Ask Zero Kiryuu: Session 7

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sparkles the awsome

i completely forgot about this and i didn't think about it until nowD: so you're hot for Kaname (apparently i don't really want to believe it and it's hard to anyway) and you're in love with yuuki and you want to kill Kaname all at the same time. am i right? i mean how the fuck does that work?

i'm getting a headache nowD:

and what's with you GLADLY hugging people now? it's scary... no offenece. it's just weird. one minute you're like "NO, I DUN WANNA!" and the nexst it's "Sure i'll hug you^^" *hugs person*

i'm starting to think you're bipolar. that's not true is it?

well i don't care. crazy bipolar people (like you and me) are awesome^^

once again, adios amigo! (i don't even no what language that is) and good luck with all those adoring stalker glompy fansXD lol i feel sorry for you. actually i think you're gonna need more than a little luck.

...how about... may the force be with you? wow i'm such a freakXD but it'd be good if it was.

*bad imitation of zero being a jedi* IMMA USE MY AWESOME ASS FORCE POWERS TO PUSH AWAY ALL MY ADORING FANS! i need personal space you knowD:

ok how about... may god protect you?

...nah.

let's just stick with the force crap.

well let's just leave it at that. bye Zero^^ *smirks*

Dear sparkles the awsome,

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Poor you.

The author can control me. e.e

I'm not.

Thanks.

It's Spanish.

O.o I'm not a Star Wars fan. xD

O.o You... do that.

O.O


thegurlwhowrites7865

1) Thanks again for the hair flip, it really made my day :D

2) uhmm...just outta curiosity...i dont mean to offend anyone or anything...but, why the freak are people making you sound gay? x(

3) i mean honestly, you're SO not the gay type.

4) y'know if you cant get Yuuki, you can always go after some other cute chick ;)

5) y'know there are plenty on here [hint, hint] ;)

6) can you do another hair flip for me, please? i need some cheering up. c:

7) one last question: what do you think about all these fangirls? please be 1000% honest. AT LEAST DO IT FOR THIS LOYAL FAN GIRL! :D

thanks(: love you 3

Dear thegurlwhowrites7865,

1. Your welcome. ...

2. I keep asking myself that same thing. (xLiABBx: 'CAUSE IT'S HOT! )

3. I know right! (xLiABBx: T.T )

4. *Shifts uncomfortably*

5. I guess...

6. *sighs* Whatever. *does the hair-flip*

7. Annoying. (xLiABBx: *gasp* )': )


Snookens5

1. So where does xLiABBx:live? :D Like in a non stalker way,like do you live in the states,etc.

2. Ever think about starting your own we hate kaname club?(Honestly i don't really like his character(no offense to his fans) but his just don't devious. If Zero was devious it would look cool and dare i say sexy, but on Kaname it creeps me out .)

3. Are you a virgin? ^x^

do you want to play video games with meh? :D

5. You know you love Yuki so just admit it.

6 I know why you wont admit it, because you secretly love xLiABBx.

7~Randomly sings~'...Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know

That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch)

Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know

That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show..."

:DDDDDDD Adios te veo en el siguiente capĂ­tulo :D( see you next chapter)

Dear Snookens5,

1. (xLiABBx: Hayward, California. :P You know, the SECOND Oakland. xD Yeah... Hayward is getting worse each day... stupid gangs. )

2. And why would I do that?

3. *chuckles* ...*blushes* No...

4. (xLiABBx: SURE! ^^ )

5. Maybe I do.

6. *Blush* W-WHat? (xLiABBx: O.O Heeee. *walks in circles* Zerorin loves me... :D )

7. TToTT

O.o Okayyy...


katiee kiryuu

hii zerooriin, *smiles nervously*

1. how are you today? no one reaaly asks u that :)

2. what do u do like to do in ur spare time?

3. if u dont have a birthday, can u make it february 4th so its the same as mine?

4. do you know you are a charecter in a tv program and everyone watches your life?

5. why is kaname such a control freak?

6. *mumbles* i...l... *blushses*

7. what are your plans for the fururee? and who do you want to spend it with?

8. please answer my questons and ill buy you a ramen ;)

well, thats all for now byebyee zerorinn*giggles* xx

Dear katiee kiryuu,

Hi.

1. I'm well, thank you for asking.

2. Read or walk around.

3. I can't make up my own Birthday... O.o

4. R-Really? (xLiABBx: LOl. what's it called? )

5. I DON'T KNOW! ASK HIM!

6. Good to know. I get that A LOT.

7. Kill all vampires. Ichiru, but he's dead. So myself.

8. I answered them. Now, my Ramen.


Hanabusa Aido

Hi again honey :)

1. Sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you... (or did I? xP)

2. Now, I really do have an apology to make: I told one random girl who bumped into me on the streets about you kissing me and all other bits of our date! So sorry Zerorin...

3. Now now... how come you're nervous that Kaname-sama knows about our relationship?

4. *love bang*

5. *kisses you on the lips*

6. See ya tonight honeyyy :P

(Now, xLiABBx san, what are you doing? *suspicious*...)

Dear Hanabusa Aido,

1. Screw you! (xLiABBx: WOuldn't you want to? xD )

2. WH-WHAT? How could you?

3. *looks away* I-I'm... Not... Nervous. (xLiABBx: LIES! HE IS KANAME'S SECRET LOVER! :D )

4. *glare* (Random Fangirl: KYAA! AIDO! Bang me, too! :D ) (xLiABBx: LAWL. )

5. *blush*

6. *stares in a daze*

(xLiABBx: Oh, Nothing. Aido~. *evil chuckle* ~whispers~ Wanna see the video? ;D It's of Zero... Doing stuff. *wink* :) )


sailor sirius

(Yay this story always makes my day, thanks loads, xLiABBx :D)

Hi again, Zerorin :)

1. YAY! *fiddles with gun* Don't worry I won't break it :P

2. Awww... *half expected you would actually hug me*

3. Oh reallyyyy...

4. The other day, I bumped into him and he told me all about it!

5. You even KISSED him (woops wasn't supposed to say that! Sorry Aido senpai!)

6. Awww... Sirius-chan wants a kiss too... pweeeezzzee? *mesmerizing super powerful puppy eyes* (gaahhh, too much effort on puppy eyes...)

7. I love ramen too, Zero! Can I eat it with you sometime?

8. YAY let's go! *runs off to find super sharp katana to slice the douche king's head off*

Dear sailor sirius,

(xLiABBx: No problem. :) )

1. *glare*

2. ...

3. Yes.

4. *Wide eyes* It... was YOU he told?

5. ~bad aura~

6. No.

7. No. *glares*

8. *sighs irritatedly*


Maryritai

Although, Killing my Douche Bag Of a Second Cousin might be a good idea *Smiles Evilly* But I don't want to hurt Yuuki, Since She is purely my cousin.

1: Yeah...

2: Yeah...

3: Technically your calling your self a hypocrite, And Being Racist in a way. *Ahem* Anyways, Back to the problem.

4: You Know *Smiles Evilly* I can always get her to forget about my douche relative, Forever. And I can get him to forget about Yuuki, Forever. That way, She stills remembers you, You get the girl of your dreams, that you have loved since that day, 4 years ago and bam, No need to Kill Kaname and Yet be able to get him away from her, forever.

5: Good, Cause You'll need some rope, Some Knock out gas and A Good Amount of Strength *Smiles*

(Ahem, LiABB, Can you like, Act after this event is done. Like make Zero like, talk to Yuuki or , This Plan/Event does not FAIL!.)

(Okay, I I'll like to call this)

Finally, A Blessing

"Zero, Do you have that rope?" Mary asked, glancing at the partner besides me. "Yeah" He said, glancing at the glorious house. "I'll get inside, Distract Kaname, Knock him out, Use my Mental Abilities on him and then you knock out Yuuki" Mary says again, Repeating the Plan. "Wait outside the door" Mary says and jumps infront of the door. She knocks on the door, waiting. Yuuki and Kaname come to the door. "Hi, Kaname, Yuuki" Mary says, coming in as Kaname invites her in. "Kaname, Can I speak to you in private?" Mary asks, smiling nicely. "Sure" He replies and Mary Uses her Mind Abilites on Zero. "Zero, Go Get Yuuki" Mary Thought-speaks and Mary and Kaname go upstairs. I knock him out behind, touching his head. He slumps to the ground, unconscious. Mary touches his head and whispers in his ear, "Forget about Yuuki, Forever. You never knew her and Never Will".

Mary Dumps his body on the bed, And Then She goes downstairs. "You Knocked her out?" Marys asks. "Yeah" He replies. "Okay" Mary answers, touching Yuuki's head and whispering in her ear, "Forget about Kaname, Forever. You never knew Kaname and Never Will". "Okay, Let's take her" Mary replies and puts in her in the car and drives away.

(Later...)

"Where am I?" Yuuki asks, glancing around. "Your Back at the Academy" Zero replies, his arms around her shoulders. "Oh... Zero, I something to say to you" Yuuki says, blushing. "What is it" Zero asks, looking in her eyes. "I l-ove you" Yuuki forces out, blushing madly. Zero looks at her eyes and lifts up her chin. "I love you too, Yuuki" He whispers and kisses her and then they fall down in the bed. "Better leave them" Mary whispers, shutting the door, as they become a lovely couple. "Mission Done" She says and walks away, back to her dorms...

(WALLAH!, See my plan worked. See, Now Yuuki is right by your side at this minute!)

Dear Maryitai,

1. Mhmmm...

2. Mhmmm...

3. Meh.

4. The thought of it is quite smart, but what will you do, if, some how, one day, Yuuki remembers everything? What if there was a small mishap in the process? That won't only make her mad at you, but he'd hate me since I would be the one following along. I do not want to betray her...

5. O.O;

( xLiABBx: Sure! )

"I stared wide-eyed. 'The plan... actually... worked?' I thought. I smiled, for the first time so I assumed to be at least 4 years. "Yuuki..." I say, staring deeply into her big chocolate-brown eyes.

Yuuki smiles. God, how I missed that smile of hers, it always lifts up my heart when I see it directed my way. (xLiABBx: I'm getting creeped out. O.O )

I pull her down to my level, placing a pure kiss on her pink lips before... Doing... naughty things... :3"

(xLiABBx: Awww...! If only Yuuki had a penis! ^^ Jk. I like ZeYu. )


Sparkles the Awsome

1. Is it cool having so many adoring fans?

2. do you think that many of these adoring fans are constantly stalking you and staring at you in your sleep? (I'M LOOKING AT U SPARKLY FAGGOT)

3. do you get sun burnt REALLY easily?

4.I'm trying to imagine a sun burnt Zero and I'm laughing my fuckin' ass off XD

5. do you think that white lily is actually evil or just misunderstood? Personally I think she's misunderstood and just has a bad temper. I luv horses^^ so I don't think that there is actually such think as an evil hores.

6.I never said that you hated Ichiru

7 what's your top three fav foods.

8. But if you don't like sweet things does that mean that you don't like YuukiO.O

9. KANAME IS A BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD! *throws shoe at him* Wow that made me feel LOADS better. And the whole world knows now.

10. Zero is way awesome than kaname. It's shorter^^ and it's notthe name of a FAGGOTY BASTARD

11. So does asking if you like cherry pie bother you? O.o

I'm out of questions for now so no lucky number this time *sigh* Laters my friend^^ *gives sympathetic hug* good luck with the fan girls *waves*

TO LiABBx: I'm free next week so I shall go on a Kaname killing spree. Wanna come with? You're welcome to come Zero and every other Kaname hater^^

Dear Sparkles The Awesome,

1. At times.

2. In fact, I have already guessed that. I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE STUPID TWILIGHT VAMPIRE DOUCHES!

3. Not really... O.o

4. *blush* -.-

5. Ha- Yeah, I guess you can say that she's misunderstood. I understand her, a lot. :)

6. I never said that you said that I hated Ichiru... O.o

7. Ramen, Rice, and Bloo- Tacos. O.O;

8. "Sweet" things, as in Foods. Yuuki is not "Food"... (xLiABBx: Yeah she is.)

9. He sure is. (xLiABBx: I AGREE! :D )

10. Ha- Thank you.

11. Quite.

(xLiABBx: YESH! :D Lets GO! )


i'mthenewCAKEPIG

miss author! zerorin's being a meanie! *pouts*

1) give me 5 good reasons why i can't have ichiru. 5 is my lucky number!

2) would you rather dump aido for kaname *cough king of douches cough* or kiss the creepy yet funny chairman?

3) wine or cherry blossoms?

4) on what day of the week would you want to get married?

5) would your bride be kaname, aido, ichiru (noo! i wan ichiru!), shizuka (i actually don't care if she's dead), or your worst nightmare? and don't say yuki! yuki is not an option!

6) what is your worst nightmare?

7) do you hate me now, zerorin? :)

Dear i'mthenewCAKEPIG,

(xLiABBx: That's just him. -.- )

1. 1) He's my brother. 2) The only person I have as a family. 3) ...You'll rape him. 4) He'll kill you. 5) I like Ramen.

2. e. Ew. Chairman. Dump Aido for YUUKI! :D (xLiABBx: It's Kaname! ) -Damn you fan girls. Dump Aido for Kaname.

3. Wine.

4. Saturday.

5. Yuu- Damn. FUCK... Umm... Shizuka. (xLiABBx: LIES! She was the one who MADE you a vampire! You must hate her! ) That is true... Ichi- Damn. Umm... Aido. (xLiABBx: WOO! )

6. Fangirls.

7. Yes. (xLiABBX: Thats not NIIICEEE. )


crazyanimefanlover

Omg Zero, How come you put up with all of these fangirlz?

There annoying ME and I'm just reading what there saying to you. Man, Zero, Im not even gonna ask you a question. I feel too bad for you!

Dear crazyanimefanlover,

That, crazyanimefanlover, is the work of the authoress. (xLiABBx: *waves* :B )

Yeah, I feel bad for myself, as well.


Bellatrix Birthday

OH. MY. GRAVY. IT'S YOUUU! *glomps* ...Sorry. I belive that mah buddy impostor has mentioned me?

1. Just to let you know, the fact that I have red eyes does NOT make me a vampire. But I do like a lot of food that LOOKS like blood, such as: raspberry jam, strawberry jam, Harry Potter blood pops (got em' at Borders.), tomato soup, and red Koolaid.

2. Is Kanami hiding around here? 'Cuz I need to fangirl over him, too.

3. He'll never admit it, but one time I saw my dad laughing at the manga scenes with blood in them. O_o

4. Impostor probably told you her crack theory about my dad being a vampire, huh? Well, just ignore it. Yes, on occation, he has drank blood, but he doesn't NEED it.

5. Hug?

6. I have your plushie. ^_^ He keeps me company whenever there are storms. I'm kinda scared of them. I also use this watergun every summer that I painted to look like The Bloody Rose.

7. I have a feeling that Impostor also told you about that time I rubbed my face on your picture. Well, you're not the only one. I also did that with Kaname's picture.

Bye. *hugs, then leaves

Dear Bellatrix Birthday,

(xLiABBx: OH NO, SHE FOUND US! :O QUICK! HIDE BB! :O *hides BB in the closet* Theeereee. )

*stares* O.o

1. I see that. *twitch*

2. Kuran? Of course not! (xLIABBx: Kaname is a bitch. )

3. O.o I see- Who you Da- (xLiABBx: *covers Zero's mouth* Your DAD DAD? or your Imaginary Dad? O.o 'Cause my real dad does that, too. :P )

4. O.o *stares* I'm very much confused.

5. No, you just GLOMPED me!

6. *stares* That's... great to know?

7. *takes a step back* (xLiABBx: You have officially creeped him out. *shakes head* )


There. I apologize for the late update.

Leave me questions.

-Zero.