CHAPTER 6- Wishes fulfilled

CHAPTER 6- Wishes fulfilled

Ne'tolme, I'm not really sure what you mean, sorry! This whole story has been set in a kinda limbo type place. They're neither in heaven or hell, but in the place were souls with unfinished business remain. Vegeta has never been to heaven, he got brought to limbo in order to meet Bulma at the beginning of the story… he hasn't visited heaven at any point… I'm not really sure what else I can say… could you point out the specific paragraph or sentence you where confused and I'll try to look it over and change it?? Thanx!

Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball z!

"Please??" pleaded the blue haired woman tugging on the ankle of Yama's trouser leg as hard as she could.

Yama was really starting to tire of her pleading, he had tried valiantly to ignore it but she had that whiney tone, and those puppy dog eyes…

"Look, I've said no and that's final!! Who are you to question my decision?? I am the master of the dead… and you're dead!!" he boomed.

Bulma didn't flinch, she had been so bored for so long and she wasn't about to give up just as she could see Yama's resolve wearing thin.

"But… I'm so bored!!!" whined Bulma in a small child's tone. She crossed her arms and huffed, looking up at Yama, allowing tears to form in her eyes. She had used this trick on her father so many times throughout her life, by now she had honed the act to perfection.

Yama sighed,

'Perhaps I could find something for her, anything just to get her to leave me in peace, she's almost as disruptive as the saiya jin!' Yama tried to remember simpler times, peaceful days before this pair of maniacs turned up. Bulma and Vegeta combined were enough to pull the heavens apart, 'and yet the safety of heaven and earth depends on them getting together according to the book of destinies' Yama almost choked on the irony of it.

After a long pause he replied

"FINE! Fine I'll give you a job… but you won't be a guide." He sulked

"YEY!!" Bulma started to jump up and down for joy

"Stop that! No rejoicing in my office!"

"Oh… sorry" Bulma stopped and looked down at the floor before Yama changed his mind "so what's my job?" she asked

"You have to keep Vegeta from disrupting my work!!" he smiled at the thought of keeping both these pests occupied and away from his office 'two birds with one stone!' he smiled with triumph. Bulma gulped

"How will I do that? I mean he's so strong, way too strong for little old me to handle, I have a delicate bone structure ya know!"

"You can decide on the details, you asked for a job, I gave you one that's bound to keep you more than busy… NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" he roared, startling Bulma into action, she ran from the office all the way back to the house, tripping several times.

When she finally got back she slammed the door behind her and leant back on it, her ragged breaths slowly turning to hysterical giggles.

'Finally something to do with my time!!' she thought. Vegeta had finally found a pocket of warriors who hadn't been sent to hell, mostly members of his own race, and subsequently he had harassed Yama to the point where he either gave these souls their bodies back for the duration of Vegeta's stay or he would never get anything done again. Vegeta had spent day and night training with them ever since. He only took a break to eat or to visit Yama, having thought of some new ingenious method of torture. He enjoyed his training even more than usual due to the fact that all of his sparring partners worshipped the very sweat on his brow. Bulma snorted as she thought of how they bowed when he entered a room, addressed him only as 'your majesty' and worst of all gave her death glares every time she dared to argue with Vegeta.

'Idiots' she thought, but smiled to herself as she remembered that one of them bore a more than passing resemblance to her best friend and favorite body guard, Goku. She sighed

'I miss the guys, I wonder what they're doing now' she imagined Goku eating one of chi chi's home cooked feasts, krillin waxing his head, she didn't want to imagine what oolong and master roshi were up to, and then she thought of Yamcha 'I hope he appreciates that I died to bring his best friend back to life! That jerk! I bet he doesn't even miss me! He'll be with some bimbo right now, I mean it's been three months!' she looked up at the calendar in the vain hope that she might have been wrong, that she might in fact have been here longer. But it still told her that there were a whole 270 days to go, she wished that time would speed up and then decided to go get on with planning how she would stop a practically unstoppable saiya jin.

She took out her note pad and began to brainstorm ideas. She set a target of thinking up at least ten good ways to stop Vegeta from getting to the office. She took out her pen and wrote on a clean page

'Ten ways to distract, or trap, a decidedly evil, super strong alien

  1. Cook enough food to keep him eating breakfast till he only has enough time left in the day to train

(draw back: I'd have to get up pretty early to cook that much food)

  1. Keep mentioning that evil space pirate guy, that always makes Vegeta too angry to do anything but train

(draw back: involves getting Vegeta mad)

  1. Sleeping powder

(draw back: could only really use It once, Vegeta's not dumb)

  1. Hide his armor… he wouldn't go out in public without it

(draw back: would entail seeing Vegeta naked)

  1. Dare him to go all the way down snake way and come back

(draw back: I'd have no contact with other people for at least two months and I'd go insane)

  1. Promise not to speak for a week if he promises not to harass Yama

(draw back: I'd never make it to a whole week)

  1. Dye his hair red while he's asleep forcing him to stay in doors to retain his dignity

(draw back: involves making Vegeta very, very mad)

  1. Use brute force

(draw back: that's never going to happen)

  1. Tell all of his dumb followers that he's not the real Vegeta but an imposter who stole his body, thus causing them to beat him till he can't move for at least a couple of days

(draw back: even they're not dumb enough to believe that, and Vegeta could probably take them all on anyway)

  1. Tell him that if he continues to harass Yama, I won't wish him back when I go home!

(Draw back: NONE!)'

Bulma sat back in her chair and smiled to her self

"I really am a genius!" she said aloud

"I beg to differ," said a voice from behind her. Her heart leaped in her chest and she turned to see Vegeta, bloody and battered from sparring. "Where's my food woman?" he managed to groan before collapsing on the living room floor.

"Vegeta!" Bulma cried and ran to the door to call for help, she'd need one of those saiya jin to help her lift their battered prince to a bed for the night.

Quickly Goku's look alike appeared before her

"What is it woman?" he said in a tone which was obviously carbon copied from Vegeta

'Pathetic' she thought briefly before returning to crisis management mode

"I need you to lift Vegeta for me and take him to bed, I think it's only fair seeing as it's your fault that he's in this condition!" The saiya jin was surprised at the anger in her tone, she sounded like they had beaten her, not the prince who lay behind her.

"His majesty, if he were conscious, would not wish to suffer the indignity of being carried to bed by a low class soldier such as myself" he replied gruffly

Bulma's eyes flashed with rage

"The indignity????" she roared "what dignity is there in passing out on the living room floor and being left there as decoration, just because no one bothered to help you for the sake of wounding your precious saiya jin pride?!?!?" she took a deep breath and glared hard at Goku's doppelganger

He yielded and lifted Vegeta from the floor and to his bed. Bulma wrapped his wounds, splinted his broken limbs, and watched over him until he woke two days later, got out of bed, 'humphed' and went to spar again.

Phew!!! And now I'm going to bed! You'd better review or I won't be impressed!

*Huffs, crosses her arms and looks up at you with bulma-esque puppy dog eyes*

… Or I simply won't post the next chapter for a week!

*Smirks in a very vegeta-esque way*