A Simple Daydream

Last time…

"Tch. Those guys are idiots." Mys said. "Fun but stupid idiots."

"I'm not even gonna ask."

"Good choice."

Continuing on...

"Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me." I asked endlessly. Tell me, please?

"You really want to know?" Sawada-san asked, looking hassled after I kept repeating the words, "Tell me", again and again.

"Yes! Why does that woman smell like poison?"

"How do you even know what poison smells like?!"

"The same way I know how to use a knife. It wasn't pretty."

"Oh."

"Oh, come on! Just tell us already! Don't doubt Jenna's nose!" Mys said. "Just tell us why Bianchi smells like poison. And how exactly is she that idiot's sister?!"

Sawada-san gulped. "Uh, well, I'm not supposed to tell you this…but it's for your own safety."

I whistled. "Reborn tell you not to?"

"Yes."

"Good luck."

"Thank you."

"So? Who is this woman? Is she in the mafia?" I persisted. Well, I would guess 'yes' since Sawada-san seems afraid of her for a good reason.

"Yes." Sawada-san said, looking a little terrified at past memories. "She has the ability called Poison Cooking, which makes whatever she cooks turn into poison. And it looks like it!"

"Poison Cooking? No wonder she smells like it…" I said. "Why is she here anyways?"

"At first she came to kill me and take Reborn back to Italy." Sawada-san said, looking queasy. "But then she realized that she gets closer to Reborn if Reborn stayed here. But that was before she tried to kill me with several bentos, a can of soda, cakes, and a bunch of other stuff she made."

"You mean-"

"And I can't forget the mochi! I can't believe I ran so far that day!" Sawada-san wailed. "She nearly even killed Gokudera-kun too!"

"And all with the power of love." Mys said, faking a sigh. "I heard someone in the kitchen saying something about that when we came in before."

"Never doubt Mys's nose!" I explained to Sawada-san. "She practically saved me from buying a week-old bag of chips from this store once."

"That guy is a liar!" Mys said, snorting. "And I can't believe I trusted that guy for so many years!"

"I wouldn't ask if I were you."

"I didn't even think of it."

"Good." I said. "You're getting the hang of it."

"By the way, does she use unnatural ingredients in her Poison Cooking?" Mys asked.

"Yes!" Sawada-san said, nodding quickly. "Believe me, there'll be some kind of weird smoke coming out of it!"

From downstairs, I could hear Sawada-san's mom calling out, "Tsuna-kun! Dinner's ready! Your friends can eat with us too!"

"Oh, well, that's Kaa-san." Sawada-san said, sounding more cheerful than before. "Let's go!"

I stood up and followed Sawada-san out. Though, I would soon learn the horrors of Poison Cooking.


Jenna: Hey, did you realize this story is being followed by people?

Me: *Drops sandwich* WHAT?! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

Mys: And you're favorited by two people!

Me: HUH?! Wait, how do you know that?!

Mys: Duh, don't you check your Traffic Stats?

Me: No! I don't even know what you're talking about!

Mys: Well, look!

Me: *Checking Traffic Stats then goes to a cliff* WOOHOO!

Mys: Geez.

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