Hello readers. The following chapter may offend BandGeek 99 (Natalie), The Demon Commander of Hell (Landon), Harpy Ana (Ana), or their fans. I got the authors permission to make fun of their pen names. So don't say that I hate them just because there better than me at writing (Which is true they are better than me). I got the idea for this chap while eating popcorn while watching You Don't Mess With the Zohan. I know that's random but true story. Wait why am I saying this? This is pretty random. Anyways before I go off topic (I think I have ADD) here's the chap!
Please forgive my rambling.
Oh in other news thanks to Harpy Ana I got 50 reviews! And I never have gotten 50 reviews in a story! I know that's week….Oh crap I'm rambling. Well anyways here's the chap for real!
GREY DORM
David, Landon, Natalie and Ana (New to Yellow) were at David's laptop reading some stuff on fan . They were reading a Story called Weapon Masters Unite.
"Hey haven't you notice that the characters have the same name like us?" Landon said.
"Oh yeah! The Natalie character is a lot like me!" Natalie said.
"Um...yeah…she is a lot like you…" David said nervously.
"And the Landon character is a lot like me! " Landon said.
"Oh crap…I think they know!" David thought.
"David! Have you been writing what's been happening here so you can have a story!?" Ana accused.
"Um…no…" David lied.
"Oh…I was pretty sure…" Ana said.
"Hey guys have you ever seen Demon Commander of Hell's stories?" David asked as he got on his profile.
"Oh yeah…his stories are great!" Landon said trying to make people to see his stories or something. Then they read The Author Holidays.
"Heh...that was funny!" David said. "But what kind of name is Demon Commander of Hell?"
"What?!" Landon said surprised at the comment and mad.
"Well for one I mean come on! It so nerdy!" David not knowing the evil writer was there. "And I bet what that's what he is! A big nerd trying to have a cool name." Then Landon left.
"Oh and look at Band Geek 99!" David said to the girls.
"Oh yeah she's great!" Natalie said trying to make herself look better or something. Then they heard sound, like a sniper being loaded from Landon's room.
"Good stories…but what the hell is with name!" David said.
"What do you mean by that?" Natalie said crossly.
"Well band geek?!" Come on like anybody cares if she is a geek to the band!" David said not knowing Band Geek 99 was there. "And Band Geek 99 changed her number of 95 to 99 because she likes this restaurant like who the hell want to here that story!"
"Um excuse me…" Natalie said as she went to get her nun chucks. Ops wasn't supposed to say that!
"Hey look at Harpy Ana!" David said to Ana.
"Hey here Yugioh Gx stories are good." Ana said to make herself look better or something.
"Yeah but look at her nerdy name!" David said.
"Um…what?" Ana said pissed.
"Well yeah!" David said not knowing Ana was Harpy Ana. "I mean does she think she's cool just because in the Harpy Lady card from Yugioh instead of putting Lady she put Ana trying to make herself look cool with HARPY Ana." Then Ana left.
Then David keeped on reading fan fiction until he got taped on the back.
"Yeah?" David said while he turned around. There he saw Landon with a Sniper, Ana with a Sakuyamon staff, and Natalie with her nun chucks.
"Oh crap…" David said as Natalie spun her nun chucks, Landon pointed at him with his sniper, and Ana raised her staff with the sharp ring thing in the top.
Readers I have lost the beating up of David because it's too violent but in the background of the black screen you can hear shooting and slashing for 5 minutes…and now where back!
On the floor there was a bloody David. His face appears that he got hit in the face and got two purple eyes with nun chucks and that the nun chucks have hit his mouth making it bleed and losing 3 permanent teeth. On his bloody shirt it a appears the ring thing from the staff slashed his shirt and him and there were a lot of deep cuts. And he has been shoot in the right and left foot and arm breaking them.
"So are we cool?" A bloody David said.
"Not yet…" Landon said as he got out his Book of Threats.
David eyes widened and yelled "NOOOOOO!!" as Landon opened a page and began reading while Ana and Natalie put on earplugs.
1 MONTH LATER
It is now June. David is back to normal except… Every time he saw a book he'd freak out and try to destroy it. And Landon being a "good" friend pushed him inside a book store every now and then. And that's how David went to jail for disturbing the peace and destruction of property every now and then.
Landon, Ronald, Natalie, Junior, Johnny, Shawn and Ana were at a table. Natalie was going threw her calendar when she saw something.
"Hey guys. I know how to make it up for David! It's his birthday in next two more days. Maybe we can plan him a surprise party!" Natalie said.
"Hey that's a good idea." Landon said. "And I'm great at planning stuff!"
"Yeah right." Ronald said.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Landon asked.
"Remember when you tried to rob the bank?" Ronald continued.
FLASHBACK
There was a door then Landon came in with Ronald, Shawn, and Johnny in ski mask with guns and Landon yelled "Everybody put your hand up!"
"Landon this is a flower shop." Ronald said.
Later
"Alright everybody put your hands up!" Landon said as he came in from another door.
"Landon this is Hair Salon." Shawn said.
Later
"Alright everybody put your hands up!" Landon said as he came in from another door.
"Landon this is a Kinder Garden class." Johnny said.
Later
"Alright everybody put your hands up!" Landon said as he came in from another door.
"Landon this is a police station." Shawn said.
Later
"Alright everybody put your hands up!" Landon said.
"Landon were in jail." Ronald said.
END OF FLASHBACK
"I'll plan it." Landon said. "Don't worry."
"All right as long it doesn't involve robbing." Johnny said.
"...Alright." Landon said as he threw down a backpack. Then a gun and a couple of ski mask came out.
"Look I'll get the drinks. Landon will get the cake. Ana, Shawn, and Johnny will get some burgers and pizza. And Ronald will distract David." Natalie said.
Next Day
Landon and Natalie were at a store.
"All right, I'll get some Root Beer, Pepsi, Coke and, Sprite and you go get a cake." Natalie said as she left. Landon then went to the cake. Then when Landon paid the cake a bana peel was in front of him and he tripped and the cake fell and splattered. Then when he got another cake put he got tripped by a little kid. And he kept tripping every time he got a cake…
PARKING LOT
Natalie was going to the bus until her bags ripped and the can of sodas rolled away…all 68 cans…she got them separated. Then she spent two hours of getting them. Then when she got them Landon came to.
"So...how did it go?" Natalie asked.
"Well besides wasting 300 dollars on cake it went okay." Landon said.
NEXT DAY
It was David's birthday and Shawn was flipping the burgers. Then when he was done Johnny and Landon saw his work.
"What the hell there burned!" Ana and Johnny said in unison.
"Hey I made soup explode so what do you expect?" Shawn said sheepishly.
"Augh!" Ana said as she slapped her face.
GREY DORM
Ronald was leaning on the front door of the dorm. And you can here door banging (Not like that you freaking pervs!) Then Natalie came by and saw him and got mad. "Hey I told you to distract David!'
"I am. I looked the door so he can't get out… I wish he stopped hitting the door." Ronald said.
"-Sigh-…what ever." Natalie said as she left.
TWO HOURS LATER
Ronald was still leaning on the door. Then he got a call. It was Ana.
"Let him go." Ana said.
Then as Ronald opened the door David came out pissed.
"I'll kill you!" David said. Then he chased Ronald. So Ronald ran where the party was at. As they entered the dark room everybody came out yelling "Surprise!"
"Happy birthday David." Ana said coming up to him.
"Thanks guys for the party…but my birthday isn't till September." David said. Then everybody looked at Natalie for the wrong information.
"I had a feeling two days ago wasn't August 30...heh heh." Natalie said nervously while checking her calender as an angry group of people closed on her.
"You made me waste 300 on cake!" Landon said.
"You made us buy pizza and burgers and burned the burgers for nothing!" Shawn, Johnny, and Ana said.
"You made lock David for nothing!" Ronald said. Then they tackled her and beat the living crap out of her.
Then for some reason David joined in.
"Why are you hitting her?" Landon asked.
"It's fun to hit people!" David said as keeped punching.
Wow that's crazy! I remind you people that this chap isn't for offending. If I did I'm terribly sorry. Two more places in Grey for reliability!
