing more than I can say other than sorry and that I won't be drinking like again ever."
"Just remember one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor, you understand me."
"Yes dear"
Just then rogues face lightened and moved to kiss Peter on the cheek. Peter then turned around to go upstairs but was stopped when the dancer known as Lil came from their guest room dressed in her sci-fi outfit looking kind of sheepish.
"Would you mind calling me a cab" she asked very politely
The young couple just looked at each other and laughed.
