A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in so long! School has started, and OMG. I got 2 fun teachers, but the homework is crazy! And, my homeroom teacher hates children. Scary. Poor excuses, but, I also had writer's block. I used a review I really liked on what to do for Edward's Revenge Part 2, but now I can't find the review I was gonna use, so I had to come up with something. So, sorry. Onto the story!
HEADS UP! IF YOU ARE GOTHIC OR EMO, I am not trying to offend you in this chapter. I just need a little something that will scare Mike, especially since he knows, because of his stalker ways, that Bella would not be like this! Again, I'm so sorry but I really didn't mean to offend you!
E-POV
The fake date plan went flawlessly. Perfect. Mike was stunned into silence, and most likely still is, even after a week. I was holding Renesmee, while Bella was making her a bottle. Today was the second part of the plan. Today, Alice predicted he was to come over here again. We were ready.
Bella walked into the room, the metal bottle in her hands. She felt bad about this, she knew it made it even harder for Jasper, the human blood that Renesmee needed, but she loved our daughter too much to think a lot about it.
Today, we were going to freak Mike out. Our goal- to make him run out of here screaming for his 'mommy'.
Bella took Renesmee, and sat next to me, letting Renesmee drink the contents of the bottle eagerly.
''You know the plan, right?" I asked her. She looked at me, smiled, and nodded.
"Stay out of the way until the end. Then I make my appearance," her smile grew, "and scare Mike to the point of him peeing in his pants!" she laughed, the sound like bells. I laughed with her.
Alice then appeared on the top step, while Renesmee finished the remaining blood, and drifted to sleep. Esme appeared behind Bella, and took Renesmee, since she and Carlisle would be the only ones not participating in our event.
"Good luck," Esme smiled, and walked into the kitchen.
"Ok, guys, he's on his way over now. Bella, upstairs, now," Alice commanded. Bella stood up straight, saluted, and marched up the stairs. Alice and I laughed. "Rosalie! Emmett! Jasper! Get down here! C'mon Edward, we have to go change!" I stood up, and went up to my room. (A/N: Sorry guys, but when I looked up gothic on polyvore, most of it was for girls. No Edward, Emmett, or Jasper gothic links on my profile. )
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With our vampire speed, we were all ready before Mike's SUV had even traveled a fourth of a mile more. But, even so, we waited for a knock on the door before we went downstairs. On the top step, before Mike could see us, Alice stopped us all, and looked over our outfits. She sighed sadly, she hated these clothes. She liked bright, colorful things. A little black here and there, but not like these outfits. They had color, but too much black for Alice's unique taste.
Alice's POV
I looked over what they were wearing. I had on a black dress, with purple plaid in 2 X's across the middle, and along the bottom. The purple plaid was also the straps of the dress, and in 4 small lines, 2 on each side, below the X's. I had elbow-length fishnet gloves, and black pumps. Rosalie was wearing a red and black skirt. It was black along the very top, the only red there was the lace on the left and the right that went down half-way, and tied into a bow, with the leftover ribbon hanging lower than the skirt itself. The bottom half of the skirt was black also, but with splatters of red paint everywhere. She was wearing a red and black corset, a fishnet shrug, fingerless, red and black striped gloves, and a pair of black boots, with buckles going the whole length of the boot. We were both wearing all black makeup, to add to the effect. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett were dressed almost completely alike. All wearing baggy, black pants, black T-shirts, and black tennis shoes. All were very similar, but each different. And, when Bella came down, she would be wearing a black and blue zebra striped skirt, a black and blue corset, a black and blue checkered belt, black lace up boots, and a fishnet shrug, identical to Rosalie's.
Edward's POV
Alice sighed again, but nodded for us to continue. I went down first, with Emmett and Jasper close behind. We all had bored looks on our faces. Alice and Rosalie came down next, looking equally bored, if not more-so. (A/N: Sorry, don't know how gothic and emo people act. I've never known one! Again, sorry if I'm getting this wrong. And, also again, if you are gothic or emo, I am in no way trying to offend you!)
I looked over at the door, at Mike's frozen face, and that alone almost broke my bored façade. I kept myself composed, though, and looked away. I sat down on the couch, completely ignoring Mike. Jasper sat in Carlisle's recliner, Emmett on the loveseat, Rosalie on the opposite side of him, and Alice came and sat on the arm of the couch.
I could tell when Mike came back to Earth, because he started knocking again. All of us ignored him.
"Hello?! I know you know I'm here Cullen! Answer the door! Hurry up!" he shouted at us. Again, we still ignored him.
Yes! All the Cullens have gone emo! There's no way that Bella will want a family of a bunch of emos! This is perfect! I hate Newton's mind. I tuned him out, waiting for Bella to come downstairs. Mike knocked again.
I could hear Bella now. She was about to come downstairs. She was on the top step. Her footsteps were heavy, to let Mike know somebody was coming.
I looked over. She was there now. Mike saw her, and his jaw dropped to his feet. She looked angry, like we planned. Esme had taken Renesmee outside, next to the river in the back, so she wouldn't have to hear Bella exploded. Of course, with her being half vampire, she still would, but it wouldn't be as clear. Bella started walking towards the door, and Mike composed himself. I rolled my eyes. Bella was frowning the whole way, but Mike didn't seem to notice.
She opened the door, and leaned against the frame, her arms folded across her chest.
"What?" she spat. Mike didn't respond. She huffed. "Newton, I am going to make this so simple, a newborn would be able to understand it." We all thought about using Renesmee as an example, but since she would be able to understand it, we all thought it best to just say newborn. Of course, for humans there was only one reference to newborn, so that made it easier. Mike nodded. "Leave,"
she said slowly, making sure Mike got it, "and never come back. I don't like you. I. . . loathe you. Ever since the 1st day I arrived here, I'd thought you were annoying. You followed me like a lost puppy, and I hated it. I will never, ever love or even like you. Get the picture?" she asked him. Tears started to form in his eyes. All of us got up, and walked over to Bella. Mike was backing away now, scared as to what we would do to him.
"Guys? Guys, ok stop closing in on me like that. You're freaking me out," he said, his voice trembling. We didn't listen. Just as Emmett's hands were about to encircle Mike's neck (not really, he wouldn't actually choke him), he let out a high-pitched, girlish shriek of fear, ducked out of the way of Emmett's hands, and bolted to his SUV, tears flowing freely now. He started the car, and backed out of the meadow quickly. We couldn't see him anymore, though we could still hear his pounding heart and his rushed breathing. I smiled at Bella. The plan went just as expected. She beamed back at me. Then she turned to Alice.
"So. . .can we change out of these clothes yet?" she asked her. Alice laughed, and nodded. Bella was out of sight and up the stairs in less than a second. I smiled again, and followed her.
Bella's POV
I changed out of the clothes I had recently worn, to something more casual. I put on a turquoise sweater, dark wash skinny jeans, turquoise ballet flats, and a teal bracelet. Edward changed, too. Once we were both done, I rushed outside to find Esme and Renesmee. Edward wasn't far behind me. I found them next to the river, Renesmee splashing in the water, while Esme held onto her, and both of them were laughing. I smiled. When they heard Edward and I, they turned to look at us. Renesmee laughed some more, and Esme smiled. I smiled back at her. Edward's arms wound around my waist from behind, and his chin rested on my shoulder.
For an hour or so, we silently watched out daughter playing in the water. We both smiled.
A/N: Not sure, but I think this is my longest chapter yet! So did you like it? Love it? Hate it? Loathe it? Review!
