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A/N: Well here is another story for you

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Now enjoy chapter 7

Chapter 7: A Trip To Town

They had to pack, it turned out that it would be a two day trip to get to their destination and back. Standing in front of the stone she knew was blocking the entrance she wondered on how they were going to get out.

Kakuzu started up some hand signs and to be nice said what they were. He touched the stone and it moved enough to let them out and he promptly closed it back up.

After a couple hours running. "Can't you keep up?" She was running on the forest floor jumping over broken branches and rocks, using low branches to swing over some obstacles.

"S-o-r-r-y, I don't have chakra control or very high stamina." She stopped to breathe. "Man, I need a very long bath." Kakuzu jumped down beside her threw his pack on her. "Hey, I already have a hard time keeping up, you don't need to add more weight."

"Piggy-back." He turned from her and made it easier for her to get on his back.

"Um, okay." She did as he said and when he took of she screamed.

"The ear." He choked out, her arms tightening around his throat as she buried her head into his back and with each thok her gripped tighten. "You afraid of heights?"

His reply was a whimper and a tighter grip. "I'm not going to drop you." A tighter grip. He jumped to the ground and another screamed escaped her lips luckily muffled by Kakuzu's back.

He let her slip from his back and motioned for her to be quiet and to hide, the latter doing so as quickly and quietly as possible. Alexandra was about to ask when a kunai was thrown and missed her face by mere inches.

She put her hand to her mouth to stop herself from screaming and let a few tears of fear slip out. "Bad idea." Alexandra heard Kakuzu say. "Trying to hurt my sister." She then heard some loud pain filled screams and Alexandra squeezed her eyes shut and covered her ears not wanting to hear anymore.

Some grabbed her and none to gently. "Stop what you are doing Akatsuki or I kill the girl." She felt something bite into her side and felt warmth running down soon after.

"When will people learn, I'm not afraid to die?" Her elbow flew hard into his gut and then she stomp on his toes then slammed her other elbow into his nose and lastly bring her fist down and hitting not to gently where the sun don't shine. "Like I once said, what is wrong with singing?"

Kakuzu quickly dispatched her and she turned her head so not to see the blood and then shivered. "I hate blood."

"Singing?" He grabbed her and checked for any serious injury, lightly checking the cut in her side down by the kunai. He bandage the wounded up.

"Yes, sing. S-I-N-G. Solar plex, instep, nosebleed, groin, otherwise known as sing." She stated. "I sort of stole the saying off a move. Hope they don't sue me for it."

He started walking, chuckling. "Mind if I tell Hidan to watch your singing."

"Nah, go ahead. He already hates it." She walked besides him. "You are not going to take me up…"

"No, we are close enough to reach the place a couple of hours before nightfall." He looked at her. "You are going to have to do the money exchange tomorrow morning or afternoon. Whenever they open that is?"

"I'll find out today when we go shopping. I'll have to borrow your money, since mine is still in American." She went to reassure him. "Don't worry, I'll pay you back. I don't like feeling like owe someone something." He mussed her hair up. "And knock that off nii-san."

"Make me imouto-san." She swung at him and he took off in the direction of the town, Alexandra following close at his heels. "You are going to have to run faster than that, Lex."

All of a sudden she was running faster and she would of tackled Kakuzu if he hadn't of dodged at the right moment causing her to plow right into a wall face first. "Ow, fuck man that hurt." She tenderly touched her face. "Who the fucking hell puts a wall in the middle of the forest."

"Um, we are here." Kakuzu helped her to her feet. "Earlier then expected. We could leave right after doing what we need to do and sleep in the forest."

"Hmm, let's think." She pretend to think for awhile. "NO! I need a bath. I'm surprised I haven't killed the dead with my overly powerful stench. I won't be surprised if they tell us we can't enter because I stinks something awful."

"I'm pretty sure they have some pretty foul smelling people and that they won't send us packing because of it." She opened her mouth to say something more but Kakuzu cut her off. "If you smell something awful as you put it, imagine how I smell." . She started to laugh. "See got you to laugh."

He went up and showed them their papers saying that they were siblings. Step siblings that was, because the only thing they had in common was hair color. He only changing his eyes to appear somewhat close to the norm of everyone else.

The asked how they could be siblings, they looked nothing alike and didn't even share the same last name. "Step-brother." Alexandra said seeing Kakuzu eyes twitch at their stupidity. She then got into his face, poking the man none to gently in the chest. "Haven't you ever heard of a parent having a kid in a previous marriage and then remarrying?"

The men glared at her like she just called them stupid and she broke into tears. "Nii-san this man fri-fright-t-tens me." She sniffed and pretended to hide behind him. "An-nd I-I-I'm t-t-tir-red."

The silver haired guard instantly waved them through not wanting to cause a huge seen and told them where the best inn was.

Once inside she dropped the façade and then after they were a good distance away Kakuzu spoke. "Nice acting skills."

"What about my pick pocketing skills, nii-san?" She threw him a very overly stuffed money purse.

"Wait…what…when?" He asked incredulously.

"When I was poking him in the chest and all in his face." She smirked. "Good, huh?" He looked like he swallowed something disgusting. "Don't worry, he'll think it came untied and fell off. Besides if Pein thinks the only good thing I can do is be a maid, he can now send me on missions with you guys or the other, minus Fish Face, to steal money from people."

The headed to the suggested inn and walked in to get rooms. She paid with the stolen money. A two bed bedroom, to which Kakuzu grumbled about not made of money and it doesn't grow on trees.

"Nii-san, don't know why you are complaining. It is my money, well it is now." Alexandra then added. "I could always steal it back." He shot her a glare that said if you try, I'll be dragging you back to the hideout without what we came to get. "Okay, okay, I won't promise."

"So what is it that you wanted to cook?" They opened the door to their room. "Is it any good?"

She gave him a look saying when isn't my food any good but answered anyways. "Yes my food is good to the first question." She punched his arm, hard. "IT IS A

HI-MI-STU, YOU BAKA."

They dropped the packs off and she grabbed her smaller pack that was in the bag and threw it onto her back. "Man, I think I brought to much money." She shook her head. "People are going to think I'm loaded."

She sighed heavily. "Well, we might as well get this over with." They headed out to finish some of the errands they were there to do. "Okay to the money exchange place."

Walking up the stairs to the building, Kakuzu stated. "Why didn't you go take a bath I thought you were complaining about stinking?"

"If I had I would have not got out until tomorrow morn." She looked at him. "You waiting out here." He nodded and she proceeded into the building, looking for an open person.

"Hello, sir." She waited for him to look up at her. "I was looking for a place that exchanges money, can you do that?"

He nodded. "How much?"

"Ah, I have 30,000 American dollars and she pulled it out of her small pack on her back.

"Hand it here." He disappeared into a room. "And then came back after about ten minutes. "Ah, dollars. Not often you get these." He then counted out her money. "3,314,400 yen is your amount."

"Thank you sir."

"How did you get into customs with this much money?" He looked at her.

"Well I had it hidden and I completely forgot that I had there." She looked. "To keep and open book."

"Why yes…" Realization hit him. "So that is where you hid your money."

"Yeah, but tell anyone." She waved at him as she turned and left. "Ciao."

"Hey, Kakuzu, I'm finished. How bout we buy the food and things tomorrow?"

He nodded. "Do you want to go are separate ways to just see the sights?"

"You'd trust me not to run on you?" Alexandra looked at him. "Though I don't plan to. You are just to much fun nii-san."

"Meet back at the hotel by nine." He head off to do whatever he did in his free time and Alexandra left to find a shop for food, man was she hungry.

-change to Kakuzu, 9:00-

Where is that girl. Kakuzu paced back and forth. She said she wouldn't run. And you believed her. You're getting soft in old age. I'm not that old. I'm only in my mid-twenties.

"And now I have to go find the runaway girl." He growled. She better have got caught up in something, like a game, or talking with someone. He was not happy at all.

He started racing around the nameless town. He stopped at a food joint and walked in going to the person behind the counter. "Hello, I'm looking for my imouto-san. She has black mid-back length hair and creepy gray eyes that are rimmed in black, very pale skin; she might have introduced herself as Lex, or Alex."

"Yeah she was here, but that was around six." The man replied.

"When she left did you see what direction she went in?" The man point left and Kakuzu took off heading back towards the hotel. Seeing a clothes store for women he decided to check in there.

"Hello, miss. I'm looking for my baby sister. She has mid-back length black hair and moonlight grey type eyes that have flecks of blue and green and is rimmed in black; she might of said her name was Lex. And if you have when she left which way did she go?"

"I haven't but maybe Ari did. She was at the counter earlier. Hold on one sec." She left in search of the said girl and came back moments later with a blonde chick wearing horned rimmed glass.

"She explained it to me, and yes I did see her, she asked if I knew a store that sold Alfredo sauce. Then she asked if I knew a place where she could get something for a friend and told me not to tell anyone." She changed her mind with the look he gave her. "She asked if their was a store that might sell things that her nii-san liked but she wouldn't get descriptive about it."

"Which direction did she go?"

"Right." He growl again and took off just hearing them say something about him being scary.

God this girl is going to have me running all around this godforsaken town. He stopped at another town and got the same answer, they seen her and she went right. For another hour he searched for her and was about to call it quits when he heard a scream that sound a lot like Alexandra's scream.

ALEXANDRA! He didn't know why he cared so much about this girl but he knew he wanted to keep her safe.

Muahahahaha, cliffhanger. Find out in chapter 3. Oh since i had five reviews i decided to update today instead of tomorrow

if i get two reviews i update in 3 days, if i get 1 or none at the end of the week, if i get five or more i'll update as soon as i have another chapter written.

me: so zetsu are you happy -looks at muse who is reading over her shoulder-

zetsu(black): i don't like what you do to her in chapter 8 (white): it is just mean

me: hey i mean well, i just don't nice well -shrugs shoulders- it's not my fault i was made this way.

zetsu(black): change it -glares at me-

me: -shakes head- i can't i write what is in my head and besides if what happens doesn't happen then she won't have a heart to hearts with Kakuzu

well until next chapter

jinx